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Vexations over Testing - Or Not! (Young Qui-Gon, Young Tahl, Test papers, Humor) [ON HIATUS, SORRY!]
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JediLuminaraUnduli
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Jul '08
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7/16 6:20pm
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Vexations over Testing - Or Not! (Young Qui-Gon, Young Tahl, Test papers, Humor) [ON HIATUS, SORRY!]
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Title: Vexations over testing – or not!
Author: JediLuminaraUnduli
Timeframe: Before JA, around the time Qui Gon was 11.
Summary: Young Qui Gon Jinn has final exams. His answers: should be interesting.
Genre: Humour
Disclaimer: I do not own anything here; Star Wars, Shakespeare or otherwise.
Name: Qui Gon Jinn
Age: 11
Class: Literature
Teacher: Hixie Ri-u
Master: Dooku
Part One: Shakespeare
1. Why did Macbeth murder the king?
Answer: Because the king was just plain stupid, and the stupid kingdom needed a better ruler, that was less um-stupid, of course!
2. Why was Othello so easily deceived by Iago?
Answer: Because he was fool, duh, and so he was tricked!
3. Why did King Lear give up his powers?
Answer: This is a waste of my time. It’s because he didn’t read the fine print on the contract, and because, well, because-because- well how should I know, I can’t understand dimwits.
4. Who was Puck in ‘A Midsummer Night’s Dream’?
Answer: A moron.
Part Two: Comprehension
Story:
"Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Jenny. She loved flowers. One day, she got lost in the woods. She sat down and started to cry. Then, she noticed some flowers on the pathway. She followed them, and the trail soon led back to her cottage home, where her worried mommy was waiting for her."
1. Who is the main character of this story?
Answer: Some kid named Jenny. My comment is that she needs to get a GPS and a map.
2. How do you think she got lost?
Answer: Don’t know, don’t care.
3. Where did the trail lead to?
Answer: Her home. And her worried ‘mommy’.
4. What is your opinion of this story?
Answer: The author who wrote it needs to stop writing for the sake of the galaxy. This story is very lacking in detail, intelligence, and interest. Like the author.
I’m actually scared of reviews now  . Politics/math/socials/science coming up! Who wants some Tahl? 
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Jedi_Perigrine
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Date Posted:
7/16 9:17pm
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RE: Vexations over Testing - Or Not! (Young Qui-Gon, Young Tahl, Test papers, Humor)
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That's a cute little story! I can see Qui-Gon so full of sarcasm at a young age.
Reminds me of liturature classes. Most of the authors were frustrated when we got to ask about specific parts of their story.
Student: "What did the hammer mean, in chapter 3? It seems related to his mistrust of machinery or abandonment issues as a child."
Author: "It's just a FREAKING hammer, nothing special, no hidden meaning. Can't you just *read* the damn thing without analyzing it all?"
Nice job!
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mujapple-juicey
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8/8 5:44pm
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RE: Vexations over Testing - Or Not! (Young Qui-Gon, Young Tahl, Test papers, Humor) [ON HIATUS, SOR
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He sounds like me in kindergarden!
No he doesn't.
Totally in to it!
Hoo hoo hoo, funny.
More!
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Nienna_Narmolanya
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8/9 8:34am
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RE: Vexations over Testing - Or Not! (Young Qui-Gon, Young Tahl, Test papers, Humor) [ON HIATUS, SOR
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 Ah, I remember those literature tests. At least this test doesn't have any of those multiple choice "opinion" questions that you can get wrong, so Qui-Gon has a chance.  Loved his comment about the girl in the story needing a GPS. He sounds exactly like a pre-teen boy responding to literature.
Nicely done. I'd certainly like to read more.
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mujapple-juicey
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8/12 6:30am
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RE: Vexations over Testing - Or Not! (Young Qui-Gon, Young Tahl, Test papers, Humor) [ON HIATUS, SOR
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I AM IN FOR EVERYTHING!
even potty psychology .
Whatever pleases you Lumin!
Is that nickname OK for you?
Puck actually is a moron, you're right.
tapping fish
lit void
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