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bobasparxx 
Registered: Nov '03
44317_George Lucas & Mickey Mouse
Date Posted: 2/1/06 3:57pm Subject: Inventions that didn't make it...
Stay Free pads for men! doh!


Add your inventions that almost made it to the assembly line.

 

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COS_Vader 
Registered: Apr '04
6270_Darth Vader
Date Posted: 2/2/06 11:59am Subject: RE: Inventions that didn't make it...
Plumber's crack putty wink

 

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BrotherHalo 
Title: RSA Emeritus and Heckler
Registered: May '03
Date Posted: 2/2/06 12:08pm Subject: RE: Inventions that didn't make it...
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Ulic-Qel-Droma75 
Registered: May '05
13719_StormTrooper Happy
Date Posted: 2/2/06 5:39pm Subject: RE: Inventions that didn't make it...
Bag-O-broken Glass toy for children per SNL

 

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bobasparxx 
Registered: Nov '03
44317_George Lucas & Mickey Mouse
Date Posted: 2/2/06 8:29pm Subject: RE: Inventions that didn't make it...
Remember these from SNL?

Bass-O-Matic
Swill
Donuts
Quary

 

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COS_Vader 
Registered: Apr '04
6270_Darth Vader
Date Posted: 2/3/06 6:51am Subject: RE: Inventions that didn't make it...
Balls of Steel training videos...

 

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bobasparxx 
Registered: Nov '03
44317_George Lucas & Mickey Mouse
Date Posted: 2/3/06 10:20pm Subject: RE: Inventions that didn't make it...
Ralston Purina yogurt... sick

 

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bobasparxx 
Registered: Nov '03
44317_George Lucas & Mickey Mouse
Date Posted: 2/3/06 10:24pm Subject: RE: Inventions that didn't make it...
Reach-One Bristle Tooth Brush.

 

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bobasparxx 
Registered: Nov '03
44317_George Lucas & Mickey Mouse
Date Posted: 2/4/06 9:07am Subject: RE: Inventions that didn't make it...
Black and Decker left handed screwdriver...

 

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Imperial_Birrer 
Title: Former Chapter Rep Southern CO FF
Registered: Jan '03
23693_Clone Commando
Date Posted: 2/4/06 9:38am Subject: RE: Inventions that didn't make it...
I was working on a nose hair trimmer attachment for gas powered weed whackers. We had mixed reults, but now I I have a great tool for frontal lobotamy's

 

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bobasparxx 
Registered: Nov '03
44317_George Lucas & Mickey Mouse
Date Posted: 2/4/06 3:57pm Subject: RE: Inventions that didn't make it...
Ouch...

 

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COS_Vader 
Registered: Apr '04
6270_Darth Vader
Date Posted: 2/6/06 10:44am Subject: RE: Inventions that didn't make it...
Bellybutton lint roller wink

 

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bobasparxx 
Registered: Nov '03
44317_George Lucas & Mickey Mouse
Date Posted: 2/6/06 9:55pm Subject: RE: Inventions that didn't make it...
I'll buy that for a dollar".

 

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COS_Vader 
Registered: Apr '04
6270_Darth Vader
Date Posted: 2/11/06 7:10pm Subject: RE: Inventions that didn't make it...
Speaking of Purina... One of the scary things back in the 80's was real... Ralston Purina was making kids cereals. Yummy! Share a bowl with your cat! wink

I still like Mental Floss as an invention. Or maybe the Spouse Remote - They can press the buttons, but you decide if they can change the channel with your master remote. wink

 

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bobasparxx 
Registered: Nov '03
44317_George Lucas & Mickey Mouse
Date Posted: 2/11/06 7:34pm Subject: RE: Inventions that didn't make it...
Glad-Press n Seel Condoms... shock


I used to work in the Pet Dept. at Walmart years ago. Some other petfood products made by other companies:Heinz makes canned dog/cat food. Makes you wonder what the #57 sauce is? Doans, maker of the famous back pain pills...makes Ol' Roy Dog food! thinking

 

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Wook 
Title: Former Albuquerque FF CR
Registered: Jun '02
42118_Musical Stormtrooper
Date Posted: 2/15/06 12:23pm Subject: RE: Inventions that didn't make it...
COS_Vader posted:
Sp Or maybe the Spouse Remote - They can press the buttons, but you decide if they can change the channel with your master remote. wink



Oh you DID NOT just say that... raised_brow laugh

How about the automatic toilet lid closer for the gents?

 

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