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Emperor_Kefka Registered: May '01	Date Posted: 8/5/01 3:22pm Subject: FF6/SW crossover: Two Emperors? Uweehee! - Date Edited: 8/7/01 10:14pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Emperor_Kefka
	Thanks to a wonderful little plot bunny implanted in my head indirectly by the queen of Sadism, Darth Ishtar, I came up with an idea! What if Emperor Kefka Palazzo stumbled upon the Star Wars universe, and with his amazing magical prowess and intelligence(I'm so modest, aren't I?) he would go to war with Palpatine. K.E.P.P fans, beware, neither of the Emperors likes our heroes. There will be plenty of Luke, Leia, Jacen, Jaina, Han, and Borsk bashing. Summary: Kefka Palazzo, the man with the power of goddesses, stumbles upon the Star Wars universe, circa ESB. Emperor Palpatine becomes aware of this new threat to his power. Kefka really doesn't care. So thus, the two "Emperors" engage to see who has the best theme song and costume!(sarcasm in that last sentence) ****************************************** Even after the 2 months it had to cool down, the blazing tower of Kefka still burned brightly, stubbornly refusing to become cinder and ashes. Deep beneath it's recesses, a young man of about 25 slept, sometimes muttering discrepancies about destroying the world...again. This man had very pale, girlish features, and dirty blonde hair in a ponytail, roughly Waist long. Covering his face, just beneath his eyes, were two tatoos shaped roughly like an arc with spikes coming out of them. Behind his propped up hair was an elaborate array of all sorts of multicolored feathers, plumes, and the like. Garbed around him was a large dress/gown-like cloak. And accenting his mouth, was a wide, lunatic smile. Kefka Palazzo was not quite dead. He was not a morning person. So said he, when he was finally roused from his slumber. "Where..am I? Oh, I'm in the wine cellar. I suppose that means I lost. Ah well, I'll come up with another plan to destroy everything later." He promptly walked over to a bottle of wine, and opened it. On it's label could be read: Property of Emperor Gestahl. Year 76, Janur 3. "What?" Kefka excreted "is that old kook Gestahls wine doing in MY cellar. I kill him, torture his friends, annihilate his empire, and this is how he repays me? I should never have shown him any mercy. I never did, but..." and he continued to muse like this, while pouring the wine on his boot. For those who knew not of Kefka, he seemed like a deranged clown who was full of himself. But that was completely the contrary. This man was a dangerous freak, with the power to destroy cities with a single wink of his eye, and even without the Light of Judgement, he was a remarkable swordfighter. And, of course, obsessed with his own "Beauty". "This wine will probably make my lovely features deformed and ugly! Onto my boot it goes! Uweeeeeeeeeeheheheee!" When it did reach his red and yellow boots, however, the wine began to rise up, like water that HE would command. Even as it started to form into a gateway, exactly five feet across and eight feet tall, and completely flat, he laughed out of control. He was still laughing as he was pullled into the gateway, surrounded by eerie starlines and blueblack speckles. Even when he was thrown out the other side, into the center of a platoon of stormtroopers. After standing up, he decided that some introduction would be needed."Hello. I am Kefka Palazzo, Emperor of all things. I don't know who you are, but I completely intend to give you all the most painful death I know of. Starting...Now!" The Stormtroopers fell onto the floor, squirming and screaming, engulfed completely in violet lightning. Suddenly, the lightning stopped. Each of their heads, being clutched in agony by their owners, promptly exploded. ********************************************************* Well, what do you people think. This is a Round Robin, open to anybody who wants to write. I am notorious for my horrible writing ability, so please review and insult me in every manner imaginable! Thank You, Have a wonderful afterlife! -----signature----- "...but it was so artistically done..."-Grand Admiral Thrawn "Mr. Gorbachov...take down that wall!"-Churchill referring to the Berlin wall? "Round, like a circle in a spiral, like a wheel within a wheel..."-The Windmills of your Mind(song) "Darth Sidio
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jedi-thespian Registered: Mar '01	Date Posted: 8/5/01 5:23pm Subject: RE: FF6/SW crossover: Two Emperors? Uweehee! - Date Edited: 8/5/01 5:24pm (1 edits total) Edited By: jedi-thespian
	FF6 universe: Setzer was taking his friends for a spin in the airship 'Phoenix'. (It's basically like the dirigible in the Mummy Returns) He looked around the ship, seeing his friends gazing down at the sites. He saw the beautiful Terra with King Edgar of Figaro (he had fallen madly in love with her the past month, for real). He saw Sabin conversing with them, oblivious to his brother's gazes at Terra. He saw Locke and Celes clinging together like two lovebirds should. He saw Cyan gazing his beloved Doma. He saw...a black hole? "Whoa! Wait a minute!" he screamed. It was a chasm in the sky, and it was slowly sucking the ship into it's jaws. Setzer's outburst got the attention of everyone on the airship. Edgar said, "What's wrong?" Setzer pointed one of his fingers at the chasm, "Don't you see that?" The whole party looked and was amazed. Terra screamed. Celes gasped. The men instinctively pulled out their weapons. Setzer, his darts. Cyan, his sword. Sabin, his claw. Locke, his metal-boomerang-thing. And Edgar, his mechanical crossbow. Perhaps this was some strange monster that awaited them. They'd seen weirder things. But the airship ultimately got sucked into the dark chasm, taking our heroes away to... SW universe: Luke Skywalker stood on the moon of Endor. It wasn't going to be long until he'd have to face Vader and Palpatine. But all Luke wanted was some peace and quiet until that time... (Which we all know he wasn't going to get) CRASH!!! Luke jumped and ignited his lightsaber. He looked to his left and saw a broken aircraft that had crashed on an open field. Luke was curious. He sensed in the Force that these were peaceful, but frightened people. He looked and was amazed to see that even though they were all human, they were the most varied human bunch he had ever seen... -----signature----- Meek is not weak... Fics on my bio... If you're born once, you die twice. If you're born twice, you die once... thespian, signing out
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Emperor_Kefka Registered: May '01	Date Posted: 8/7/01 10:33pm Subject: RE: FF6/SW crossover: Two Emperors? Uweehee! - Date Edited: 9/3/07 9:52pm (1 edits total) Edited By: DVeditor
	Amazing! A post! A reply, a follower. My first victim to fall prey to my insidious consumations....err...nevermind. anyways, behold: ()()() The Galactic Emperor Palpatine, having recently arrived on the consumate World-Shattering Death Star Battle Station, aptly named COS(palpatine's former first name, until he changed it to Senator) was bored. Having relished in some of the primal aspects of his nature just hours before, he was entirely cool and composed, and having no more plots or plans to work out, was confined to merely sitting. And thinking up run-on sentences. Just that moment, his lift activated mysteriously.[Who could possibly be entering MY chambers?] he thought. The fact that anyone but Vader or his hand, Mara Jade, could be coming up completely bewildered him. He was answered by a strangely tall Stormtrooper, with blood for face paint on the helmet, and a purple plume sticking out the back of the helmet. "Who in my empire are you?" he demanded. The only response from the other individual was "I am Kefka. You will die. I will kill every person in the universe with this Death Star, then find a way to destroy the universe. Uweeehehe." Palpatine cackled and chortled, cheefully. "Oh, my friend, I believe that you are mistaken. Guards, remove this...Rebel Terrorist. He does not belong in any Empire." Kefka reached up his hand, and within it appeared a familiar glowing ball. Pure white in origin, and with black speckles covering it, it was the Light of Judgement, the full manifestation of the Goddesses of Sorcery. Shortly after, it was thrown at the guards behind said lunatic. Unfortuanately for Palpatine, it took with it the rest of his temporary throne room, before he moved to the Tower. Bulkheads tumbled and shattered, entire rooms imploding and painfully crushing their inhabitants. Within a few minutes, all the chaos had stopped. "White is my least favorite color! How dare you deck your guards out in red! GRRRR" screamed Kefka in a very childish manner. Although his voice was fairly deep, it could become very shrill at times, enough to pop the eardrums or mortal men. ******************************************************** Well that was an enjoyable romp through the Death Star, wasn't it? Give way to my horrible writing abilities: You will all be crushed. On a further note: What the ** was the flanneled one thinking when he named it "Attack of the Clones?". I have lost faith in his mental processes. Oh well, I'll go see it anyways. The title may suck, but the movie is good. -----signature----- "...but it was so artistically done..."-Grand Admiral Thrawn "Mr. Gorbachov...take down that wall!"-Churchill referring to the Berlin wall? "Round, like a circle in a spiral, like a wheel within a wheel..."-The Windmills of your Mind(song) "Darth Sidio
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jedi-thespian Registered: Mar '01	Date Posted: 8/7/01 11:01pm Subject: RE: FF6/SW crossover: Two Emperors? Uweehee!
	Luke stared at the bunch with awe. There was a green-haired woman, a blond-haired man with a ponytail, a muscle-man, a dark-haired man with a sword, a grey haired, grey-SKINNED man with scars on his face, a blond-haired lady with a cape and ring on her head, and a man with dirty-colored hair and a sneaky air about him. The dark-haired one stepped forward and said, "Who, Sir, are thou?" Thou? Luke had never heard that phrase before. He didn't answer, but continued to stare at the unusual bunch. The man turned around and said to the bunch, "It seemeth that this young man is at a loss for words." "What do you mean 'seemeth'?" said the blond-haired man with a ponytail. Luke raised an eyebrow, this was going to get weirder... -----signature----- Meek is not weak... Fics on my bio... If you're born once, you die twice. If you're born twice, you die once... thespian, signing out
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jedihyrumsfather Registered: Aug '01	Date Posted: 8/11/01 4:10pm Subject: RE: FF6/SW crossover: Two Emperors? Uweehee!
	I hate to interrupt your musing but what is FF6? -----signature----- Blah blah blah blah........................................... Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
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jedi-thespian Registered: Mar '01	Date Posted: 8/11/01 4:32pm Subject: RE: FF6/SW crossover: Two Emperors? Uweehee!
	Final Fantasy 6, a video game. It's basically the same thing as Final Fantasy 3. -----signature----- Meek is not weak... Fics on my bio... If you're born once, you die twice. If you're born twice, you die once... thespian, signing out
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jedihyrumsfather Registered: Aug '01	Date Posted: 8/11/01 8:49pm Subject: RE: FF6/SW crossover: Two Emperors? Uweehee!
	oh ok, thanks. i dont play sorry. -----signature----- Blah blah blah blah........................................... Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
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