Author Topic: Ric Ole's Imaginary Dialogue In Episode 2
OutlawYoda  1619 posts
Registered: Jun '02
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Date Posted: 1/6/03 3:52pm Subject: RE: Ric Ole's Imaginary Dialogue In Episode 2
"Padmes bareback is showing." shock -while watching the Stolen Kiss scene

"Looks like he won't get a head in life."
"Well, Jangos head is gone now. Mace has won the victory."
"Going.. going and its gone."
"Hey... that was pretty funny."
-watching Mace chop off Jangos head.

"These are romantic scenes, because they are saying things romantic." -commenting on the Fireplace scene.

"George replaced me for this."
-Scene in which C3P0 gets his head chopped off and replaced onto a droids body.

grin

 

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DamonD  14914 posts
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Registered: Nov '02
14548_Luke Skywalker
Date Posted: 1/6/03 4:54pm Subject: RE: Ric Ole's Imaginary Dialogue In Episode 2
"The sun is hot."
"The water is wet."
"I am as dumb as a post."

 

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exar-tull  9145 posts
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Date Posted: 1/6/03 5:05pm Subject: RE: Ric Ole's Imaginary Dialogue In Episode 2
"this thread is making fun of me"

 

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winter_chili  6021 posts
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Date Posted: 1/6/03 5:40pm Subject: RE: Ric Ole's Imaginary Dialogue In Episode 2
*to ob1*

those are asteroids, they are made of rock

 

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E CHU TA!  1468 posts
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Date Posted: 1/6/03 6:19pm Subject: RE: Ric Ole's Imaginary Dialogue In Episode 2 - Date Edited: 1/6/03 6:33pm (2 edits total) Edited By: E CHU TA!
Anakin: "..then we decided to rescue you."

Obi-wan: "Good job!"

Ric: <whispers to Anakin> "I think he's being sarcastic."


C3PO: "This is such a drag." "I'm quite beside myself."

Ric: "Yep - that's exactly what I would have said."


Flo: "Would you like a can of Jawa Juice?"

Obi-Wan: "Oh yes - please."


Ric: "Drink me."

 

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BoxOfficeMan  520 posts
Registered: Dec '02
Date Posted: 1/6/03 6:35pm Subject: RE: Ric Ole's Imaginary Dialogue In Episode 2
I wish there was a Ric Olie commentary track on the DVD!!!

 

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Lord_Hydronium  6297 posts
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Registered: Jun '02
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Date Posted: 1/6/03 7:17pm Subject: RE: Ric Ole's Imaginary Dialogue In Episode 2 - Date Edited: 1/6/03 7:18pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Lord_Hydronium
Start of the Ric Olie commentary track:

"Hi. I'm Ric Olie. This is Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones. It's the second episode of Star Wars. In it some clones attack. I'm not in this one. You can see the text scrolling forward. It's panning up now. That's Coruscant. The entire planet is one big city. Look, there's a ship. That's not Senator Amidala-"

(sound of TV being turned off)

 

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BoxOfficeMan  520 posts
Registered: Dec '02
Date Posted: 1/6/03 7:24pm Subject: RE: Ric Ole's Imaginary Dialogue In Episode 2
And look over there! It's the little droid that did it.

Hmmm looks like there was no danger after all...

The queen is coming down the ramp...

OMG! An explosion now!

Hey that's not Amidala!
Oh wait, there's Amidala!
Corde died.
Amidala is sad.
They are still in danger...

To be continued...

 

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rsterling78  4913 posts
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Date Posted: 1/6/03 7:26pm Subject: RE: Ric Ole's Imaginary Dialogue In Episode 2
Ric Olie: The Jedi have amassed a huge army!

Nute Gunray: I was going to say that!

 

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Takes2ToJango 
Registered: Jan '03
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Date Posted: 1/6/03 9:04pm Subject: RE: Ric Ole's Imaginary Dialogue In Episode 2
"Hey Anakin, your mom's dead!"

 

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Darth_Bog  1394 posts
Registered: Dec '02
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Date Posted: 1/6/03 11:43pm Subject: RE: Ric Ole's Imaginary Dialogue In Episode 2
man, you guys are all jealous...I would have KILLED to play his part and get made fun of by all of you! wink

how about..."It's obvious I wasn't going to be asked by George Lucas to come back for Episode II."

 

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Ree Yees  5058 posts
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Date Posted: 1/6/03 11:48pm Subject: RE: Ric Ole's Imaginary Dialogue In Episode 2
You are right Rebel_Scumb, Ric Ollie should absolutely been seen piloting the starship in the beginning of the film. In this way, at least two TPM characters would be rounded out (chronologically), Maul and Ollie.


As the ship approaches the landing platform in the fog.

RIC OLLIE: "Look over there, Palpatine is not waiting for us."

 

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Darth-Walken  2770 posts
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Date Posted: 1/7/03 4:59am Subject: RE: Ric Ole's Imaginary Dialogue In Episode 2
"Here comes Dorme, Padme's loyal handmaiden. Here she is, getting in to bed with Padme, and asking her if she's alright. Unfortunately, the action is about to cut away to a chase through Coruscant."



 

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Miles Lodson  761 posts
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Date Posted: 1/7/03 6:22am Subject: RE: Ric Ole's Imaginary Dialogue In Episode 2
"RIC OLLIE: "Look over there, Palpatine is not waiting for us." "

LOL!!!!!!!!!

Good one!

 

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homeless_jedi  3645 posts
Registered: Feb '02
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Date Posted: 1/7/03 6:43am Subject: RE: Ric Ole's Imaginary Dialogue In Episode 2
i may be insane..dont get me wrong this is hilarious..but whats so funny about ric ole? i think he was a great member of the naboo security forces.

 

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