Author Topic: Beauty and the Beast [Piggy/Jaina, ISSR]
Thrawn McEwok  13808 posts
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Registered: May '00
43231_Chiss Ewok
Date Posted: 6/13/05 5:17pm Subject: Beauty and the Beast [Piggy/Jaina, ISSR]
"I tell you," Wes Janson sighed. "It'll never work."

From across the table, Wedge Antilles lifted his eyebrows at him, and then softened his expression into a look of conciliatory comfort.

"I'm sorry, old buddy," he said, reaching across the table - carefully, past their beers - to grip Janson's hand in a reassuring gesture. "But you have to face facts. They're getting married."

"I know," Wes sighed. "Is it just me that thinks this is... wrong?"

"Perhaps it's just you that's jealous?" a crisp, mechanically-modulated voice asked, and both pilots glanced up in alarm, to see a Gammorean pilot with his arms folded across his broad chest - and, slinked up beside him, a slim girl in a flightsuit who looked like the young Princess Leia gone wild.

"Uhh," Wes stammered, glancing from her to him and back again. "Colonel, Great One - congratulations on the engagement."

"Thank you," Jaina Solo grinned - and both Wes and Wedge briefly felt as though they could reconquer the Galaxy from the Yuuzhan Vong, if only she asked them to.

Wedge - perhaps understandably - recovered first.

"Do you know what you're getting into, Piggy?" he asked, glancing at the Gammorean.

"Oh yes," he grinned - swapping smiles with Jaina. "We've already explored the compatibility issues."

Across the table, Janson's mouthful of beer exploded in a snort of disbelief, spattering Wedge with amber shrapnel.

"That wasn't... quite what the General meant," he gasped.

"I know," Jaina said, dancing close, and kissing him gently on the forehead. "Wes, you've been a great friend - and I'm sorry if this breaks your heart... but Piggy and me. We're in love."

She slipped back, slipping one slim hand into the Gammorean's massive fist, then beaming up at him, a smile as open, innocent and optimistic as the one that Piggy was shining down at her.

"We'd best get going," Piggy said. "We have, ah, things to do."

"Yeah," Wedge swallowed. "Sure."

"I thought I'd seen everything," Wes muttered, helping himself to another drink. "This is insane."

"Yub yub, Janson," Wedge agreed, with a quiet, friendly smile for his old friend. But his gaze had followed Jaina Solo and Voort saBinring across the deck of the Errant Venture's officer's mess - noting how they moved together with a single rhythm, watching the way people parted instinctively for them, and finally seeing them turn to face each other, half way to the door.

Jaina hugged herself tight against Piggy's belly, and he wrapped her up in his arms, and then, she was pushing up on her tiptoes and he was leaning down to meet her, both of them murmuring wordlessly as they lost themselves in the kiss, and in each other.

"True love," he murmured, shaking his head, then laughing at Janson's slumped, defeated expression. "And who are we mere mortals to stand in its way?"

 

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jagsredlady  1539 posts
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42771_Marasiah Fel
Date Posted: 6/13/05 5:22pm Subject: RE: Beauty and the Beast [Piggy/Jaina, ISSR]
shock laugh laugh

*speechless*

*snorts*

More later! grin

 

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ZekksGoddess  1426 posts
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Date Posted: 6/13/05 5:49pm Subject: RE: Beauty and the Beast [Piggy/Jaina, ISSR]
Oh....my....

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RK_Striker_JK_5  20317 posts
Registered: Jul '03
49046_Tenel Ka (81109)
Date Posted: 6/13/05 6:07pm Subject: RE: Beauty and the Beast [Piggy/Jaina, ISSR]
...

Wasn't sure if I was gonna post, but then I remembered that you shouldn't lurk.

So, here I am.

Jaina and Piggy. That is...what is it?

It's love. And it's pretty sweet. And Wedge is right at the end.

 

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DCWiz00  781 posts
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Date Posted: 6/13/05 6:52pm Subject: RE: Beauty and the Beast [Piggy/Jaina, ISSR]
They truly let the ISSR flood gates open didn't they? wink

Leave it up to the mini wookie to come up with this. tongue

Speechless just isn't enough words... shock

Nothing can stop true love. grin

 

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maryaminx  227 posts
Registered: Mar '05
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Date Posted: 6/13/05 8:17pm Subject: RE: Beauty and the Beast [Piggy/Jaina, ISSR]
shock *shakes head*

You. Only you.

Nicely done.

 

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skywalker64089  798 posts
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Date Posted: 6/13/05 8:23pm Subject: RE: Beauty and the Beast [Piggy/Jaina, ISSR] - Date Edited: 6/13/05 8:26pm (2 edits total) Edited By: skywalker64089
Thrawn, are you sure this isn't just the penultimate prank on Wes? wink

grin

S.

Nevermind. Only from the mind of the demented Ewok. happy

 

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lurker2209  428 posts
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Date Posted: 6/13/05 8:40pm Subject: RE: Beauty and the Beast [Piggy/Jaina, ISSR]
Hm....I find myself intrigued. First of all, none of your usual machninations and confusion are present. Even your Jaina/Lowie piece is accompanied by a prologue that throws in an entirely new literary angle. This on the other hand, seems designed to shock, and push the boundaries of the believable. If that is the case, the fic suceeded admirably, and if there is some deeper meaning, I apologize for missing it!

~Lurker

 

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Jedi_Anais  322 posts
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Date Posted: 6/13/05 8:45pm Subject: RE: Beauty and the Beast [Piggy/Jaina, ISSR]
laugh

Well, love IS blind. grin

 

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FelsGoddess  3841 posts
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Date Posted: 6/13/05 9:33pm Subject: RE: Beauty and the Beast [Piggy/Jaina, ISSR]
The title sparked my curiousity.

laugh

Very amusing.

 

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Wes_Janson  7356 posts
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Date Posted: 6/13/05 10:46pm Subject: RE: Beauty and the Beast [Piggy/Jaina, ISSR]
Melikes, though I still say we need jaina/jabba !

 

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princess_melissa  1600 posts
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Date Posted: 6/14/05 6:15am Subject: RE: Beauty and the Beast [Piggy/Jaina, ISSR]
shock I've never thought of those two together before. oh well good job though.

 

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Healer_Leona  37096 posts
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Date Posted: 6/14/05 6:55am Subject: RE: Beauty and the Beast [Piggy/Jaina, ISSR]
Well, I won't say I can see what in the galaxy Jaina could possibly see in Piggy, but you still write it where it can be almost believed. wink tongue

 

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Thrawn McEwok  13808 posts
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Date Posted: 6/15/05 8:26am Subject: RE: Beauty and the Beast [Piggy/Jaina, ISSR] - Date Edited: 6/15/05 9:01am (1 edits total) Edited By: Thrawn McEwok
Red: shock laugh laugh

*speechless*

*snorts*


pig *Oink!* tongue

More later! grin

grin hugs rose grin

ZG: Oh....my....

shock shock laugh


grin mischief Hah! Thanks for reading! cool

Striker: ...

Wasn't sure if I was gonna post, but then I remembered that you shouldn't lurk.

So, here I am.

Jaina and Piggy. That is...what is it?

It's love. And it's pretty sweet. And Wedge is right at the end.


Yep - right on all counts! cool grin

DCWiz00: They truly let the ISSR flood gates open didn't they? wink

Leave it up to the mini wookie to come up with this. tongue

Speechless just isn't enough words... shock

Nothing can stop true love. grin


Yub yub! Thanks for reading, though...

You may be interes... um, horrified, to know that I'm working on a 'fic with a Jabba/Leia/Wicket triangle... tongue

marya: shock *shakes head*

You. Only you.


grin thinking Um, if I made a "Flying Piggets" joke here, would anyone get it...
Ba-ra-ra-ra
Ba-ra-ra-ra
Ba-ra-ra-rum
Ba-ra-ra-rum


Ba-ra-ra-ra
Ba-ra-ra-ra
Ba-ra-ra-rum
Ba-ra-ra-rum


*blaster-shots*
... or am I just getting old?! shock cry cry tongue

Nicely done.

blush Thanks! grin cool tongue

skywalker64089: Thrawn, are you sure this isn't just the penultimate prank on Wes? wink

grin


laugh No, it's not! grin tongue

But he might worry that it is, so in that sense, it works as well... mischief tongue :D

Hah! cool

Nevermind. Only from the mind of the demented Ewok. happy

cool Thanks! Yub yub! :D

lurker: Hm....I find myself intrigued. First of all, none of your usual machninations and confusion are present. Even your Jaina/Lowie piece is accompanied by a prologue that throws in an entirely new literary angle. This on the other hand, seems designed to shock, and push the boundaries of the believable. If that is the case, the fic suceeded admirably, and if there is some deeper meaning, I apologize for missing it!

It was 1am, I'd had a bit to drink, and I felt like writing Jaina/Piggy? Do I need more reason? tongue

Thanks, though! tongue

Jedi_Anais: Well, love IS blind. :D

Hey! I'll have you know that Piggy is a fine figure of a Gammorean - he's tall, well-built, charming, intelligent, a great dancer, a superb starfighter tactician, and he has eight-inch tusks! tongue

FG: The title sparked my curiousity.

laugh

Very amusing.


:D Thanks! cool

W_J: Melikes, though I still say we need jaina/jabba !

Is that... legal? :p

p_m: shock I've never thought of those two together before. oh well good job though.

Ahh, you're young and innocent - thanks for reading, though! :D

Leona: Well, I won't say I can see what in the galaxy Jaina could possibly see in Piggy, but you still write it where it can be almost believed. wink :p

No? I'm not sure whether that's a compliment or a snark - but either way, thank you! :D

*snarks are very Gammorean* :p pig :D laugh

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SpeldoriontheBlended  2224 posts
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Date Posted: 6/15/05 10:57am Subject: RE: Beauty and the Beast [Piggy/Jaina, ISSR] - Date Edited: 6/15/05 10:57am (1 edits total) Edited By: SpeldoriontheBlended
*does not trust himself to say anthing*

grin mischief grin shock wink cry grin mischief tongue laugh mischief cool pig silly worried grin

 

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StarFighter5  1129 posts
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Date Posted: 6/20/05 1:29pm Subject: RE: Beauty and the Beast [Piggy/Jaina, ISSR]
grin laugh shock tongue

I just don't know what face to use to go along with this fic. Nicely done, McE.

 

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