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Jedi-Tahiri-Veila Registered: Jun '03	Date Posted: 8/14/03 12:58pm Subject: RE: A Day in the Life of a Hero - Han, Luke, Mara - HUMOR - UPDATED 8/14
	Wow! I didn't know you were going to continue this... must have missed the tail end of last post. This was just as hilarious as last times... if not more so. I would tell you the part I liked most, but I can't choose. But I did think the whole "Star Wars Monopoly" was a great idea. Wonderful! -----signature----- As long as you're in a bookstore leisurely drinking a frapuccino, life is good. Vis sit tecum.
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J_M_Bulldog Registered: Apr '03	Date Posted: 8/14/03 1:09pm Subject: RE: A Day in the Life of a Hero - Han, Luke, Mara - HUMOR - UPDATED 8/14
	that was so funny. I it. Han diving for cover, oh too much. More soon, [face_hopeful] -----signature----- BA(bad attitude), aka Thwack, of TKL's Lomin Ale Wraiths I am never down. I am either up or I am getting up, but I am never down. Stop telling God how big your storm is; instead tell the storm how big your God is.
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Eowyn_Jade Registered: Jan '03	Date Posted: 8/15/03 5:16am Subject: RE: A Day in the Life of a Hero - Han, Luke, Mara - HUMOR - UPDATED 8/14
	Thanks so much Aimeer9! yeah, At first I was just gonna do Monopoly, but then I thought I'd add a little twist Well this game of monopoly will be no different GreatOne, I can tell you that [face-wink] Thanks for reviewing! Oh well thanks so much Jedi-Tahiri-Veila! I'm glad you checked back and kept reading! Sorry if I led you astray for a bit! Yes more soon J_M_Bulldog, probably tomorrow Thanks for reviewing! EJ -----signature----- "You guys are like ravenous wolves." -Devin ~ Defying Gravity ~
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Sash Registered: Jan '03	Date Posted: 8/15/03 11:44am Subject: RE: A Day in the Life of a Hero - Han, Luke, Mara - HUMOR - UPDATED 8/14
	Star Wars Monopoly?? Lol This is getting better.. The reason that I took so long to reply is cos I have been recuperating from your death grip hug! Lol and its really nice!!!! I guess I can forgive you for your little slip/.... but I might not be so forgiving next time.... after all I do some of the best UP dances around town... you know with the twists and the twirls.... does a little demonstartion TA DA!!!! Anyways in true up dancer fashion... UP!!!!
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jedishellyskywalker Registered: Oct '02	Date Posted: 8/15/03 12:14pm Subject: RE: A Day in the Life of a Hero - Han, Luke, Mara - HUMOR - UPDATED 8/14
	“Well maybe I’ve never read instructions like that before Jade? I was trying to make sense of it!” LOL! So I'm not the only one who can't follow those pesky instructions!!! Gr8 story! Shelly -----signature----- My fanfics are but a click away! http://boards.theforce.net/user.asp?usr=717534 I Valin, do you? see bio for link Note to Ann: I am NOT a possum, however small I may be!
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Eowyn_Jade Registered: Jan '03	Date Posted: 8/18/03 7:34am Subject: RE: A Day in the Life of a Hero - Han, Luke, Mara - HUMOR - UPDATED 8/14
	Thanks you two ^_^ Sorry it took me so long to get this next part out! <>><<> “But that doesn’t make sense! I was the only one who really went on Dagobah! I should own that!” Mara calmly held her temper as she reacted to her maybe-not-anymore future husband’s statement. “Luke, it isn’t about who has really been to theses places! It’s about who lands on them in the game!” Han was smugly flipping through the bills and change that he had in his hands. After an hour of playing, Luke was down to only a few flimsies and Mara and Han were going in a battle for the win. Luke really couldn’t tell which of their piles was higher. “Free parking again lady’s and gents,” Han shoved the mountain full of credits from the middle of the board onto his side, almost doubling his money. Luke and Mara had obviously missed his turn as they were arguing, again. Luke opted not to say anything else as he noticed his fiancé staring daggers into Han Solo’s grin. Maybe it was about time to shut up. Mara was obviously taking this game quite seriously. He found where the dice had gone and rolled it on to the board. Moving 12 spaces he landed right on top of Coruscant, again. “Pay up Skywalker,” Mara purred in his ear. Her face had considerable lifted when she saw where he had landed. “Ah come on Mar! No one could pay that much! And I just did on my last turn!” Luke had gotten into the habit of landing on everyone else’s space but his own, which wasn’t very hard. Luke only owned the X-Wing Fighter, Mos Eisley and Hoth’s North Ridge. “I would always accept Your X-Wing as payment…?” Luke glance down to his feeble stack of cards. It wasn’t hard to find the X-Wing. Mara had been hounding him the whole game to give up his X-Wing. She owned the Millennium Falcon, the Tie Fighter and the Star Destroyer. If her gave her that card, her victory would practically be complete. But Luke realized that he didn’t have much choice in the matter. He begrudgingly handed the card over to her and through her joyous whoops of delight, he counted up the last of his resources. “30 credits? I wouldn’t last one day on the streets…” Luke hung his head and gave an exasperated sigh. “Cheer up Luke,” Han said smiling. “You still own Mos Eisley and Hoth’s North ridge!” This didn’t give Luke any more hope. He glance towards Mara and saw that she was busy putting more millennium Falcons and Star destroyers on Endor. He winced as he saw the amount of money that he would have to pay if he landed there. “You’re turn Luke,” Mara had finally finished and she smiled sweetly towards Luke. At least it was supposed to be a sweet smile. Unfortunately it looked more like and evil grin to Luke and he grabbed the dice quickly, throwing them forcefully onto the board. “1, 2, 3, 4, 5…” Luke picked up a chance card. “Jail again!?” Luke had already been to jail 5 times since the beginning of the game and he was beginning to be frustrated. “I’ll trade you my ‘Escape from jail for free’ card for Hoth’s North Ridge Luke?” Han dangled the card in front of Luke’s face. Han had had that card all game and had never had to use it. Every time Luke was stuck in jail, Han would give him another offer. But so far, Luke had declined all of them. Thinking about it for a moment, Luke shoved the property card into Han’s hands and received the jail card from Han, only to lose it his next turn when Mara decided to boycott his property and Luke was forced into bankruptcy. Thankfully, Luke saw the rest of the game in silence as he watched Han and Mara jump down each other’s throats in the ultimate game of real estate. By the end of the second hour, it was obvious that Mara was going to win. By the end of the third hour, han was just as pitiful as Luke had been, And by the end of 3 and a half hours, Mara was the Emporess of the Monopoly board. <><>><<><> -----signature----- "You guys are like ravenous wolves." -Devin ~ Defying Gravity ~
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GreatOne Registered: May '03	Date Posted: 8/18/03 7:41am Subject: RE: A Day in the Life of a Hero - Han, Luke, Mara - HUMOR - UPDATED 8/18
	LOL ...ah! the fortunes of Monopoly..... just when you think you are going to win, you land on Boardwalk with a Hotel.
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Aimeer9 Registered: Sep '02	Date Posted: 8/18/03 8:01am Subject: RE: A Day in the Life of a Hero - Han, Luke, Mara - HUMOR - UPDATED 8/18
	Go Mara!!
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Calandria Registered: Jul '03	Date Posted: 8/18/03 8:35am Subject: RE: A Day in the Life of a Hero - Han, Luke, Mara - HUMOR - UPDATED 8/18
	Sorry I missed a post. It's still as hilarious as the first time I read it. What will they play next? Another game of SW monopoly? Or maybe a game of chess? No wait,you need only two people for that. -----signature----- Empress of Coruscant Story Links in Bio
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J_M_Bulldog Registered: Apr '03	Date Posted: 8/18/03 3:34pm Subject: RE: A Day in the Life of a Hero - Han, Luke, Mara - HUMOR - UPDATED 8/18
	That was funny. Go Mara! Hehe, kinda reminds me of when my family plays. -----signature----- BA(bad attitude), aka Thwack, of TKL's Lomin Ale Wraiths I am never down. I am either up or I am getting up, but I am never down. Stop telling God how big your storm is; instead tell the storm how big your God is.
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Eowyn_Jade Registered: Jan '03	Date Posted: 8/18/03 4:27pm Subject: RE: A Day in the Life of a Hero - Han, Luke, Mara - HUMOR - UPDATED 8/18
	I think all Monopoly games end up like that JMB glad you enjoyed! And thanks for the review! EJ -----signature----- "You guys are like ravenous wolves." -Devin ~ Defying Gravity ~
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Mirax-Jade Registered: Mar '03	Date Posted: 8/18/03 4:50pm Subject: RE: A Day in the Life of a Hero - Han, Luke, Mara - HUMOR - UPDATED 8/18
	hehe I like this story!! UP! -----signature----- www.livejournal.com/users/wild_n_kayzie be still my heart, this could be a brand new start, with you www.milliways-bar.livejournal.com
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KataiJade Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 8/19/03 11:38am Subject: RE: A Day in the Life of a Hero - Han, Luke, Mara - HUMOR - UPDATED 8/18
	This is funny -----signature----- Racing:Not just a sport, but a way of living. My car of choice-69 Charger. Road constructions signs suck! Don't drive faster than your gaurdian angel can fly.
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Eowyn_Jade Registered: Jan '03	Date Posted: 8/21/03 6:46am Subject: RE: A Day in the Life of a Hero - Han, Luke, Mara - HUMOR - UPDATED 8/18
	Thanks you two! Glad you're enjoying it! More soon! UP! EJ -----signature----- "You guys are like ravenous wolves." -Devin ~ Defying Gravity ~
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Sash Registered: Jan '03	Date Posted: 8/21/03 7:09am Subject: RE: A Day in the Life of a Hero - Han, Luke, Mara - HUMOR - UPDATED 8/18
	I can sooooo feel poor lukes pain... I bearly always get whacked at that darned board game
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