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Katana_Geldar Title: Former CR Tasmania, AU Registered: Mar '03	Date Posted: 10/5/04 5:38pm Subject: Darth Dad (AU, Humor) (Complete!) (Small ROTS Spoiler at end) - Date Edited: 1/30/05 3:38pm (9 edits total) Edited By: Katana_Geldar
	Title: Darth Dad Author: Katana_Geldar Timeframe: Approx 14BBY Characters: Luke, Leia, Padme, Vader, Obi-Wan, Boba Fett Genre: AU Humor Keywords: Darth Dad, Raldeg, Luke and leia kidnapped Summary: Luke and Leia who live on Alderaan with Padme are kidnapped by Boba Fett. Obi-Wan goes to rescue them from the clutches of their father, Darth Vader. Notes: Possible ROTS spoiler at the end This is my first published fan fict on here, hope you like it and laugh. For some of you who are parents or have siblings, some of this story may be a bit familiar. There will be more, it's rather a long story to digest Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters/places in the SW universe, I just write about them. Darth Dad Ever wondered what would have happened if Padmé, Luke and Leia lived on Alderaan? “Commander, Lord Vader demands an update on your search,” said Captain Raldeg into the communicator, it was a louder than usual but there was the fact that Lord Vader himself was standing behind him, snorting and wheezing like a breath mask. “Commander Cimon?” he repeated, louder still. “COMMANDER?” His shout echoed all over the bridge of the star destroyer, for a moment there was a silence as the entire crew paused in their work and stared at him. When the ordeal was over Raldeg could have sworn he heard Vader chuckle at his misfortune, if such a thing could be possible. “Yes, Captain,” said the impatient voice of Commander Cimon. “You don’t have to shout, I heard you the first time but I was receiving reports from my squad. We haven’t found anything of the sort.” “Lord Vader…” he paused; he could feel his voice choking him. “…had the impression that you would have…completed your search by now.” “I repeat, we have not found anything,” said Cimon. “Do I have to make myself clearer?” “Perhaps you should,” said Vader. “Lord Vader,” stammered Cimon. “I am honoured and flattered to be speaking with you, I assure you that I am making all efforts in the search for your…” “I do not have time, Commander, for incompetence,” Vader interrupted. “You have had several months; this is more than adequate time for results. I explained to you that you had my utmost confidence you would succeed.” “My lord, we will be successful,” Cimon said. “We need more time.” “How much time?” Vader demanded. “You will contact me within one standard week, Commander; if your search is unproductive still you will personally answer for it.” “Yes, my lord,” Cimon replied. “And I thankyou for your lenience and utmost gen…” With a gloved finger Lord Darth Vader abruptly ended the communication. Raldeg smiled tightly and tried to keep his composure as Vader looked down at him for a few seconds. The Sith Lord then left the bridge in high dudgeon and the Captain wiped sweat that was building up at the back of his neck and loosened his collar. ------------------------------------- A five year old boy ran along the sidewalk of Aldera, Alderaan’s capital city. His hair was sand-coloured and looked as if it needed cutting; he wore a grey vest with matching trousers and a blue shirt that matched his eyes. “Luke!” Called his mother and the boy stopped and looked back. His mother, a woman with long brown hair that she wore in an elaborate style was carrying a few shopping bags. Accompanying her was a gold protocol droid and a blue and white astromech. Trailing behind them on a deliberately slow pace was his twin sister, she wore a white dress that appeared too long by the state of the hem and her hair was secured either side of her head in buns. “Can we get an ice cream, Threepio?” She asked the protocol droid. “You will have to ask your mother, Mistress Leia,” answered the droid rather stiffly, he was carrying the bulk of the shopping. But the twins’ mother was several steps ahead of them dragging a rather red-faced Luke back to the group. “No running off, please,” she admonished. “We’re going home soon after we get the droid maintenance to look at Threepio’s right leg.” The astromech droid chirped and trilled an additional comment. “I beg your pardon?” Threepio turned to his counterpart in surprise, even though his face was perpetually wearing that expression. “You are saying that there are other parts that need maintenance too? Well, I never! If you knew…” “Please Threepio,” Padmé pleaded, it had been a long day. “Leia dear, stop standing in the middle of the pavement, people need to walk past. And Luke, please stop putting stones in your mouth.” “They taste good,” he protested and grinned up at her. “We’ll have some lunch when we get back home,” she promised wearily. “Threepio, could hold Leia’s hand please? I don’t want her to get lost. Luke, stay close please.” Before this Padmé had thought sorting out the intrigues of the Senate was difficult, and she had thought her and Anakin’s secret marriage during the Clone Wars was heartrending. As they approached the droid repair shop Padmé wondered if having a family was more trouble than it was worth. “Kids, sit here while I go and talk to the nice man,” Padmé instructed. “Artoo, stay with them. Come on Threepio.” “I’ll need to get a good look at the leg,” the assistant said. “Could he get up on the workbench?” “Oh my!” Threepio said suddenly. “What’s wrong?” Padmé asked. “I didn’t know you were afraid of heights.” “It’s not that, Mistress Padmé,” he replied. “Luke and Leia are missing.” “They…” the words died in Padmé’s throat as she turned and looked at the bench where she had left the twins. Empty, and no sign of Artoo. “You’ll have to excuse me,” she said to the assistant, leaving the shop just as her panic was escalating. “Luke?” She called out, looking frantically around. “Leia?” Nowhere in sight. Padmé felt her stomach clench, and her knees turn to jelly. Could Anakin –no– could Vader have…? She ran along the arcade looking in shops and finding naught, where could they be? Ignoring glances from passers by, Threepio calling for her somewhere around and the fact that her shopping was slipping out her hand and on to the ground she ran the length of the street. Then she turned. Luke was sitting in one of those kid’s rides out the front of a toy shop pretending to pilot it with included blasting noises, as she neared the shop she could see Leia inside examining a doll. Luke saw her and gave her no more than a smile but was a bit surprised at her rough grip as she pulled him off the ride and into the shop. “Mom!” he protested. “Not so rough!” But it didn’t do any good, Leia got the same treatment. “I told you to stay on that seat!” She scolded. “I was worried sick, and where’s Artoo?” The little droid rolled up chirping innocently as he did. He was quickly silenced by Padmé’s hard look. “We are going home,” she said, noticing that Threepio was coming up behind them with the shopping. “But Mom!” Leia whined as she was pulled along the pavement. “You said…” “I said we are going home,” Padmé repeated, her tone was neither mean nor sharp but had a hint of durasteel behind it. Defeated, Leia sulked all the way back to the speeder and a good distance of the way home. But Luke was lost in his own world, imagining what he would do if he had his own starship. -----signature----- Jacen and the two Vergeres http://swfanon.wikia.com/wiki/User:Katana_Geldar/Jacen_Solo%2C_Vergere_and_the_Force "They press some bum button and out comes the beams." - Excellence Aliena nobis, nostra plus aliis placent.
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VaderLVR64 Title: Fan Fic Manager in Combat Boots Registered: Feb '04	Date Posted: 10/5/04 6:00pm Subject: RE: Darth Dad (AU, Humor)
	Very interesting start! I'll be sure to follow this one. I hope you update soon. Great work! -----signature----- If you have to choose between tears and laughter, remember that laughter burns more calories. Proud New Army Mom - off to bootcamp!
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darththunderbird Registered: Nov '03	Date Posted: 10/5/04 6:00pm Subject: RE: Darth Dad (AU, Humor)
	I really liked the way you described Padme trying to keep the kids under control...you convey it so well, I can picture padme in teh street not pausing for breath between sentences but remaining calm nonetheless -----signature----- If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. I'm a Defender through and through! You got a problem with that? Happily ever after is SO overrated!
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SkalenFehl Registered: Jan '03	Date Posted: 10/5/04 6:17pm Subject: RE: Darth Dad (AU, Humor)
	Cute story. Luke eating rocks, eh? Poor kid. I would like to see them as teenagers and how Amidala would handle them. That would call for some aggressive negotiations, eh? :P -----signature----- Founder of The Gentlemen's Writing Guild New Christmas Fic--http://boards.theforce.net/beyond_the_saga/b10477/27837048/p1/?0
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Katana_Geldar Title: Former CR Tasmania, AU Registered: Mar '03	Date Posted: 10/5/04 6:49pm Subject: RE: Darth Dad (AU, Humor) - Date Edited: 10/5/04 7:05pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Katana_Geldar
	Luke eating rocks was a fluke, I just wrote that Padme said for him to stop putting rocks in his mouth. Updates will be every few days or so as I want to get this fic posted and done with, except on weekends as I am not online. Glad to see a good reception even though it's my first fic! -----signature----- Jacen and the two Vergeres http://swfanon.wikia.com/wiki/User:Katana_Geldar/Jacen_Solo%2C_Vergere_and_the_Force "They press some bum button and out comes the beams." - Excellence Aliena nobis, nostra plus aliis placent.
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JediMaster_Jen Registered: Jun '02	Date Posted: 10/5/04 8:26pm Subject: RE: Darth Dad (AU, Humor)
	Great start Katana. I'll be watching this one. -----signature----- "Qui tacet consentit"~~ (silence implies consent) Red Wings Rock!!!!!!!
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maramijade Registered: Feb '00	Date Posted: 10/6/04 7:31am Subject: RE: Darth Dad (AU, Humor)
	This looks really interesting. leave it to Luke to be out in his own world -----signature----- If computer Geeks were wizards. . . . . . I'd be a second year at Hogwarts, born to muggles
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Dally Registered: Apr '01	Date Posted: 10/6/04 9:05am Subject: RE: Darth Dad (AU, Humor)
	I like it! Looking forward to more.
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Pelly-Welly Registered: Jan '04	Date Posted: 10/6/04 9:11am Subject: RE: Darth Dad (AU, Humor)
	Very interesting start indeed! I like Vader AU's, and this one seems very good -----signature----- RIP, Bantam - ?? sep 05 --- 26 march 08 Have fun over the Bridge. Fanfics in profile
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flowerbee Registered: Apr '04	Date Posted: 10/6/04 9:13am Subject: RE: Darth Dad (AU, Humor)
	Oooh, I like this! I love these kinds of AUs. Please, go on!
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amidalachick Registered: Aug '03	Date Posted: 10/6/04 1:53pm Subject: RE: Darth Dad (AU, Humor) - Date Edited: 10/6/04 1:53pm (1 edits total) Edited By: amidalachick
	Cool start! This story looks like it'll be very interesting! -----signature----- "Love...always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres."
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Jazz_Skywalker Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 10/6/04 2:38pm Subject: RE: Darth Dad (AU, Humor)
	Interesting idea! JS -----signature----- currently working on NaNo 2007 (won) 11/24: 50,000+!
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DarthYoungling Registered: Aug '03	Date Posted: 10/6/04 2:51pm Subject: RE: Darth Dad (AU, Humor)
	Just noticed that this is not as updated as the one on fanfic.net but awsome story, super funny -----signature----- Anime is the new COOL Harry Potter, Star Wars, Anime is equivelent to air My P\uppy is cuter than YOUR puppy Don't Hate Discriminate! I will ALWAYS love Star Wars
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Katana_Geldar Title: Former CR Tasmania, AU Registered: Mar '03	Date Posted: 10/6/04 3:53pm Subject: RE: Darth Dad (AU, Humor)
	Thanks for the comments guys but before i post the next update I would like to add another disclaimer. Kids, never go in a stranger's starship even if it is very fast. Now I've got it over with I'll go on with the post -----signature----- Jacen and the two Vergeres http://swfanon.wikia.com/wiki/User:Katana_Geldar/Jacen_Solo%2C_Vergere_and_the_Force "They press some bum button and out comes the beams." - Excellence Aliena nobis, nostra plus aliis placent.
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Katana_Geldar Title: Former CR Tasmania, AU Registered: Mar '03	Date Posted: 10/6/04 3:54pm Subject: RE: Darth Dad (AU, Humor) (Updated 10/7) - Date Edited: 10/7/04 4:15pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Katana_Geldar
	“Well, I don’t really like kids,” said the figure in the hologram. “You would be doing me a personal service,” Vader explained. Boba Fett paused, through his helmet it was impossible to know whether he was thinking or just stalling him, but Darth Vader could wait. Finally he spoke again. “What’s the amount?” Fett asked, Vader named the figure and the bounty hunter paused again. “I’ll take it, but only for that amount. “The conditions are he is unharmed,” Vader reminded. “Unharmed, that is. Not a scratch or you’ll suffer my displeasure.” “You get what you pay for,” Fett replied. “Are there any other conditions?” “I also want this to be quiet,” Vader said. “Tell no one who you are after, least of all other bounty hunters.” “I see,” Fett said. “I’ll get your son.” And the transmission ended. -------------------------- About a week later on Alderaan the twins were in the garden of their apartment. Luke was having a mock battle with toy starfighters while Leia patiently brushed the hair of a doll. “Could you help me?” Her brother asked. “I need someone to play Empire; I have enough time with trying to move the Jedi around.” “Jedi wouldn’t fight the Empire,” Leia said. “Mom said so, there aren’t any more around.” “Why not?” Luke asked her. “They’re so astral, those lightsabers they have. Woosh! Schoom!” He waved his hand wildly around trying to have a mock battle with an invisible opponent. “I don’t know why there aren’t any more,” his sister replied. “Mom was saying it when she told us about Dad, she gets very sad. And I’m not playing with you.” She stuck her tongue out at him. “Okay,” he said and picked up a long silver barrel off the ground that probably dropped off one of the garden droids. “How about I pretend to be a Jedi and I can pretend to rescue you?” “Only if I can be a princess,” she said. “Fine,” he said, and making the required noises he ‘activated’ his lightsaber and stood beside her. “I’ll save you Le- I mean your Highness from…” he looked at her in askance. “What do I save you from?” “I’m being held prisoner,” she said, putting her arms around her knees as if she was in an enclosed cell. “Help me, Jedi, save me!” “But wait!” Luke faked an expression of surprise. “It’s the evil Jedi! He’s got a red lightsaber!” “No, he’s escaping!” Leia said. “He’s coming to hurt me, save me!” Luke pulled her off the ground and together they ran to the other side of the yard and hid behind a bush. “What now?” Leia asked. “The evil Jedi wants to fight,” Luke said, coming out from the shadow. “Stay there, I’ll save you.” “No he doesn’t,” said a voice and the twins turned. “Who are you?” Luke asked as his sister crept behind him. In front of them was Boba Fett, most beings in the galaxy could attach the face to the name and the name to the reputation, even as young as the bounty hunter was, but Luke and Leia didn’t know any of these things. But Fett wasn't even wearing his helmet, as per Vader’s instruction, so he was virtually unrecognisable. He had been watching the twins play for some time and had made his deductions, though he wasn't sure if Vader hadn’t told him the whole story or he didn’t know. “My name is Fett,” he said. “I’m not from around here. Is your mother at home?” “Did you come in a starship?” Luke asked, ignoring the question. “Yes,” Fett replied. “Wow!” Luke’s eyes lit up like sublight engines. “Is it fast, Mr Fett?” “Is it fast?” Fett cocked an eyebrow and turned to his sister. “Tell him that speed is everything to my ship, the Slave I.” “Mr Fett says…” But Boba cut her off quickly. “Would you like to have a ride in my starship?” Fett asked. Something in his voice made Leia cling at her brother and try to pull him away but Luke ignored her. “Wow!” Luke said. “Really?” “Luke, Mom was always saying stuff about stuff like this,” she said. “We’ll get in trouble…” “But he has a starship!” Luke protested. “And he wants to take us for a ride in it.” “But Mom…” Leia pleaded. “Mom’s not here,” Luke told the bounty hunter and pointed to Threepio who was standing stock-still in the middle of the garden, a few birds were resting on him. “She’s not coming back for a few hours so she left Threepio in charge. I shut him down as he was talking too much.” “But Luke!” Leia insisted. “He’s a stranger!” “Well I told you my name and I know yours,” Fett said, his patience was wearing thin. “Does that make us strangers?” “Well…” Leia thought on this. “We’ll have to be back before Mom gets home.” “I’ll get you back in time,” he promised. “Ummmm….” Leia still hesitated despite the protests of her brother. “Okay.” The twins followed the bounty hunter down the road and into a speeder. When he got to the docking bay he put them in the cabin behind the cockpit and told them to stay there. “And don’t touch anything,” he said as he got into the pilot’s seat. “Can I sit next to you?” Luke asked. “No,” Fett said firmly and Luke started to whimper. They were flying over the city of Aldera and Fett was about to leave the planet when he’d had enough. “Stop that noise!” He yelled, Luke started to cry, and then Leia burst into tears. “You’re mean!” Leia shouted through her tears. “I thought you were nice.” “I’m not nice,” he said and pressed the button to shut the door between the cockpit and the cabin behind it. “Kids,” he said as he activated his repulsor engines. Slave I was just clearing the planet when he heard a large thumping on the door behind him. He turned and saw Luke’s face pressed up against the window. He mouthed the word refresher. “This better be worth it,” he said as he opened the door again. “I need to use the refresher,” Luke said, and from his voice he sounded desperate. “And my sister says…Wow, where are we?” “We’re just coming off Alderaan,” Fett replied. “I’ll take you to the ‘fresher once we’re in hyperspace.” “But you said that we wouldn’t be long,” Leia protested, her lip was starting to wobble. “You said you wouldn’t get us into trouble.” “Kids, let me tell you that this is my ship, so what I say goes,” Fett said. “Don’t ask questions, for I’m not telling you anything.” “But you said…” Leia whined. “I need to go-oh-oh,” Luke said, jumping up and down frantically. “I can’t hold on!” “Wait five more minutes, I need to refine the coordinates,” Fett said sharply. “Go sit down and think of something else. Like what your mother would do if she found out where you are.” “You’re very very very very very very very very very very mean Mr Fett,” Leia pouted and went back to her seat to sulk. “Mr Fett,” said Luke in a rather high voice. “I think I had an accident.” It was a looong trip. -------------------------- -----signature----- Jacen and the two Vergeres http://swfanon.wikia.com/wiki/User:Katana_Geldar/Jacen_Solo%2C_Vergere_and_the_Force "They press some bum button and out comes the beams." - Excellence Aliena nobis, nostra plus aliis placent.
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BrownEyes_Blue Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 10/6/04 4:41pm Subject: RE: Darth Dad (AU, Humor) (Updated!) - Date Edited: 10/6/04 4:42pm (1 edits total) Edited By: BrownEyes_Blue
	“You’re very very very very very very very very very very mean Mr Fett,” Leia pouted and went back to her seat to sulk. “Mr Fett,” said Luke in a rather high voice. “I think I had an accident.” That was hilarious! This is terrific! Loved Luke and Leia's interactions. I'm glad I stumbled across this story. Padme is gonna be heartbroken when she finds out her children have been kidnapped. And I can't wait to see how Vader reacts when he finds out he has a daughter too. -----signature----- "He who learns but does not think, is lost! He who thinks but does not learn is in great danger." Anakin & Padme....the greatest love story in a Galaxy Far, Far Away.
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