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Kotor, The survey
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Darthrevan4ever
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May '08
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Date Posted:
5/19 8:01pm
Subject:
RE: Kotor, The survey
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5/20 9:36am (1 edits total)
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Darthrevan4ever
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carth is still getting on my nerves  funny anyway.
one more thing HK  HK HK is the best
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Revan is the best
Anakin solo will return
God bless the U.S.A
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Dar_manda
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Dec '07
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Date Posted:
5/20 8:56am
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RE: Kotor, The survey
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Cool!!
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Padawan to Darth_Gangrenous
Karen Traviss For MANDALORE!!
No I'm not going to kill ya! I need a sprinkle you onion! - The Hitcher
Proud Fan-fic Padawan to BrentusofGath.
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HomeOfTheEwoks
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May '08
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Date Posted:
5/22 5:44pm
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RE: Kotor, The survey
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That was Carth? Very good... Liked it. 
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Alpha_264
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Mar '07
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Date Posted:
5/31 6:06am
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RE: Kotor, The survey
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Well hello again, it me and I got an update. This time is it our all favored killer droid: HK-47!!
Darthrevan4ever: thanks for the reply and well I personally didn't truely ever find myself annoyed by Carth at all, now her you got him HK-47.
Dar_manda: Yes cool, now enjoy hearing HK answer the questions.
HomeOfTheEwoks: Thanks.
From: Statement: HK-47 Advanced protocol and 'facilitator' of communication droid
To: “C-TP6 (insult: rustbucket)”, “N1-K7”, “Yoku Laka (insulting statement: stupid low maintenance able meatbag)”,
Subject: Survey
NAME: answer: HK-47 is my designation.
NICKNAMES: Answer: Ach-kay, killer bot, 
SEX: Dignified answer: I am an assa… erm protocol droid, not some low wit meatbag.
LIVING ARRANGEMENT: answer: corner of Yoku Lakas droid shop. (aside: it is dusty, impossible to get good maintenance and if I was a meatbag, impossible by my calculations, would I say it smells here)
HEIGHT: answer: 1 galactic standard meters and 80 galactic standard centimeters.
EYES: dignified answer: I do not have eye, I have photoreceptors and they are red and intimidating.
HAIR: negatory: I do not have hair.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW: statement: I do not have the time allowed for this, meatbag.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD: answer: I do not have a mouse pad.
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: proud answer: assassin- and war-droids weekly. (annoyed aside: and no I am not an assassin droid)
FAVORITE SMELL: answer: I do not have an ability to 'smell it' as you call it. Statement: although the smell of blood would probably be it, if I am to chose one. That and the smell of war and carnage.
FAVORITE COLOR: dreamy answer: red, blood color. I have found this color very intimidating. 
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: sad answer: to see another meatbag live.... except the master of course, he, he. 
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: happy answer: to see another world be blown into oblivion and all its meatbag killed and tortured.
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: answer: day dream of torturing Yoku Laka, dream of destroying worlds, etc. etc.
FAVORITE MUSIC: happy answer: the sound of meatbags screaming as they are tortured to death, “happy sigh”.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING: statement: I do not wake up, I activate and my first though is,” when will I get sold so I can get away from that stupid meatbag to Yoku Laka?”
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS: highly indignified answer: I am a droid, I can not be motion sick.
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING: answer: as my first master would have said it, I have no way of knowing if this is correct or not, bbbboooooorrrrrrriiiiiiiinnnnnnnggggggg!!!!!! 
PEN OR PENCIL: answer: neither.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE: answer: between one and never, depend on the time, master and assignment.
FAVORITE FOODS: answer: a good, pure energy recharger (statement: I am a droid, ergo I need power to recharge my batteries, at the end of the day)
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: angry answer: how many times must I tell you, I AM A DROID! (aside: sadly I do not know how I got along with my creator, as I do not remember him/her. Aside: although, I think we got along very well, this is only wishful thinking on my part)
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: erm… I do not know, I am a droid and therefore I have had numerous memory wipes over the years. 
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: angry answer: I… AM… A… DROID! I do not need food.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE: scanning memory banks…. Answer: I believe so.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS: statement: I will not answer this one.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE: happy answer: some very dangerous beast to have handy to help kill meatbags. (advertising statement: must have a strong liking of killing and destruction, call the following number to ably to this position HK-47-9326546)
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE: dignified answer: I am a droid and not some fleshy thing that needs to breath)
THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY: afraid answer: scary. It can fry my systems, so you will not see me out in one.
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE: philosophical answer: my master, I wish to know the purpose with my life and what I was created for. (humored statement: well aside from all the carnage I am capable of) 
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: N/A (statement: stupid meatbag questions)
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN: query: what is a zodiac sign, I have not knowledge of this in my data banks. 
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI: answer: as a droid no and if, how ever unlikely, as a meatbag, still no.
GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL: N/A (statement: as a droid, does this question not count for me. Statement: I have never truly understood why meatbags, male and female, go so much up into this “love”)
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE: answer: I am a simple protocol droid and that is what I will always be (aside: I wish for being an assassin droid though)
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE: undignified answer: I am a droid, not a meatbag.
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE: answer: more like what I would want to paint on my plates some where. Aside statement: I wish I could decide between all my millions of ideas I got stored in my data banks.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE: answer: if you can be in love with a weapon, then yes.
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: confused query: what is a wedding and what does it have to do with love. Statement: I always thought that meatbags just took the one they wanted. Sad statement: I am never going to understand meatbags. 
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM: sarcastic answer: sand, sand, sand and when you thought there couldn’t be more, do you spot some more sand. 
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL: query: is this the question that can not be answered with either answers?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE: ???? (Query: what is a Snapple?)
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS: answer: ambidexterious.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS: answer: no, I just use my data probe to type in on the data terminals.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED: answer: I do not have a bed, as I am a droid and can be in “sleep” mode standing.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER: answer: for some reason do the number 3’485’021½” come to mind when I search my data banks. (aside: perhaps the amount of people I have killed….erm… er…)
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR: answer: I do not know.
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR: dreaming answer: something with lots of firepower to aid in destroying all the meatbags.
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: gleeful answer: war.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: answer: you leave me along and that is the only thing good about you.
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: answer: C-TP6, that old rust bucket cant even see what is right in front of him, let alone answer a small meatbag quiz. (happy explanation: I must go now, there are new customers and one of them looks like he is looking for a droid of my caliber)
Yup that was HK, next time will I post T3-M4 the little astromech droid. (HK is not exactly suttle about his love of terminating meatbags is he?) Now give me a review so that I know what you think about this.
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Darthrevan4ever
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Date Posted:
5/31 8:12am
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RE: Kotor, The survey
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Just like HK very good
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Revan is the best
Anakin solo will return
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Alpha_264
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Date Posted:
5/31 9:55am
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Thank you.
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HomeOfTheEwoks
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May '08
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Date Posted:
5/31 2:21pm
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Well done. Like him. And was true to character.
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Alpha_264
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Mar '07
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Date Posted:
6/1 4:04pm
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RE: Kotor, The survey
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Well I tried my best to make him very HK like. Looks like I succeded. Very good to know.
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Ulic_Starwalker
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Jul '06
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Date Posted:
6/4 4:44pm
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RE: Kotor, The survey
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Jolee next, Jolee next! Please!
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katriene
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May '08
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Date Posted:
6/4 7:59pm
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RE: Kotor, The survey
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 Definitely Jolee...and Mission, gotta have Mission as well!
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Alpha_264
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Mar '07
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Date Posted:
6/9 10:30am
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RE: Kotor, The survey
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Both Jolee and Mission are down the road at one point, it will be a while before they show up, so be patient in the meanwhile.
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