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americantragedy Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 7/21/05 11:43am Subject: Fast Times At Aldera High(H/L, some L/M, etc. etc.) Update! July 24th!! - Date Edited: 7/24/05 4:11pm (4 edits total) Edited By: americantragedy
	Fast Times at Aldera High Genre: Very, very AU Characters: H/L, L/M, Bria, a bunch of Jedi masters, OCs, just about everyone really Summary: A funny little story in which all the characters are seniors in high school and prom night is coming up. This can only end in Mayhem.(title inspired by “fast times at ridgemont high” which happens to be a very good movie) Disclaimer: I don’t own Star Wars. I don’t own Aldera. I own nothing. Except the OCs who may or may not get written out of the story. If you don’t mind, leave Judge Judy out of this k? Authors Note: This is so weird….. Chapter 1: A Great Way to Start the Day Han Solo was at his normal morning post, leaning against his ever-absent girlfriend Bria’s locker. She rarely showed up though. Bria always had an excuse ready but Han could always see through them and he was starting to question everything they’d had. But he loved her! At least he liked to think he loved Bria. Han wasn’t so sure anymore. Did she even care about him? Didn’t seem like it. Bria never went anywhere with him anymore and the one time she did she seemed so out of it Han might as well have been alone. It didn’t matter anymore. Han knew what he had to do. Their relationship, if you could call it that now, had to end. The bell for Chem. Lab was ringing just as Leia came flying through the of the high school. Can’t be late, can’t be late!!!! She thought she would make it before the lesson started, she was sure of it. Until THWACK!!! Leia ran straight into Han Solo and knocked him over. Han looked up at the very pretty girl on top of him and grinned. “Sure is a great way to start the day!” Leia felt like slapping him. “Why are you always in my way?” “Well sorry Your Highness. Didn’t realize you had such a big stick up your butt! But if this is so very traumatic for you why are you still laying on me?” Leia felt her face flush but scowled and made her way towards the lab. Something would have to be done about this Solo guy. ___________________________________________________________________ So, does it suck so far? hides under the computer chair waiting for replies -mia- -----signature----- "Though the favorites of the gods die young, they also live eternally in the company of gods." Nietzsche My Mother: Do you ever do anything that could possibly be construed as normal? Me: Occasionally, maybe. When I'm not acting like a scoundrel.
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Briman Registered: Oct '04	Date Posted: 7/21/05 11:49am Subject: RE: Fast Times At Aldera High(H/L, L/M, Bria, a bunch of Jedi masters, OCs, just about everyone real
	I like the idea of Han and Leia in highschool, its funny! More! -----signature----- The Force is with you young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet --Vader But all warriors must fall one day-ROSE I
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americantragedy Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 7/21/05 5:24pm Subject: RE: Fast Times At Aldera High(H/L, L/M, Bria, a bunch of Jedi masters, OCs, just about everyone real
	More soon k? possibly tomorow. maybe today if i'm lucky. -mia- -----signature----- "Though the favorites of the gods die young, they also live eternally in the company of gods." Nietzsche My Mother: Do you ever do anything that could possibly be construed as normal? Me: Occasionally, maybe. When I'm not acting like a scoundrel.
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Jedi_Liz Title: Former CR Lincoln NE, USA Registered: Apr '00	Date Posted: 7/21/05 5:48pm Subject: RE: Fast Times At Aldera High(H/L, L/M, Bria, a bunch of Jedi masters, OCs, just about everyone real
	Han will probably break up with Bria, right? Oh, and the code for italics is the lowercase "i" -----signature----- Current Fic: Lightswords of Fury: Special Edition - L/M Romance http://boards.theforce.net/beyond_the_saga/b10477/24270936/ Chapter 19 posted on 7/21/08 Coming SOON: Mara Jade of Chandrila Grove Coming SOON to SAGA Fanfic
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Mr_Black Registered: May '04	Date Posted: 7/21/05 8:08pm Subject: RE: Fast Times At Aldera High(H/L, L/M, Bria, a bunch of Jedi masters, OCs, just about everyone real
	Hey dude, let's party! I love, love, love both the premise & the story itself. If I may offer a suggestion, though? Anakin should totally play a Spiccoli type character--what with all that indulgence in the high peaks and low valleys of the Force, his brain has to be addled, no? I can just see him staggering down the hall with his shirt untucked and his hair all over the place, eyes bloodshot and unfocused, complete with a bagel shoved in his waistband, falling through the classroom door 5 minutes late to light saber practice. wishful thinking, I know, but still funny. Keep this up! -----signature----- "You can't seriously want to outlaw beer! It tastes great, makes women appear more attractive, and makes a person virtually invulnerable to criticism." --Mayor "Diamond" Joe Quimby
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americantragedy Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 7/22/05 12:00pm Subject: RE: Fast Times At Aldera High(H/L, L/M, Bria, a bunch of Jedi masters, OCs, just about everyone real
	If I may offer a suggestion, though? Anakin should totally play a Spiccoli type character Solo or skywalker? I'll se what I can do. Oh yeah and Liz, I hate Bria with passion which is precisely why shes been turned into a junkie and precisely why i'm writing as little of her as possible so of course they will break up. Next chapter is half way done so post soon. Thanks for the replies guys! -mia- -----signature----- "Though the favorites of the gods die young, they also live eternally in the company of gods." Nietzsche My Mother: Do you ever do anything that could possibly be construed as normal? Me: Occasionally, maybe. When I'm not acting like a scoundrel.
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DarthIshtar Title: Former CR Registered: Mar '01	Date Posted: 7/22/05 12:07pm Subject: RE: Fast Times At Aldera High(H/L, L/M, Bria, a bunch of Jedi masters, OCs, just about everyone real
	LOL, this brightened my day. Well done. -----signature----- "I feel like a more down-to-earth Pink 5 when I'm writing Leah. Same attitude, less lip gloss." ~Me on how to get in the right mindset for Twilight fanfic.
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americantragedy Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 7/22/05 1:07pm Subject: RE: Fast Times At Aldera High(H/L, L/M, Bria, a bunch of Jedi masters, OCs, just about everyone real
	the damned copy/paste thing is screwed up. post as soon as i fix it. -mia- -----signature----- "Though the favorites of the gods die young, they also live eternally in the company of gods." Nietzsche My Mother: Do you ever do anything that could possibly be construed as normal? Me: Occasionally, maybe. When I'm not acting like a scoundrel.
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americantragedy Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 7/22/05 1:17pm Subject: RE: Fast Times At Aldera High(H/L, L/M, Bria, a bunch of Jedi masters, OCs, just about everyone real
	4 resets later, these are the results! ___________________________________________________________________ Chapter 2: Headmaster Yoda Professor Palpatine was quite possibly the strictest, most senile teacher in the galaxy. He hated all of his students, Luke especially. The one person he did like was Mara Jade who was coincidentally, the only person passing the class. So when Leia came in late Luke knew she was in for it. “Miss Organa do you care to explain your tardiness?” She shrugged and pointed at Han who was not far behind her. “Well professor, Han knocked me over.” “Hey! Look here Palps, her royal Highnessness over here was on top!” Leia slapped him across the face. “Will you stop making perverted jokes! Professor, be reasonable! Are you really going to take his word for it? The guy’s missed 90% of this years lessons! He probably doesn’t even remember where he sits!” She had a point. Han didn’t remember where he sat and honestly didn’t know if he was in the right class either. But he wasn’t about let her win. If only he could think of something to say to that. It was true! He didn’t get a chance to say anything because Palpatine rapped his lightsaber on the desk. “Miss Jade, would you be so kind as to show these two heathens to Headmaster Yoda’s office?” “Course, come on Solo.” Han grabbed Leia by the arm and started to pull her towards the door. She elbowed him in the ribs and Han swore he heard her growl. “I can walk laserbrains.” “Wrong you have done! Detentions you will receive! Polish my lightsaber collection you will!” This was getting ridiculous. Han and Leia had been sitting in this undersized office for 4 hours now listening to the little green guy repeat himself in backwards talk over and over again. Leia’s stomach was growling loudly until Han casually reminded her of what the cafeteria was serving that particular day. “Hear you I can! To class you go!” Outside of the office Han grinned at her. “Hey Princess, wanna catch a holo? I think we’ve earned a day off after that.” Leia rolled her eyes to Han’s surprise. Most people would be happy to get out of this dump. Secretly, Leia was considering it. She had ‘History of The Senate’ next and she got enough of that at home. “Well, what’s playing?” “I don’t know.” Leia gave him her ‘you-are-so-useless’ look. “Fine. Lead the way nerfbrains.” -----signature----- "Though the favorites of the gods die young, they also live eternally in the company of gods." Nietzsche My Mother: Do you ever do anything that could possibly be construed as normal? Me: Occasionally, maybe. When I'm not acting like a scoundrel.
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DarthIshtar Title: Former CR Registered: Mar '01	Date Posted: 7/22/05 1:24pm Subject: RE: Fast Times At Aldera High(H/L, L/M, etc. etc.) Update! July 22nd!!
	LOL, how appropriate that the Emperor's Hand is the only one passing his class. Yoda the Headmaster gave me shivers. -----signature----- "I feel like a more down-to-earth Pink 5 when I'm writing Leah. Same attitude, less lip gloss." ~Me on how to get in the right mindset for Twilight fanfic.
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americantragedy Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 7/22/05 4:41pm Subject: RE: Fast Times At Aldera High(H/L, L/M, etc. etc.) Update! July 22nd!! - Date Edited: 7/22/05 4:41pm (1 edits total) Edited By: americantragedy
	DarthIshtar: I thought so too! Thanks! -----signature----- "Though the favorites of the gods die young, they also live eternally in the company of gods." Nietzsche My Mother: Do you ever do anything that could possibly be construed as normal? Me: Occasionally, maybe. When I'm not acting like a scoundrel.
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Jedi_Liz Title: Former CR Lincoln NE, USA Registered: Apr '00	Date Posted: 7/22/05 5:24pm Subject: RE: Fast Times At Aldera High(H/L, L/M, etc. etc.) Update! July 22nd!!
	Palps is probably like Professor Snape in Harry Potter and Mara is probably like Draco Malfoy, except I think she's really on the good students side, right? Hmm, wonder what holoflick they'll go to? How about 'Galaxy Fight' with Princess Cinnamon Bun, Hon Salo and Lyke Suwalker? -----signature----- Current Fic: Lightswords of Fury: Special Edition - L/M Romance http://boards.theforce.net/beyond_the_saga/b10477/24270936/ Chapter 19 posted on 7/21/08 Coming SOON: Mara Jade of Chandrila Grove Coming SOON to SAGA Fanfic
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americantragedy Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 7/23/05 3:08pm Subject: RE: Fast Times At Aldera High(H/L, L/M, etc. etc.) Update! July 22nd!!
	Having a bit of trouble with what to call it so I may take that Liz. If you don't mind that is Update as soon as I come up with something. That'll be soon. I swear. -mia- -----signature----- "Though the favorites of the gods die young, they also live eternally in the company of gods." Nietzsche My Mother: Do you ever do anything that could possibly be construed as normal? Me: Occasionally, maybe. When I'm not acting like a scoundrel.
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ccp Registered: Apr '05	Date Posted: 7/23/05 4:38pm Subject: RE: Fast Times At Aldera High(H/L, L/M, etc. etc.) Update! July 22nd!!
	Funny, can't wait for more! -----signature----- Padwan to Big Fatty If someone says, "Have a nice weekend," I never say, "You too." Because I never know if, perhaps, by the time the weekend rolls around, I will have other plans for that person. Come Friday, I may wish to have them slain. - George Carli
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americantragedy Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 7/24/05 4:10pm Subject: RE: Fast Times At Aldera High(H/L, L/M, etc. etc.) Update! July 22nd!!
	Thank ya CCP! Heres some more for ya! Oh yeah, I finally came up with a holo so here goes..... Chapter 3: “Harrison Who?” There was nothing good playing so Han managed to convince her to go to some annoying animated holo. “Little Lost Bantha: The Movie” It was based on the popular kids book that nearly everyone over the age of 7 loathed because there was absolutely no point to it. It was about a little kid who couldn’t get to sleep so his dad told him the story and he dreamed he was a little lost Bantha. The whole movie was just bad animation and a guy named Harrison something reading the story. “You and this guy must be related somehow. He sounds a lot like you.” “Don’t remind me.” “The moral of this story is that, even when you’re on your own, Just find a friend to help you, and you’ll never be alone.” Han threw his popcorn at the screen. This only brought on wails from some kid who was too short to see the screen. “YOU"RE HURTING THE BANTHA MISTER!!!! WAHHHH!!!!” “Emperors black bones kid, just move to Tatooine if you’re so obsessed.” But to his utter horror, Bria stepped out from the row of seats and scowled at him. “Leave. Him. Alone. Sith Han, you can’t at least be nice to my kid brother? And what’s she doing here?” “Bria go home and do whatever it is you do while you’re ignoring me. And please, don’t waste anymore time trying to avoid me.” “MEN!” She splashed him with her Jawa Juice and dragged her brother out of the theater. Meanwhile, Leia was feeling very uncomfortable. She had just witnessed the most pathetic string of insults she had ever heard not to mention the break up of “The” Han Solo and “The” Bria Tharen who had been together since well, ever. Han did not look at all distressed though. An enormous weight had been lifted from his shoulders and he felt like screaming “I’M SINGLE!!!!!!” from the top of the tallest building in Aldera. This was actually turning out to be a very good day. -----signature----- "Though the favorites of the gods die young, they also live eternally in the company of gods." Nietzsche My Mother: Do you ever do anything that could possibly be construed as normal? Me: Occasionally, maybe. When I'm not acting like a scoundrel.
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DarthIshtar Title: Former CR Registered: Mar '01	Date Posted: 7/24/05 4:31pm Subject: RE: Fast Times At Aldera High(H/L, some L/M, etc. etc.) Update! July 24th!!
	LOL, go figure! I love the "YOU'RE HURTING THE BANTHA!" -----signature----- "I feel like a more down-to-earth Pink 5 when I'm writing Leah. Same attitude, less lip gloss." ~Me on how to get in the right mindset for Twilight fanfic.
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