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Wes_Janson Registered: Mar '04	Date Posted: 5/25/04 6:14pm Subject: Barfights and sweet nothings. J/TK post NJO AU (FYI I ignore their NJO Mischaricterzations)
	Whuler had seen a lot of strange things as bartender of the Mos Eisley Cantina. He had seen history, in the form of Luke Skywalker meeting his future brother in law, he had seen Mirax Terrik strike terror in the hearts of some of the most violent killers and rapists in the galaxy by mentioning who her father was. Nothing beat what he saw roughly a month after the Vong defeat. A red-head female and a brown-haired male, young, early 20's walked into the Cantina without visible weapons. That’s when Whuler started to have a bad feeling for three reasons. Reason one, the female was the hottest he had ever seen. Reason two, the male didn’t look that big or strong. Reason three, they were using the only dartboard in the bar. About three minutes later, Whuler realized he was right again. An Aqulash whose name Whuler couldn’t remember, although Whuler knew he had a habit of assaulting female patrons of other bars, took an interest in the pair and walked towards them. "Your woman is too good for the likes of you" he spoke, and for a minute Whuler's vision went blank as he remembered Ponda Babba's fight with a Jedi. As the Aqualash shoved the boy back, Whuler's attention snapped back to the present. "Um, sorry. Talk to her if you want." the boy looked at the girl, as if in apology Whuler thought, and backed up leaving her open to the assault that was sure to come, though hopefully after they left. Whuler hated the high pitched screams. "Hello, pretty one." The Aqualilsh said, running his hand along her chin. She started to back up, but he grabbed her by the hair, and began dragging to the back door and hallway. For some reason the boy didn’t seem concerned. Shortly after she disappeared from sight a high-pitched scream was heard. Then another, and another, and a rhythmic banging sound against the wall. Suddenly, the Aqualash came running around the corner. Much to Whuler’s surprise, he was severely injured. One arm clearly had at least five extra joints judging from the way it was flopping around as he ran. The other arm was bent backwards, and was pointing straight. Straight behind. The couple ordered more drinks from a waiter, and resumed play on the dart board without interference from any of the patrons who had started playing on them when the girl was dragged off. A half hour later, a group of three male Gamorreans with a similar reputation to the Aqualish walked in. They began drinking and eyeing the redhead. Several tankards of Corellian ale later, they made their move. None of the other patrons even offered to sell then information on the pair, showing Whuler how disliked they were. The Gamorrians didn’t bother to talk. One pointed a blaster at the male, and gestured for him to get out of the way. The other two grabbed the girl. One by her good arm, and the stump of her left arm, and the other but her legs, and they took her to the same hallway as the Aqualash. Her boyfriend kept playing darts. Whuler sighed; the girl stood no chance despite her skill. More high-pitched screaming was heard. More thumps like something being banged repeatedly against a wall, and then more screaming. Suddenly, the Gamorreans came running back one of them supporting the other two. As they passed the bar, Whuler saw the damage. The two being supported had multiple broken bones, including a few ribs poking out, and were missing their head tusks. When Whuler looked at the third, he found the missing tusks. They appeared to have been used to stab the large Gammerorian, and one was sticking out of an eye. The patrons paid it no mind, although they seemed to quiet somewhat when Boba Fett arrived. Whuler nodded at Fett, who informed Whuler that he wished to rent one of the private quarters the Cantina had available, only to those that could pay, or would contribute to the buildings security. With the fear he inspired in robbers, Fett stayed for free, and could eat and drink for free. Fett only took meals however. "Fett" Whuler spoke up "your partners are over there" Whuler pointed to the pair at the dartboards. "What makes you think I am associated with them?" Fett responded. Whuler told Fett the tale of what had happened. "If they’re that good, and wander in the same day you do, usually they are your partners." "True" the hunter responded. "But not this time. Watch" The red-head wandered to the female refresher, her boyfriend taking a seat at a table by its door confusing Whuler, as he hadn’t protected her at all thus far. Then Whuler saw what Fett was referring to. Hanzen Quo'nas. Quo'nas was wanted in multiple systems for rape. Apparently, when robbing cruise ships, he would also steal the charms of any young woman. Many of whom happened to have rich parents, prompting his being wanted. Quo'nas also had friends, but they were with him. Two wookies, with reputations for being honor-less unlike almost any Wookie, but still known for being deadly warriors. They approached the refreshers and began to head towards the female one. The boy stood up and got in the way. "Boy, I have the death warrant in thirty five systems,and counting. You’d better move before it becomes thirty six." The boy’s reaction was the least expected sound ever. Laughter. Quo'nas was annoyed. "Boy, you just signed your own death warrant." Much to Whuler's surprise the boy's eyes seemed to become dangerous. "Do you think I really give a piece of flying Hutt Poodoo what threat you have? I survived the entire war against the Yuzhan Vong; I have personally killed more Voxyn in combat than all but a handful of people in the galaxy. I have killed more Yuzhan Vong Warriors of the highest order in hand to hand action than entire sector defense fleets did in fleet engagements. I have survived the Vong's most heinous torture, a torture that even Vong would eventually submit to, and not only did I survive, I mastered it. My grandfather was a Dark Lord of the Sith, Darth Vader, as well as the most powerful Jedi ever. My Uncle is the most powerful person in the Galaxy, Luke Skywalker; my sister is the Sword of the Jedi, Jaina Solo. I am Jacen Solo. And if you have one good ounce of reason in you, you will not kriff with me. Now. Leave!" Jacen Solo turned his back to sit back down and return to his drink, by the time he sat down the sound of running feet had faded. Several minutes later, Tenel Ka came out of the refresher. "My love, what was it I sensed while I was in there?" "Some thugs wanted to follow you in. I stopped them" "You seemed more annoyed than that friend Jacen." "Its just, I know you enjoy fighting more, but how come whenever we go slumming you get to be the one to have the bar fights ?" "Because, Jacen, your sweet." And that folks, is that. Hope ya like it, and I hope my regualr beta, Jaya Solo, doesnt kill me for posting work someone else Beta'd. Kudo's to Picciami for betaing. It was almost NaboosPrincess, but she had to go. -----signature----- Founder: YJK fan club NJO=/=SW Origonal Wraith 1: XW series fan club-Currently XO:Dinner Squad Ive begun reposting teh last fic I wrote. http://boards.theforce.net/beyond_the_saga/b10477/26616831/p1/?0
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RK_Striker_JK_5 Registered: Jul '03	Date Posted: 5/25/04 6:21pm Subject: RE: Barfights and sweet nothings. J/TK post NJO AU (FYI I ignore their NJO Mischaricterzations)
	Oh, that was funny. Jacen and Tenel Ka slumming in the bars...and you included the Aqualish from Episode One. How cool is that? Kudos for writing this, dude. -----signature----- E-married to the wonderful DarthIshtar. Now also her Padawan. Member of the Y.J.K. Revolution Staring into the Darkness http://boards.theforce.net/beyond_the_saga/b10477/27537567/p1/?23
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JAGSGURL15 Registered: Jul '03	Date Posted: 5/25/04 6:25pm Subject: RE: Barfights and sweet nothings. J/TK post NJO AU (FYI I ignore their NJO Mischaricterzations)
	great job !! -----signature----- Mush Queen of TKL's LOMIN ALE WRAITHS Living In DE'NILE i <3 JJ REDICK ~&NY YANKEES&~ (((DUKE BLUE DEVILS)))
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Wes_Janson Registered: Mar '04	Date Posted: 5/25/04 6:27pm Subject: RE: Barfights and sweet nothings. J/TK post NJO AU (FYI I ignore their NJO Mischaricterzations)
	and you included the Aqualish from Episode One. How cool is that? No clue what youre talking about Jon. All of the wouldbe romeo's are OCs. Glad you liked it. Squirt, glad U liked it. -----signature----- Founder: YJK fan club NJO=/=SW Origonal Wraith 1: XW series fan club-Currently XO:Dinner Squad Ive begun reposting teh last fic I wrote. http://boards.theforce.net/beyond_the_saga/b10477/26616831/p1/?0
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Enelya_Sol Registered: Feb '04	Date Posted: 5/25/04 8:31pm Subject: RE: Barfights and sweet nothings. J/TK post NJO AU (FYI I ignore their NJO Mischaricterzations)
	Cute. -----signature----- She found herself smiling. There was nothing wrong with a man who cared about animals, nothing at all, even if he wiped out cities.
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bladex2 Registered: Mar '04	Date Posted: 5/26/04 10:02am Subject: RE: Barfights and sweet nothings. J/TK post NJO AU (FYI I ignore their NJO Mischaricterzations)
	Nice job Wes -----signature----- Galactic Defenders:A Jedi Order-Former padawan of Kev-Mas_Colcha Jedi Knight-Lvl 5/Jedi Outcasts:Preventer 2 "Si vis pacem, para bellum."- "If you want peace, prepare for war!"-Vegetius Jaden Haneck:Demon Hunter
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Lady_WinterCelchu Registered: Dec '03	Date Posted: 5/26/04 10:34am Subject: RE: Barfights and sweet nothings. J/TK post NJO AU (FYI I ignore their NJO Mischaricterzations)
	I liked it!! Jaya won't kill you. She'l just lock you in a room full of killer ewoks instead. -----signature----- Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected? Commander of Hitwomen_United. Master to Hans_Highness and EmpressJade
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Jedi_Jacen_Solo Registered: Apr '04	Date Posted: 5/26/04 3:05pm Subject: RE: Barfights and sweet nothings. J/TK post NJO AU (FYI I ignore their NJO Mischaricterzations)
	Nice, and it's humorous. You don't see too many funny stories here, or if there are I can't seem to find many. -----signature----- There are 10 kinds of people in the galaxy, those who understand binary and those who don't. Jacen: "I told you before, you can kill me but you can't make me obey." Good and evil are such vague terms, I refuse to pick either.
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VaderLVR64 Title: Manager Emeritus Registered: Feb '04	Date Posted: 5/26/04 3:10pm Subject: RE: Barfights and sweet nothings. J/TK post NJO AU (FYI I ignore their NJO Mischaricterzations)
	Loved it! I needed a good laugh and here it was! -----signature----- R.I.P John, Alex, Jason, and Christian Never forgotten Soldiers' Angels http://soldiersangels.org/ 2114 soldiers waiting for someone to care
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Wes_Janson Registered: Mar '04	Date Posted: 5/26/04 6:41pm Subject: RE: Barfights and sweet nothings. J/TK post NJO AU (FYI I ignore their NJO Mischaricterzations)
	Jenny Cute. Glad ya liked it. bladex2 Nice job Wes Thanks. Lady_WinterCelchu I liked it!! glad ya liked it Jaya won't kill you. She'l just lock you in a room full of killer ewoks instead. /imates teh kid in home alone. 'Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!' Jedi_Jacen_Solo Nice, and it's humorous. You don't see too many funny stories here, or if there are I can't seem to find many. Youll see them occasionly. As a plug, Id have to say my fic Prankside of the Force: Wes Janson, Jedi Knight is funny VaderLVR64 Loved it! I needed a good laugh and here it was! Glad ya liked it -----signature----- Founder: YJK fan club NJO=/=SW Origonal Wraith 1: XW series fan club-Currently XO:Dinner Squad Ive begun reposting teh last fic I wrote. http://boards.theforce.net/beyond_the_saga/b10477/26616831/p1/?0
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Metroid_Warrior Registered: Mar '04	Date Posted: 5/27/04 4:04pm Subject: RE: Barfights and sweet nothings. J/TK post NJO AU (FYI I ignore their NJO Mischaricterzations)
	Awww... great story. -----signature----- Member of YJK fanclub! J/TK and J/Z forever. Loyal defender of Hiigara. Homeworld forever! Beastslayer Alice in Chains rocks.
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miranda82 Registered: Mar '04	Date Posted: 5/27/04 6:22pm Subject: RE: Barfights and sweet nothings. J/TK post NJO AU (FYI I ignore their NJO Mischaricterzations)
	Great job. -----signature----- "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." "Two rules in life are deny everything, and now I have no idea what you're talking about." Fleeing the Darkness http://boards.theforce.net/The_Saga/b10476/16367849/
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Wes_Janson Registered: Mar '04	Date Posted: 5/27/04 9:17pm Subject: RE: Barfights and sweet nothings. J/TK post NJO AU (FYI I ignore their NJO Mischaricterzations)
	Glad y'all 2 liked it. -----signature----- Founder: YJK fan club NJO=/=SW Origonal Wraith 1: XW series fan club-Currently XO:Dinner Squad Ive begun reposting teh last fic I wrote. http://boards.theforce.net/beyond_the_saga/b10477/26616831/p1/?0
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PulsarSkate Title: Ex-Mod Registered: Nov '03	Date Posted: 5/27/04 11:04pm Subject: RE: Barfights and sweet nothings. J/TK post NJO AU (FYI I ignore their NJO Mischaricterzations)
	Very cute, friend Wes Glad you had nothing to do with the NJO characerisations either -----signature----- Vacca Foeda
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Wes_Janson Registered: Mar '04	Date Posted: 5/27/04 11:09pm Subject: RE: Barfights and sweet nothings. J/TK post NJO AU (FYI I ignore their NJO Mischaricterzations)
	If I had used the NJO characthers, Jacen wouldve held TK down for them to avoid a fight -----signature----- Founder: YJK fan club NJO=/=SW Origonal Wraith 1: XW series fan club-Currently XO:Dinner Squad Ive begun reposting teh last fic I wrote. http://boards.theforce.net/beyond_the_saga/b10477/26616831/p1/?0
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picciami Registered: Feb '03	Date Posted: 5/30/04 6:08pm Subject: RE: Barfights and sweet nothings. J/TK post NJO AU (FYI I ignore their NJO Mischaricterzations)
	As the beta, I'm finally checking the story out, 'cause I never thought to actually go and check and make sure he didn't mess anything up when he posted it. -----signature----- http://boards.theforce.net/Beyond_the_Saga/b10477/15681875/?0 Color Guard: the band's comic relief. Do not offend the section leader. It can be bad for your health. Female version of Wes_Janson (without all of the typos)
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