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Miles Lodson Registered: Jul '98	Date Posted: 1/7/03 7:01am Subject: RE: Ric Ole's Imaginary Dialogue In Episode 2 - Date Edited: 1/7/03 7:03am (2 edits total) Edited By: Miles Lodson
	For me, it was Ric's line: "Shield generator's been hit!" The way he cocked his head mechanically, and his eyes started to bug out a little. It was straight out of Flash Gordon...and not in a good way. Then the rest of his dialogue is...ahem...a bit superfluous. -----signature----- Proud drinker of Kool-Aid since 1977 "What makes Star Wars so extraordinary is that all the stories, the special effects, the whole concept, comes from the mind of one man : George Lucas." Christopher Lee
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Takes2ToJango Registered: Jan '03	Date Posted: 1/7/03 7:02am Subject: RE: Ric Ole's Imaginary Dialogue In Episode 2
	Ric Olie is mostly funny because he is "captain obvious" throughout the whole movie. Go through and just watch his scenes sometime, he says absolutely nothing that a four-year old monkey couldn't discern from the events on screen. We have such masterpieces as ... "There's the blockade!" Oh really, Ric, you mean the massive conflagaration of ships gathering right in front of our window? "Shield generator's been hit!" Is that why that huge light/buzzer is going off? "Coruscant! The entire planet is one big city!" That may be the best one, since they've clearly been in Coruscant's atmosphere for several minutes. That's the kind of thing you say to pass the time in hyperspace, not when you're 50 feet off the landing deck. It'd be like flying to Earth, getting within range of an airport and saying, "Earth! The water is blue!"
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Darth-Walken Registered: Nov '01	Date Posted: 1/7/03 8:25am Subject: RE: Ric Ole's Imaginary Dialogue In Episode 2
	Ric Olie is one of the all time greats ! He's up there with McCallum, Poof and Ephant Mon. The whole saga is full of humourous characters !
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Ree Yees Registered: Apr '00	Date Posted: 1/8/03 2:25am Subject: RE: Ric Ole's Imaginary Dialogue In Episode 2
	Ric Ollie is the Basil Exposition of the SW saga. -----signature----- Let down by the Special Editions. Tormented by the Prequel Trilogy. Soothed by the LOTR trilogy. Risen, harder and stronger, by A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE
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JohnWilliams00 Registered: Jan '02	Date Posted: 1/8/03 2:39am Subject: RE: Ric Ole's Imaginary Dialogue In Episode 2
	It's not so much what he says, but how he says it -- in that unecessarily excited tone. Imagine Ric at the supermarket: "I need milk! Honey Nut Cheerios too! Which aisle?!!! Quick, we're losing fuel! Do you take American Express here!! The whole supermarket is one big supermarket! Someone spilled this orange juice! I didn't hit it! -----signature----- Best Makeup Winner: Revenge of the Sith keeps fingers crossed
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Ree Yees Registered: Apr '00	Date Posted: 1/9/03 2:44am Subject: RE: Ric Ole's Imaginary Dialogue In Episode 2
	I like this topic, so I'll give it an UP in the hopes that other members can come up with funny stuff. At the same time, I'd like to refer you to another humorous thread similar to this one, Rewrite the OT in light of the PT. -----signature----- Let down by the Special Editions. Tormented by the Prequel Trilogy. Soothed by the LOTR trilogy. Risen, harder and stronger, by A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE
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Punisher Registered: Oct '98	Date Posted: 1/9/03 3:53am Subject: RE: Ric Ole's Imaginary Dialogue In Episode 2
	When Anakin tells Padme that they have to return to Tatooine... Ric: "You can't take our senator there, it's controlled by the Hutts, if they discover her..." (Obviously, Ric isn't above stealing lines from TPM for his own glory.) Enjoy these great observations... "Anakin, You've grown in the last ten years. You look ten years older. So does everyone else, so do I!" (During the entire delivery of this line, his eyes are bugged out.) "Obi-Wan, you just jumped out of the window. You're hanging from a droid! Hang on, Obi-Wan! If you let go, you will fall and you will die! Your remains will then be burned on a pyre and everyone will be sad!" "Deathsticks are drugs, drugs are bad for you. If you sell drugs, you need to rethink your life!" "That wrapped up, lifeless body, Anakin is carrying is his dead mother. She died because the Tusken Raiders tortured her and Anakin killed them all because she died from being tortured by the Tusken Raiders." "That little droid did it... he shut off the spout that poured molten metal! Senator Amidala is safe... NO, now Senator Amidala has been captured" "Tatooine, the entire planet is sand and rock." "Geonosis, the entire planet is rock and sand." And finally, upon seeing the Geonosian factory... "Battle droids, they're building an invasion army. We've got to contact Coruscant and warn Chancellor Palpatine." -----signature----- When the mob killed his family, Frank Castle went to war. Now he fights crime- - and kills criminals- - as the Punisher. And so the body count rises... http://www.thepunisher.com/archives.html http://www.superherohype.com/punisher/
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Darth-Horax Registered: Aug '01	Date Posted: 1/9/03 8:58am Subject: RE: Ric Ole's Imaginary Dialogue In Episode 2
	What happened to Qui-Gon? -----signature----- CREATOR and ORIGINATOR of the Jedi Draft Series Founding High Councilman: SWC Jedi Trials Council Master of Vaapad (Form VII), Form I, and Form III Proud founding member of the Fecal Force Sir Trailer Link-Sarcasm Knights of the YJCC
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Billy_Dee_Binks Registered: Mar '02	Date Posted: 1/9/03 9:59am Subject: RE: Ric Ole's Imaginary Dialogue In Episode 2
	Ric and Obi Wan access the secret droid factory on Geonosis. Ric: Holy cow! A droid factory!!!! The droids heard that and both Obi Wan and Ric got arrested. -----signature----- I like all six Star Wars Episodes equally.
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Darth-Horax Registered: Aug '01	Date Posted: 1/9/03 10:28am Subject: RE: Ric Ole's Imaginary Dialogue In Episode 2
	As Padme appoints Jar Jar as her stand in: Jar Jar's come a long way. or... As Palpatine gives himself absolute emergency powers: Palpatine loves democracy. -----signature----- CREATOR and ORIGINATOR of the Jedi Draft Series Founding High Councilman: SWC Jedi Trials Council Master of Vaapad (Form VII), Form I, and Form III Proud founding member of the Fecal Force Sir Trailer Link-Sarcasm Knights of the YJCC
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Bonnex Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 1/9/03 12:05pm Subject: RE: Ric Ole's Imaginary Dialogue In Episode 2
	That's Anakin in bed, he's having a Bad Dream. Look, he's up.!
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Ree Yees Registered: Apr '00	Date Posted: 1/9/03 12:30pm Subject: RE: Ric Ole's Imaginary Dialogue In Episode 2 - Date Edited: 1/9/03 12:31pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Ree Yees
	LOL! Good one Bonnex! -----signature----- Let down by the Special Editions. Tormented by the Prequel Trilogy. Soothed by the LOTR trilogy. Risen, harder and stronger, by A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE
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Miles Lodson Registered: Jul '98	Date Posted: 1/9/03 12:49pm Subject: RE: Ric Ole's Imaginary Dialogue In Episode 2
	Punisher...you had me in stiches with your post...good one! -----signature----- Proud drinker of Kool-Aid since 1977 "What makes Star Wars so extraordinary is that all the stories, the special effects, the whole concept, comes from the mind of one man : George Lucas." Christopher Lee
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Bonnex Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 1/9/03 2:05pm Subject: RE: Ric Ole's Imaginary Dialogue In Episode 2
	Arena battle scene: R.O.:And look over there, Master Yoda with some Clone-troopers. Anakin: They almost look like Storm-Troopers. R.O.:You catch on pretty quick....
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DamonD Title: Manager Emeritus Registered: Nov '02	Date Posted: 1/11/03 11:37am Subject: RE: Ric Ole's Imaginary Dialogue In Episode 2
	"Someone has bumping this thread! This thread is all about my imaginary dialogue in Episode 2!" -----signature----- I love all 6 Star Wars films. Live with it. Member of FIGS, the Fantastic Ian (McDiarmid) Gushers Society.
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