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P-E-O-P-L-E ~JC Interview Version~ Issue II: Darth_Ignant
ChristmasOnCoruscant
Registered:
Dec '04
Date Posted:
12/30/04 8:23pm
Subject:
P-E-O-P-L-E ~JC Interview Version~ Issue II: Darth_Ignant
Heeeere's the Second Issue thread!
This week, our unfortunate JCer was
Darth_Ignant
, one of the most infamous users on these forums.
Darth_Ignant
is one of those people you love to hate, or for some, you hate to love. He's a very recognized personality around the YJCC and that's why I chose him for the Second Issue, of the week of Dec. 26 to Jan. 1.
The questions are about himself, the JC, and real life.
My dialogue is italicized;
Darth_Ignant
's is not.
DUH! Okay, so what did you first think when reading that capitalized word?
Clueless. As in the movie. I'm a closet fan, perhaps.
From whom do you channel your perkiness?
I'd say I channel it from realising this is a message board, and as such has diminished importance. I enjoy posting here, obviously, but there is nothing that'll get my knickers in a twist. But I find it hilarious when others do.
What's your take on the Fecal Force?
I got over poop humour at the age of 5. Therefore I assume anyone who is into it has not matured past the age of five. Therefore, I consider them a joke. That you'd go one step farther and create or belong to an organisation dedicated to it is just sad. I did open the thread once, hoping to find some gem of wisdom, and the posts consisted of people talking about farts. So I wrote it off as utterly stupid, closed the thread and never looked back. P.S. I think it speaks volumes of the brain power behind the thread when the best and most obvious title, Grand Poohbah, was not used.
Do you think you would ever be modded?
Many here better hope not. You think God is vengeful in the old testament...
Estimate how many times you've been banned.
10-15, probably. Justified about 75% of the time. The rest is down to Mods not understanding the TOS etc properly.
What's your take on the "Most JCC Mods come from the Dark Lords social thread?" Coincidence? or... *shock* Intentional?!
It's a load of crap. At a time, it was the DB producing mods, then OT and now it's back to the DLs.
In your Judgment thread, when you Judge someone, is that just for fun or is that your real view of them? (Judge me, btw.)
It's all in fun. But it is great when people take it seriously. Sorry, judgements are reserved for my thread.
Apple or Microsoft?
Microsoft. It's like the Empire, and I loves me the empire.
PS2 or Xbox?
Hmmm. Mainly PS2, but Halo 2 is awesome.
Lord of the Rings or The Matrix Trilogy?
LOTR. Both are kind of boring, but Reloaded and Revolutions are absolute turds.
Katya_Jade or Darth_Glymmer?
Glymmer of course. She managed not to get pregnant when we had sex.
Concerning the recent the tsunami catastrophe... Are you a just gush "this is awful!" person OR a donate money/blood to charity person OR a go to one of the disaster sites itself and help out the poor people person?
How about D? Kind of interested, but doiesn't really affect me. Yes, it's a bastard way to be, but it's an honest way to be.
You ever played Monopoly? If so, when it's about halfway to nearing the end of the game and you have hundreds and hundreds worth of fives and tens and twenties, do you exchange them into the Monopoly bank for 100 dollar bills?
By half way through the game, I've crushed all competition. Yes, I know it doesn't make sense.
Are you a read spoilers kind of guy? If so,
Should Palpatine go running around after Yoda with a lightsaber?
[Note=If you answer to the black highlighted question, then in the issue thread your response will be highlighted as well.]
I'm not avoiding spoilers, but I don;t actively seek them as I did with AOTC. As for the above, I look forward to seeing it.
You're British, right? Does the accent really work with American girls?
Yes, but when I point out they're the 50,000 person to tell me about their aunt who went to England last year and loved it, and that for the 50,000 time I don't care, so would they kindly **** off, they seem to less smitten.
So.... give us a megalomaniacal, egocentric history of your JC years.
I think there is nothing megalomaniacal or egocentric about the truth. The JC was nothing without me. It will be a dry, empty husk when I choose to leave.
And now a Dramaqueen version...
I'm Tessa, and I tired to commit suicide while having an abortion.
So what's behind the icon? Any special reason for choosing it? Do you like it? Or is it all part of your perky JC persona?
I just find it amusing. And it makes people question my sexuality. I'm all for ambiguity.
How about veteran JCer saerah? You two clashed quite a bit a few months back but it's all settled now. What do you think of her currently? What was all that clashing a while ago? How'd it start?
It started after I made a thread called "Having a terminal disease must be terrible" and the body was "I think I'd rather die". She took offence at it. I hadn't noticed her psot before then. And then there was a big debate over mod selection. We PMed, carried on on the wrong foot and it went from there. Right now, I am neutral about Lin.
So. What would you do as a mod?
Bye bye social clubs, bye bye games. Bye bye many JC members due to my whim.
A lot of people on the boards are really rubbed the wrong way by you. What do you have to say to those people?
Hahahahahahahahaha!
What is the best movie ever?
Empire Strikes Back. Vader isn't on a leash or bowing before anyone, Yoda rules, the romance is awesome, and the revelation still gets me.
How do you want to die?
I shall die on my 131st birthday after I crash my private jet. I crash because I am busy untying my 23 year old swedish model wife's bra with my teeth. So, like Lister.
Where in the United Kingdom do you live?
I live in the far west of England, in a place called Texas. I used to live in London. Texas does count as England, because it's still part of a colony.
Has Katya_Jade been telling you any MS secrets?
Only about you.
What should be done with OPPM? Are your for it or against it?
I have no problem with it.
How about that VIPships for JC Honor Students idea? Good? Bad?
Worst idea ever. No titles or colours for anyone but current mods, managers and admins.
What DOES the JC need?
Me as a mod. Trust me on that. But the MS fears change!
Star Wars or Star Trek?
SW. But TNG is my favourite television show of all time. I'm just sad that the last film was so wretched.
Picard or Kirk?
Picard. His verbal skills alone are worth it. Plus he boned Beverly.
PT or OT?
I like them equally.
If you got stuck on an island with one young female celebrity, who would it be?
A fat one, so I could easily capture, kill and eat her until rescuers arrived.
Ever gotten any interesting Chinese fortune cookie sayings? If so, what is it?
I remember not a one.
What's your advice for the JC and all who post within her?
Love me, but don't be me.
And that's
Darth_Ignant
, known as Paul to his close friends. Overall, quite an unexpected guy!
Next Week's Interview:
FareLenore
Hope you enjoyed the interview, people.
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Darth_Ignant
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Oct '01
Date Posted:
12/30/04 8:25pm
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RE: P-E-O-P-L-E ~JC Interview Version~ Issue II: Darth_Ignant
He's awesome. I wish I were him.
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I hereby declare Manchester United FC to be truely the team of craptacular-ness and I accept that epic is correct in his denouncing of them, the team he foolishly supports. LFC FOREVER YNWA..
"Okay. I'm a fat lunatic. Does that make you happy? Does it? "
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crestfallen
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Date Posted:
12/30/04 8:28pm
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RE: P-E-O-P-L-E ~JC Interview Version~ Issue II: Darth_Ignant
*farts*
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Lets blow this thing and go
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Armenian_Jedi
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Mar '03
Date Posted:
12/30/04 8:31pm
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Great interview. You know Darth Ignant, my aunt went to England a little while ago, she said she loved it.
EDIT: you had to know it was coming. And yes I know it was a stupid comment.
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myself_me
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Date Posted:
12/30/04 8:32pm
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omg lolz!1 j00 liek have t0 interveiw sum n00bs!!
Btw, nice Red Dwarf refference, Ignant
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Dudemeyster
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Date Posted:
12/30/04 8:35pm
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I hadn't really formed an opinion on Ignant before this...hehe, I think he's pretty awesome
Nice interview.
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Darth_Elu
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Date Posted:
12/30/04 8:39pm
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RE: P-E-O-P-L-E ~JC Interview Version~ Issue II: Darth_Ignant
You know Darth Ignant, my aunt went to England a little while ago, she said she loved it.
So...Armenian_Jedi is an American girl?
Anyway, nice interview. Lookin' good, Ignant.
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Date Posted:
12/30/04 8:44pm
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RE: P-E-O-P-L-E ~JC Interview Version~ Issue II: Darth_Ignant
PT or OT?
I like them equally.
This man has a bright political future. He knows how to tackle the issues without offending anyone in the process.
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Armenian_Jedi
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Date Posted:
12/30/04 8:46pm
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RE: P-E-O-P-L-E ~JC Interview Version~ Issue II: Darth_Ignant
Yes I am an American girl. Wait no I'm not! I was just making a joke! Ooooh, you almost had me convinced I was a girl.
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scardanelli
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Date Posted:
12/30/04 8:48pm
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RE: P-E-O-P-L-E ~JC Interview Version~ Issue II: Darth_Ignant
~farts~
~unexpectedly poops mid-fart~
~laughs~
~farts again while laughing~
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crestfallen
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Date Posted:
12/30/04 8:49pm
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That's immature.
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Darth_Deception
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Date Posted:
12/30/04 8:49pm
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RE: P-E-O-P-L-E ~JC Interview Version~ Issue II: Darth_Ignant
Interview some newbs ay? I'm up for week 5.
Awsome interview. While I feel Ignant is strange, his is funny.
I throw him, snowball, and critter in the same boat.
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SLR
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Date Posted:
12/30/04 8:50pm
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RE: P-E-O-P-L-E ~JC Interview Version~ Issue II: Darth_Ignant
^^^ pfft, scardenelli is a five year old.
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Darth_Ignant
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Date Posted:
12/30/04 8:52pm
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I didn't say people who think fart jokes are uproariously funny are five. I said they haven't matured past five.
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I hereby declare Manchester United FC to be truely the team of craptacular-ness and I accept that epic is correct in his denouncing of them, the team he foolishly supports. LFC FOREVER YNWA..
"Okay. I'm a fat lunatic. Does that make you happy? Does it? "
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scardanelli
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Hey - crest & SLR - you just wanna be cool like Ignant.
~inspects skid mark~
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Fart jokes aren't uproariously funny, but farts are. esp wet ones.
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