Author Topic: Old Memories Long Since Past (a SW/Titanic crossover...Nuff said)
Darth_Fruitcake 
Registered: Jan '01
Date Posted: 4/9/01 4:41pm Subject: Old Memories Long Since Past (a SW/Titanic crossover...Nuff said) - Date Edited: 12/21/01 10:37am (1 edits total) Edited By: Darth_Fruitcake
I believe this story needs no introduction, so....
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"What is it?"

Rose leaned forward, her sharp blue eyes taking in the television scene. With a aged, wrinkled hand, she motioned to her granddaughter.

"Turn that up, dear," she said quietly. After listening for a moment, she added quickly,
"Get me the phone. I need to make a call."
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"Sir, phone call."

"Not right now..."

"Sir, I think you'll WANT to take this call."

The man sighed and picked up the phone.

"Yeah, what."

"I believe I have a clue to what that odd metal object is you pulled out of the sunken ruins."

His assistant grinned at the man's pleased look. "Told you you wanted to take the call."

"Well then, Miss..."

"Rose. Rose Dawson."

"Right, well, Rose, can you tell me what this object is, and who it belongs to?"

"It belongs to me. It was my wedding gift. And the object is known as a lightsaber."
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"My story begins...it begins quite awhile ago. On the Titanic."

"THE Titanic? Is that what that object was at the bottom of the ocean?"

Rose smiled quietly at the small crowd of people that surrounded her, eager to hear her tale. "Yes, the Titanic. But it doesn't end that way. And, the object at the bottom of the ocean has nothing to do with the Titanic. It's called an Imperial Shuttle. Now do you wish to hear this story, or are you going to sit there gawking all day?"

"Sorry, continue."

"Yes, well, as I was saying, my tale begins on board the Titanic. The story contains adventure, excitement, heros, and villains cloaked in black....or tuxedos. It sounds like something out of a fairy tale, but I assure you these events are true. Including hyperdrive."

"Excuse me?"

"Nevermind. It begins on a bright sunny day, as the Titanic was preparing to shove off torwards its ordeal with fate..."

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So, anyone like? I've been planning this for quite some time....and I know Padawan Lunetta will love it happy

 

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Neon Star 
Registered: Mar '00
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Date Posted: 4/9/01 4:51pm Subject: RE: Old Memories Long Since Past (a SW/Titanic crossover...Nuff said)
Nice idea, can't wait to read more!

 

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princess-sari 
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Date Posted: 4/9/01 5:10pm Subject: RE: Old Memories Long Since Past (a SW/Titanic crossover...Nuff said)
Oh, wow, this is really interesting! I can't wait to read more Darth Fruitcake!!

 

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padawan lunetta 
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Date Posted: 4/9/01 5:21pm Subject: RE: Old Memories Long Since Past (a SW/Titanic crossover...Nuff said)
Yes of course I love it, when does Lukie come in?

 

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Darth_Fruitcake 
Registered: Jan '01
Date Posted: 4/9/01 5:30pm Subject: RE: Old Memories Long Since Past (a SW/Titanic crossover...Nuff said)
Our beloved Lukie and heros (not to mention villains...tehe!) will come soon, I assure you. Patience! For the Jedi, it is time to post feedback as well, hmm?

 

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Darth_Fruitcake 
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Date Posted: 4/9/01 5:51pm Subject: RE: Old Memories Long Since Past (a SW/Titanic crossover...Nuff said)
You peeps want more? Do ya do ya? Really? Well, that's just too bad for you.

LOL j/k. Here's the next part!
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"Jack! I'm flying! I'm flying, Jack!"

As Rose leaned around to kiss him, a tall shadowy form passed over them.

"I knew there was something odd about you, Dawson."

"Cal! Um, we were just..."

"I know what you were doing."

Cal began the fight with a swift punch in the face. Rose gasped and tried to break it up, but Cal shoved her to the deck.

"Stay out of this. I will deal with you next."

"But---"

A bright light made them wince, and before they could react they were dissolved into nothingness...
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"Watch your mouth, Kid, or you'll find yourself floating home."

Luke rolled his eyes in reply, but Ben smiled gently, telling him to remain calm. Suddenly, a prissy voice from behind made him jump.

"Excuse me, but could someone PLEASE tell me what's going on?"

"Oh, look! Stars!"

 

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princess-sari 
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Date Posted: 4/9/01 6:11pm Subject: RE: Old Memories Long Since Past (a SW/Titanic crossover...Nuff said)
Well, if what I think happened is what happened...then Rose is finding out what it really means to fly. tongue

 

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SiriGallia 
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Date Posted: 4/9/01 6:58pm Subject: RE: Old Memories Long Since Past (a SW/Titanic crossover...Nuff said)
Veeeeeery funny Darth_Fruitcake. This is *one* crossover that NO ONE has thought of yet...keep it up!

 

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Darth_Fruitcake 
Registered: Jan '01
Date Posted: 4/10/01 12:09pm Subject: RE: Old Memories Long Since Past (a SW/Titanic crossover...Nuff said)
I know! I've been to about a million different Fanfic sites looking up the word 'titanic', but no results ever showed. At least now I know it's not overused happy
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"Holy Sith!" Han cried, his face shocked. "Who the hell are you?!"

"I believe," the prissy one said, a dark brown eyebrow arched in contempt, "I could ask you the same thing. I am Cal."

"Oh, Kreth," Luke said as he felt the Falcon shudder. "They've caught us in the tractor beam."

"Excuse me?" said the woman. "How did we get here? And what the hell's a tractor beam?!"

"What planet are you from?" Ben asked, his face showing amusement.

"I'm Rose, and I believe we're from Earth."

"Now we're not so sure," the young man said, his scruffy face confused. "I think I'm in some sort of dream. That's one swift punch you have there, Cal."

Cal looked down at him with obvious disdain. "Why don't you pinch yourself and find out?"

"You know what, I think I will---"

"Whoa whoa whoa!" Han said sharply. "This is all just peachy, but I think we should be focusing on more important things. Like our lives, for instance. Has it occurred to any of you yet that Vader and a whole legion of stormtroopers await on that Star Destroyer. It's been a pleasure, miss, but we have more urgent stuff we need to do right now."

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"Wait a second," Rose's granddaughter interrupted. "Who's Vader? What's a Star Destroyer and stormtroopers?"

Rose smiled. "That was my basic thought right then as well. But I would find out soon enough...."

 

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AngelQueen 
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Date Posted: 4/10/01 12:29pm Subject: RE: Old Memories Long Since Past (a SW/Titanic crossover...Nuff said)
::AngelQueen stares at her computer, in shock and starts laughing like a total maniac:: This is cool! I was kinda skeptical at first, but since it was you, Darthie, who was writing it, I decided to give it a whirl. This is *quite* interesting! Hopefully though, they'll be able to get to Leia before she gets executed! Hmmm... maybe Han will get so annoyed by Cal that he'll have Chewie rip his arms off! That would be interesting!! ::AngelQueen giggles at her own stupid joke and notices that no one else is laughing::

Oh well...

Great job! Keep it up!

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SiriGallia 
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Date Posted: 4/10/01 3:28pm Subject: RE: Old Memories Long Since Past (a SW/Titanic crossover...Nuff said)
This is funny! I think it will be extreamly halarious!

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Sorry, but I don't care *if* they swear in Titanic half as much as they talk, but I just really can't stand the swearing.

But please keep writing! It's great!

 

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Darth_Fruitcake 
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Date Posted: 4/11/01 2:03pm Subject: RE: Old Memories Long Since Past (a SW/Titanic crossover...Nuff said)
LOL I'll try not to cuss TOO much....at least not as much as the Titanic characters.
I can't stand really heavy cussing.

 

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Darth_Fruitcake 
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Date Posted: 4/12/01 9:30am Subject: RE: Old Memories Long Since Past (a SW/Titanic crossover...Nuff said)
"Somehow, I don't think pure luck is going to get us out of this one," Luke said nervously. Ben smiled.

"Defense is acceptable," he said, "as long as you do not attack in anger."

"Our friend Cal here apparently has taken his first step down the Dark Path," Luke muttered.

"Kid, get a blaster," Han said sharply. "We just landed. They're gonna burst in any minute. You too, Jock or whatever your name is."

"It's 'Jack'. And what's a blaster?"

"This," he said, tossing him the weapon.

"Oh! A gun. Simple enough, I guess. Where's the bullets?"

"Yup," Luke muttered again. "These people definitely come from a galaxy far far away..."

 

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LadyCallie 
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Date Posted: 4/12/01 10:24am Subject: RE: Old Memories Long Since Past (a SW/Titanic crossover...Nuff said)
Whoa! How did you ever think this one up Fruitcake? wink

Nice start! More please!
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Date Posted: 4/12/01 10:31am Subject: RE: Old Memories Long Since Past (a SW/Titanic crossover...Nuff said)
OH. MY. GOSH.

i can't believe this... the one movie I hate and the one I love mixed together.

Great job, fruitcake!

 

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AngelQueen 
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Date Posted: 4/12/01 10:56am Subject: RE: Old Memories Long Since Past (a SW/Titanic crossover...Nuff said)
::giggles:: This is just too cute! Its hilarious too!

Miana Kenobi, I agree with you! Its hard to believe that someone can take a movie that we all love and mix it with one you hate more than anything!

Keep up the great work Darthie!

AngelQueen

 

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