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Blue_Ice-Green_Fire Registered: Oct '02	Date Posted: 12/5/03 3:33pm Subject: [Humor]SW in Highschool~L/M, H/L, Fab 4, Prequel/Imperial Teachers**PART 9: Once Upon a Post... - Date Edited: 4/24/05 3:30pm (11 edits total) Edited By: Blue_Ice-Green_Fire
	Welcome to the edited, reposted version of SW in Highschool! Those of you that were crazy enough to keep up with this story should be reminded of a few things. A/N: My beta, stars, she’s the best! Half the credit goes to her. Do you know what you would have been reading if she hadn’t intervened? You don’t want to know, it’s not pretty. A/N the Second: I’m aware that there are two (to my knowledge) other Highschool fics. I did not copy them. Rebel High and Courscant High, both which are very good. Read them! A/N the Third: The idea for this came from the MJFC, thanks you guys! Other credit goes too, um, other people. Don’t worry, you’ll get your recognition in the credits! A/N the Fourth: I edited/reposted this because I was having some writer’s block. The content was changed so the writing is better, the characterization is better, and things are better explained. It’s new and improved! Finally, a Disclaimer: Okay, this may come as a shocker, but…I don’t own SW! Lucas owns SW, not to mention a jumble of cool characters. Zahn, Stackpole, Allston, Hamley, Anderson, Crispin, and probably a bunch of others own pretty much the rest of the cast. I own a few. Phew! wipes brow All right, on with the show! -----signature----- This world is made of LOVE and PEACE
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Blue_Ice-Green_Fire Registered: Oct '02	Date Posted: 12/5/03 3:34pm Subject: RE: SW in Highschool*All characters~Main L/M, H/L, Fab 4*PART 1 & 2 UP - Date Edited: 12/5/03 3:36pm (2 edits total) Edited By: Blue_Ice-Green_Fire
	PART 1: Introductions At thirty minutes after eight a blur of red-gold flashed toward the entrance of Rebel High. Mara Jade had missed the bus . . . again. She really should lock her door at night. This must have been the sixth time her brother had turned off her alarm. Her stomach grumbled loudly, complaining of a lack of a breakfast as she all but rammed the doors open and slid in. Desperately hoping to avoid any unwanted attention—from teachers—Mara began skidding through the halls, her high tops making loud squeaky sounds at which she winced. This was her third tardy this week. The teachers at Rebel High were extremely strict, especially Vice-Principal Vader. Third tardy meant detention. Seeing the glorious door of homeroom—she looked behind her—not a teacher in sight. That was close, she thought to herself right before she slammed into the breastplate of student enemy number one: Vice Principal Vader. So close, yet so far. “This is your third tardy this week, Miss Jade.” Excuses skimmed through Mara’s mind, but she just began blurting out the truth before she knew what was happening. “Yes—I know sir, but my little brother turned off my alarm and I woke up—” “Enough! I find your lack of a proper excuse disturbing!” And the dreaded pink slip was placed in her palm. Her eyes widened as she looked at it. “Three weeks of detention! But sir, that’s not—” “This has been going on long enough, Miss Jade. It’s time you learned your lesson.” Quietly pocketing her slip, Mara nodded as Vader’s foreboding form twirl around, his cape swirling around him. He stalked away just as she twisted the doorknob and slipped into homeroom. Silently she took her usual seat, next to Ghent. Ghent, as odd as he was, was the first one that had befriended her here. Well, the fact that she had dropped her lunch on him might have made a good icebreaker, but that was beside the point. One month at Rebel High, and she was already homesick for her friends, and even the large majority of enemies, at Rogue Valley High. Mr. Ackbar was blabbing on about . . . something, she wasn’t paying attention—when he looked up and cocked his rather fish-like head at her. “Miss Jade, I—” Mara lifted her pink slip to show she had already received her just desserts. “Well maybe you would like to come up and demonstrate this next problem,” Mr. Ackbar ordered, no hint of an allowed choice in his voice. “Uh . . . sure,” Mara replied warily. She had no idea what the heck they we’re talking about anyway. Silently cursing herself for not paying any attention she stalked up to the front of the room. As she stared up on the board she saw—stangit! Algebra. Just what she needed. She glanced up at the clock. Fifteeen minutes left in the class. Not enough time to stall. She would just have to do the problem. Kreth. Fixing her attention to the blackboard she sighed as she slowly began to write out the problem. Two minutes later the correct answer was written in chalk and she was back in her seat without a second thought. She rested her head on her left arm, her elbow propped up on the desk. She gazed dully at whatever Mr. Ackbar continued on about, while Wes Janson: Class Clown Extraordinaire was designated as the next victim of algebra. Abruptly she saw a small piece of paper land on her desk and glanced over at Ghent who winked at her. Quietly as possible she unfolded the paper and saw in Ghent’s precise writing: Fish head. She attempted to stifle a laugh but failed miserably and let loose a high-pitched giggle that was as uncharacteristic as anything she had ever done. “Miss Jade!” “I—” But before Mara could finish with an excuse, Ackbar marched over and snatched the note and read it silently before his eyes narrowed dangerously. “Miss Jade,” he began warningly and Mara gave another forlorn sigh. Just what she needed. More detention. “It’s mine, Mr. Ackbar,” came an unexpected voice, definitely not Ghent. Ghent wasn’t one to admit to anything unless it was good. All heads, including Mr. Ackbar’s fish head, swiveled to face blonde-haired Luke Skywalker. “One week, Mr. Skywalker,” Mr. Ackbar stated without another glance in Mara’s direction. And mercifully the bell rang. “All right people. Out of my class.” Quickly the students filed out of the class and into the halls, which were now filled with teachers and students alike. Falling into step with a rather heated Mara, computer-genius Ghent gave her a quick glance-over. “Why so late today?” “Karton,” Mara grunted flatly. Karton was Mara’s rambunctious, bright-eyed little brother. “Vader gave me detention,” she continued. This didn’t shock Ghent. Barely over a month at Rebel High, Mara Jade had totaled several detentions already. “You’ve done detention before,” he stated. “Three weeks?” Mara challenged. Ghent’s face paled. “Okay, that is harsh.” “Tell me about it,” moaned Mara, letting her head drop onto a locker door as she began pounding it mercilessly on the hard metal surface. “You could skip,” Ghent offered. “I could try,” came Mara’s muffled reply, her face still facing the locker. “Jade!” called a voice and Mara began droning it out with a louder groan. She really didn’t need this. Really, really didn’t need this. She swiveled her head, though not removing it from the lockers, to face scowling Han Solo, jock and a personal pain in her rear. “Come on, Jade. You’re leaning on my locker.” Letting her temper take a hold of her, Mara’s head rose up as she slammed an angry fist into Solo’s locker, showing just what she thought of his problem. “Hey!” Solo cried, angrily but, abruptly the locker popped open and several flowers fell out with a suspicious looking tag that said “To: Leia” on it. Snatching up the flowers and shoving them in his face, Mara sneered, “Think you dropped something Solo.” Stalking off from a startled Solo she heard Ghent skittering at her heels. Her temper barely lowering she grabbed her detention slip out of her pocket, crumpled it and stuffed it into the nearest high-tech trashcans. The domed garbage carrier had been decorated with spray paint that stated R2-D2. Really not in the mood for guessing games at what was actually being said on the trashcan, Mara watched with satisfaction as the little can whirred, signifying the crushing of her slip. A calmer Mara headed of to English. Ghent followed behind her and realized why, when his mother asked what happened at school, he just said “fine” and changed the subject. -----signature----- This world is made of LOVE and PEACE
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Blue_Ice-Green_Fire Registered: Oct '02	Date Posted: 12/5/03 3:38pm Subject: RE: SW in Highschool*All characters~Main L/M, H/L, Fab 4*PART 1 & 2 UP
	PART 2: Lunchtime Disaster Ah, lunch. Nothing could make Mara’s stomach lurch more than the thought of the cafeteria. Mara glanced at the menu, knowing all the same that she really didn’t want to know. Today’s Special. Pizza, baked potatoes, and milk The pizza and potatoes could barely pass as rations and the milk was well, blue. Mr. Threepio, the head lunchman, was as pessimist as you could get. Always moaning about something, Mara had learned to shut him out early on. After grabbing her poor excuse for a lunch—she hadn’t had time to make one this morning—she gave the lunch tables a quick over view. Next to her, Ghent’s tray only contained a purchased apple, as well as his brown bag of lunch. She glared jealously at his real lunch before turning around to find worse news. Every table was filled except for one. Sighing heavily, Mara crossed the lunch floor with Ghent and promptly sat down at Luke Skywalker’s chosen lunch table. But not before slamming her tray onto the table and getting satisfying results from Skywalker, Corran Horn, the boy sitting next to Skywalker, and Ghent. Corran, even newer than her, had been befriended by Skywalker when he first came to the school. Of course that was nothing new. Skywalker attempted to befriend everyone, but few returned the favor. But by the looks of it, he was already in cahoots with some of the younger jocks. Skywalker, apparently, had made it his mission to know at least one thing about everyone in the school. Thankfully, he was unaware about anything on Mara, except that she hated him. Also, mercifully, Roganda Isarman, on the school paper and gossip queen, had never managed to corner Skywalker and make him spill everything he knew. But that worse case scenario just fueled her desire to make herself anonymous to Luke Skywalker. Unfortunately, Fate had different ideas. “Uh, hi,” Skywalker began . . . obviously uncomfortable. Mara grunted. Ghent barely looked up from his new computer manual that came from who-knows-where, but he gave both a quick smile. Mara chased her poor excuse for a potato around her plate before letting her fork drop. “Thanks,” she muttered, looking away from Skywalker and hoping that he didn’t hear her. “What?” Mara gritted her teeth. “I wanted to say thanks.” Skywalker gave a genuinely confused look. “For what?” “Homeroom,” Mara grumbled. “Oh,” Skywalker’s eyebrows raised underneath his hair, which was in desperate need of a haircut. “You’re welcome.” Thankfully, Skywalker knew when to not bother Mara. And that was all the time. Losing interest in her “food” quickly, Mara glanced up at her other occupants of the table. Ghent was in a world of his own. Horn was eyeing a dark-haired girl at the table next—Mirax Terrik, if she wasn’t mistaken. And Skywalker . . . . . . was looking right back up at her. Mara shoved her head downward, embarrassed, and she assumed Skywalker did the same. Shoving her tray aside, Mara looked at everything in the room except Skywalker. Jocks: Eating. What was that—a frozen yogurt eating contest? Disgusting. The cheerleaders—Mara glared—were working on their new cheer. In the lunchroom, of all places. People were trying to eat. Glancing back at her plate, Mara took back the last thought. And now Callista: Head Cheerleader and Mara’s number one enemy so far was shoving her pom poms into one of the jock’s faces. Wondering why any female would consider in even attempt to participate in flirting was beyond Mara. But she always had been a little different. Several other cheerleaders, Leia and Winter, were actually eating! Of all the novel ideas for something to do during lunch period! Of course, Leia and Winter had proper food. Leia’s dad was one of the richest people in town, not to mention the head of the school board. Mara had even seen caviar on the cheerleader’s table once. She scanned the room, looking for anything of interest when Janson, the nut, grabbed his pizza and slammed it in Antilles’s face. “No one insults Kettch!” Janson cried. Kettch was a school joke, Janson’s creation. He attempted to nominate his little puppet for the presidential election. He was banned from running, but it became such a classic joke that the teachers just got tired of confiscating little Kettch puppets that Janson produced, and let it be. Grinning maliciously, Antilles grabbed his own sandwich, smothered in mustard, and planted it firmly in Janson’s angry face. “Food fight!” “Why me?” muttered Mara. It didn’t take long for her to get out of the cafeteria, and when she got out she noticed most of the cheerleaders had made it out. Currently, Callista was shrieking about some sort of pudding on her outfit. When, abruptly, the all-to-well-known black cape came swirling around the hall. Pushing the giant double doors open, Vice Principal Vader marched into the room and everyone froze on spot, many with the weapon of food still dripping from their hands. “Two weeks detention for all of you!” Vader boomed and choruses of groans were heard. “And that makes it three!” -----signature----- This world is made of LOVE and PEACE
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Darth_Elu Registered: Jan '03	Date Posted: 12/5/03 7:09pm Subject: RE: [Humor] SW in Highschool*L/M, H/L, Fab 4, Prequel/Imperial TeachersPART 1 & 2 UP**
	grins Oh yeah, its back! New and improved!!! Right by you Icey. -----signature----- Brittnee My love, my life E-married to the love of my life! "Ichigo! Come out and fight me, you *******!" Master to Yukari_Nahashi I am Death: RIP George Carlin
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_3MD_PsychoSniper Registered: Oct '03	Date Posted: 12/5/03 10:35pm Subject: RE: [Humor] SW in Highschool*L/M, H/L, Fab 4, Prequel/Imperial TeachersPART 1 & 2 UP**
	Ohhhhh, I've read the old thread. Cool its back. -----signature----- This is my old username. My new one is Wes_Janson NJO sucks worse than anything before it, even Planet of Twilight. NJO should be flamed from existence
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A-Windsor Registered: Apr '03	Date Posted: 12/5/03 10:46pm Subject: RE: [Humor] SW in Highschool*L/M, H/L, Fab 4, Prequel/Imperial TeachersPART 1 & 2 UP**
	hehehehe, this is quite amusing.... "Te Leia" awwwwww, Han.... Leia and Winter are CHEERLEADERS? Never saw that one coming..... More soon! Please! A. Windsor -----signature----- "Hey, the universe is the one with the problem. It's just the Solos' job to fix it." ~Jaina Solo, Force Heretic III: Reunion H/L shipper "Han Solo... what a man!"- CoPL. Oh, Threepio... why must you be so oblivious?
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Blue_Ice-Green_Fire Registered: Oct '02	Date Posted: 12/5/03 11:18pm Subject: RE: [Humor] SW in Highschool*L/M, H/L, Fab 4, Prequel/Imperial TeachersPART 1 & 2 UP**
	Elu: Haven't I seen you before...? Naaah, must be déjà vu Psycho: Glad to see ya here A-Windsor: Thanks Yes, Leia and Winter as cheerleaders is stretching it a bit, but...um, I won't say anything else. The next couple of parts should be up soon, and I'm working on PMing all my old readers. Slowly, but surely, I'm almost done. -----signature----- This world is made of LOVE and PEACE
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DeJade_Vu Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 12/6/03 8:25am Subject: RE: [Humor] SW in Highschool*L/M, H/L, Fab 4, Prequel/Imperial TeachersPART 1 & 2 UP**
	New and improved. I like it. Funny as ever, of course! I like the fact that Luke isn't as much of a "nerd-always-left-out" as in your last fic. Kudos for that! Callista shrieking about pudding on her outfit... -----signature----- I'm a PBS mind in an MTV world. ~Eschew Obfuscation~ Pope Benedict XVI Owns You I want it--I want my phonecall. --the Joker Mara Jade Forever
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Spike2002 Title: Former FF-UK RSA and Arena Manager Registered: Feb '02	Date Posted: 12/6/03 8:32am Subject: RE: [Humor] SW in Highschool*L/M, H/L, Fab 4, Prequel/Imperial TeachersPART 1 & 2 UP**
	LOL. I dont usually go for this kinda stuff, but this story is hilarious. More please. -----signature----- "It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but to create him." - Arthur C. Clarke I agree with halibut Master to Louis_Skywalker Proud Recipient of the Golden Elegos™
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Blue_Ice-Green_Fire Registered: Oct '02	Date Posted: 12/6/03 9:32am Subject: RE: [Humor] SW in Highschool*L/M, H/L, Fab 4, Prequel/Imperial TeachersPART 1 & 2 UP**
	DeJade: One of the main reasons I edited/reposted was because of my bad charactization in the beginning So thanks for noticing that Spike: Welcome! Glad to know my work is impressive enough for someone who usually doesn't enjoy these kinds of things, to review (If you can make sense of that sentance) Have fun here, yes more soon. I will probably redo my first 9 or 10 posts entirelly (same basic plotline though) with minor changes to the more recent ones, when my writing got better I'm still trying to catch up with my beta, to see what's up with her. You should have the next post(s) on Monday -----signature----- This world is made of LOVE and PEACE
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Solo_Fan Registered: Feb '03	Date Posted: 12/6/03 9:41am Subject: RE: [Humor] SW in Highschool*L/M, H/L, Fab 4, Prequel/Imperial TeachersPART 1 & 2 UP**
	Just found this one, and I really like it. It is a fun scenario that most of the Star Wars characters are going to high school together. I am rather surprised that you have Han as a jock. I guess I rather imagined him as a member of the stoners or outsiders. Cool to see Leia and Winter as cheerleaders. Is Mon Mothma going to be class president? -----signature----- Believe it or not, but I like the NJO books. "Han, we had our first kiss in the belly of a space slug. Believe me when I say that my expectations of doing anything remotely romantic with you have never been particularly high." - Leia in "NJO: Refugee"
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Lank_Pavail Registered: Sep '02	Date Posted: 12/6/03 6:16pm Subject: RE: [Humor] SW in Highschool*L/M, H/L, Fab 4, Prequel/Imperial TeachersPART 1 & 2 UP**
	BWHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Ah, pure madness, Blue. Just the way I like it. Sorry for not keeping up, I'll have to work on that. -----signature----- High Keeper of stuffed EwokWJFC New holiday fic! http://boards.theforce.net/beyond_the_saga/b10477/29552605/p1/ http://boards.theforce.net/Message.aspx?topic=14345682&brd=10477&replies=8 Admiral, JO
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CptCorranHorn Registered: Oct '02	Date Posted: 12/6/03 6:59pm Subject: RE: [Humor] SW in Highschool*L/M, H/L, Fab 4, Prequel/Imperial TeachersPART 1 & 2 UP**
	yay! a repost! I'm always gonna love this Icey, and since I missed so much, I cant wait for more -----signature----- And yes, the sexual innuendo WAS implied.
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padme-96 Registered: Feb '02	Date Posted: 12/6/03 8:22pm Subject: RE: [Humor] SW in Highschool*L/M, H/L, Fab 4, Prequel/Imperial TeachersPART 1 & 2 UP**
	now i have to wait to find out what happens that really sucks -----signature----- Jedi Master of the shadows KaJsu \| possibly J/T KaJsu - http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=11952538&page=1
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FamousAmos Title: Manager Emeritus Registered: Feb '03	Date Posted: 12/6/03 8:57pm Subject: RE: [Humor] SW in Highschool*L/M, H/L, Fab 4, Prequel/Imperial TeachersPART 1 & 2 UP**
	wow!! this story is hilarious “No one insults Kettch!” Janson cried. That was classic!! Post more soon!!! -----signature----- FamousAmos0307 (11:11:19 PM): tie tie tie tie tie mangojellytoast (11:11:43 PM): (-o-) (-o-) (-o-) (-o-) (-o-) "I am fundamentally opposed to eyes" - FamousAmos We could sound real smart if we made alot of stuff up
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JaegerGhent Registered: Jan '02	Date Posted: 12/7/03 9:18am Subject: RE: [Humor] SW in Highschool*L/M, H/L, Fab 4, Prequel/Imperial TeachersPART 1 & 2 UP** - Date Edited: 12/7/03 9:28am (1 edits total) Edited By: JaegerGhent
	Whoohoo! Gotta love Janson. And I'm glad to see my favorite character has a fairly large part. Ghent isn't in enough stories! Can't wait to see the next part! -----signature----- ~Talosian Master - Training Sword-of-the-Jedi~ Kettch 5 - WSFC Jedi Outcast "Oldbie" You seem familiar...have I threatened you before?
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