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YaraelPoof 
Registered: Jan '05
19063_Yarael Poof
Date Posted: 2/10/05 4:56pm Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
I am quite mysterious, aren't I?

 

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Darth_Deception  9637 posts
Registered: Nov '04
44297_501st Stormtrooper
Date Posted: 2/10/05 4:57pm Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof= - Date Edited: 2/10/05 5:02pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Darth_Deception
*laughs at the olbies and midbies*

It's so easy to act like I'm cooler than you!


hm... no, that's your line.

tongue

What the?! How could that ^^^ username not have been taken?!

 

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Kyle Katarn  14547 posts
Registered: Jul '98
6004_Jar-Jar Binks
Date Posted: 2/10/05 6:09pm Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
1. Yarael Poof was a Civil War buff.
2. Yarael Poof enjoyed watching porn with the sound muted and Disney music playing in the background.
3. Yarael Poof once sat in place of Senator Aks Moe from Malastare for eight contigious sessions of the Galactic Senate and no one noticed.
4. Yarael Poof held an honorary law degree from the University of Alderaan.
5. Kept Darth Maul's head in a jar.
6. Is a fan of rap music.
7. He has a friend in every town and village from here to Endor.
8. He speaks a dozen languages.
9. Is actually part of the Witness Protection Program.
10. Talks in his sleep
11. He hosted the Tonight Show 37 times
12. He was briefly married to Larry King
13. Wrote the script for "Godfather 3"
14. Was a professional cat juggler in Mexico
15. Beat former Canadian Prime Minister Brian Mulroney in an arm-wrestling match
16. Kissed Tony Blair on BBC News.
17. Went on a guided tour of the Congo
18. Had a sex scandal with an associate.
19. Became the CEO of Google for a little while.
20. Wrote a critical review of Attack Of The Clones.
21. Won the 1999 chili cook-off for Butler County, Nebraska
22. Can eat and digest glass
23. Banned for life from all Applebees restaurants
24. Is the last living survivor from the Titanic
25. Invented the urinal

 

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PhantomMenace  5895 posts
Registered: Apr '01
24179_Vader
Date Posted: 2/10/05 6:32pm Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
26. Attempted a run for the US presidency
27. Played on stage with Elvis Presley
28. Taught Emeril many of his now famous recipes
29. Taught Michael Jackson the moonwalk
30. Had a hand in the escape of the chupacabra

 
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wstraka5  3999 posts
Registered: Apr '02
6527_Tomcat
Date Posted: 2/10/05 6:44pm Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
Mr. Neck was part of it. But really it is because, as Lobot_Omy said, Yarel Poof is my dad. In fact he is a lot of people's dads. Last I heard he was with Padme's handmaidens.....

 

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Darth-Seldon  11188 posts
Registered: May '03
7927_Obi-Wan Kenobi
Date Posted: 2/10/05 7:47pm Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
Yarael Poof:

1. Yarael Poof was a Civil War buff.
2. Yarael Poof enjoyed watching porn with the sound muted and Disney music playing in the background.
3. Yarael Poof once sat in place of Senator Aks Moe from Malastare for eight contigious sessions of the Galactic Senate and no one noticed.
4. Yarael Poof held an honorary law degree from the University of Alderaan.
5. Kept Darth Maul's head in a jar.
6. Is a fan of rap music.
7. He has a friend in every town and village from here to Endor.
8. He speaks a dozen languages.
9. Is actually part of the Witness Protection Program.
10. Talks in his sleep
11. He hosted the Tonight Show 37 times
12. He was briefly married to Larry King
13. Wrote the script for "Godfather 3"
14. Was a professional cat juggler in Mexico
15. Beat former Canadian Prime Minister Brian Mulroney in an arm-wrestling match
16. Kissed Tony Blair on BBC News.
17. Went on a guided tour of the Congo
18. Had a sex scandal with an associate.
19. Became the CEO of Google for a little while.
20. Wrote a critical review of Attack Of The Clones.
21. Won the 1999 chili cook-off for Butler County, Nebraska
22. Can eat and digest glass
23. Banned for life from all Applebees restaurants
24. Is the last living survivor from the Titanic
25. Invented the urinal
26. Attempted a run for the US presidency
27. Played on stage with Elvis Presley
28. Taught Emeril many of his now famous recipes
29. Taught Michael Jackson the moonwalk
30. Had a hand in the escape of the chupacabra
31. Taught Martha Stewart how to decorate.
32. Was the judge that later sent Martha to jail.
33. Was a Presidental advisor to both Richard Nixon, Gerarld Ford and Jimmy Carter (He did an excellent job.)
34. Fell in love with William Jennings Bryan.
35. Has been known to host conservative radio talk shows.
36. Tried to take over the world a few times, but failed.
37. Auditioned for the role of James Bond after Sean Connery retired, but he wasn't what they were looking for.
38. Auditioned for American Idol.
39. He originally wrote the phrase "It is not easy being green." Kermit later stole it from him, there were several law suits but the jurors sided with the frog.
40. He also actually was the doctor who performed the surgeries on Michael Jackson.
41. Poof has been known to be a zoo keeper in San Diego.

 

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Kyle Katarn  14547 posts
Registered: Jul '98
6004_Jar-Jar Binks
Date Posted: 2/11/05 3:09am Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
Yarael Poof:

1. Yarael Poof was a Civil War buff.
2. Yarael Poof enjoyed watching porn with the sound muted and Disney music playing in the background.
3. Yarael Poof once sat in place of Senator Aks Moe from Malastare for eight contigious sessions of the Galactic Senate and no one noticed.
4. Yarael Poof held an honorary law degree from the University of Alderaan.
5. Kept Darth Maul's head in a jar.
6. Is a fan of rap music.
7. He has a friend in every town and village from here to Endor.
8. He speaks a dozen languages.
9. Is actually part of the Witness Protection Program.
10. Talks in his sleep
11. He hosted the Tonight Show 37 times
12. He was briefly married to Larry King
13. Wrote the script for "Godfather 3"
14. Was a professional cat juggler in Mexico
15. Beat former Canadian Prime Minister Brian Mulroney in an arm-wrestling match
16. Kissed Tony Blair on BBC News.
17. Went on a guided tour of the Congo
18. Had a sex scandal with an associate.
19. Became the CEO of Google for a little while.
20. Wrote a critical review of Attack Of The Clones.
21. Won the 1999 chili cook-off for Butler County, Nebraska
22. Can eat and digest glass
23. Banned for life from all Applebees restaurants
24. Is the last living survivor from the Titanic
25. Invented the urinal
26. Attempted a run for the US presidency
27. Played on stage with Elvis Presley
28. Taught Emeril many of his now famous recipes
29. Taught Michael Jackson the moonwalk
30. Had a hand in the escape of the chupacabra
31. Taught Martha Stewart how to decorate.
32. Was the judge that later sent Martha to jail.
33. Was a Presidental advisor to both Richard Nixon, Gerarld Ford and Jimmy Carter (He did an excellent job.)
34. Fell in love with William Jennings Bryan.
35. Has been known to host conservative radio talk shows.
36. Tried to take over the world a few times, but failed.
37. Auditioned for the role of James Bond after Sean Connery retired, but he wasn't what they were looking for.
38. Auditioned for American Idol.
39. He originally wrote the phrase "It is not easy being green." Kermit later stole it from him, there were several law suits but the jurors sided with the frog.
40. He also actually was the doctor who performed the surgeries on Michael Jackson.
41. Poof has been known to be a zoo keeper in San Diego.
42. Was the inspiration for the song "Rocket Man".
43. Member in good standing of the Rosicrusians.
44. Beat up the offensive line for the 1983 Chicago Bears.
45. Helped solve the mystery behind Jimmy Hoffa's disappearance, but did not reveal the truth for personal reasons.
46. Shot out the screen of his TV set when Captain Kangaroo was on.
47. Translated the Dead Sea Scrolls after three hits of acid and 3 shots of Mescaline.
48. Held the galactic record for most french fries stuffed into a mouth.
49. Once swam in the English Channel towing a boat with six rodeo midgets.
50. Tutored Martin Short in ballroom dancing.
51. Head of security for the 1988 Olympics.
52. Responsible for the discovery of SARS.
53. Refuses to discuss or even mention Bette Midler.

 

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The ones who love us least are the ones we'll die to please
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Darth-Seldon  11188 posts
Registered: May '03
7927_Obi-Wan Kenobi
Date Posted: 2/11/05 11:34am Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
Yarael Poof:

1. Yarael Poof was a Civil War buff.
2. Yarael Poof enjoyed watching porn with the sound muted and Disney music playing in the background.
3. Yarael Poof once sat in place of Senator Aks Moe from Malastare for eight contigious sessions of the Galactic Senate and no one noticed.
4. Yarael Poof held an honorary law degree from the University of Alderaan.
5. Kept Darth Maul's head in a jar.
6. Is a fan of rap music.
7. He has a friend in every town and village from here to Endor.
8. He speaks a dozen languages.
9. Is actually part of the Witness Protection Program.
10. Talks in his sleep
11. He hosted the Tonight Show 37 times
12. He was briefly married to Larry King
13. Wrote the script for "Godfather 3"
14. Was a professional cat juggler in Mexico
15. Beat former Canadian Prime Minister Brian Mulroney in an arm-wrestling match
16. Kissed Tony Blair on BBC News.
17. Went on a guided tour of the Congo
18. Had a sex scandal with an associate.
19. Became the CEO of Google for a little while.
20. Wrote a critical review of Attack Of The Clones.
21. Won the 1999 chili cook-off for Butler County, Nebraska
22. Can eat and digest glass
23. Banned for life from all Applebees restaurants
24. Is the last living survivor from the Titanic
25. Invented the urinal
26. Attempted a run for the US presidency
27. Played on stage with Elvis Presley
28. Taught Emeril many of his now famous recipes
29. Taught Michael Jackson the moonwalk
30. Had a hand in the escape of the chupacabra
31. Taught Martha Stewart how to decorate.
32. Was the judge that later sent Martha to jail.
33. Was a Presidental advisor to both Richard Nixon, Gerarld Ford and Jimmy Carter (He did an excellent job.)
34. Fell in love with William Jennings Bryan.
35. Has been known to host conservative radio talk shows.
36. Tried to take over the world a few times, but failed.
37. Auditioned for the role of James Bond after Sean Connery retired, but he wasn't what they were looking for.
38. Auditioned for American Idol.
39. He originally wrote the phrase "It is not easy being green." Kermit later stole it from him, there were several law suits but the jurors sided with the frog.
40. He also actually was the doctor who performed the surgeries on Michael Jackson.
41. Poof has been known to be a zoo keeper in San Diego.
42. Was the inspiration for the song "Rocket Man".
43. Member in good standing of the Rosicrusians.
44. Beat up the offensive line for the 1983 Chicago Bears.
45. Helped solve the mystery behind Jimmy Hoffa's disappearance, but did not reveal the truth for personal reasons.
46. Shot out the screen of his TV set when Captain Kangaroo was on.
47. Translated the Dead Sea Scrolls after three hits of acid and 3 shots of Mescaline.
48. Held the galactic record for most french fries stuffed into a mouth.
49. Once swam in the English Channel towing a boat with six rodeo midgets.
50. Tutored Martin Short in ballroom dancing.
51. Head of security for the 1988 Olympics.
52. Responsible for the discovery of SARS.
53. Refuses to discuss or even mention Bette Midler
54. Gave the idea of a reformation to Martin Luther.
55. Was in the grassy knoll when Kennedy was shot, and later filed a report stating what exactly happened.
56. Was a swift boat captain in Vietnam.
57. Voted for Ralph Nader in 2000.
58. Voted for Ralph Nader in 2004.
59. Joined the UN Security Council in 2002.

 

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Lord_BlackAdder  5038 posts
Registered: Sep '03
14725_Death Star
Date Posted: 2/11/05 11:38am Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
Bill Brasky pales compared to this guy...

(The 3SA has the best little Poof lines, with its frequent banner changes.Some of them are hilarious)

 

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jedi_john_33  25436 posts
Registered: Sep '03
8190_Anakin Skywalker
Date Posted: 2/11/05 11:41am Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
60. Yarael Poof motioned to boycott the bidet.

 

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Darth_Deception  9637 posts
Registered: Nov '04
44297_501st Stormtrooper
Date Posted: 2/11/05 12:05pm Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
61. Yarael Poof gets jiggy with it every Monday, Thursday, and Saturday night.

 

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wicket1138  5405 posts
Registered: Mar '02
6200_Wicket
Date Posted: 2/11/05 12:09pm Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
61. Yarael Poof gets jiggy with it every Monday, Thursday, and Saturday night.
Correction. Yarael Poof has never stopped 'getting jiggy'. Learn more of the Master.

 

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LordJoda-181  4479 posts
Title: FanForce CR
Columbia, SC USA
 Registered: Mar '04
39860_Yoda
Date Posted: 2/11/05 12:25pm Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof= - Date Edited: 2/11/05 12:25pm (1 edits total) Edited By: LordJoda-181
1. Yarael Poof was a Civil War buff.
2. Yarael Poof enjoyed watching porn with the sound muted and Disney music playing in the background.
3. Yarael Poof once sat in place of Senator Aks Moe from Malastare for eight contigious sessions of the Galactic Senate and no one noticed.
4. Yarael Poof held an honorary law degree from the University of Alderaan.
5. Kept Darth Maul's head in a jar.
6. Is a fan of rap music.
7. He has a friend in every town and village from here to Endor.
8. He speaks a dozen languages.
9. Is actually part of the Witness Protection Program.
10. Talks in his sleep
11. He hosted the Tonight Show 37 times
12. He was briefly married to Larry King
13. Wrote the script for "Godfather 3"
14. Was a professional cat juggler in Mexico
15. Beat former Canadian Prime Minister Brian Mulroney in an arm-wrestling match
16. Kissed Tony Blair on BBC News.
17. Went on a guided tour of the Congo
18. Had a sex scandal with an associate.
19. Became the CEO of Google for a little while.
20. Wrote a critical review of Attack Of The Clones.
21. Won the 1999 chili cook-off for Butler County, Nebraska
22. Can eat and digest glass
23. Banned for life from all Applebees restaurants
24. Is the last living survivor from the Titanic
25. Invented the urinal
26. Attempted a run for the US presidency
27. Played on stage with Elvis Presley
28. Taught Emeril many of his now famous recipes
29. Taught Michael Jackson the moonwalk
30. Had a hand in the escape of the chupacabra
31. Taught Martha Stewart how to decorate.
32. Was the judge that later sent Martha to jail.
33. Was a Presidental advisor to both Richard Nixon, Gerarld Ford and Jimmy Carter (He did an excellent job.)
34. Fell in love with William Jennings Bryan.
35. Has been known to host conservative radio talk shows.
36. Tried to take over the world a few times, but failed.
37. Auditioned for the role of James Bond after Sean Connery retired, but he wasn't what they were looking for.
38. Auditioned for American Idol.
39. He originally wrote the phrase "It is not easy being green." Kermit later stole it from him, there were several law suits but the jurors sided with the frog.
40. He also actually was the doctor who performed the surgeries on Michael Jackson.
41. Poof has been known to be a zoo keeper in San Diego.
42. Was the inspiration for the song "Rocket Man".
43. Member in good standing of the Rosicrusians.
44. Beat up the offensive line for the 1983 Chicago Bears.
45. Helped solve the mystery behind Jimmy Hoffa's disappearance, but did not reveal the truth for personal reasons.
46. Shot out the screen of his TV set when Captain Kangaroo was on.
47. Translated the Dead Sea Scrolls after three hits of acid and 3 shots of Mescaline.
48. Held the galactic record for most french fries stuffed into a mouth.
49. Once swam in the English Channel towing a boat with six rodeo midgets.
50. Tutored Martin Short in ballroom dancing.
51. Head of security for the 1988 Olympics.
52. Responsible for the discovery of SARS.
53. Refuses to discuss or even mention Bette Midler
54. Gave the idea of a reformation to Martin Luther.
55. Was in the grassy knoll when Kennedy was shot, and later filed a report stating what exactly happened.
56. Was a swift boat captain in Vietnam.
57. Voted for Ralph Nader in 2000.
58. Voted for Ralph Nader in 2004.
59. Joined the UN Security Council in 2002.
60. Yarael Poof motioned to boycott the bidet.
61. Yarael Poof gets jiggy with it every Monday, Thursday, and Saturday night.
62. Correction to #57. Yarael Poof ment to vote for Al Gore but was confused by the Ballot
63. Yarael Poof only uses his left hand to wipe his mouth with a napkin
64. Yarael Poof was once a coconut Vendor in Brazil
65. Has a great tan line
66. is Rick James, B****!
67. Is responsible for the number 7
68. invented the bass line for "Play that Funky Music White boy."
69. cooked the peice of brocolli that Bush Sr. puked over
70. Yarael Poof once Tryed to Assasian Alex Trebeck

 

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Lord_BlackAdder  5038 posts
Registered: Sep '03
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Date Posted: 2/11/05 12:30pm Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof= - Date Edited: 2/11/05 12:31pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Lord_BlackAdder
Yarael Poof ment to vote for Al Gore but was confused by the Ballot

laugh


Edit: You might want to change "assasian" to assassinate. tongue

 

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Darth_Deception  9637 posts
Registered: Nov '04
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Date Posted: 2/11/05 12:33pm Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
71. Suggested to Kid Rock he should pick up the guitar.
72. Was his own father in another life.
74. Invented the sidebar.
75. Suggested to Alex Ross he try drawing comic books.

 

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