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Emperor_Joe Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 9/6/02 8:54pm Subject: A Star Wars/ Army Men Crossover A new Post! - Date Edited: 3/7/03 4:21pm (9 edits total) Edited By: Emperor_Joe
	Hi first fic! I been kinda readiting this one. Say what you like. Disclaimer: I dont own Army Men or Star Wars or Super Smash Bros or Spider man or Lost in Space or else I would own this site. Summary: A portal opens in the Star Wars Universe and sucks in Luke, and Boba Fett. you want a story spoiler well too bad. ******************************************** Boba Fett: Well Well I got you now boy. A portal opens Boba Fett: What the...............AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! The room turns white Boba Fett:waking up Were am I? Plastro: He's alive now kill him! Boba Fett:Wait!!! What is going on? Plastro:You just been captuered spying for the Green army. That's what. Boba Fett:notices he is made out of a plastic material I am not spying for anyone! I am the bounty hunter Boba Fett and I dont even know what you are talking about! Plastro:Tannenburg! Put Boba here though the lie deactor rigs a huge machine of spining blades lava pits and his personal favorite, a Bionic Spider, always a crowed pleaser. Boba: How is that a lie deactor? Plastro: I don't know. I will figure it out eventuly. Boba: Is there a way to prove I am not a spy? Plastro: No. Boba: AWWWWWWWWWWWW.... Plastro: Get me a bottle of spiked ketchup. In a Another universe away.... Pikachu: My ketchup sense is tingling!!!! It's in danger. Link: MEDIC!!!!! Back to the future..I mean to where we were..yeah that it! I watched that movie too many times.... Boba: Where am I going to get spiked ketchup? Pikachu: Danger is gone Will Ketchupison Link: That medic still here? Plastro: That's your problem, bub. suddenly a bottle of spiked ketchup falls out of the sky Boba: Um.. Here? Plastro: Hey my bottle of spiked ketchup!!!! Welcome to the Tan Army! Bio Weapons are on the left, Mecanical horrers are futher down the hall, My china doll colletion is the room whith all the flowers and frills coming out of it. If you have any qustions the tourist info of our top secret base is below the 1000000000 foot sign outside saying Wecome to our millatry base! We hope your stay here was plesant. Boba: Sign has got to go. Plastro: But I like that sign. I think it relly send out the message of keep out! Boba: Naw, it says Wecome to the hotel Hillton. Plastro: It does not say Hillton on it at all. Boba: You missed the point. Plastro: What point? Boba: The point. Plastro: Which point? Boba: Where geting off track. Plastro: Which Track? Tannenburg: The Green blew up a track. Boba: Never mind. Plastro: Why do we park on driveway's, and drive on parkway's? Boba: What? Plastro: Never mind. Boba: Which mind? Tannenburg: Dur? Boba: huh? Plastro: uh.......... Tan Trooper 1: Sir a unexaptaed ouacrance has happend in the China doll room... Plastro: Get all Troopers down there at once!!!!!!!!!! Tan Trooper 2: Sir one of them broke....... Plastro: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tan scienteist1: Sir, we will turn all of our attenaion away from The Green Bomb That would win us the war to fix you doll. Plastro: Damn straight! Boba: No focus on the bomb! Plastro: BUT..... Boba: The only but in this coverastion is a spanked one! Now go to your room! Plastro: Okaybegens to turn to go to his room Hey! You can't tell me to do that! Boba: Yes, I can I am your mother! Wait that did't sound right. Plastro: Damn strait! Plastro's Mother: Shut yor mouth litte mister. Plastro: Yes moma.. Hey how did you get in here? Plastro's Mother: I been here for the past 2 days. Plastro: Oh. Boba: Plastro got told by his moma! Plastro: Shut up! Plastro's Mother: Platro, Dont sink to his level. Boba Has a shocked look on his face Plastro's mom: Clean your room booth of you. Boba and Plastro: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! Plastro's mom: Dont give me Awww!!! I let you off last time. Plastro: No you didn't. Plastro's mom: That's it!pulls out huge paddle Luckly I still carry this around. Plastro: You can't tell me what to do anymore! I now led an army of unconted numbers. I am a dictaor of a nation! I could have you exeacuted! Boba: I'm out of here! Tan Troopers 1&2: Don't leave us!!!!!! sudenny a unit of green troops led by Sargent Hawk bust in, guns blazing Plastro: How did you find us? Sargent Hawk: We saw the sign. Boba: I told you! Plastro: Be quite. Sargent Hawk: So this is the Tan HQ. Nice. Plastro: Yeah, I plan to add a new rec room that has a butiful veiw of the outside. It will look stunning whith this new floral desgin. Sargent Hawk: Martha Stewart summer desgin? Plastro: Why, Yes it is. That woman is a geuis! Boba: Guys, We have a battle, remeber? Plastro's mom: Oh but it so nice to see boys talk about other things besides death and destution. Plastro: Oh well back to battle.Picks up machine gun and begins firing Battle begens to pick up agin Boba: They are retreating! Plastro:siffile I thought I never see this day...... * Pikachu: I going to have a sip of ketchup. gets drunk Hey Zelda you look like a pretty lady. Howa bout I show you my moves? Zelda: Why you rude fithy rat! slaps him Captin Flacon: shoots him Thats for stealing my pick-up line!* Boba: Now what? Plastro: we wait for the next chapter. Boba: What? Plastro: Never mind. Boba: Which mind? Trooper1: Oh No Not That agin! ******************************************** Well that is my first fic hoped you liked it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Post please! Oh right I dont own any thing of Martha Stewart. If you have any questions my PM box is always open.
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jedifighter Registered: Mar '02	Date Posted: 9/7/02 8:21am Subject: RE: A Star Wars/ Army Men Crossover
	LOL! Very funny, Joe. But start to check you're spelling. -----signature----- My gift is a great, but dangerous power. Beware! My shrieking power is my fatality! My weapons? A sword and a shield. Illusions is the base of trickery. I am Queen Sindel. Do not anger me.
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jedifighter Registered: Mar '02	Date Posted: 9/13/02 7:33pm Subject: RE: A Star Wars/ Army Men Crossover
	Upies!!!! -----signature----- My gift is a great, but dangerous power. Beware! My shrieking power is my fatality! My weapons? A sword and a shield. Illusions is the base of trickery. I am Queen Sindel. Do not anger me.
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Emperor_Joe Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 9/14/02 9:57am Subject: RE: A Star Wars/ Army Men Crossover - Date Edited: 9/15/02 2:12pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Emperor_Joe
	Oh why is no one reading my story? Is it a bad story? PM me whith the answer.
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Monica_Skywalker Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 9/14/02 11:25am Subject: RE: A Star Wars/ Army Men Crossover
	It's a good story, but not the type I usually read. I'll check back from time to time! ~Monica~ -----signature----- Proud Anakin lover See profile for links to fics!
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Daughter_of_Yubyub Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 9/14/02 1:50pm Subject: RE: A Star Wars/ Army Men Crossover
	This is good. Random funniness, which is just what I need right now. Okay, not to be super critical or anything, but your spelling needs a little help. If you'd like, you can PM the updates to me and I can help you fix up little things like that. -----signature----- The Timbit Evangelist Dark Lady of the JCC Yubsié, Handmaiden of the Crest EUDF Commodore\| Assistant Empress etc.- WJFC See my bio for my memberships and fanfiction
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Monica_Skywalker Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 9/14/02 8:55pm Subject: RE: A Star Wars/ Army Men Crossover
	Up! ~Monica~ -----signature----- Proud Anakin lover See profile for links to fics!
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Monica_Skywalker Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 9/15/02 11:23am Subject: RE: A Star Wars/ Army Men Crossover
	This is in dire need of an up. Up!! Will there be more soon, Emperor_Joe? ?:\| ~Monica~ -----signature----- Proud Anakin lover See profile for links to fics!
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jedifighter Registered: Mar '02	Date Posted: 9/15/02 11:42am Subject: RE: A Star Wars/ Army Men Crossover
	I never told anyone this but I know Joe, and he's working on it now. -----signature----- My gift is a great, but dangerous power. Beware! My shrieking power is my fatality! My weapons? A sword and a shield. Illusions is the base of trickery. I am Queen Sindel. Do not anger me.
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Emperor_Joe Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 9/15/02 2:08pm Subject: RE: A Star Wars/ Army Men Crossover - Date Edited: 9/15/02 2:23pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Emperor_Joe
	Yup, JediFighter and me are like famly. I will have a new post soon. Here is a sneank peview. Bespin Luke: This brings back memories.shudders Vader:pops up Yeah. * They begin to fight* Luke: Give me a raise on my allownce! Vader: Not intill you do the lawn and turn to the Darkside. Luke: How about you give me the raise and I'll do the lawn and turn to the darkside? Vader: Like the last time? Luke: Ummmmmmmmm...... Well that it for the preview.
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Cam_Mulonus Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 9/15/02 2:41pm Subject: RE: A Star Wars/ Army Men Crossover
	A very interesting tale, Emperor Joe. Very funny! "Gimme a raise on my allowance!" My favorite line! -----signature----- Life it seems will fade away Drifting further every day Getting lost within myself Nothing matters, no one else... -A Very Cool Band
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Monica_Skywalker Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 9/16/02 7:11am Subject: RE: A Star Wars/ Army Men Crossover
	lol Can't wait! ~Monica~ -----signature----- Proud Anakin lover See profile for links to fics!
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Daughter_of_Yubyub Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 9/16/02 2:50pm Subject: RE: A Star Wars/ Army Men Crossover
	The next post will be good! (Joe PMed it to me to help with spelling) -----signature----- The Timbit Evangelist Dark Lady of the JCC Yubsié, Handmaiden of the Crest EUDF Commodore\| Assistant Empress etc.- WJFC See my bio for my memberships and fanfiction
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Monica_Skywalker Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 9/17/02 6:54am Subject: RE: A Star Wars/ Army Men Crossover
	up! -----signature----- Proud Anakin lover See profile for links to fics!
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Emperor_Joe Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 9/20/02 8:56pm Subject: RE: A Star Wars/ Army Men Crossover. New Chapter pepole! - Date Edited: 9/21/02 10:22am (5 edits total) Edited By: Emperor_Joe
	Thank you for being very patient here my next post Oh yeah I dont own any star wars, army men, or super smash bros or Kenen and Kel or else I'd own this site. Also I like to thank my readers for the support you pepole give me! Also I'd like to thank Jedifighter for tyeing down Cam so he'd read my story. ============================================= Bespin Luke: This brings back memorys.shudders Vader:pops up Yeah. they begin to fight Luke: give me a raise on my allowance! Vader: Not until you do the lawn and turn to the darkside! Luke: Give me the raise and then I will do the lawn and turn to the darkside. Vader: Like the last time? Luke:doges a parry Ummmmmmmmm...... Vader: That lawn looks like Yavin 4 and it's on Tatoonie for crying out loud! Leia:crashes throgh a window Since I'm so good can I have araise on my allowance? Vader:defects a balster bolt Did you take out the trash like your mother asked? Leia:Ummmmmm...... Vader: That's what I thought, no allowance raises intell you both do your chores. Luke and Leia: Awwwwww!!!!!! Vader: Dont awwww me, you kids are lucky your mother does not get on to you more. Why I rememberluke and leia doze off when I had a few winkels in my cape your mother punished me so badly she made Imperial Intellagence green with envy. Suddley a portal opens Luke: What the..Gets hit in the head by Vader which makes him trip over a bottle of ketchup and falls into the portalLuke grabs Leia Leia: Hey let go of me!falls in too Vader: Well I'll miss themgets grabed by Leia Awwww here it goes! Pikachu falls through the roof Pikachu: Hey there is my ketchup!ketchup rolls into the portal Dont leave me baby! Samus: Well that's to bad, Hey oh whats lunch? Other smashers: I do! Samus: Too bad ha ha! in the Army men world Vader:waking up Huh? were am I?sees tousands of troop point guns at him Back to sleep. later at the Bule HQ Blue Prime minster Celmont Agen: Bonjuor I am The Blue Prime Minster Celmont Agen, and you are? Vader: Darth Vader Dark Lord of the Sith! Celmont: Ahh one of the acheint Famleys! Vader: Dark Lord of the Sith not some Hairbrianed exuse for a imcopent ruler! Clemont: OH a baron! Vader: No. Celmont: a Knight? Vader: Perish the thought. Celmont: A Presidant? Vader: NO! Celmont: an Emperor? Vader: No but I serve one. Celmont: Oh a samuruari! Vader: A what? Celmont:Umm a czar. Vader: No. Celmont: A Vader hits him on the head Owwwwwwwwww!! Vader: You stop guessing my title and I wont hurt you very badly, clear? Celmont: crystal. ============================================= I like to thank Daughter_of_Yubyub for spell checking. But even with her help I can't spell. Post please!
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Emperor_Joe Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 9/21/02 12:44pm Subject: RE: A Star Wars/ Army Men Crossover - Date Edited: 9/28/02 5:02pm (6 edits total) Edited By: Emperor_Joe
	Hola! I Emperor_Joe was feeling inspierd today so I wrote 2 chapters. I dont own Star Wars, super smash bros, Mortal Kombat or army men. Enjoy! Also if you have any questions feel free to PM me. If your looking for the sald bar it's down the hall to the left, you cant miss it. ============================================= Luke:wakes up Were the.....* Gets hit in the head with a Force blow* Owwwie! Colonel Grimm: What are you doing here? Who are you? Were is my taco? Luke: I am Luke Skywalker Jedi Knight. I dont know why I am here. Could you get me a burrito? Colonel: No Luke: Awww. Vikki: Dad can I go out and kill Tans? Colonel: Did you do your homework? Vikki: Errrrrr..... Colonel: Thats what I thought, No Tan killing intill that homework is done! Vikki: But... Colonel: The only butt in this conversation is a spanked one if you dont do your homework. Sarge: Hey whats going...sees Grimm agery face See ya. Grimm: Sarge! Sarge: turns around slowley* looks terfied* Yes sir? Grimm: I heard from some very reliable souces you the varmit that stole my pen! Sarge: That Damn wesael. Grimm's pet Wesael: Thank you! Sarge: That was not compment. Luke: Hey what about me! Grimm: Oh yeah, Sarge that man is to be exacuted tomorrow. Luke: You know what, just go on ignoring me. Grimm: Okay! Sarge: What about that new guy the Tans have? He slapped us like litte childern in the last battle. Luke: Ummm.. was he wereing a green mask? Grimm: I thought we were igoring you? Luke: Well was he? Sarge: yeah why? Luke: HE GONNA KILL ME! HELP!sreams like a little girl * Vader: Did you hear somthing? Celmont: No why? Vader: I dont know.* Samus: at Bespin* What was that?* Boba: Skywalker is here! He stole my Coke! The scum will pay...... Luke: Why all I did was steal his coke! Vikki: Monster! * Attacks him* Luke: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sarge: Yeah! that it! Left hook! Right kick! Grimm: Why are you playing Mortal Kombat? Sarge: Uhhhhhh..... Grimm: You know video games are aginst Army regulations! Sharp: Dude Tans are like takeing over like the plastic mines. Sarge: How many times have I told you not to call ME DUDE! Sharp: Uh I dont knowsweats Sarge: NINEDY NINE MILLION TIMES THATS HOW MUCH! Sharp: Then why did you ask me? Sarge wonders about impaling himself on Grimm's pen but decides its not worth it. Killing Sharp with it is though Sarge: I..am..going..to..my..room..now. ============================================= Well thats it for today! Post please! Thank you for reading! Also please feel free to make any suggsetions on what should happen in this Fic.
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