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VECTORPLEX
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Date Posted:
2/2/05 9:21pm
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Lord Vader's Meditation Chamber/ Private Restroom
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In Episode V, we see Darth Vader sitting in his meditation chamber where he is communicating with his officers on the viewscreen. I always wondered if the meditation chamber had served as his personal restroom. I keep thinking about the scene where Admiral Piet comes to see Vader and notices the back of his head while he is being remasked. Do you think Vader was taking a dump just moments before he stepped into the room. I guess that would explain the reason the chamber was slightly opened, to eliminate the foul odor. Vader's seat spins around, Yes Admiral.
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LORD_MONSTROSITY
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2/2/05 9:29pm
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It has already been confiirmed that has was in fact taking a crap. It's partly why he killed Admiral Ozel. He interupted his crap with his stupidity.
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Axle-Starweilder
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master_organa
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at thread.
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DarthShona
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It has already been confiirmed that has was in fact taking a crap. It's partly why he killed Admiral Ozel. He interupted his crap with his stupidity.
ROFLMAO!!
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LORD_MONSTROSITY
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2/3/05 2:08pm
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When he say's "Prepare your troops for a surface attack" he's talking to his ass. Sort of like a way to syke himself up for the pre battle crap that is ahead.
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VECTORPLEX
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2/3/05 2:26pm
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Maybe they should rename one of the DVD chapters, Funk of the Sith. Admiral Piett walks into the room where Vader is, the meditation chamber opens and this potent stench fills the room, knocking him unconscious. Piett then wakes up amongst the other officers, telling them what an incredible smell he has discovered, LOL. That could be a new force power for Vader. I call it Force Funk.
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Mr_Burns
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2/3/05 8:31pm
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Depending on the extent of his injuries, perhaps Vader doesn't require a restroom at all.
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LORD_MONSTROSITY
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No, without question he has a bionic arse built into the suit.
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4LOM
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2/4/05 8:13am
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I could see Vader now, in the middle of a difficult dump, which has resulted from a low-fiber diet:
"Unnnnngh...the Force is strong with this one!"
Then he examines what he has dropped, and sees that it is floating, indicitave of a low-fiber diet. Disappointed, he says:
"If you will not sink...then you will MEET YOUR DESTINY!"
Then he flushes.
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
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Saberwielder315
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2/4/05 8:21am
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Seeing as he is all robotic,he probably has a built in crapper.
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SrWilson
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2/4/05 8:50am
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Well obviously its not a restroom and all he is sat on is a leather chair with his legs crossed hence meditation.
I think its probably the only place he goes to EAT and also perhaps to allow him some fresher air in a place where he can lift his helmet.
I also reckon he can somewhat liquid fed now anyway and anything he does eat gives him energy keeping whats left of him alive so he would have no need to use a bathroom.
Just my thoughts
LOL at the topic anyway.
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theBluePhoenix
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2/4/05 9:33am
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Seeing as he is all robotic…
He’s not ALL robotic. There are still some parts of him that are his flesh and bone. Is there anything that accurately identifies what parts of Vader are still human and what parts are mechanical?
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Lightsabre
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2/4/05 9:40am
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Word count:
crap = 4
dump = 2
odor = 1
ass/arse = 2
Maybe he craps, oops crap = 5 now, like Robocop. You can put it in a cup and eat it like babyfood.
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LORD_MONSTROSITY
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2/4/05 11:09am
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Word count:
crap = 4
dump = 2
odor = 1
ass/arse = 2
Maybe he craps, oops crap = 5 now, like Robocop. You can put it in a cup and eat it like babyfood.
Yeah, most of it was me. I don't get a chance to let loose with the crap humor all that often, let alone with it pertaining to Vader. I am Canadian though and find the word "crap" to be funny 
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DarthShona
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2/7/05 7:12pm
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RE: Lord Vader's Meditation Chamber/ Private Restroom
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LOL I thought about this thread the other night as I was watching ESB!!
When Piett walks in while the great DV is in his chamber, you see the big red scar on the back of his exposed head... That's a vein bulging because he's really constipated!!! Trying to pass a lava stone...
Also, have you noticed the way his legs are in that scene? Kinda spread eagle!  Probably from wearing this underneat.....
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