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Obi-Zahn Kenobi

Registered: Aug '99

Date Posted: 8/18/04 8:18pm Subject: ''If it would've been your mum . . .''

	Current Poll Results:
		59%
	"Wipe them out. All of them." (132 votes)
		19%
	"No women. No children." (44 votes)
		10%
	Left them alone. (23 votes)
		1%
	Killed the women and the children, but spared the men. (3 votes)
		4%
	Killed the men and the women, but spared the children. (9 votes)
		0%
	Killed the children, but spared the men and the women. (2 votes)
		0%
	Killed the women, but spared the men and the children. (1 votes)
		0%
	Committed suicide. (1 votes)
		3%
	Other . . . ? (8 votes)
	Total Votes: 223 (Days Left: 29)

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Obi-Zahn Kenobi

Registered: Aug '99

Date Posted: 8/18/04 8:21pm Subject: RE: ''If it would've been your mum . . .'' - Date Edited: 8/18/04 8:25pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Obi-Zahn Kenobi

Note: "No women. No children." means that you spare the women and the children, but kill the men.

Oh. Please specifiy "other".

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Kerr_Plunk

Registered: Apr '02

Date Posted: 8/18/04 8:32pm Subject: RE: ''If it would've been your mum . . .''

okay, if it were my mum...

no women, unless it was past midnight, but not on sunday, monday, or friday. no children, except those born under a full moon, unless the full moon was in march, june, september, or december - documentation must be provided. men, only if they are unarmed, slightly shorter than myself, missing a finger on their left hand, and have a distaste for boy bands; with the exception of those who renounce all meat-eating and could possibly qualify for employment in Coruscant in the body-guard field.

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royalguard96

Registered: Aug '01

Date Posted: 8/18/04 8:35pm Subject: RE: ''If it would've been your mum . . .''

Fun poll day! Yay!

I chose option 1. None of them would have been left.

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Dark Lady Mara

Title: Manager Emeritus
Registered: Jun '99

Date Posted: 8/19/04 1:35am Subject: RE: ''If it would've been your mum . . .''

Left them alone, 'cause killing people randomly is sort of bad. It's also hard to explain to your girlfriend afterwards.

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That_Wascally_Droid

Registered: Jul '01

Date Posted: 8/19/04 2:02am Subject: RE: ''If it would've been your mum . . .''

*looks around to see if gez is around*
Ah! Good! tongue

I put no women, no children.
Preferably no one at all, but who knows?

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Jort

Registered: Aug '04

Date Posted: 8/19/04 2:09am Subject: RE: ''If it would've been your mum . . .''

All of them. Even other tribes.

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gabe

Title: Administrator Emeritus
Registered: Jul '98

Date Posted: 8/19/04 3:00am Subject: RE: ''If it would've been your mum . . .''

"Kill 'em all, Machine!"

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rhonderoo

Title: Former Head Admin
Registered: Aug '02

Date Posted: 8/19/04 1:48pm Subject: RE: ''If it would've been your mum . . .''

I killed them all!

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neeldawg66

Title: Council Member Philadelphia, PA FF
Registered: Mar '02

Date Posted: 8/21/04 4:43am Subject: RE: ''If it would've been your mum . . .''

Kill every last one of them!

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solojones

Registered: Sep '00

Date Posted: 9/11/04 8:11pm Subject: RE: ''If it would've been your mum . . .''

I went with just killing the children. What can I say, I don't like kids wink

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ThrawnRocks

Registered: Apr '04

Date Posted: 9/11/04 8:20pm Subject: RE: ''If it would've been your mum . . .''

All of them. Then I'd burn their empty huts.

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Obi-Twice-Kenobi

Registered: Nov '03

Date Posted: 9/12/04 3:53am Subject: RE: ''If it would've been your mum . . .'' - - Date Edited: 2/1/06 8:18am (2 edits total) Edited By: DVeditor

1. Cut them apart. Slowly. Every single one of them. And let them see what you're doing.

2. Then throw the pieces into a Bacta tank, and use anabolica and the force (of course) to accelerate the healing process.

3. When these freaks are ready again, repeat steps 1 and 2.

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TheEmperorsProtege

Registered: May '04

Date Posted: 9/12/04 6:28am Subject: RE: ''If it would've been your mum . . .''

I would've made it like in Dogville.....kill the children in front of their parents, then kill the women in front of their men and then leave the men to bleed slowly to death!!!!

-Mel

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Whitey

Registered: Jan '03

Date Posted: 9/13/04 7:05pm Subject: RE: ''If it would've been your mum . . .''

I'd like to say I'd spare the women and children, but in reality I'd go Sith on their arse. wink

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SaeseeJim

Registered: Oct '03

Date Posted: 9/13/04 10:29pm Subject: RE: ''If it would've been your mum . . .''

The way I see it is if he was to leave with his mom the sandpeople might notice and attack him. Then I would kill whoever came at me.

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