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Elena Registered: Aug '03	Date Posted: 1/12/06 5:37pm Subject: Toys [ISSR, KotOR era] - Date Edited: 1/13/06 4:29pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Elena
	I’m a sick little puppy – and now everybody is going to know it! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` By the fifty-third day on the Ebon Hawk, the Exile was sick and tired of the company – or rather, the lack of company. The Unknown Regions were not exactly known for scintillating conversation, that was for sure, and it wasn’t for the first time that the Exile cursed Revan for being such a hermit and hiding out in the most boring place imaginable. Fifty-three days of wandering around the Ebon Hawk trying to make repairs and failing miserable. Fifty-three days of attempting to talk to T3-M4 – emphasis on the ‘attempt’. Fifty-three days of controlling HK-47’s homicidal instincts. At this point, the Exile would kill for some decent company… Uh-oh. Speak of the Sith and you see his tattoos... “Supplication: Please, Master, let me destroy the annoying utility droid!” The exile sighs and raises a hand. “Haven’t we gone over this before? No, HK, you can’t destroy T3.” The assassin droid simply ignored her and began listing all the hundred and one reasons to destroy the utility droid. The Exile felt a migraine headache starting at her temples, and she glared at the droid causing it. Sometimes, she’d really like to… Then she thought about what she’d really like to do. She thought about that for a very long time. “Confused Query: Master, why are you looking at me like that?” The Exile just jerked to awareness with a disgusted look on her face, and stomped off to the cockpit, muttering something about how she needed to meet some real people. HK was insulted. After all, he considered himself to be much better than the inferior meatbags Master surrounded herself with. -----signature----- Pretty, practical, and the Ewok's Hand: Redheaded teenaged girls make the best assassins Always willing to do a side-job for Quiet_Mandalorian, though And Kreia...well, Kreia was a woman who tried to be a Jedi, then tried to be a Sith, and failed at both
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SabyneAmberle Registered: Sep '04	Date Posted: 1/12/06 5:58pm Subject: RE: Toys [ISSR, KotOR era]
	Not bad! I like how you show the Exile's progressive annoyance with her lack of company. If there's going to be more to this story, I can't wait to read! -----signature----- What can I say? I did it all for the Wookiees! - Jolee Bindo Guardian of the Old Republic Mistress of the OC Dueling Circle Check out my OC's blog! http://jedisabyne.blogspot.com/ Fic links in my Bio, too many to stick here.
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Thrawn McEwok Title: TFN EU Staff Registered: May '00	Date Posted: 1/12/06 6:46pm Subject: RE: Toys [ISSR, KotOR era]
	Elena: I’m a sick little puppy – and now everybody is going to know it! And you used to be so sweet!! Fifty-three days of wandering around the Ebon Hawk trying to make repairs and failing miserable. Fifty-three days of attempting to talk to T3-M4 – emphasis on the ‘attempt’. Fifty-three days of controlling HK-47’s homicidal instincts. At this point, the Exile would kill for some decent company… Kill, huh? So, could it be that the Exile and HK are rubbing off on each other? “Supplication: Please, Master, let me destroy the annoying utility droid!” The exile sighs and raises a hand. “Haven’t we gone over this before? No, HK, you can’t destroy T3.” Are these the voices of your id and superego? The Exile felt a migraine headache starting at her temples, and she glared at the droid causing it. "She"? I like the way you delayed that to here. Then she thought about what she’d really like to do. She thought about that for a very long time. NOO!! After all, he considered himself to be much better than the inferior meatbags Master surrounded herself with. "Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope... Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds." - HK-47 - The Imperial Ewok -----signature----- A/T = OTP :===8[#]8===: Kyp/Jaina fans: stand up and be counted!
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Xeks321 Registered: Dec '05	Date Posted: 1/12/06 11:42pm Subject: RE: Toys [ISSR, KotOR era]
	Interesting start. I can't wait to see where this is going as well. Xeks -----signature----- Xeks KOTOR Era Fanfiction/ Chronicles of the Jedi: http://boards.theforce.net/Message.aspx?topic=22690999&brd=10475&replies=0 KOTOR Era Fanfiction/ Chronicles of the Sith: http://boards.theforce.net/before_the_saga/b10475/22871366/p1/?2
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WyoJedi Registered: Nov '05	Date Posted: 1/13/06 8:58am Subject: RE: Toys [ISSR, KotOR era]
	Interesting. I like the interaction you have going between HK and the Exile. It will be interesting to see where this goes. Cheers, Wyo -----signature----- Proud Master of PRINCESSCAMBRIA... SVRF Rogue 35 Emergence - http://boards.theforce.net/Message.aspx?topic=24909454&brd=10477&replies=0
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Commander-DWH Title: Shiny Fan Fiction Manager Registered: Nov '03	Date Posted: 1/13/06 1:13pm Subject: RE: Toys [ISSR, KotOR era]
	You know what the biggest problem with this is? It's short. More? Loving the interactions, I'll be keeping an eye on this one. -----signature----- Complements (KOTOR)- http://boards.theforce.net/before_the_saga/b10475/21177927/ Luminosity- http://boards.theforce.net/before_the_saga/b10475/27900517/ Barefoot hippie in the OC revolution Master of the lovely and talented SoA
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Elena Registered: Aug '03	Date Posted: 1/13/06 1:52pm Subject: RE: Toys [ISSR, KotOR era]
	SabynAmberle, Xeks, and WyoJedi: Thanks, all of you, for reading this! As for where it goes... fanfic parody? A launching platform for my favorite conspiracy theories? Character-assassination, in the most literal way? Thrawn McEwok: And you used to be so sweet!! I blame you, and Blended, and everybody else on Dark Paths for turning me into this... Kill, huh? So, could it be that the Exile and HK are rubbing off on each other? Yes, but HK has always been great at convincing others to come around to his point of view... Are these the voices of your id and superego? Why do you think I like HK-47 so much? He's the vicious, cruel person whispering insults in the back of my brain, saying all the things I can't... "She"? I like the way you delayed that to here. grins Just adding to the excitement... NOO!! laughs maniacally "Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope... Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds." - HK-47 The first time I heard it, I just thought, 'ha ha, that HK, funny as always.' The second time, I thought 'wow. That was pretty deep.' Then I though, 'Oh my God, HK just said something deep. Aiii!' Elena -----signature----- Pretty, practical, and the Ewok's Hand: Redheaded teenaged girls make the best assassins Always willing to do a side-job for Quiet_Mandalorian, though And Kreia...well, Kreia was a woman who tried to be a Jedi, then tried to be a Sith, and failed at both
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Elena Registered: Aug '03	Date Posted: 1/13/06 1:56pm Subject: RE: Toys [ISSR, KotOR era]
	Ah…mindless transition! swswswswswswswsw Thankfully for the Exile, they found the Revan the very next day. It wasn’t like it was hard – after all, only Revan would completely rape and pillage a planet while trying to hide from the rest of the galaxy. “I can’t believe it,” the Exile said disgustedly. “This is what that idiot’s been doing over the last four years? Digging holes?” “Perhaps the withered female meatbag was wrong, and Old Master is trying to open a silver mine, not hunt Sith,” HK suggested helpfully. T3 blatted rudely as the Exile looked at the assassin droid disbelievingly. “Was that…sarcasm, HK?” “Condescending statement: Yes, master, what else would it be?” “Oh, shut up. Your stupid protocols are going haywire again; you forgot to state your tone before hand.” The HK droid remains silent, although T3 hoots a victory call half a dozen times. “T3, keep that up and I won’t stop him from slagging you,” the Exile says mildly. The whistling abruptly stops, and the Exile grins. “OK, guys, let’s head out. I want to find Revan as quickly as possible and get off this crummy piece of waste, like, yesterday.” Brimming with renewed confidence that she would indeed find Revan, kick Sith rear, and then get off ‘This Crummy Piece of Waste’, the Exile led the way down the Ebon Hawk’s boarding ramp. Unfortunately, she was confronted by a madwoman on the way down. -----signature----- Pretty, practical, and the Ewok's Hand: Redheaded teenaged girls make the best assassins Always willing to do a side-job for Quiet_Mandalorian, though And Kreia...well, Kreia was a woman who tried to be a Jedi, then tried to be a Sith, and failed at both
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princess_of_naboo Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 1/13/06 2:40pm Subject: RE: Toys [ISSR, KotOR era]
	“Perhaps the withered female meatbag was wrong, and Old Master is trying to open a silver mine, not hunt Sith,” HK suggested helpfully. That's great. -----signature----- Reports from the Corellian Conflict - updated 11/22 http://boards.theforce.net/beyond_the_saga/b10477/24309725 Princess of Naboo's Drabbles - Wk 7: Han; Wk 8: Tenel Ka http://boards.theforce.net/beyond_the_saga/b10477/244319
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SpeldoriontheBlended Registered: Apr '02	Date Posted: 1/13/06 3:17pm Subject: RE: Toys [ISSR, KotOR era]
	The Unknown Regions were not exactly known for scintillating conversation, that was for sure, and it wasn’t for the first time that the Exile cursed Revan for being suck a hermit and hiding out in the most boring place imaginable. Sorry... Uh-oh. Speak of the Sith and you see his tattoos... Fantastic. grins again The assassin droid simply ignored her and began listing all the hundred and one reasons to destroy the utility droid. The Exile felt a migraine headache starting at her temples, and she glared at the droid causing it. Sometimes, she’d really like to… Migranes? You give the EU a sense of gritty realism that even Stover lacks... Then she thought about what she’d really like to do. She thought about that for a very long time. “Confused Query: Master, why are you looking at me like that?” The Exile just jerked to awareness with a disgusted look on her face, and stomped off to the cockpit, muttering something about how she needed to meet some real people. HK was insulted. You didn't... you didn't... You did... Thrawn: Kill, huh? So, could it be that the Exile and HK are rubbing off on each other? "Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope... Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds." - HK-47 'Lena: I blame you, and Blended, and everybody else on Dark Paths for turning me into this... bows, blushes, grins, smirks and sticks tonuge out looks very bizarre indeed The first time I heard it, I just thought, 'ha ha, that HK, funny as always.' The second time, I thought 'wow. That was pretty deep.' Then I though, 'Oh my God, HK just said something deep. Aiii!' You should read Sandman. This is my goal for the next x months. Already. Oh dear oh dear... [/obtuse] Brimming with renewed confidence that she would indeed find Revan, kick Sith rear, and then get off ‘This Crummy Piece of Waste’, the Exile led the way down the Ebon Hawk’s boarding ramp. Unfortunately, she was confronted by a madwoman on the way down. Hmmm... -----signature----- 'I quote too much' - Me Society is always in danger of imminent collapse. That is what sustains it. Beware the power of the elipsis...
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Quiet_Mandalorian Registered: Apr '05	Date Posted: 1/13/06 4:32pm Subject: RE: Toys [ISSR, KotOR era]
	reads title Oh God... -----signature----- Fey'la was right! Bring Asyr Sei'lar to justice!
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Thrawn McEwok Title: TFN EU Staff Registered: May '00	Date Posted: 1/13/06 5:16pm Subject: RE: Toys [ISSR, KotOR era] - Date Edited: 1/13/06 5:18pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Thrawn McEwok
	Elena: I blame you, and Blended, and everybody else on Dark Paths for turning me into this... Is that meant to make me feel guilty? Yes, but HK has always been great at convincing others to come around to his point of view... So he's the Chancellor Palpatine to her Anakin Skywalker? Does this mean she gets turned into a cyborg? Why do you think I like HK-47 so much? He's the vicious, cruel person whispering insults in the back of my brain, saying all the things I can't... Oh, I knew that. I just wanted to see how you replied... *** Ah…mindless transition! Soothing, isn't it? Thankfully for the Exile, they found the Revan the very next day. It wasn’t like it was hard – after all, only Revan would completely rape and pillage a planet while trying to hide from the rest of the galaxy. He has that Jacen/Nihilus vibe, the combination of Force-strength, hormones and megalomania that makes a man want to unite completely with all the life in the Galaxy? “I can’t believe it,” the Exile said disgustedly. “This is what that idiot’s been doing over the last four years? Digging holes?” “Perhaps the withered female meatbag was wrong, and Old Master is trying to open a silver mine, not hunt Sith,” HK suggested helpfully. T3 blatted rudely as the Exile looked at the assassin droid disbelievingly. “Was that…sarcasm, HK?” “Condescending statement: Yes, master, what else would it be?” “Oh, shut up. Your stupid protocols are going haywire again; you forgot to state your tone before hand.” The HK droid remains silent, although T3 hoots a victory call half a dozen times. It's not fair to make a man with a tickly chest read this... I'm coughing too hard to even think critically. But it's beautiful... “OK, guys, let’s head out. I want to find Revan as quickly as possible and get off this crummy piece of waste, like, yesterday.” The Player Character talks with the author's voice? Unfortunately, she was confronted by a madwoman on the way down. Bastila? Or is your Revan female, too? Blended: bows, blushes, grins, smirks and sticks tonuge out looks very bizarre indeed Welcome back!! And Mando has a point: what species are Revan and the Exile in this? - The Imperial Ewok -----signature----- A/T = OTP :===8[#]8===: Kyp/Jaina fans: stand up and be counted!
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Crazydan Registered: Apr '05	Date Posted: 1/13/06 6:05pm Subject: RE: Toys [ISSR, KotOR era]
	Poor Exile. Her being alone with HK? I don't know if that would be fun or torture.
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Elena Registered: Aug '03	Date Posted: 1/15/06 7:20pm Subject: RE: Toys [ISSR, KotOR era]
	princess of naboo: Thanks! Blended: Sorry... No, it's good when people point these mistakes out...better? Fantastic. grins again grins back Migranes? You give the EU a sense of gritty realism that even Stover lacks... Ah, yes, my 'gritty sense of realism'... You didn't... you didn't... You did... nods self-satisfyingly I did. bows, blushes, grins, smirks and sticks tonuge out looks very bizarre indeed takes a picture Mandolorian: reads title Oh God... giggles Wanna aspirin? You're gonna need it if you're going to hang out with me... Thrawn: Is that meant to make me feel guilty? Well, you keep trying to guilt me, I figured I should return the favor. So he's the Chancellor Palpatine to her Anakin Skywalker? Yes! Does this mean she gets turned into a cyborg? Yes - wait, no! Maybe? Oh, I knew that. I just wanted to see how you replied... And what did my reply tell you? Soothing, isn't it? Oh, very. He has that Jacen/Nihilus vibe, the combination of Force-strength, hormones and megalomania that makes a man want to unite completely with all the life in the Galaxy? Well...yes, actually. But that's an argument for the Lit. boards... It's not fair to make a man with a tickly chest read this... I'm coughing too hard to even think critically. But it's beautiful... grins gives ewok some Vicks Vaporub The Player Character talks with the author's voice? It is the Player Character... Bastila? Or is your Revan female, too? No, I decided to go with canon for this one... And Mando has a point: what species are Revan and the Exile in this? Humans, I guess. I always see them as Asian, but that's only because I pick the Asian player-forms... The ISSR isn't between Revan and the Exile, anyway... Crazydan: Well, for this chickie, it's torture. He does have his uses, though. Elena -----signature----- Pretty, practical, and the Ewok's Hand: Redheaded teenaged girls make the best assassins Always willing to do a side-job for Quiet_Mandalorian, though And Kreia...well, Kreia was a woman who tried to be a Jedi, then tried to be a Sith, and failed at both
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Elena Registered: Aug '03	Date Posted: 1/15/06 7:22pm Subject: RE: Toys [ISSR, KotOR era]
	The Sith threat is found, and found wanting. swswswswswswsw Her name was Darth Gidona, the Maimed, and she was a terrible Lord of the Sith. Whole planets had fallen to her wrath, and her power knew no bounds. The shrieks of the dying were as music to her, and- “Yeah, yeah, terrible hallelujah, sea of blood, I got it,” the Exile interrupted. “Force, you guys use the same lines all the time. Can’t you add a little variety into the whole thing?” The madwoman just glared at her emptily from her scarred and ravaged face, her mechanical limbs flexing before her monologue began again. “My name is Darth Gidona…” The Exile just tuned her out and gestured to HK. Midway through “my power knows no bounds”, a clean shot took her head off. “Wow. That was even easier than usual,” the Exile observed. “Agreement: Yes, Master, the killing of the Sith threat was indeed easier than usual, although that might have something to do with my excellent shooting skills. Question: Where is Old Master? I refuse to believe that this pathetic idiot of a Sith threat was what challenged him for four years.” “That’s a good question, HK,” the Exile said absentmindedly as her eyes scanned the horizon. “Yeah, Revan could take this chick like a rancor crunches meat. I’ve no idea why he left her for us.” Shrugging, she turned back to the droid. “Well, I don’t see or feel anybody else on this planet, Sith assassins or otherwise. If Revan doesn’t appear in three hours for pick-up, he can walk his own way home.” The droids were very upset with that, but the restraining bolts she’d had Czerka installed into them cleared that up real quick. swswswswswswswswsw Three hours later… “Well, he’s not here. Time to go!” And with that, the Exile closed up the ramp of the Ebon Hawk, unwittingly leaving a gazillion invisible Sith assassins behind. “So, HK, how do you think the others are doing back home?” the Exile asked as she settled in for the interminable fifty-three day trip back to the Known Region. “Statement: There is an 87% probability that they have killed each other in a surprising example of internecine warfare.” “Wonderful…” And in the smuggling hold of the Ebon Hawk, an ex-Dark Lord of the Sith settled down to wait. -----signature----- Pretty, practical, and the Ewok's Hand: Redheaded teenaged girls make the best assassins Always willing to do a side-job for Quiet_Mandalorian, though And Kreia...well, Kreia was a woman who tried to be a Jedi, then tried to be a Sith, and failed at both
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SabyneAmberle Registered: Sep '04	Date Posted: 1/15/06 11:26pm Subject: RE: Toys [ISSR, KotOR era]
	Haha! Great update! I love the little "Darth Gidona" scene, and how HK ended it. Too funny! -----signature----- What can I say? I did it all for the Wookiees! - Jolee Bindo Guardian of the Old Republic Mistress of the OC Dueling Circle Check out my OC's blog! http://jedisabyne.blogspot.com/ Fic links in my Bio, too many to stick here.
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