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JediMark127 Registered: Aug '00	Date Posted: 9/20/02 5:09pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Best______ Oscar goes to Star Wars. -----signature----- Try not, do or do not. There is no try.
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DarthTunick Title: Arena's Streak for Colors Host Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 9/20/02 7:44pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen. - Date Edited: 9/20/02 7:46pm (1 edits total) Edited By: DarthTunick
	Wyoming has reached a population of 49,234,991 people, while California has reached an all time low of 2,986 people Star Wars The Holiday Special will be released on DVD November 12th, with a state of the art THX transfer & George Lucas commentary DarthTunick, you can't ignore the San Fernando Valley! -----signature----- September 11th, 2001 -Never forget Viva Los Angeles! RIP, Cody "Snowball" Reeves, 1978-2008. 2009 L.A. Dodgers: 51-29 2008-2009 L.A. Lakers: World Champions!
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Darth_OlsenTwins Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 9/20/02 8:02pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Bush to earn PHD in linguistics -----signature----- I would remind you that extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. And let me remind you also that moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.
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Shadoloo Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 9/20/02 8:40pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	LOTR FANS ADMIT THEY WERE WRONG ALEX RICO ADMITS TO BEING WRONG (inside joke) AL GORE ADMITS DEFEAT AL GORE SCORES ABOVE 800 ON SAT TESTING BUSH CONDONES ENVIORNMENTAL ACCORD BUSH PRONOUNCES "STRATEGY" CORRECTLY LUCAS ANNOUNCES HE WILL MAKE EPISODES 7-9 "SURVIVOR" GOES TO AN ARCTIC CLIMATE HETEROSEXUAL, NON-JEWISH, WHITE MAN WINS SURVIVOR POPE DECLARES CHURCH WRONG "PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST" GOVORNMENT DOES THE RIGHT THING TEACHING IS HIGHEST PAID PROFFESION AIR QUALITY IS IMPROVING HIGH PRIEST OF STAR TREK DECLARES A CRUSADE UPON FANATICAL JEDI RELIGIOUS TERRORISTS THERE IS NO BAD NEWS TODAY FUTURE LOOKS BRIGHT HUMANS REACH THE STARS SPACE PROGRAM RECIEVES INCREASE IN FUNDING HOLE IN THE OZONE LAYER IS COMPLETELY CLOSED more soon -----signature----- "But it was so artistically done..." Thrawn's last words -Beyond a critical point in finite space, Freedom Diminishes as Population Increases- Frank Herbert Dozen Thirteen of Valin's Dozen -SWORN LOTR HATER-
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Lurking_Around Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 9/20/02 8:47pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	-----signature----- "Bealocwealm hafað fréone frecan forth onsended" (An evil death has set forth the noble warrior) --Eowyn (Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers) The Holy Stand-In of the Cult of the Blue Numbers After The Thread Titles
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anakin71 Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 9/24/02 1:02pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Matrix Reloaded based on Alice in Wonderland -----signature----- (censored) [face_shocked]
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lumberjedi Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 9/24/02 1:07pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Gore's Lock Box FOUND! -----signature----- Life.
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C-3PX Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 9/24/02 1:08pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen. - Date Edited: 9/24/02 1:14pm (2 edits total) Edited By: C-3PX
	Lance Bass, smartest man N*Space Edit: better? -----signature----- I told u I was hardcore
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obhavekenobi78 Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 9/24/02 1:09pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen. - Date Edited: 9/24/02 1:10pm (1 edits total) Edited By: obhavekenobi78
	Correction: That's NSpace*. -----signature----- I apologize for any incontinence this may have caused.
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JangoFettClone Registered: Apr '02	Date Posted: 9/24/02 1:11pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Jennifer Love Hewitt married JangoFettClone at George Lucas ranch during premiere of Episode 3 -----signature----- Texas - The Lone Death Star State - Don't be too proud of this Technological Terror We've Constructed Hurry up homerun, you're gonna be a permanent resident Ninjas are sweet cause they flip out ALL the time! Cross - Something they nail people to
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DarthTunick Title: Arena's Streak for Colors Host Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 9/24/02 3:25pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen. - Date Edited: 9/24/02 3:27pm (1 edits total) Edited By: DarthTunick
	New Jersey claims the rights to the Empire State Building, they move it to Asbury Park & re-name it the Garden State Building DarthTunick, you can't ignore the San Fernando Valley! -----signature----- September 11th, 2001 -Never forget Viva Los Angeles! RIP, Cody "Snowball" Reeves, 1978-2008. 2009 L.A. Dodgers: 51-29 2008-2009 L.A. Lakers: World Champions!
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TIEace Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 9/24/02 6:07pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	STAR WARS fan becomes Playboy Exec. -----signature----- Do you lose as gracefully as you win? I wouldn't know. I've never lost. http://www.bostonrebels.net
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Terr_Mys Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 9/24/02 6:13pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	National Capital Moved to Boston. Congress Proposes to Remove 'R' from the Alphabet. -----signature----- Many Bothans died to bring us this information... http://verseau.wordpress.com/ http://flickr.com/photos/verseau/collections/ All Hail Cliegg's Blue Leg!
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PaplooTheory Registered: Nov '01	Date Posted: 9/24/02 6:36pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Church of Satan sues Pope for Misuse of Character -----signature----- AHBY! I tried to pass for nothing but my dreams gave me away. Visionary dreamer of the Blue Teachings and t-rex
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Jedi_Master_Orion Registered: Jun '02	Date Posted: 9/24/02 6:46pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	the world finally understands Maryln Manson and decides to leave him alone yesterday morning presidebt Bush was looking for a lost sock under his bed and found a note from Monica Luinsky to Hilary Clinton titled "I'v gota good idea for a April fools joke" -----signature----- "I don't know if there is a Hell or not, but if there is I take some comfort in knowing that certain folks are going to be buried hotter and deeper than I am with William Jefferson Clinton being one of them."Gatewood Galbraith
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