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Cillian  108 posts
Registered: Mar '06
Date Posted: 3/14/06 3:15pm Subject: If a kilt-wearing english guy started a following...
...and the following worshipped...I don't know, jelly (for example) would you join?

 

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Darth_Guy  54021 posts
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Date Posted: 3/14/06 3:15pm Subject: RE: If a kilt-wearing english guy started a following...
If it was peanut butter instead of jelly.

 

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Jedi_Mark  5922 posts
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Date Posted: 3/14/06 3:17pm Subject: RE: If a kilt-wearing english guy started a following...
What is he wearing under the kilt?

 

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solojones  33567 posts
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Date Posted: 3/14/06 3:18pm Subject: RE: If a kilt-wearing english guy started a following...
Why is an English guy wearing a kilt in the first place?

 

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Cobranaconda  21618 posts
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Date Posted: 3/14/06 3:19pm Subject: RE: If a kilt-wearing english guy started a following...
BAne him!

He's referring to malkie in Comms, who said that any reference to Scots as Englishmen or the worship of jelly would get teh BAne tongue

 

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Jabba-wocky  20785 posts
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Date Posted: 3/14/06 3:19pm Subject: RE: If a kilt-wearing english guy started a following...
Because all people from Europe are basically the same.

To Cillian, anyway.

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Cillian  108 posts
Registered: Mar '06
Date Posted: 3/14/06 3:21pm Subject: RE: If a kilt-wearing english guy started a following...
For the purposes of this thread, jelly=jello.

 

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Foxi  6516 posts
Registered: Nov '04
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Date Posted: 3/14/06 3:22pm Subject: RE: If a kilt-wearing english guy started a following...
I don't know.. is he also wearing a Russian mink hat?

 

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malkieD2  26303 posts
Title: Ex-Manager and RSA
Registered: Jun '02
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Date Posted: 3/14/06 3:22pm Subject: RE: If a kilt-wearing english guy started a following...
warning - I'll give this thread a chance, but if there are any remarks about what's under a scotsman's kilt I'll be forced to lock this thread and ban everyone who posted in this thread.

 

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rhysklaus  5683 posts
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Date Posted: 3/14/06 3:23pm Subject: RE: If a kilt-wearing english guy started a following...
malkieD2 posted:
warning - I'll give this thread a chance, but if there are any remarks about what's under a scotsman's kilt I'll be forced to lock this thread and ban everyone who posted in this thread.

Does this count?

Jedi_Mark posted:
What is he wearing under the kilt?


tongue

 

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Cobranaconda  21618 posts
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Date Posted: 3/14/06 3:24pm Subject: RE: If a kilt-wearing english guy started a following...
Come on malkie, you've seen Braveheart! I still haven't mischief

 

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Jedi_Mark  5922 posts
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Date Posted: 3/14/06 3:24pm Subject: RE: If a kilt-wearing english guy started a following...
Cut to the chase malkie and just out with it!
(It's nothing isnt it! dancing )

 

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malkieD2  26303 posts
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Date Posted: 3/14/06 3:25pm Subject: RE: If a kilt-wearing english guy started a following... - Date Edited: 3/14/06 3:26pm (1 edits total) Edited By: malkieD2
It was before the warning.

You've all been warned.

What's under a scotsman's kilt is highly sacred - it cannot be discussed in mixed company. You only get to find out when you pass through Ceeyoujimmy which is the Scottish ceremony of progression into manhood, then never mentioned again.

 

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Ostrich_Stapler  4538 posts
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Date Posted: 3/14/06 3:25pm Subject: RE: If a kilt-wearing english guy started a following...
malkieD2 posted:
warning - I'll give this thread a chance, but if there are any remarks about what's under a scotsman's kilt I'll be forced to lock this thread and ban everyone who posted in this thread.


Why, what's under a scotman's kilt?

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malkieD2  26303 posts
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Date Posted: 3/14/06 3:26pm Subject: RE: If a kilt-wearing english guy started a following...
see my above post.

 

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Cobranaconda  21618 posts
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Date Posted: 3/14/06 3:26pm Subject: RE: If a kilt-wearing english guy started a following...
malkieD2 posted:
It was before the warning.

You've all been warned.

What's under a scotsman's kilt is highly sacred - it cannot be discussed in mixed company. You only get to find out when you pass through Ceeyoujimmy which is the Scottish ceremony of progression into manhood, then never mentioned again.


Don't forget the tossing of the caber.

 

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