Author Topic: The Classic Trilogy What If Game
anakins_right_arm  92 posts
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22677_Anakin's Lightsaber
Date Posted: 3/3/05 9:56am Subject: RE: The Classic Trilogy What If Game - Date Edited: 3/3/05 9:57am (3 edits total) Edited By: anakins_right_arm
no princess leia gold bikini sad

what if one of padmes look-a-likes got pregnant at the same time as her, and was actually the one who died... and padme lived in secret on naboo raising luke and leia... remarried to chewy...? with obi wan and yoda comic reliefs in their sitcom household?

 

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JediPrettyBoy  2014 posts
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Date Posted: 3/3/05 10:21am Subject: RE: The Classic Trilogy What If Game
What if Mark Hamill had been in a car accident?

 

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JediPrettyBoy  2014 posts
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Date Posted: 3/3/05 10:23am Subject: RE: The Classic Trilogy What If Game
Watch the Special Features DVD with the OT during the discussion about ESB's ending.

What if Vader was not Luke's father, and Obi-Wan was the one who killed Luke's father?

 

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Darth_Maul_Sith_Lord  1276 posts
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22834_Darth Maul
Date Posted: 3/3/05 11:18am Subject: RE: The Classic Trilogy What If Game - Date Edited: 3/3/05 11:18am (1 edits total) Edited By: Darth_Maul_Sith_Lord
Then Luke would be just as screwed up as Michael Jackson...

What is Vader was a raging Alcoholic throughout the trilogy and he carried a bottle of Jack opposite his Lightsaber?

D_M_S_L

 

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Jedi_Jason5001  687 posts
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Date Posted: 3/3/05 4:14pm Subject: RE: The Classic Trilogy What If Game
Then any time he fought Luke he would have pulled out the bottle and said, "You are not a booze hound yet."


What if Luke hadn't been able to mind-persuade the Gamorrean guards at the entrance of Jabba's place?

 

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Jedi_Keiran_Halcyon  7522 posts
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Date Posted: 3/3/05 6:14pm Subject: RE: The Classic Trilogy What If Game
Then he would've run down to the basement, made R2 give him his lightsaber (much less dramatic, I know), and then started runnning through Jabba's palace like a maniac, slicing thugs in two left and right.

What if Tim Burton had directed a Star Wars movie (your choice)?

 

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Chancellor_Ewok  13283 posts
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Date Posted: 3/3/05 6:30pm Subject: RE: The Classic Trilogy What If Game - Date Edited: 3/3/05 6:32pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Chancellor_Ewok
Then the Ewoks would have been really demented and would have looked lot cooler.

What if the Empire was chasing Leia because the Death Star was made out of pin ball machine parts ala Back To The Future?

 

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anakins_right_arm  92 posts
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Date Posted: 3/3/05 7:42pm Subject: RE: The Classic Trilogy What If Game
then johnny would be good

what if chewbacca wore clothes?

 

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Jedi_Keiran_Halcyon  7522 posts
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17824_Kieran Halcyon
Date Posted: 3/3/05 8:15pm Subject: RE: The Classic Trilogy What If Game
Then he would collapse from heat exhaustion 5 minutes after stepping onto Tatooine, he'd never talk to Ben, anf we'd have no movie.

What if Star Wars had been made in the days of black and white?

 

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Chancellor_Ewok  13283 posts
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Date Posted: 3/3/05 8:35pm Subject: RE: The Classic Trilogy What If Game
Then the SFX would suck and Vader would just be this black thing in the middle of the screen.

What if Luke was a lousy pilot and a bad shot?

 

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Jedi_Keiran_Halcyon  7522 posts
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17824_Kieran Halcyon
Date Posted: 3/3/05 8:42pm Subject: RE: The Classic Trilogy What If Game
Then Obi-Wan would've had to help him out with the Force a LOT more.

What if (and I know this is morbid) Mark Hamill had died in his motorcycle accident?

 

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-Commander_Thigh-  4208 posts
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Date Posted: 3/3/05 9:02pm Subject: RE: The Classic Trilogy What If Game - Date Edited: 3/3/05 9:03pm (1 edits total) Edited By: -Commander_Thigh-
They would have gotten another stupid actor and Star Wars would've turned into a dud after that.


What if Artoo hadn't stopped the trash compactor in time?

 

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Jedi_Keiran_Halcyon  7522 posts
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17824_Kieran Halcyon
Date Posted: 3/3/05 9:21pm Subject: RE: The Classic Trilogy What If Game - Date Edited: 3/3/05 9:22pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Jedi_Keiran_Halcyon
Then Carrie Fisher wouldn't have needed drugs to get thin for the bikini scene in Jedi.

What if Lucas had let Spielberg direct the prequels?

Sorry, off topic! Answer if you want though (or what if Spielberg had directed Jedi as originally planned?)

 

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Wesyeed  1140 posts
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Date Posted: 3/3/05 9:39pm Subject: RE: The Classic Trilogy What If Game - Date Edited: 3/3/05 9:55pm (2 edits total) Edited By: Wesyeed
A finer balance between cartoony fx/characters, cohesive story line, good editing, and memorable performances would have been maintained.

What if Chewie was once a friend of Yoda before Luke met the Jedi Master in ESB?



(Bye forever, this is my last post at TFN. It's been fun. But now I've reached my goal of 1138 posts. Cheesy... I know, but that's how I wanted it. Bye then.)

 

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Date Posted: 3/4/05 10:02am Subject: RE: The Classic Trilogy What If Game
What is Vader was a raging Alcoholic throughout the trilogy and he carried a bottle of Jack opposite his Lightsaber?



Back to the question:

(He very well may be - ROTS) He would've hated travelling to Dagobah to see Yoda since he'd have to stay outside.

What if Owen was a Sith Master sent by Sidious to watch Luke?

 

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