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JediSaralyn Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 1/16/04 10:09pm Subject: The Blue Yoda Society : The Monkey Bent My Wookiee - Date Edited: 5/12/04 9:09pm (1 edits total) Edited By: AdamBertocci
	Welcome to the 12th installment of the Blue Yoda Society's Official Thread. It's almost been two years and we're still alive and kickin'. Don't know what they put in our food, but it must be some good stuff. So, come, bring the tequila babies and Pabst to our new humble mansion and live it up! Blue Yoda brethren... COMMENCE! All Hail Blue Yoda! -----signature----- All hail that there blue yoder fella! "You are in my very soul...tormenting me."
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NaboosPrincess Title: Manager Emeritus Registered: May '01	Date Posted: 1/16/04 10:09pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society : The Monkey Bent My Wookiee
	Yay! Nice new home.... -----signature----- Shark movies bring out a rough crowd.
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JediSaralyn Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 1/16/04 10:10pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society : The Monkey Bent My Wookiee - Date Edited: 1/16/04 10:26pm (1 edits total) Edited By: JediSaralyn
	THE BLUE YODA SOCIETY Welcome to the 12th Blue Yoda Society Thread First and foremost I'd like to thank Lenny for the idea of the thread title. So, here we are, almost two years old and going strong. May 13, 2002, and infamous day in the Histroy of the BYS...back in 2SA is where it all began //cue funky music and ights.... THE ENTIRE PROPHECY CHEWYCHARMY 5/13/02 10:27pm ive seen the movie, and the green life saber is really yodas from the begining, it all makes sense green and green. In the third installment yodas life saber is now blue? That raises the question could yoda turn blue? THen if we think ahead to the empire strikes back, he is green again with a stick. what do you guys think please reply 5/13/02 11:38pm You guys are morons, Its a light saber, i was being sarcastic, if you saw the hidden meaning in my reply you might have picked up on what i said. Think about it LIGHT! ring a bell, its the opposite of dark. ThE DARK SIDE. yoda will turn blue i assure you, my question is, how did he turn green again?? Charmy Then...a day later...more wisdom... 5/14/02 9:43am you guys have to think rationally here. JUst think about it for a second. The mystety is, how did yoda end up green again with a stick in the swamp. We all know he fights in the end of 2, where does the blue come in?? End of 2 or in the begining of 3. Mutants have been know to change color, maybe he changed to disguise himself, from an unknown force, no pun intended. chewycharmy 5/14/02 11:34am Its amazing that you guys do not take me seriously, im really getting pissed. Chedder you have made some great comments, and i thank you for sticking by my opinion. The stick is just a stick yoda landed on when he fell into the swamp. It broke the little guys' fall. That stick saved yodas life, thats why he keeps it by his side. It is his life saver- no pun intended. Who ever fought yoda was inraged since the saber blended in with yoda. The enemy in turn turned yoda into a different color for a fair fight.!! This is a serious post, please dont knock my input. Charmy 5/14/02 11:58am more info..... Yodas secret will be unlocked i know this. Yoda was revealed in the swamp, in the Empire strikes back. I heard he was sent there after the fight. After he found his stick, he began living there with little food, and little to drink. People wonder how he survived in the swamp. Its simple. Yoda has a little body, he doesnt need to eat alot of food to stay alive, an occasional berry and a leaf might be all the little guy needs. Furthermore the force helps him stay alive as well. As we all know yoda cant love, he has no heart. Hes a mutant, HE tended to skywalker because he was the only one that fell into the swamp. He was lonley and needed somehting to do. Yoda meeting skywalker was all a conisadence. Trust me it was. It makes perfect sense. I am done explaing for a while. My duty toward the explanation of yoda is done. Guys say all you want, the truth is out there, it will be revealed in a couple days. charmy After chewy was permabanned, he came back to complete the prophecy...in super-sock form... CAPTAINCOWMAN 5/14/02 12:28pm Charmy i respect your answers to the truth, please dont leave us, we want to know the story behind the story. If yoda has no heart explain to me how he loves the force?? 5/14/02 3:13pm I have a feeling chewycharmy is no longer with us. He will never go this long with voicing his knowledge of the movie. Guys- I am not chewycharmy dont worry LIVE LONG BLUE YODA LIVE LONG 5/14/02 9:01pm I am chewycharmy, my name has been offically banned from this sight, Why? I have no idea. My beliefs on the yoda experience were true, i heard rumors, and i did some research. I would love to explain the ending of yodas journey into the swamp, however this post will probably be banned in 3 seconds. To the people that seek the truth, yoda will follow the path i have lead him on, you will not be in shock when you see the truth behind the little green guy. THis is my spoiler. Chewy 5/14/02 9:10pm yes and im going to greece tomorrow, charmychewy will live on. CHARMYCHEWY 5/15 12:53pm I will speak when there is silence. The mystery of the blue yoda will be unlocked. His stick is more than a mystery itself, that stick was went to break his fall...... So ive heard. The stick is more than just a stick, it is a rendetion of a saber, Yodas saber, Since yoda is light the stick never broke when he fell. Luke and everyone else actually see a stick, however yoda sees a saber, he thinks he has never fought yet, since the empire fried his brain. His mantality from the force was to strong to break to barrier. All he knows is the force, everything else is a blur. This proving luke was a conisadence, not destiny. 5/16/02 9:44am Silence my followers, silence. All hail blue Yoda. He is the great being. Commence the blue yoda, COMMENCE! In his blueness state of roughy 2 minutes, he has found the truth behind the truth. He knows now he can be defeated. YODA KNOWS MY FRIENDS HE KNOWS!! SILENCE! Yoda knew his saber form could never last, he could never blend in with his greeness and fight forever. SOmeone was going to change him to the blueness. Yoda was defeated, but never lost.!! He found a new home, the swamp, and he THINKS he still has his saber, but its only a stick! THe story of the blue yoda has been told. ALl of my information has been unfolded through out this thread. I beleive in the force. I come in peace, praise me if you want, for I am CHewycharmy- the mystery is finally unlocked. Yoda was never really blue, he was sad that he was defeated. WHEN YOU FEEL BLUE MY PEOPLE YOU ARE SAD. The little guy was sad that he lost. COMMENCE! 5/21/02 6:01pm I have returned, COMMENCE MY PEOPLE, COMMENCE! HAIL BLUE YODA! HAIL HIM NOW! HE is forever blue, not the color but the blue, as one may imagine, but the self state of being BLUE. Yes my people, he has returned to green. THE GREEN STATE, with the imagined SABER (STICK) MY prior briefings have caught many eyes of believing indivudals. I HAIL YOU. HECTOR, BLUE YODA, ETC have stuck by my wisdom. MY followers know who they are. To my recent viewers of the society, just remember, my briefings are wise. THE society, isnt a society itself, but it is a society, in a society, COMMENCE! BRIEFING number 6 will follow in a day. My MIND HAS GONE ASTRAY. CHEW CHEW CACHOO 5/22/02 12:48pm with the rendition of the truth AHBY-, Dismissal! AHBY- i speak, i speak the truth, i speak words, words of wisdom that i do. Yoda is the masterfull jedi, for he speaks, he speaks with a lisp, but he still speaks. THe fall, affected his speakage. I need not go back to the past, i am speaking in the present. IF my new students want to read the story, go back through my earlier briefings. COMMENCE! my children, my followers , this cult is strong. Yoda is with us, may that it be only a movie, yoda has come into the real world, the transformation has begun. BLUE is everywhere. THe galaxy has fallen. Yoda has risen from the swamp, he image is with me now. I for see yoda and his speakage. SPEAK GREAT YODA, SPEAK! For I am yoda master. I swamp in the live. I am a man little, with power of the mighty. Yoda has spoken, he has spoken, my people. The story of the great blue yoda will live on, i will soon inform. The transformation has begun!! What transformation do you dismantle charmy? Translate my prior briefings and you will soon see the image of the transformation! Go back, read my people READ. COMMENCE! As compiled by Master Salty and uncovered by DorkmanScott These lost posts, once never thought to have even existed, are now part of the BYS lore that we all know and love. Now who are we? Well here we go... THE BLUE YODA SOCIETY MEMBERSHIP ROSTER THE BLUE YODA SOCIETY Chewycharmy----------------------------"Prophet" HIGH COUNCIL Leonard_Shelby--------------------------Supreme Chancellor and Thread Mutant For Life//Chamberlain & Master of Protocol Padawan915------------------------------Supreme Vice-Chancellor For Life TIE1138----------------------------------Chief Assistant to the Chancellor//Recruiting Coordinator Darth_Wenley-----------------------------Keeper of Lando's and the BYS Site//Official Icon Maker DarthNomis-------------------------------Chief of Security with One Good Eye Yuuzhan_Vong_Warrior--------------------Master of Ceremonies and Stand-up Philosopher at Large PaplooTheory-----------------------------Dean of Admissions and Official BYS Caretaker Zaxxon-----------------------------------Sergeant at Arms--Official booter of those needing booting MASTERS Darth Envy-------------------------------High Council Emeritus/SC&TMFLE SySnooty--------------------------------High Council Emeritus/SC&TMFLE Master Salty-----------------------------High Council Emeritus/SV-CFLE SPACEMONKEY20-------------------------High Council Emeritus/SV-CFLE Wicket1138------------------------------High Council Emeritus Ugly Dookling-----------------------------High Council Emeritus Darth_Yorrick----------------------------High Council Emeritus Wedges Nephews 2nd Cousin-------------High Council Emeritus Mrs_Kitty--------------------------------High Council Emeritus Ghosts_Of_Anakin------------------------High Council Emeritus JediSaralyn----------------------------High Council Emeritus The Lurker-----------------------------High Council Emeritus LoyalJedi Fite2Unite BlackJebus KrystalBlaze NaboosPrincess HumanJedi_024 MasterCurenga IfAnakinLikedJazz Zeekveerko DarthAnima Darth_Falcon Starwars6554 LifeSabre KNIGHTS DorkmanScott YouAgain Padawan_adri InsaneosX Jedi_Satimber RidingMyCaroselOnYou DarthBane420 Akumz_Razor Sith_Priestess Lysonicstorm Winter_Chili ForceMaster101 PADAWANS CmdrMitthrawnuruodo----------->NaboosPrincess MEMBERS EMERITUS Darth_Arakis---------------------------High Council Emeritus/Creator of the E-Z Board DiMiT----------------------------------High Council Emeritus The_Farce-----------------------------High Council Emeritus Cheddar Blue_Yoda_Forever Darth_Reaper Kun2112 EarthMachOne YODAS_HALF_BROTHER Jedi_Master_Mom ULTIMATE EMERITUS (Members Of The Last Year) TheYodaPagoda Kal0527 Starless_Knight Darth_Ozzy Darthfinley Artanis_Knarf Sithchilde Obi-Dawn Kenobi Obi-Wan Yoda_in_Soap Blue_Yoda JediMasterYoda98 Ollievarr Jedi_Hope Mandalore_Enforcer BlueYodaAlly25 Specter-Kevlar Fatt_Fett Pooja Citizen-Tom George15 Darth_Lammerous Master_Yaddle Master Ood Dark_Jedi_Kam SithTahiri Death-sticks Jedijenlightsaber YodaOfTheSith Darth_Downunder Master_Blue_Yoda HONORARY MEMBERS GriffZ Jedi-Mind-Trick Cbjedi Jake_Barnes AdamBertocci Maulfly StarfromIHJ Keith71_98 Deranged Monkey, M.D. Wick's Mom-----------------------Monsterously Monsterous Ransacker of Wick's Room BLUE KEEPERS OF THE PEACE DarthSapient Darth_Dagsy KnightWriter Grilled-Sarlacc Bria Katya_Jade MaidenLumpé jedi-mind-trick RETIRED BLUE KEEPERS OF THE PEACE NathanDahlin Vertical AmazingB Wanna join in our craziness? Here’s what ya gotta do: Rites of Passage For New and Potential Members You Must post in the current BYS thread and express your desire to be a member. You Must read the first 500 posts of BYS 1.0. You Must write a Poem and Haiku. You Must include All Hail Blue Yoda or AHBY in your signature. You Must update yourself on the posts you have missed For a more detailed description with further instruction, check out: Wenley’s advice for new members BYS Code of Conduct General Membership Rules All members must follow the JC Terms Of Service (TOS) No mentioning the BYS outside of the thread unless approved by the High Council No Spamming, flaming, in-fighting, or trolling All active members must keep "All Hail Blue Yoda" or "AHBY" in their signature 2 weeks of inactivity will result in losing active status Membership Qualifications No socks can have active membership status NO banning for flaming, trolling, or spamming. MUST have at least 100 posts (BYS posts and JC posts combined). Padawan Responsibilities MUST post in the BYS thread consistantly. MUST complete tasks in a timely manner. MUST follow the General Membership Rules. Master Responsibilities MUST maintain constant contact with your Padawan. MUST give tasks in a timely manner MUST take responsibility for Padawan's transgressions. PADAWANS will be taken by another Master in the event the current Master doesn’t adhere to these guidelines. For a more thoroughly detailed description, please visit: this thread Our previous threads and websites: yoda a different color/BYS 1.0 -- posted by chewycharmy -- 6.019 posts BYS 2.0 -- posted by Darth_Envy -- 10,807 posts BYS 2.1 -- posted by Salty -- 10,011 posts BYS 2.2 -- posted by Darth_Envy -- 2,686 posts BYS 2.3 -- posted by Darth_Envy -- 10,073 posts BYS 2.4 -- posted by Leonard_Shelby -- 9,068 posts BYS 2.4b -- posted by SySnooty -- 6 posts BYS 2.5 -- posted by SPACEMONKEY20 -- 10,009 posts Blue Yoda Society: Monkey, Mibbets, Moo! --posted by Mrs_Kitty -- 16,668 posts yoda a different color: one year later and 75,347 posts of CRacked-out Lunacy Later -- posted by TIE1138 -- 10,009 posts The Blue Yoda Society: Bigger, Longer and Uncut! -- posted by Ghosts_Of_Anakin -- 10,029 posts The Blue Yoda Society: The Monkey Bluevolutions -- posted by Padawan915 -- 10016 posts BYS 3.1 (Lando’s 3.1) -- created by dArTh_wenley BYS 4.0 (starwars.com) BYS 5.0 (cinescape.com) BYS 6.0 (gameshark.com) [no longer exists ] dArTh_wenley’s Blue Yoda website Embrace 2004 as the year of the Monkey! -----signature----- All hail that there blue yoder fella! "You are in my very soul...tormenting me."
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LoyalJedi Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 1/16/04 10:10pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society : The Monkey Bent My Wookiee
	First to post!! FIRST TO POST!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I would have been...stupid OPPM. -----signature----- AHBY! Master in the Blue Yoda Society Protector of the Big Blue Berries and BYS Pretty Boy I have officially adopted Mediator....poor, poor guy The Great Equalizer
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GrandAdmiralJello Title: Emperor • EUC • JCC Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 1/16/04 10:10pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society : The Monkey Bent My Wookiee
	Yep. Interesting name, too. -----signature----- SPQR Vates Jυλιαδις Moribus antiquis res stat Romana virisque - Ennius Tu regere imperio populos, Romanæ, memento; hæ tibi erunt artes; pascisque imponere morem, parcere subjectis et debellare superbos - Virgil
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Mystical_Gonk_Droid Registered: Mar '03	Date Posted: 1/16/04 10:13pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society : The Monkey Bent My Wookiee
	Gonk Gonk is the sexiest BYSer ever! Gonk -----signature----- Gonk QuizMaster of the BYS Gonk
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Padawan915 Registered: Oct '02	Date Posted: 1/16/04 10:13pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society : The Monkey Bent My Wookiee
	Great name Sara! //humps new thread Goes to the Supreme Vice Chancellor's room with blue Twi'lek's & Alyssa Milano in chains, 10 cases of Pabst, 55 gallon drum of tequila, and pound of "Old Tobey" All Hail Blue Yoda!!! -----signature----- Blue Yoda Society: SVC aka #2 aka Mr. Smithers Fandom Alliance of Philadelphia Join the Wiivolution "So I live by these two words, **** you, pay me" ` - Kanye West
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Salty Registered: Dec '98	Date Posted: 1/16/04 10:13pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society : The Monkey Bent My Wookiee
	Nice title Sara. Well done. -----signature----- Blue Yoda Society http://www.blueyodasociety.com Fan Design: Sites and Graphics http://boards.theforce.net/fan_design_sites_and_graphics/b10815/p1
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Padawan915 Registered: Oct '02	Date Posted: 1/16/04 10:19pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society : The Monkey Bent My Wookiee
	And I want no questions as to what I'm doing with those things I'm taking into my crappy room. None at all. -----signature----- Blue Yoda Society: SVC aka #2 aka Mr. Smithers Fandom Alliance of Philadelphia Join the Wiivolution "So I live by these two words, **** you, pay me" ` - Kanye West
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Cataluna Registered: Oct '02	Date Posted: 1/16/04 10:20pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society : The Monkey Bent My Wookiee
	Great title Sara Alright, now I've got to get all my things moved into the new mansion. -----signature----- Come see the world through vampire eyes. YODAS_HALF_BROTHER Leonard_Shelby
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Leonard_ShelbyThe2nd Registered: Nov '02	Date Posted: 1/16/04 10:20pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society : The Monkey Bent My Wookiee
	I agree. Great work, Sara. Brav-frikken-o! -----signature----- "Time has come to...make a difference. Why have we forsaken love? Time has come to...raise our voices. To rise-up, and fight with love. In this life, we will rise if we find the strength to unify." - Killswitch Engage ALL HEIL BLUE YODA!!!
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LoyalJedi Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 1/16/04 10:23pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society : The Monkey Bent My Wookiee
	Alright, so we've got the Tequila sprinkler set up, got the booze cannon, and the twi'leks...whatelse, what else...hmmmm -----signature----- AHBY! Master in the Blue Yoda Society Protector of the Big Blue Berries and BYS Pretty Boy I have officially adopted Mediator....poor, poor guy The Great Equalizer
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Smuggler-of-Mos-Espa Registered: Jan '02	Date Posted: 1/16/04 10:24pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society : The Monkey Bent My Wookiee
	Blue Yoda society, eh? Can i join? -----signature----- Dum Roma deliberat Saguntum perit. http://smuggler-of-mos-espa.deviantart.com/
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LoyalJedi Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 1/16/04 10:26pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society : The Monkey Bent My Wookiee
	Of course! Did you read the requirements? Do you have tequila? Washing my orange paleface guru sheets? -----signature----- AHBY! Master in the Blue Yoda Society Protector of the Big Blue Berries and BYS Pretty Boy I have officially adopted Mediator....poor, poor guy The Great Equalizer
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JediSaralyn Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 1/16/04 10:28pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society : The Monkey Bent My Wookiee
	I previewed it and it looked perfect, then I post it and it's all un aligned and stuff geez But all fixed now Welcome home everyone All Hail Blue Yoda! -----signature----- All hail that there blue yoder fella! "You are in my very soul...tormenting me."
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Padawan915 Registered: Oct '02	Date Posted: 1/16/04 10:29pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society : The Monkey Bent My Wookiee
	You may join the BYS...but first you must endure trials that are so foul and so evil, that no living man has ever surivived them. Each of them has been brewing in the 7th circle of hell for seven millenia. Then you must bathe in hot coals for seventeen days until your face turns blue from the heat. Then and only then may you join. -----signature----- Blue Yoda Society: SVC aka #2 aka Mr. Smithers Fandom Alliance of Philadelphia Join the Wiivolution "So I live by these two words, **** you, pay me" ` - Kanye West
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