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PaplooTheory Registered: Nov '01	Date Posted: 10/18/04 4:05pm Subject: The Blue Yoda Society: Who's Your Daddy? - Date Edited: 5/13/05 7:19am (13 edits total) Edited By: malkieD2
	(images by our own Zaxxon) ALL HAIL BLUE YODA Welcome to yet another installment of the BLUE YODA SOCIETY! For two years and five months now, the word of the BLUE has been spread acorss these forums. We've taken everything you ******' have thrown at us, and we just keep coming. You may find yourself asking... Sweet Jesus! WHY!? Well, really, it can be summed up by these prophetic, and powerful words by our own Padawan915: "At least I can talk to girls of the opposite sex." It just... touches you, doesn't it? On May 13, 2002, tensions ran high within the Attack of the Clones Spoilers forum. The big movie was a mere 3 days away, and people took every opportunity they could to get information on any remaining spoilers that may present themselves in the final hours. Thus it was that people found themselves in a thread titled simply: yoda a different color Posted by an unknown by the name of ChewyCharmy. THE PROPHECY ACCORDING TO THE CHARMY ONE 5/13/02 10:27pm ive seen the movie, and the green life saber is really yodas from the begining, it all makes sense green and green. In the third installment yodas life saber is now blue? That raises the question could yoda turn blue? THen if we think ahead to the empire strikes back, he is green again with a stick. what do you guys think please reply 5/13/02 11:38pm you guys have to think rationally here. JUst think about it for a second. The mystety is, how did yoda end up green again with a stick in the swamp. We all know he fights in the end of 2, where does the blue come in?? End of 2 or in the begining of 3. Mutants have been know to change color, maybe he changed to disguise himself, from an unknown force, no pun intended. chewycharmy 5/14/02 11:34am ts amazing that you guys do not take me seriously, im really getting pissed. Chedder you have made some great comments, and i thank you for sticking by my opinion. The stick is just a stick yoda landed on when he fell into the swamp. It broke the little guys' fall. That stick saved yodas life, thats why he keeps it by his side. It is his life saver- no pun intended. Who ever fought yoda was inraged since the saber blended in with yoda. The enemy in turn turned yoda into a different color for a fair fight.!! This is a serious post, please dont knock my input. Charmy 5/14/02 11:58am more info..... Yodas secret will be unlocked i know this. Yoda was revealed in the swamp, in the Empire strikes back. I heard he was sent there after the fight. After he found his stick, he began living there with little food, and little to drink. People wonder how he survived in the swamp. Its simple. Yoda has a little body, he doesnt need to eat alot of food to stay alive, an occasional berry and a leaf might be all the little guy needs. Furthermore the force helps him stay alive as well. As we all know yoda cant love, he has no heart. Hes a mutant, HE tended to skywalker because he was the only one that fell into the swamp. He was lonley and needed somehting to do. Yoda meeting skywalker was all a conisadence. Trust me it was. It makes perfect sense. I am done explaing for a while. My duty toward the explanation of yoda is done. Guys say all you want, the truth is out there, it will be revealed in a couple days. charmy Life as it was... came to a halt. The world was shocked. Mountains crumbled, oceans over-flowed... and the prophet was permabanned. Fortunately for us all, you can't take down the enlightened one so easily. He came back, but in the several new forms... so came the BLUE SEA SCROLLS 5/14/02 12:28pm As CAPTAINCOWMAN Charmy i respect your answers to the truth, please dont leave us, we want to know the story behind the story. If yoda has no heart explain to me how he loves the force?? 5/14/02 3:13pm I have a feeling chewycharmy is no longer with us. He will never go this long with voicing his knowledge of the movie. Guys- I am not chewycharmy dont worry LIVE LONG BLUE YODA LIVE LONG 5/14/02 9:01pm I am chewycharmy, my name has been offically banned from this sight, Why? I have no idea. My beliefs on the yoda experience were true, i heard rumors, and i did some research. I would love to explain the ending of yodas journey into the swamp, however this post will probably be banned in 3 seconds. To the people that seek the truth, yoda will follow the path i have lead him on, you will not be in shock when you see the truth behind the little green guy. THis is my spoiler. Chewy 5/14/02 9:10pm yes and im going to greece tomorrow, charmychewy will live on. 5/15 12:53pm As CHARMYCHEWY I will speak when there is silence. The mystery of the blue yoda will be unlocked. His stick is more than a mystery itself, that stick was went to break his fall...... So ive heard. The stick is more than just a stick, it is a rendetion of a saber, Yodas saber, Since yoda is light the stick never broke when he fell. Luke and everyone else actually see a stick, however yoda sees a saber, he thinks he has never fought yet, since the empire fried his brain. His mantality from the force was to strong to break to barrier. All he knows is the force, everything else is a blur. This proving luke was a conisadence, not destiny. 5/16/02 9:44am Silence my followers, silence. All hail blue Yoda. He is the great being. Commence the blue yoda, COMMENCE! In his blueness state of roughy 2 minutes, he has found the truth behind the truth. He knows now he can be defeated. YODA KNOWS MY FRIENDS HE KNOWS!! SILENCE! Yoda knew his saber form could never last, he could never blend in with his greeness and fight forever. SOmeone was going to change him to the blueness. Yoda was defeated, but never lost.!! He found a new home, the swamp, and he THINKS he still has his saber, but its only a stick! THe story of the blue yoda has been told. ALl of my information has been unfolded through out this thread I beleive in the force. I come in peace, praise me if you want, for I am CHewycharmy- the mystery is finally unlocked. Yoda was never really blue, he was sad that he was defeated. WHEN YOU FEEL BLUE MY PEOPLE YOU ARE SAD. The little guy was sad that he lost. COMMENCE! 5/21/02 6:01pm I have returned, COMMENCE MY PEOPLE, COMMENCE! HAIL BLUE YODA! HAIL HIM NOW! HE is forever blue, not the color but the blue, as one may imagine, but the self state of being BLUE. Yes my people, he has returned to green. THE GREEN STATE, with the imagined SABER (STICK) MY prior briefings have caught many eyes of believing indivudals. I HAIL YOU. HECTOR, BLUE YODA, ETC have stuck by my wisdom. MY followers know who they are. To my recent viewers of the society, just remember, my briefings are wise. THE society, isnt a society itself, but it is a society, in a society, COMMENCE! BRIEFING number 6 will follow in a day. My MIND HAS GONE ASTRAY. 5/22/02 12:48pm As CHEW CHEW CACHOO with the rendition of the truth AHBY-, Dismissal! AHBY- i speak, i speak the truth, i speak words, words of wisdom that i do. Yoda is the masterfull jedi, for he speaks, he speaks with a lisp, but he still speaks. THe fall, affected his speakage. I need not go back to the past, i am speaking in the present. IF my new students want to read the story, go back through my earlier briefings. COMMENCE! my children, my followers , this cult is strong. Yoda is with us, may that it be only a movie, yoda has come into the real world, the transformation has begun. BLUE is everywhere. THe galaxy has fallen. Yoda has risen from the swamp, he image is with me now. I for see yoda and his speakage. SPEAK GREAT YODA, SPEAK! For I am yoda master. I swamp in the live. I am a man little, with power of the mighty. Yoda has spoken, he has spoken, my people. The story of the great blue yoda will live on, i will soon inform. The transformation has begun!! What transformation do you dismantle charmy? Translate my prior briefings and you will soon see the image of the transformation! Go back, read my people READ. COMMENCE! And with that... he vanished from out lives forever. We were left with out thoughts... and beer... and Blue Twi'Lek women... and Steve the Dummy... Membership Roster HIGH COUNCIL Leonard_Shelby – Supreme Chancellor and Thread Mutant for Life // Chamberlain and Master of Protocol Padawan915 – Supreme Vice-Chancellor for Life PaplooTheory – Chief Assistant to the Supreme Chancellor and Vice-Chancellor HumanJedi_024 – Cracked Out Historian LifeSabre – Chief of Security // Sergeant at Arms Darth_Falcon – Official Webmaster Starwars6554 – Dean of Admissions // Official Caretaker MASTERS Darth_Envy – High Council Emeritus // SC&TMFLE SySnooty - High Council Emeritus // SC&TMFLE Master Salty – High Council Emeritus // SV-CFLE SPACEMONKEY20 - High Council Emeritus // SV-CFLE Wicket1138 – High Council Emeritus Ugly_Dookling – High Council Emeritus Darth_Yorrick – High Council Emeritus Wedges_Nephews_2nd_Cousin – High Council Emeritus Mrs_Kitty – High Council Emeritus Ghosts_of_Anakin – High Council Emeritus JediSaralyn – High Council Emeritus The Lurker – High Council Emeritus TIE1138 – High Council Emeritus DarthNomis – High Council Emeritus Yuuzhan_Vong_Warrior – High Council Emeritus Darth_Wenley - High Council Emeritus Zaxxon - High Council Emeritus LoyalJedi Fite2Unite BlackJebus - Fecal Force zeekveerko DarthAnima LysonicStorm winter_chili KNIGHTS DorkmanScott YouAgain Padawan_adri RidingMyCaroselOnYou DarthBane420 Akumz_Razor Smuggler-of-Mos-Espa Ensign_Cool Veruca Lord_Tuvitor Xenosphere Dark_Jedi_Kam Captain-Stable PADAWANS SLR (Fecal Force) - Leonard_Shelby MEMBERS EMERITUS DARTH_ARAKIS - High Council Emeritus // Creator of the EZ Board DiMiT - High Council Emeritus The_Farce - High Council Emeritus Cheddar IfAnakinLikedJazz MasterCurenga Blue_Yoda_Forever Darth_Reaper Kun2112 EarthMachOne YODAS_HALF_BROTHER Jedi_Master_Mom InsaneosX KrystalBlaze Jedi_Satimber Sith_Priestess ForceMaster101 ULTIMATE EMERITUS TheYodaPagoda Kal0527 Starless_Knight Darth_Ozzy Darthfinley Artanis_Knarf Sithchilde Obi-Dawn Kenobi Obi-Wan Yoda_in_Soap Blue_Yoda JediMasterYoda98 Ollievarr Jedi_Hope Mandalore_Enforcer BlueYodaAlly25 Specter-Kevlar Fatt_Fett Citizen-Tom George15 Darth_Lammerous Master_Yaddle Master Ood SithTahiri Death-sticks Jedijenlightsaber YodaOfTheSith Darth_Downunder Master_Blue_Yoda HONORARY MEMBERS GriffZ Jedi-Mind-Trick Cbjedi Jake_Barnes AdamBertocci Maulfly StarfromIHJ Jerry_Sithfeld - Fecal Force Darth_Smelly (RIP) - Fecal Force Darth_Viper81 (RIP) - Fecal Force Mortimer_Snerd - Fecal Force Ask-the-Younglings - Fecal Force Darth-Horax - Fecal Force K3p0 - Fecal Force FareLenore - Fecal Force ApolloSmileGirl - Fecal Force _Princess_Leia - Fecal Force BaronFel88 - Fecal Force JangoMike - Fecal Force Qui Gon Moon - Fecal Force DarthBreezy - Fecal Force NarundiJedi - Fecal Force Cheri - Fecal Force Obi-Ben-Kenobi - Fecal Force crestfallen - Fecal Force Fallen_Jedi21 - Fecal Force Darth-Kevin-Thomas - Fecal Force Darthtenbiscuits - Fecal Force Chitowngal - Fecal Force Master_Kast - Fecal Force NJOFan215 - Fecal Force Kenwastinger (Squire Know-It-All) - Fecal Force/3SA Knights Darth_Snowball (Sir Obvious)- Fecal Force/3SA Knights Stinkylicous (Sir Wise Guy) - Fecal Force/3SA Knights Sithsarbad - Fecal Force WindexedStormtrooper - Fecal Force Darth_Critter (King Owned) - 3SA Knights Pooja (Captain Howdy) - 3SA Knights Eeth-my-Koth (Sir Bucko) - 3SA Knights JOBOB-The-Hutt (Sir Think of The Children) - 3SA Knights TiniTinyTony (Optimus Prime) - 3SA Knights Mortimer_Nerdly (Sir Random) - 3SA Knights DarthWickett (Sir Stanky Ass) - 3SA Knights MasterP (Sir Muthapflugger) - 3SA Knights Keith71_98 Deranged Monkey, M.D. Wick's Mom – Monsterously Monsterous Ransacker of Wick's Room KEEPERS OF THE PEACE NaboosPrincess – BYS-Member DarthSapient Katya_Jade RETIRED KEEPERS OF THE PEACE Grilled-Sarlacc Vertical NathanDahlin Bria Darth_Dagsy At this point, you are probably asking yourself: DO these morons really believe Yoda will turn Blue? Of course we do. What the hell? Do you honestly think we'd form a society called the BYS and only use it as a chat thread and means to talk amongst ourselves? Please. So now comes YOUR turn... JOIN US! Rites of Passage for Potential and New Members You Must post in the current BYS thread and express your desire to be a member. You Must read the first 500 posts of BYS 1.0. You Must write a Poem and Haiku. You Must include All Hail Blue Yoda or AHBY in your signature. You Must update yourself on the posts you have missed Code of Conduct General Membership Rules All members must follow the JC Terms Of Service (TOS) No mentioning the BYS outside of the thread unless approved by the High Council No Spamming, flaming, in-fighting, or trolling All active members must keep "All Hail Blue Yoda" or "AHBY" in their signature 2 weeks of inactivity will result in losing active status Membership Qualifications No socks can have active membership status NO banning for flaming, trolling, or spamming. MUST have at least 100 posts (BYS posts and JC posts combined). Padawan Responsibilities MUST post in the BYS thread consistantly. MUST complete tasks in a timely manner. MUST follow the General Membership Rules. Master Responsibilities MUST maintain constant contact with your Padawan. MUST give tasks in a timely manner MUST take responsibility for Padawan's transgressions. PADAWANS will be taken by another Master in the event the current Master doesn’t adhere For information dealing with the history of this Elite and All Powerful society, try the following links: yoda a different color // BYS 1.0 – posted by Chewycharmy (6,019 posts) BYS 2.0 – posted by Darth_Envy (10,807 posts) BYS 2.1 – posted by Salty (10,011 posts) BYS 2.2 – posted by Darth_Envy (2,686 posts) BYS 2.3 – posted by Darth_Envy (10,073 posts) BYS 2.4 – posted by Leonard_Shelby (9,068 posts) BYS 2.4b – posted by SySnooty (6 posts) BYS 2.5: Six Months of Mystety – posted by SPACEMONKEY20 (10,009 posts) Monkey, Mibbets, Moo! – posted by Mrs_Kitty (16,668 posts) yoda a different color // First Anniversary Thread – posted by TIE1138 (10,009 posts) Bigger, Longer and uncut! – posted by Ghosts_of_Anakin (10,029 posts) The Monkey Bluevolutions – posted by Padawan915 (10,016 posts) The Monkey Bent My Wookiee – posted by JediSaralyn (13,694 posts) The Stick, The Leaf, The Berry, The Lifesaber: Two Years of Blue Yoda - posted by HumanJedi_024 (10,006 posts) Lando’s 3.1 – created by Darth_Wenley Lando’s 3.14 (Pie) – created by Salty BYS 4.0 (starwars.com) BYS 5.0 (cinescape.com) The Monkey Has Landed (phatooine.net) The BLUE Shall take hold Give into the beer... be drunk. gyrate... thrust... gyrate After all, Jesus supports us... therefore so should you! AHBY! Unlocking with updated title from Leonard Shelby. -----signature----- AHBY! I tried to pass for nothing but my dreams gave me away. Visionary dreamer of the Blue Teachings and t-rex
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HumanJedi_024 Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 10/18/04 4:05pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society: Now Ribbed for Her Pleasure! - Date Edited: 10/18/04 4:08pm (1 edits total) Edited By: HumanJedi_024
	@ the new thread title!!! Brilliant job Jake. Last to post in the old thread ... first to post in the new thread! Pabst for all! COMMENCE! Bask in the glory of the new thread and bow before the elite Blue Yoda! COMMENCE! ahby -----signature----- All Hail #0000FF Yoda Master \| High Council Keeper of Blue Undergarments & Manipulator of the ******* "Knife to your wrist, syringe in your arm is your ounce of prevention." http://phatooine.net/forums/index.php
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Captain-Stable Registered: Sep '02	Date Posted: 10/18/04 4:06pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society: Now Ribbed for Her Pleasure!
	//Comes in before the massess and cleans the floors ready Hellllooooooooooooo new thread! -----signature----- The Anti-septic Defender of the Blue and official Custodian of the Mansion \| AHBY Salads are fun
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Maulfly Title: Moderator Emeritus Registered: Oct '01	Date Posted: 10/18/04 4:06pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society: Now Ribbed for Her Pleasure!
	Ah...it has that new "funky place" smell to it... -----signature----- "Does that boy have a death wish, or is he just...'special'?"-Roddy semi-cranky old farts' home resident GT: Maulfly360 / Drawings: http://maulflynopics.multiply.com/ Owner/ball and chain of GrandAdmiralStrife... http://www.austinfanforce.org
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winter_chili Registered: Nov '02	Date Posted: 10/18/04 4:07pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society: Now Ribbed for Her Pleasure! - Date Edited: 10/18/04 4:07pm (1 edits total) Edited By: winter_chili
	tries to get comfortable in new thread ala jay and silent bob in front of alt. convenience store in JASBSB -----signature----- The Mighty Blueonic One of the Neverending and Excruciatingly Painful Padawanship A-H-B-Y ~~! !~~ it is the duty of a patriot to defend his country from its goverment
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Leonard_Shelby Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 10/18/04 4:08pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society: Now Ribbed for Her Pleasure! - Date Edited: 10/18/04 4:12pm (2 edits total) Edited By: Leonard_Shelby
	The old thread was closed too quickly...none of us could celebrate. Oh well. This is what I posted...or would have posted...whatever... HAPPY 10K, WHORES!!! gyrate thrust gyrate thrust gyrate thrust gyrate thrust gyrate thrust gyrate thrust gyrate thrust gyrate thrust spunk lights cigarette washes crotch has two cans of Mr. Pibb goes home thrusts and gyrates a WHOLE lot more Anyways... @ the new thread! Great work, Jake. -----signature----- Blue Yoda Society: Supreme Chancellor \|\| Master to ApolloSmileGirl Don't run your mouth about loyalty if you know nothing about it.
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comet1440 Registered: Jan '04	Date Posted: 10/18/04 4:10pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society: Now Ribbed for Her Pleasure!
	Can I become a member? -----signature----- www.stevie-e.net
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HumanJedi_024 Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 10/18/04 4:11pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society: Now Ribbed for Her Pleasure!
	Jake ... don't forget to add the last thread to your list in the first post. -----signature----- All Hail #0000FF Yoda Master \| High Council Keeper of Blue Undergarments & Manipulator of the ******* "Knife to your wrist, syringe in your arm is your ounce of prevention." http://phatooine.net/forums/index.php
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PaplooTheory Registered: Nov '01	Date Posted: 10/18/04 4:12pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society: Now Ribbed for Her Pleasure!
	Hehe, oh yeah... AHBY! -----signature----- AHBY! I tried to pass for nothing but my dreams gave me away. Visionary dreamer of the Blue Teachings and t-rex
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-SummerMendocino- Registered: May '04	Date Posted: 10/18/04 4:14pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society: Now Ribbed for Her Pleasure!
	For one year and five months now, the word of the BLUE has been spread acorss these forums. Hasn't it been TWO years and five months since May of 2002? -----signature----- ................ ,~)))) .................` ,)))), ......./...\....( ../\\ .... /./..\.\../../...\\ .../,'......\.....,'.....\\_.
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HumanJedi_024 Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 10/18/04 4:15pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society: Now Ribbed for Her Pleasure!
	comet ... just hang out, follow our manical lead and we'll see what happens. ahby -----signature----- All Hail #0000FF Yoda Master \| High Council Keeper of Blue Undergarments & Manipulator of the ******* "Knife to your wrist, syringe in your arm is your ounce of prevention." http://phatooine.net/forums/index.php
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SLR Registered: Oct '02	Date Posted: 10/18/04 4:15pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society: Now Ribbed for Her Pleasure!
	great thread title. Here's too another 10K. Raises can of Pabst -----signature----- *"Sir Tampon" of the Knights of The 3SA Sarcasm Table* Philadelphia Phillies 2008 World Series Champions Fly Eagles Fly Fight on USC
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PaplooTheory Registered: Nov '01	Date Posted: 10/18/04 4:16pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society: Now Ribbed for Her Pleasure!
	Ok people, so I'm a dumbass... math was never my stong suit. AHBY! -----signature----- AHBY! I tried to pass for nothing but my dreams gave me away. Visionary dreamer of the Blue Teachings and t-rex
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HumanJedi_024 Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 10/18/04 4:17pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society: Now Ribbed for Her Pleasure!
	Hasn't it been TWO years and five months since May of 2002? @ Jake -----signature----- All Hail #0000FF Yoda Master \| High Council Keeper of Blue Undergarments & Manipulator of the ******* "Knife to your wrist, syringe in your arm is your ounce of prevention." http://phatooine.net/forums/index.php
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Leonard_Shelby Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 10/18/04 4:17pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society: Now Ribbed for Her Pleasure! - Date Edited: 10/18/04 4:19pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Leonard_Shelby
	I love how random folks always seem to come out of the woodwork for the first page of our new threads. Makes me cucumber all messy. It should be two years and five months, though...that much is clear. Dammit, Jake...always messin' **** up. Bastard. -----signature----- Blue Yoda Society: Supreme Chancellor \|\| Master to ApolloSmileGirl Don't run your mouth about loyalty if you know nothing about it.
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SLR Registered: Oct '02	Date Posted: 10/18/04 4:18pm Subject: