Author Topic: Vong Trek: The 2nd Generation (AU, crossover, comedy)
Alhon  227 posts
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Date Posted: 4/9/05 6:56pm Subject: Vong Trek: The 2nd Generation (AU, crossover, comedy) - Date Edited: 4/10/05 7:56pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Alhon
Well, I thought I'd get a start on this. I't floating around in my head.

I don't own either Star Wars or Star Trek, but they're both great franchises. Except that Star Wars has a better EU.


The universe: the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the worldship Etuprias. Its continuing mission: to explore strange new worlds and convert them to worship of Yun-Yuzzhan, to seek out new life and new civilizations to rule, and to boldly go where no Vong has gone before...

Episode 1 : Galaxies

Commander Pic'yad sat back in his Yorik Coral chair. He was contemplating what kind of juices he should have the living dispensers create when the Villip choir began to ring out. Lt. L'Farge activated the choir and responded, "What is thy bidding, master?"

Warmaster Lah appeared. "Our scouts have returned with a suitable target. It is inhabited, but they are weak. The have even captured one of them: a strange bird-like creature. All fleets are to be ready to move out." The villip reverted.

"Finally, some action!" said Yorlf, the warrior who worked on the bridge.

"Relax, Yorlf. You will see enough action once we enter this new galaxy. Fleet on screen."

"Ay, captain," said L'farge, and the massive villip that clung to the wall in front of the crew inverted to shop the extemeties of the fleet jumping into darkspace.

Beta, a new hybrid warrior-priest with pale skin, said, "According to my data, we shall be entering the new galaxy in approxametaly one month."

"It's not as soon as we would have hoped, but it is more than adequate for our plans" replied Pic'yad. "It's been over 100 years since we sent the first scouts out. We can afford to wait a month."

 

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Spike2002  18795 posts
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Date Posted: 4/9/05 7:05pm Subject: RE: Vong Trek: The 2nd Generation (AU, crossover, comedy)
That was the very definition of "short but sweet." tongue wink

 

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Alhon  227 posts
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Date Posted: 4/9/05 7:08pm Subject: RE: Vong Trek: The 2nd Generation (AU, crossover, comedy)
More is coming, I just needed to get a start.

 

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ThrawnRocks  14867 posts
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Date Posted: 4/9/05 7:53pm Subject: RE: Vong Trek: The 2nd Generation (AU, crossover, comedy)
Commander Pic'yad

laugh Great! Wonderfull! laugh applause

 

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Killik_Twilight  3359 posts
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Date Posted: 4/9/05 7:57pm Subject: RE: Vong Trek: The 2nd Generation (AU, crossover, comedy)
This is great, Alhon! I like the similarities in names . . .

 

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NenYim  676 posts
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Date Posted: 4/10/05 12:21pm Subject: RE: Vong Trek: The 2nd Generation (AU, crossover, comedy)
Very interesting! happy

 

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Alhon  227 posts
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Date Posted: 4/10/05 7:56pm Subject: RE: Vong Trek: The 2nd Generation (AU, crossover, comedy)
Finally, some action!" said Yorlf, the warrior who worked on the bridge.

"Relax, Yorlf. You will see enough action once we enter this new galaxy. Fleet on screen."

"Ay, captain," said L'farge, and the massive villip that clung to the wall in front of the crew inverted to shop the extemeties of the fleet jumping into darkspace.

Beta, a new hybrid warrior-priest with pale skin, said, "According to my data, we shall be entering the new galaxy in approxametaly one month."

"It's not as soon as we would have hoped, but it is more than adequate for our plans" replied Pic'yad. "It's been over 100 years since we sent the first scouts out. We can afford to wait a month."

 

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Spike2002  18795 posts
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Date Posted: 4/11/05 8:02am Subject: RE: Vong Trek: The 2nd Generation (AU, crossover, comedy)
I assume the galaxy they're attacking is the GFFA? Having them attack the Star Trek galaxy would be...interesting tongue

 

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Alhon  227 posts
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Date Posted: 4/11/05 10:45am Subject: RE: Vong Trek: The 2nd Generation (AU, crossover, comedy)
Yeah, it's the GFFA, but... hmmm... interesting...

 

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