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Author Topic: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
EagleIFilms 
Title: Retired Chapter Rep
 Registered: Apr '01
41999_Rick McCallum
Date Posted: 2/25/02 8:57am Subject: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
Ok, I'll start at the beginning.

I'm homeschooled, so when I get a good amount of work done, and I have a good reason to do so, I ride my 21-speed over to the local Target. Today, I needed the nest Star Trek Magazine and some acne wash.

Anyway, a few weeks ago, there was theis REALLY hot girl who was a cashier. I, of course, went to her check-out place, rather than the grumpy grandmother or the middle-aged woman who'd think I was a hoodlum, what with my leather jacket and all.

We talked for a minuite, and then I left.

Now, every time I go, I go over to her check-out place, and she says 'hi', and then I leave.

I'm not sure if she even remembers me, but every time I go, she says 'how was your weekend', 'be careful in the snow', or 'You wanna go out for a cappachino some time?' (ok, she's never said that).

Now, to get this to a topic for discussion, here's a question:

Is there anyone you see regularly who is hot, but you're not sure actually remembers you from one day to the next?

 

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MetallicPea 
Registered: Jan '01
6602_Obi-Wan Kenobi
Date Posted: 2/25/02 8:59am Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
Not sure, but I wouldn't buy Acne Wash and a Star Trek Mag at her register ever again.

 

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Dark_Lord_Erik 
Title: Manager Emeritus
 Registered: Jan '01
6380_Coleman Trebor
Date Posted: 2/25/02 9:00am Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
She probably remembers you. I'm pretty sure that she has a huge boyfriend who would beat you silly if you asked her out!

See, I'm just kidding up there, just ask her out and report the results back to us. Don't live life thinking what if!

 

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Ariana Lang 
Registered: Oct '99
7837_Queen Amidala
Date Posted: 2/25/02 9:00am Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
"Today, I needed the latest Star Trek magazine and some acne wash." laugh laugh Does no one else find the combinations of this statement hilarious, if not slightly unfairly stereotypical?

On the other note, if I hear one more guy talk about really hot girls, I'm gonna puke. I'm not beautiful, but I'm smart! And I have a good sense of humor! And I am really really outgoing! But does that matter?? Nooooo...because I'm not a 32 D.

 

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Dark_Lord_Erik 
Title: Manager Emeritus
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6380_Coleman Trebor
Date Posted: 2/25/02 9:03am Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
Of course that matters. Who said that it didn't? Not everyone wants a girl/woman for their looks. You can't think that way. Everyone has traits to them that are attractive.

 

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EagleIFilms 
Title: Retired Chapter Rep
 Registered: Apr '01
41999_Rick McCallum
Date Posted: 2/25/02 9:04am Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target... - Date Edited: 2/25/02 9:04am (1 edits total) Edited By: EagleIFilms
Ariana, why do you think I added that into my post?

Anyway, it's not just here face that makes her hot, it's here whole demener. The way she dresses, and that she smiles a lot.

I'm sure you could be classified as 'hot' as well.

EDIT: Oh, and big breasts aren't even part of the equation.

 

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MetallicPea 
Registered: Jan '01
6602_Obi-Wan Kenobi
Date Posted: 2/25/02 9:05am Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
The way she dresses,

Nothing gets me more excited than a girl in a Target uniform. Ladies take note.

 

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Dark_Lord_Erik 
Title: Manager Emeritus
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6380_Coleman Trebor
Date Posted: 2/25/02 9:06am Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
I'll bet that her polite way of telling you to have a good weekend is part of it too! These things go a long way. (Didn't we have a thread somewhere with what guys like/ what girls like in the opposite sex?)

 

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EagleIFilms 
Title: Retired Chapter Rep
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41999_Rick McCallum
Date Posted: 2/25/02 9:06am Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
Metallic, there IS no 'Target uniform'.

She dresses like she would normally.

 

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B'omarr 
Registered: Apr '00
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Date Posted: 2/25/02 9:07am Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
My wife used to work at the grocery store. I remember checking out at her lane at the grocery store once, I was buying Immodium AD and an apple. She talked to me all the time. She said she wasn't flirting with me, but I asked her out anyways. She's a hot girl too.

 

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Dark_Lord_Erik 
Title: Manager Emeritus
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6380_Coleman Trebor
Date Posted: 2/25/02 9:07am Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
So, EagleIFilms, when are you going to ask her out on a date?

 

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MetallicPea 
Registered: Jan '01
6602_Obi-Wan Kenobi
Date Posted: 2/25/02 9:08am Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
Don't they wear a red vest or something.

Perhaps it's only in my dreams.

Anyway, beware of flirting girls in the service industry, they are getting paid to be nice.

 

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DarthSapient 
Registered: Jun '01
24218_Obi-Wan
Date Posted: 2/25/02 9:08am Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
Next time, go up to the counter with a box of pads, a dress, nail polish, pink socks and wink at her. She's sure to be yours after that.

 
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Dark_Lord_Erik 
Title: Manager Emeritus
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6380_Coleman Trebor
Date Posted: 2/25/02 9:09am Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
Actually, beware of flirting girls who work at a place that serves alcohol, they're looking for tips from awestruck guys.

 

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EagleIFilms 
Title: Retired Chapter Rep
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41999_Rick McCallum
Date Posted: 2/25/02 9:11am Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
So, EagleIFilms, when are you going to ask her out on a date?

Um...probobly never. We'll see.

Don't they wear a red vest or something.

No.

Next time, go up to the counter with a box of pads, a dress, nail polish, pink socks and wink at her. She's sure to be yours after that.

I'll consider that.


Oh, and she's never 'flirtatious', just nice.

 

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Ariana Lang 
Registered: Oct '99
7837_Queen Amidala
Date Posted: 2/25/02 9:14am Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
Well, I definitely suggest buying the acne wash and Star Trek magazine again. Make sure to draw attention to both items. Then, as she's done bagging it up, flash the Vulcan salute and say, "Live long and prosper." Makes us chicks swoon every time. I wouldn't be surprised if she jumps you right then and there.




I'msorryI'msorryI'msorry. I won't make fun of ST fans anymore. *snicker*

 

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