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Thrawn McEwok Title: TFN EU Staff Registered: May '00	Date Posted: 11/8/06 6:34pm Subject: Wookiee Nookie [ISSR] - Date Edited: 11/8/06 6:57pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Thrawn McEwok
	[Thanks to JadeSolo and the rest of the mods for looking this over and giving me the thumbs-up on it to post... (And especially Healer_Leona, who suggested the title!) The usual disclaimers apply: Star Wars, the GFFA, and probably most of the Void belong to George Lucas; this is an individual critical and artistic response to the Star Wars mythos... And remember: we're all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the Sea of Stars! ] The Council Chamber feels like the very focus of the Force. Sunlight streams through the broad widows, and the vistas of an endless city and a boundless sky are almost too vast to comprehend. Inside the Chamber, a ring of Masters are seated in their chairs, their thoughts serious in the Force – their collective attention settled on the open space defined by the circle of their seats. Jaina Solo steps into the centre, and stops. She settles her weight on her heels, adjusts the rhythm of her breathing, and her eyelids flutter shut, as she organizes herself around the life of the twins in her belly. “Jedi Solo,” Uncle Luke asks, and she blinks her eyes, and looks at him. “One moment,” she replies. She’s always been a fighter, and she doesn’t even need to think to understand her role as defender of the life she’s now guarding. Perhaps everything else has just been a training for this. She straightens her back a little, and breathes out. “Okay,” she nods. “I’m ready now.” She feels a ripple of unease from the assembled Masters. The pregnancy shows clearly on her slight frame, her belly curved out gracefully between the lapels of her Jedi robe. She allows a smile to play across her lips, and gently lulls her babies for a moment. She looks around the room at them – surprised at the clarity with which she can see them. Aunt Mara is unreadable, hiding behind her caution. Corran Horn feels like he’d rather be somewhere else. She offers Kyp Durron an apologetic smile, which he answers by shifting uncomfortably in his seat. Last of all, she settles her gaze on her uncle again. “Master Skywalker?” she asks. He looks back at her: blue eyes that shine like desert skies, a face that seems softer as well as wiser because of the scars, and iron-blond hair still worn in a short military style. He sits lightly in the Grand Master’s throne, with the poise of an X-wing pilot “Jaina,” he says. “Jedi Solo. I take it you don’t deny that you used the Force to help you conceive the twins you’re currently so visibly expecting...?” From his place by the door – beyond the ring of Masters’ chairs – Lowie growls an answer. She grins to hear the music of his voice, but she waves her hand at him, gently batting his concern for her away. “It’s okay, Streak, I can handle this.” As she speaks, she thinks better of it, though. She turns and glances over her shoulder at him. She meets his bright blue eyes, and her smile becomes an echo of his bared fangs. Say hello to daddy, she whispers to her son and daughter. And then, she turns back to face Uncle Luke – they turn, she realises, with a vertiginous moment of awareness. It’s not just her any more – she’s a shawl of light wrapped around the life of her twins, a mother and a Jedi defense-mechanism. “Considering that their father is a Wookiee,” she smiles, “I think it’s fair to say that the Force helped us in this, yes.” She can’t believe that anyone on the Council wasn’t expecting that admission, but the response is still a sort of quiet uproar. She’s amused to observe the effect that ideas can have on Jedi – on the Force. “Knight Solo.” Uncle Luke’s posture has shifted a little. “Did Knight Lowbacca know?” “Did he know we were sexual partners?” she asked. “I’d hope so. Did he know that I was going to get pregnant by him...? No, I didn’t tell him. I didn’t plan ahead much, Uncle Luke.” Lowie’s silence behind her serves to give the weight of honesty to her words. She smiles, bows her head, and lulls the babies for a moment longer – two bright sparkle-shimmers of life inside her. No-one says anything for several heartbeats. Jaina is surprised at how calm she feels. “You’re making this situation very complicated, Jaina,” Cilghal says, eventually. She turns, her boot-heels singing on the marble floor, and looks for a moment at the Mon Calamari Jedi Master. Cilghal’s people admire order, peace, and simple elegance, traits that once made them heroes of the Rebellion, and which now make them a bulwark of the Alliance government. Jaina quirks a Corellian eyebrow, and feels a sudden urge to play. “I know I am,” she smiles. “I’m interested to see what the Order will do about it.” She takes a breath, and turns back to Luke – another bow. “The only formal statement I’ll submit is that I don’t believe that any censure should fall on Lowie for what was entirely my decision – his decision to support me is, I think, a measure of his loyalty and decency. Of course, I’m biased.” “Some might call that an un-Jedi attitude, Jedi Solo.” Aunt Mara’s voice has an edge today. That’s understandable. She’s concerned about all sorts of things – the Order, the media, the government, her niece, her own son. Disappointed, perhaps. “You’ll have seen the statements in the press, I’m sure – respectable experts, even some Jedi Masters, briefing that what you’ve done is borderline Dark Side at best.” She shrugs at that. “You can throw me out of the Order if you want, but I’ve told Lowie that I want to leave, anyway.” She pauses, allowing them to hear his voice, the melodies of support and gentle dissent. “I stand here as a mother, answerable to her children and her lover. I’ve made mistakes, but I don’t think this is the first. We all have life to live. I think, sometimes, we can forget that in this place.” Out of the corner of her eye, she sees Cilghal offering her the Cal equivalent of a frown. Then she bows her head, and waits to hear how the Masters are going to deal with the complicated situation she’s created. “Jaina,” Uncle Luke says. “Perhaps if you and Lowie would withdraw while we deliberate.” “Of course, Masters,” she says – and turns, and walks out of the circle of the Council Chamber for the last time. Even if the Council decides to let her off with a light rap on the knuckles, she isn’t planning on remaining a Jedi. Lowie falls in step beside her, and as the doors slide open in front of them, her fingers touch the hair on the back of his paw. Hand in hand, they step out together, into a wider world. -----signature----- A/T = OTP :===8[#]8===: Kyp/Jaina fans: stand up and be counted!
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Quiet_Mandalorian Registered: Apr '05	Date Posted: 11/8/06 8:39pm Subject: RE: Wookiee Nookie [ISSR]
	Oh God... -----signature----- Fey'la was right! Bring Asyr Sei'lar to justice!
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Gabri_Jade Title: TFN Fan Fiction Archive Editor Registered: Nov '02	Date Posted: 11/8/06 10:10pm Subject: RE: Wookiee Nookie [ISSR]
	Admit it, you just wanted to use that title. Weird stuff, McEwok - which I know is what you like best. A wee bit squicky for my taste - though I do find myself oddly curious about what a human/Wookiee hybrid would look like. - but you wrote it well. I liked the descriptions and characterization of Luke and Mara, I can totally see Jaina messing with the Council like that, and Kyp squirming amuses me. -----signature----- Evil Twin of LadyPadme This concept of "wuv" confuses and infuriates us! - Futurama All I can do is be me. Whoever that is. - Bob Dylan Serendipity (Leia-Mara vig) - http://boards.theforce.net/b/b1/30178069 !!11!1eleventy
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Golden_Jedi Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 11/9/06 7:29am Subject: RE: Wookiee Nookie [ISSR]
	Disturbing... And, hm, the technical details worry mne a little because Jaina is so small build... But I liked her defiance in front of the Council! -----signature----- New Bespin Café - come visit THE place for H/L fans http://boards.theforce.net/fan_fiction_resource/b10304/29538471 Diving (a H/L intertrilogy AU) http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/27836852
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DarthSanctimonious Registered: Sep '06	Date Posted: 11/9/06 7:30am Subject: RE: Wookiee Nookie [ISSR]
	I think you've done the impossible: discovered a Jaina/_____ that hasn't been done yet. So, when does hell freeze over?
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sabarte Registered: Sep '05	Date Posted: 11/9/06 8:37am Subject: RE: Wookiee Nookie [ISSR]
	It's been done. Mostly by him, but it's been done
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Thrawn McEwok Title: TFN EU Staff Registered: May '00	Date Posted: 11/9/06 10:07am Subject: RE: Wookiee Nookie [ISSR]
	Gabri_Jade posted: Admit it, you just wanted to use that title. Actually, I didn't want to alert people to the topic - I wanted to walk them backwards into it; but I realised I needed the ISSR marker, so I took the title... Gabri_Jade posted: Weird stuff, McEwok - which I know is what you like best. A wee bit squicky for my taste - though I do find myself oddly curious about what a human/Wookiee hybrid would look like. - but you wrote it well. I liked the descriptions and characterization of Luke and Mara, I can totally see Jaina messing with the Council like that, and Kyp squirming amuses me. Thank you. And, I have fairly developed concepts of what the kids would look like... Golden_Jedi posted: Disturbing... And, hm, the technical details worry mne a little because Jaina is so small build... But I liked her defiance in front of the Council! Glad you enjoyed it! DarthSanctimonious posted: I think you've done the impossible: discovered a Jaina/_____ that hasn't been done yet. Nahh. This isn't my first Jaina/Lowie... Now, let's see... Jaina/Kyp? Done. Jaina/Zekk? Done. Jaina/Wes? Done. Jaina/Piggy? Done. Inara did Jaina/Kyle. I'm still a Jaina/Jag 'shipper, too... Hmm... Jaina/Karrde? sabarte posted: It's been done. Mostly by him, but it's been done Do you have any comments on the actual 'fic? - The Imperial Ewok -----signature----- A/T = OTP :===8[#]8===: Kyp/Jaina fans: stand up and be counted!
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academygrad88 Registered: Apr '04	Date Posted: 11/9/06 10:37am Subject: RE: Wookiee Nookie [ISSR] - Date Edited: 11/9/06 10:38am (1 edits total) Edited By: academygrad88
	McEwok.... okay, I am not sure what to say about this. Have you considered professional help? LOL! You always find a way to freak me out. Very nice little story, even if I find it somewhat disturbing! Now we have to continue this viggie so we discover that this was not the first time this was done. In fact Leia used the Force to have Chewie's love child, and Jaina is actually the daughter of a wookiee (that is why she is attacted to them) and she had an affair with her COUSIN!!! (Jacen is actually Han's son... hey it is possible for faternal twins to have two different fathers). AG88 -----signature----- I love my Bomb Disposal Expert Winner of more Golden Ewoks™ than you can possibly imagine! Check out the pictures I made: http://ag88.deviantart.com/ ! You will Kriff Luke Skywalker!~ The Real last Command http://swff.bpweb.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=4
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verybusy Registered: Sep '06	Date Posted: 11/9/06 11:30am Subject: RE: Wookiee Nookie [ISSR]
	Nothing to comment..... I just wished I had your imagination. I think it would be great if you could use some of AG88's suggestions for a sequel... cheers, VeryBusy -----signature----- Proud Padawan of VaderLVR64 ~Arts-and-Crafts~ 11/6 - http://boards.theforce.net/beyond_the_saga/b10477/26899638/p1/?0 ~Reality~ 06/25 http://boards.theforce.net/beyond_the_saga/b10477/26989016/p1/?20
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Maggy Registered: Oct '04	Date Posted: 11/9/06 1:01pm Subject: RE: Wookiee Nookie [ISSR]
	“One moment,” she replies. She’s always been a fighter, and she doesn’t even need to think to understand her role as defender of the life she’s now guarding. Perhaps everything else has just been a training for this. the life she’s now guarding? How is it meant? She feels a ripple of unease from the assembled Masters. The pregnancy shows clearly on her slight frame, her belly curved out gracefully between the lapels of her Jedi robe. who is the father? ISSR? Paired up with Ewok? Lowie? “Jaina,” he says. “Jedi Solo. I take it you don’t deny that you used the Force to help you conceive the twins you’re currently so visibly expecting...?” it’s forbidden now? She grins to hear the music of his voice, but she waves her hand at him, gently batting his concern for her away. heh! grins “Considering that their father is a Wookiee,” she smiles, “I think it’s fair to say that the Force helped us in this, yes.” “the will of the force” you can say “Knight Solo.” Uncle Luke’s posture has shifted a little. “Did Knight Lowbacca know?” how should he not know? At times I think this two suns have cooked up a bit of his brain “Did he know we were sexual partners?” she asked. “I’d hope so. Did he know that I was going to get pregnant by him...? No, I didn’t tell him. I didn’t plan ahead much, Uncle Luke.” rofl perfect – would be a bad thing wouldn’t he know that they were sexual partners “You’re making this situation very complicated, Jaina,” Cilghal says, eventually. She turns, her boot-heels singing on the marble floor, and looks for a moment at the Mon Calamari Jedi Master. Cilghal’s people admire order, peace, and simple elegance, traits that once made them heroes of the Rebellion, and which now make them a bulwark of the Alliance government. I rather think the Council makes it complicated What’s so bad? Why not supporting her, the kiddos will have it difficult anyway “Some might call that an un-Jedi attitude, Jedi Solo.” Aunt Mara’s voice has an edge today. I rather think she is following “the will of the Force” like many generation before her. It’s just a shame that they don’t see that – it might be that they are very biased and are bordered in their thinking Don’t want to say with that that Lowie and Jaina are the perfect couple but you know Hand in hand, they step out together, into a wider world. might I say a wise decision? Interesting stuff, Wollknäuel Even Jedi can be narrow minded shrugs maybe even more then others? Anyway stuff to think about ~ Mags ~ -----signature----- The Revenant - http://boards.theforce.net/a/b10477/28313064 - co authored with Jedi Ant "Maggy rawks " - YodaKenbi Proud Recipient of the Golden Elegos™
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Healer_Leona Title: Manager Emeritus Registered: Jul '00	Date Posted: 11/9/06 4:39pm Subject: RE: Wookiee Nookie [ISSR]
	I'd read the title and chuckled at what I thought was coincidence. Got in here and just blushed and laughed. Pffft at the Council for worrying over her actions being darkside. While being concerned of media, the Order, family and the twins themselves, not necessailry in the order, I hardly see a woman wanting children of her lover bieng darkside. Interesting and thought provoking in many ways and very well done. -----signature----- I've been waiting so long to be where I'm going
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MaraJade1225 Registered: Mar '04	Date Posted: 11/9/06 10:09pm Subject: RE: Wookiee Nookie [ISSR]
	ok...so that was a little strange, but funny nonetheless. Good job..i wouldn't have ever thought of that pairing. MaraJ -----signature----- "Some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it. Delicious ambiguity...." - Gilda Radner Check out my story "In Her Shoes" as well as tie in songfic
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LeatherNeck Registered: Mar '06	Date Posted: 11/10/06 6:49am Subject: RE: Wookiee Nookie [ISSR]
	That is horrible, who's going to want to be with the Humna/Wookie hybrid? Especially when such offspring would be sterile. Do they even have the same number of chromosomes? -----signature----- I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me! -Stuart Smalley( Al Franken SNL character, 80s) Franken for Senate!
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Eleventh_Guard Registered: Dec '05	Date Posted: 11/10/06 6:57am Subject: RE: Wookiee Nookie [ISSR]
	A little disturbing (omg I can't believe I actually said that) but I liked it. How big are Wookiee babies? Even half-Wookiee babies? -----signature----- A conversation on Dathomir: Welk: My daughter did that... I am blameless. I'm not even armed. Jacen: And you just let her do whatever she wants? Welk: You're new here, aren't you?
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rebel_cheese Registered: Jul '06	Date Posted: 11/10/06 8:28am Subject: RE: Wookiee Nookie [ISSR]
	Okay, my first thought was "Eew." And my last thought? Still "Eew". Other than all of the instinctive gagging I made I have to say that was well written. Congratulations on making the ultimate crack pairing work, and in a PG format. Do I wish I never read it? Yes. Am I happy I did? Yes. Am I schizo on this? Definitely. -----signature----- Padawan of princess_of_naboo E-married to the amazing padawanlost Member of Charon_Force The Incubus Cries: http://boards.theforce.net/beyond_the_saga/b10477/30141520/p1/?18
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AvenKiel Registered: Oct '03	Date Posted: 11/10/06 12:01pm Subject: RE: Wookiee Nookie [ISSR]
	Holy Crap, what are they going to look like?! I love what you've opeened up here TM!! So many crazy undiscovered possibilities! And this kind of reminds me of my own heritage. Although I'm not half wookie, I am half black and half white, and it's always created extra attention for me and my family. Sometimes good, and sometimes bad. So I can only imagine what this would be like for Jaina and Lowie. Are you going to continue? I'd love to read more! -----signature----- I'm a naughty little Kitty... Meow! Grilled Cheese..... mmmmmmmmm..... http://www.livejournal.com/~jediliz/ I don't know what I'd do if I couldn't dance , sing and hop around all day, I'd probably die. Death from fidgeting!
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