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Jedi Apprentice: Whose Line Is It Anyway? (Humor/Parody)Updated 12/17
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Title: Jedi Apprentice: Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Author:LilyJediHobbit
Timeframe:JA
Characters:Obi-Wan, Siri, Qui-Gon, Bruck, Garen
Genre:Humor/Parody
Summary: Based off the hit ABC Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Qui-Gon is the host and Obi-Wan, Siri, Garen and Bruck are the panelists.
AN: I am a huge fan of the show Whose Line Is It Anyway? so I decided to do a JA spin on it. Hope you all like it, please review!
Jedi Apprentice: Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Chapter 1: Let's Make A Date
Announcer: This is Whose Line Is It Anyway?
*Audience applauds.*
The host tonight is the one, the only Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn!!
*Qui-Gon is sitting at a desk in front of the stage, wearing a grin on his face.*
Qui-Gon: Welcome everyone to Whose Line Is It Anyway? The game where everything is made up and the points don’t matter. That’s right they don’t matter, just like Republic credits on Tatooine. Tonight we have a entire Jedi cast starting with my Padawan Obi-Wan (I overanalyze everything.) Kenobi!
*Obi-Wan waves to the crowd and rolls his eyes at Qui-Gon.*
Qui-Gon: Next we have Siri (I can make Obi-Wan cry.) Tachi!
*Siri waved and smiled sweetly to the crowd and laughed at the irritated look on Obi-Wan’s face.*
Qui-Gon: And next is Bruck (I look like Draco from Harry Potter.) Chun!
*Bruck looks annoyed at Qui-Gon.*
Qui-Gon: And finally we have Garen (Starships are pretty.) Muln!
*Bruck waves at the crowd and smiles.*
Qui-Gon: Alright then, lets get started. Ok, for those who haven’t seen the show, what is going to happen is that the performers or Padawans I should say are going to improvise everything that I tell them to. At the end of each game I award points, which really doesn’t mean anything. Well anyways, lets start with the first game Let’s Make A Date. Siri is on a dating show and Obi-Wan, Bruck and Garen are the bachelor contestants. Each have a strange quirk or identity and at the end Siri will have to try to figure it out. When your ready go ahead and start.
*Siri, Obi-Wan, Bruck and Garen grab stools and sit them in a line. The guys look at their envelopes each wearing a different expression on their face.*
Siri: Alright Bachelor #1, I like long moonlight walks along the beach, what do you like?
*A Ewok runs past the audience carrying a sign that says: a bitter bounty who hasn’t been paid.*
Obi-Wan: I like nothing but making sure I get my due, this is business is tough enough without having to worry about people not paying you!
Siri:Um…interesting. Bachelor #2 same question.
*Ewok runs by with a new sign: talks to imaginary friend.*
Bruck: Can Larry come to the beach too? He loves swimming in the water…*Stares off into space.*You can’t swim? What do you mean you can’t swim? You lied...ok I forgive you.
*Siri rolls her eyes.* Ok, moving onto Bachelor #3. What would you buy me on our first date?
*Ewok runs by bearing the last sign: Master Yoda.*
Garen: Buy you nothing I would. No possessions Jedi should have. Know this you do. *Bruck is still muttering, so Garen smacks him with an imaginary stick.* Quiet youngling you must be.
Siri: Alright as if that wasn’t at all obvious…anyways Bachelor #1. What is your favorite pastime?
Obi-Wan: Spending credits, that is when that lazy sod finally gets around to paying me for my hard work!
Siri: Whoa, someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. Bachelor #2, what is your favorite pastime?
Bruck: Larry and I love to play I Spy With My Little Eye!
Siri: O..K, Bachelor #3 same question.
Garen: Meditate I do. Cooking I love.
*BUZZ*
Qui-Gon: So do you know who they are supposed to be Siri?
Siri: Obi-Wan is some bounty hunter.
Qui-Gon: What about him?
Siri: He’s hasn’t been paid?
Qui-Gon: You got it, what about Bruck.
Siri: He’s some little kid who still thinks he has an imaginary friend.
Qui-Gon: Right. And Garen?
Siri: Is so obviously Master Yoda.
Qui-Gon: Good job! A thousand points a piece, not that they matter much. We will be back after the break with more Whose Line Is It Anyway?
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It is a good idea, but I think it has potential to be alot funnier. Make the humour closer to what is expected from the actual show, maybe you could add different characters.
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This was a hoot. 
I love that show Whose Line.
You might want to add on to this with more skits, like Scenes from a Hat (that ought to be funny) or Questions only. Yeah, love that one.
And how about the film noir. That would be great with Obi/Qui.
I'm just saying.
Anyway, I loved it. Great job LilyHobbit
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Loved Garen's Yoda impression.
Nice job,
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LOL!! Love this show and I love this fic already!! More soon! I can't wait to see which games you use!
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I love the nicknames you gave the Padawan League (that's what I call them), especially Bruck he does look like Draco... I hope this will be as good as your other stories!
Update soon,the force knows I don't get enough laughter during the day! 
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-Courtney-:It is a good idea, but I think it has potential to be alot funnier. Make the humour closer to what is expected from the actual show, maybe you could add different characters.
Thanks for your suggestions I will keep it in mind.
Lola64:This was a hoot.
Thank you!
I love that show Whose Line.
Me too!
You might want to add on to this with more skits, like Scenes from a Hat (that ought to be funny) or Questions only. Yeah, love that one.
Don't worry, I'm going to do Questions Only next and Scenes From A Hat sometime too.
And how about the film noir. That would be great with Obi/Qui. I'm just saying.
That's another good idea, lol
Anyway, I loved it. Great job LilyHobbit
Thank you very much! 
KELIA:Loved Garen's Yoda impression. Nice job,
Thank you!!!
Arwen-Jade_Kenobi:LOL!! Love this show and I love this fic already!! More soon! I can't wait to see which games you use!
Thank you very much, I'm also a HUGE Whose Line fan.
Master_Talek:I love the nicknames you gave the Padawan League (that's what I call them), especially Bruck he does look like Draco... I hope this will be as good as your other stories!
Padawan League, LOL that's a good one! Thank you!
Update soon,the force knows I don't get enough laughter during the day!
Me either.
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Title: Jedi Apprentice: Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Author:LilyJediHobbit
Timeframe:JA
Characters:Obi-Wan, Siri, Qui-Gon, Bruck, Garen
Genre:Humor/Parody
Summary: Based off the hit ABC Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Qui-Gon is the host and Obi-Wan, Siri, Garen and Bruck are the panelists.
Jedi Apprentice: Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Chapter 2: Questions Only
Qui-Gon: Welcome back to Whose Line Is It Anyways? Our next game---yes Obi-Wan?
*Looks over to Obi-Wan who had raised his hand.* Obi-Wan: May I be excused from this game?
Qui-Gon: No you may not, remember this is your pre trial trial.
*Obi-Wan nods glumly.*
*Mace Windu who is sitting behind Qui-Gon pokes him in the back.* Pre trial trial?
Qui-Gon: Well it was the only way to get them to agree to do this. *He whispered back before turning back to the front.* Now our next game is Questions Only. In this game we will start with Bruck and Obi-Wan, with Garen and Siri in the wings. If they don’t ask in questions or hesitate I will ring the buzzer.*The setting is Didi’s Diner, you may start when ready.
*Bruck and Obi-Wan face each other glaring.*
Obi-Wan: May I have the special?
Bruck: Can you get it yourself?
Obi-Wan: But aren’t you my waitress?
Bruck: Do you want to die now?
Obi-Wan: Do you want to kill me?
Bruck: Yes!
*BUZZ*
*Bruck steps back and Garen comes forward.*
Garen: Isn’t this place crowded?
Obi-Wan: Aren’t there lots of aliens here?
Garen: Do you think there are?
Obi-Wan: Have you met Didi?
Garen: Do I want to?
Obi-Wan: Will you answer my question?
Garen: Why don’t you tell me?
Obi-Wan: I asked you first
*BUZZ*
*Obi-Wan steps back and Siri walks forward.*
Siri: Have you tried any of this soup?
Garen: Have you?
Siri: Do you know what is in it?
Garen: Do you think the contents are hazardous to our health?
Siri: Do you know who made it?
Garen: Um…
*BUZZ*
*Bruck steps forward as Garen steps back.*
Bruck: Do you come here often?
Siri: Who wants to know?
Bruck: Do you like avoid questions?
Siri: Do you like irritating me?
*BUZZ*
Qui-Gon: Ok, that’s enough, 1000 points a piece…but don’t get excited they don’t mean a thing.
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Now it is getting good, cannot wait for the next chapter!
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He tricked them?!  I thought a jedi is never supposed to lie.  But of course he would deny it and say it is the truth... from a certain point of veiw, I know, I've done it before. 
I hope you update soon!
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I loved it!!! the nicknames were so funny!!!!!!
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WHose LIne Is It Anyway? is one of my fave shows as well. You have done a great job with these. I look forward to seeing more.
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Qui-Gon trickedObi-Wan into participating?
Funny update!
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Good Job. Liked this one. Keep up the good work.
I can see Qui Gon being like this.
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*giggles* That was a great addition!
Any chance we'll get to see "scenes from a hat?" *is hopeful*
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-Courtney-:Now it is getting good, cannot wait for the next chapter!
Thank you, next chapter is coming.
Master_Talek:He tricked them?! I thought a jedi is never supposed to lie. But of course he would deny it and say it is the truth... from a certain point of veiw, I know, I've done it before.
LOL, I just think it seems kinda like something Qui-Gon would do. I always imagine he was such a rebel when he was young that in some ways he is like a big kid as an adult.But that's just my crazy reasoning.
I hope you update soon!
I will!
Terra_Wan_Kenobi:I loved it!!! the nicknames were so funny!!!!!!
Thank you!!
Healer_Leona:WHose LIne Is It Anyway? is one of my fave shows as well. You have done a great job with these. I look forward to seeing more.
Thank you!! I think someone would have to be crazy not to like Whose Line, its just such a fun show.
KELIA:Qui-Gon trickedObi-Wan into participating?
Yeah I know, LOL.
Funny update!
Thank you!!
hyperspace_police:Good Job. Liked this one. Keep up the good work.
I can see Qui Gon being like this.
Thank you very much!
Arwen-Jade_Kenobi:*giggles* That was a great addition!
Thanks!
Any chance we'll get to see "scenes from a hat?" *is hopeful*
Because you asked so nicely, its going to be next! 
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