Author Topic: mIRC isn't just for the living (post-NJO, chat log) -- 20th Feb -- oh noes, you're KIDDING me...
djcati  2045 posts
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Date Posted: 12/15/04 4:19pm Subject: mIRC isn't just for the living (post-NJO, chat log) -- 20th Feb -- oh noes, you're KIDDING me... - Date Edited: 2/20/05 7:33am (3 edits total) Edited By: djcati
It's the two thousandth topic in this forum! >D

I was told I ought to post this here, and so I shall. *waves at Dana*

Title: #GFFA chat (a.k.a., 'mIRC isn't just for the living')
Author: djcati
Fandom: SW post-NJO
Characters: quite a few
Rating: PG
Notes: It's a chat log. And there's a sequel, too. shock I wrote this back in May (along with the first half of the sequel). . .forgot about it and found it today. Hmm.

Here goes:


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Session Start: Tue Mar 04 17:16:33 30AY
Session Ident: #gffa
* Now talking in #gffa
* Topic is 'Official GFFA chatroom on the Holonet! | War's over! Now where are those drinks?'
* Set by hero_boy!~heroboy@solo5.holonet.net on Mon Mar 03 21:31:45
* Rogue_Jedi (roguejedi@durron1.holonet.net) has joined #gffa
<Rogue_Jedi> Hero Boy?
<hero_boy> yo
<Rogue_Jedi> ... who the hell are you?
* hero_boy points to name
<hero_boy> duh
<Rogue_Jedi> o...kaaay...
* Trickster (trickster@solo3.holonet.net) has joined #gffa
<Trickster> Hey there, Kyp
<Trickster> Who's Hero Boy?
<hero_boy> -_-;
<Trickster> Whatever. Where's everyone else?
<Rogue_Jedi> everyone else?
<Trickster> ..You DID tell them to come here, right?
<Rogue_Jedi> Sure, sure, I didn't forget just so we could have the room to ourselves
<hero_boy> failed there anyway, rogue
<Rogue_Jedi> shuddit
* Hero_Boy_2 (heroboy2@solo4.holonet.net) has joined #gffa
<hero_boy> this could get confusing
<Trickster> What's with the name, Jace?
<Hero_Boy_2> Well, y'know... I was only second choice for Hero Boy
<Trickster> Second? Who was first?
* hero_boy raises an arm
<hero_boy> but then they killed me. *sigh*
<Hero_Boy_2> *shrug*
* Flyboy (flyboy@fel5.holonet.net) has joined #gffa
<Rogue_Jedi> Stang it!
<Flyboy> Good to see you too, Kyp
<Trickster> Hey Jag
<hero_boy> who's jag?
* Flyboy points to self
<hero_boy> i might be dead but i'm not stupid
<hero_boy> whatever. nice to meet you, jag
<Flyboy> You too... whoever you are
<hero_boy> is it really that hard to work it out?
<Hero_Boy_2> ... Anakin?
<hero_boy> and what do we have for our winner today? a wonderful piece of nothing, some thin nothing, or maybe even absolutely nothing at all!
<Trickster> Anakin?!
<Rogue_Jedi> Anakin SOLO?!
<hero_boy> starting to get repetitive, it's not very fetching
<hero_boy> and what other anakin would it be?
* Racer_Boy (racerboy@skywalker1.holonet.net) has joined #gffa
<Racer_Boy> Hi
<hero_boy> ... forget I said anything
<Trickster> You have GOT to be kidding me
<Racer_Boy> I'm kidding you?
<Trickster> wait, Sekot, right?
<Racer_Boy> got it in one
<hero_boy> ah...
<Hero_Boy_2> Hi, Sekot
<Racer_Boy> whoa. Heroes all over the place
<Rogue_Jedi> That's the problem with this galaxy, we all seem to be heroes
<Rogue_Jedi> grin
<Trickster> you're so full of yourself
<Rogue_Jedi> And you love me for it
<Rogue_Jedi> Go on, admit it
<Trickster> NO
<Rogue_Jedi> No, you don't love me? Or no, you won't admit it?
<Flyboy> Do I get a say in this?
<Rogue_Jedi> Please don't tell me YOU love me, I don't think I can cope this early in the evening
<Hero_Boy_2> But you can cope at any other time of day?
<Rogue_Jedi> What is this, everyone-be-pernickety day?
<Hero_Boy_2> You started it
<Rogue_Jedi> And I'll finish it, too
<Trickster> Children, stop fighting
<Rogue_Jedi> OK, mommy
<Trickster> -_-
<Rogue_Jedi> grin
<Rogue_Jedi> Why is there no 'smirk' emoticon?
<Flyboy> you're the only one who'd use it
<Flyboy> contrary to popular belief, the Holonet does NOT revolve around you
<Hero_Boy_2> You'd think otherwise, number of reports featuring him
<Rogue_Jedi> It's cause I'm so much hotter than you, Jacen. More camera-friendly
<Rogue_Jedi> Right, Goddess?
<Trickster> I am NOT going to answer that
<Rogue_Jedi> Does that mean you agree?
<hero_boy> see, another reason i should be hero boy
<hero_boy> i'm hotter than both kyp and jacen
<Rogue_Jedi> not dead, you're not
<hero_boy> hey, even dead, i have more fangirls than you
<Trickster> He's right, Kyp
<Rogue_Jedi> This is shocking
<Rogue_Jedi> Everyone's ganging up on me
* Rogue_Jedi starts looking for someone else to join the room who won't insult him
* Wannabe_Hero (wannabehero@horn1.holonet.net) has joined #gffa
<Rogue_Jedi> Brilliant. Just brilliant.
<Wannabe_Hero> my thoughts exactly
<Wannabe_Hero> actually, I can't stay long
<Rogue_Jedi> Why, off to pretend to save another planet, just using it as an excuse for screen time?
<Wannabe_Hero> I find that remark rather insulting
<Rogue_Jedi> GOOD
<Wannabe_Hero> If you must know...
<Rogue_Jedi> no, not really
<Wannabe_Hero> ... I'm...
<hero_boy> kyp's right, we don't actually care that much
<Wannabe_Hero> fine. I won't tell you.
<Trickster> Thank the Force for that
<Wannabe_Hero> This hurts, it really does.
<Rogue_Jedi> That's the intention
* Wannabe_Hero was kicked by Hero_Boy (rar)
<Rogue_Jedi> YES
* Rogue_Jedi glomps Anakin
<hero_boy> o_O;
<hero_boy> glomping's bad enough when girls do it
* Wannabe_Hero (wannabehero@horn1.holonet.net) has joined #gffa
<Wannabe_Hero> what was that for?
<hero_boy> thought you said you were leaving
<hero_boy> just helping you along
<Wannabe_Hero> I thought you liked me!
<hero_boy> *shrug*
<Wannabe_Hero> Fine, I really AM leaving now
* Wannabe_Hero (wannabehero@horn1.holonet.net) Quit (Quit: I rule)
<Rogue_Jedi> YES
<Trickster> Don't know what you're so happy about
<Trickster> Everyone else in here was insulting you, remember?
<Rogue_Jedi> yeah, but at least none of you hate me
<Hero_Boy_2> Wouldn't count on it
<Flyboy> ... no comment
<Rogue_Jedi> OK, well at least I don't hate any of you
<Rogue_Jedi> and of course, the Goddess is still here
<Rogue_Jedi> so it's impossible not to be happy
<Flyboy> watch it
<Rogue_Jedi> watch the Goddess? gladly
<Trickster> -_-;
<Rogue_Jedi> grin
<Trickster> I'm not a goddess
<Rogue_Jedi> do you REALLY want me to reply to that?
<Flyboy> no, we don't
<Racer_Boy> are you guys always this idiotic?
<Rogue_Jedi> usually
<Trickster> but it's mostly Kyp
<Rogue_Jedi> Hey!
<Rogue_Jedi> but I'm idiotic in a cute way, right?
<Trickster> If I say yes to you at some point, will it give you enough of a high that you'll stop bothering me about it?
<Rogue_Jedi> quite possibly
<Flyboy> don't do it, Jaina
<Flyboy> his ego's big enough already
<Hero_Boy_2> I second that
<hero_boy> this is quite amusing, actually
<hero_boy> i didn't know there was such tension between you two
<Trickster> tension?
<hero_boy> yeah. reminds me of the stories about mom and dad in the rebellion
<Trickster> ... I don't think I like that comparison
<Flyboy> Me either
<Rogue_Jedi> I do. Now that you mention it, it's EXACTLY the same
<Rogue_Jedi> And Allston tried to pass us off as friends?!
<Racer_Boy> Actually, he was good with the tension. It was Luceno who slotted in the friendship definition at the end there
<Rogue_Jedi> *sigh*
<Trickster> what's wrong with friendship?
<Rogue_Jedi> Nothing
* Flyboy glares at Kyp
<Flyboy> careful, Durron
<Trickster> you're a little possessive there, Jag
<Trickster> I'd hate to see what you'd do if I, oh, let's see...
* Trickster hugs Kyp
<Rogue_Jedi> grin
<Flyboy> a hug's nothing
<Trickster> good.
<Rogue_Jedi> ... nothing? But I LIKE hugs
* Rogue_Jedi quickly adds "from Jaina" to the end of that sentence
* Hero_Boy_2 stops typing insulting joke
<Trickster> But that's not it. What exactly would you do, Jag, if I did this?
* Trickster leans up and kisses Kyp on the cheek
* Rogue_Jedi faints
<Flyboy> *twitch* well that's... I mean, OK, friends... *twitch*
<Trickster> -_- Jag, we're not even together anymore, stop it
* Rogue_Jedi wakes up
<Rogue_Jedi> You're NOT?!
<Rogue_Jedi> And here was me being restrained because I thought you were
<Hero_Boy_2> That was you restrained?!
<Rogue_Jedi> Well, yeah. You don't want to see me free to do what I want
<Rogue_Jedi> After all, you ARE her brother
* Hero_Boy_2 pales
<hero_boy> ... a little too much information, kyp
<Trickster> FAR too much information
<Trickster> and no, you're NOT free to do what you want, Kyp
<Rogue_Jedi> so you don't want to know what I'd do to you, then?
<Hero_Boy_2> For Force's sake, Durron, you were her BABYSITTER
* Rogue_Jedi waves hand vaguely
<Rogue_Jedi> that was years ago
<Rogue_Jedi> In case you haven't noticed, cause I certainly have, she's not a child anymore
<Trickster> STOP IT
<hero_boy> no courting in my chatroom
<Flyboy> or in my presence
<Hero_Boy_2> you are SO lucky Dad isn't here, Kyp
* Scoundrel (scoundrel@solo1.holonet.net) has joined #gffa
<Rogue_Jedi> thanks for that, Jacen
<Rogue_Jedi> ULTIMATE JINXER
<Scoundrel> what's up with you, kid?
<Rogue_Jedi> Absolutely nothing at all
<hero_boy> he's got girl troubles
<Scoundrel> Kyp? Girl troubles? Really?
<Rogue_Jedi> Unfortunately, yes
* Flyboy sniggers
* Rogue_Jedi shoots Jag
<hero_boy> no shooting in my chatroom
<Rogue_Jedi> spoilsport
<Scoundrel> Who's the lucky girl?
<Rogue_Jedi> That's the problem, she doesn't think she's lucky
<Trickster> well...
* Hero_Boy_2 stares at Jaina
* Hero_Boy stares at Jaina
* Flyboy stares at Jaina
* Rogue_Jedi stares at Jaina
* Scoundrel decides to join in and stare at Jaina
* Racer_Boy smiles knowingly
<Scoundrel> Why are we staring at Jaina?
<Rogue_Jedi> ... she just shocked us, that's all
<Scoundrel> Right. *shrug*
<Scoundrel> Anyway, who's the girl?
* Trickster shuffles backwards slowly
<Scoundrel> ... wait a second...
<Scoundrel> ...no. just.... no.
<Hero_Boy_2> at least YOU agree with me
<Scoundrel> ... although.
* Rogue_Jedi stares at Han
<Rogue_Jedi> although what?
<Scoundrel> could be fun
<Flyboy> fun?! FUN?!
<Rogue_Jedi> ah, so he's not made of cardboard after all
<Rogue_Jedi> But yeah - fun?!
<Scoundrel> Sure. You know how much Leia'll enjoy planning the wedding.
<Trickster> WEDDING?!
* Rogue_Jedi echoes Jaina's sentiments
<hero_boy> i never thought it'd be jaina getting married first...
<Trickster> I'm NOT getting married
<Trickster> And I'm definitely NOT getting married to KYP
* Rogue_Jedi crashes and burns
<hero_boy> i thought jacen and tenel ka were a sure bet...
<Hero_Boy_2> What?!
<hero_boy> i mean, having a brother be consort to the queen mother of hapes would be weird, but pretty cool
<Hero_Boy_2> cool?!
<Hero_Boy_2> I'm NOT marrying Tenel Ka
<Racer_Boy> yeah, he's marrying Danni
<Hero_Boy_2> ... NO I'M NOT
<Racer_Boy> you know she likes you, right?
<Racer_Boy> and I know you like her
<Hero_Boy_2> great, this is great
<Hero_Boy_2> My brother, I can understand, but a planet trying to set me up?
<Hero_Boy_2> Am I really that bad at love?
<Trickster> yes
<hero_boy> yep
<Scoundrel> I'm gonna have to say... yes
<Rogue_Jedi> I wouldn't know, but I'm gonna say yes too
<Racer_Boy> from what I've observed... yeah
<Hero_Boy_2> -_-;
<Hero_Boy_2> Jag?
<Flyboy> I'll go with yes as well
* Hero_Boy_2 crawls into a corner and dies
<hero_boy> which was meant to happen all along, people
* Hero_Boy sits and mutters about george lucas
* Hero_Boy quickly puts up a disclaimer
<Scoundrel> Leia's going to have a field day
<Scoundrel> not only Kyp and Jaina's wedding to plan, but a royal wedding too?
<Scoundrel> I can't wait to tell her
<Trickster> I'M NOT GETTING MARRIED
<Trickster> how many times do I have to say it?
<Rogue_Jedi> just enough for me to die of a broken heart
<Trickster> how long will that take?
* Rogue_Jedi is grateful to Jaina for caring deeply about him
<Flyboy> what about me, Jaina?!
<Flyboy> you're just going to let me go, and go off and marry HIM?!
* Rogue_Jedi watches as Jag crashes and burns in the same spot he did
<Trickster> well, yeah, I told you that we weren't working out
* Trickster re-reads the above sentence
<Trickster> BUT I'M NOT MARRYING KYP
<Scoundrel> I think someone's in denial...
<Trickster> No, I'm not
<Racer_Boy> I think you two make a cute couple
<Rogue_Jedi> see? we literally have a whole planet agreeing here
<Scoundrel> I don't think we can invite you to the wedding though, Sekot
<Racer_Boy> you should hold it on Zonama
<Racer_Boy> the Ferroans have some great wedding rituals and parties
<Racer_Boy> and then we can get Jacen and Danni together at the same time
<Hero_Boy_2> NO
<Trickster> yeah...
<Trickster> wait, NO!
<Trickster> not at the wedding, cause it won't exist!
<Rogue_Jedi> Why do you keep fighting this, Jaina? Look, we have your parents agreeing already, and even a planet
<Rogue_Jedi> can't argue with a planet
<Racer_Boy> too right
<Racer_Boy> no arguing
* Racer_Boy goes off to start planning with the Ferroans and Harrar
* Racer_Boy (racerboy@skywalker1.holonet.net) Quit (Quit: Sekotan weddings are the BEST)
* Trickster crawls into Jacen's corner and dies with him
<Rogue_Jedi> aw, but I don't want to marry a ghost
<Rogue_Jedi> wouldn't be half as fun
<hero_boy> ghosts have no desire to marry living people, either
<hero_boy> at least, not until they die too
<Rogue_Jedi> ghosts can get married?
<hero_boy> hell, if i can make a chat on the holonet, i think i can get married
<Rogue_Jedi> that logic doesn't make a whole lot of sense
<Scoundrel> and don't swear
<Scoundrel> unless you use one of the curses I taught you
<hero_boy> *sigh* yes, dad
* Hero_Boy replaces 'hell' with a string of corellian curses
<Scoundrel> better
* Wedding_Planner (weddingplanner@solo2.holonet.net) has joined #gffa
<Wedding_Planner> Han told me there was a wedding to plan
* Wedding_Planner sees the list of users
<Wedding_Planner> So finally Jaina and Jag are getting married!
* Flyboy starts muttering
<Scoundrel> not exactly, Leia
* Rogue_Jedi grins
* Trickster kicks Kyp
<Wedding_Planner> uh oh
<Wedding_Planner> Jaina and KYP?!
<Rogue_Jedi> yup
<Trickster> NO
<Scoundrel> yeah
<Wedding_Planner> well, a wedding's a wedding
* Trickster crawls into the corner and dies again
* Wedding_Planner starts writing a list of guests
* Trickster looks at it suspiciously
<Trickster> the fact that I'm not going to marry Kyp makes this irrelevant, but exactly HOW many people are you planning to invite?
<Wedding_Planner> I figure a few hundred might be enough
<Wedding_Planner> we don't want anything too big now
* Rogue_Jedi faints
<Trickster> a few HUNDRED?!
<Trickster> NO
<Trickster> just the family. Including Tahiri, of course
<Rogue_Jedi> so that means you agree now?
<Trickster> argh. NO
<Wedding_Planner> don't be ridiculous, you can't have a wedding with only a few guests
<Scoundrel> actually, Leia, they're going to have the wedding on Zonama Sekot
<Scoundrel> so we can't invite many people anyway
<Wedding_Planner> on Sekot? but.. but.. the plans!
<Trickster> Mom, you've known about this for a whole twenty minutes
<Trickster> what plans could you possibly have made in that time?
* Hero_Boy_2 runs over to Mom's desk and looks at the papers
<Hero_Boy_2> o_o You'd be surprised, Jaina
<Trickster> -_- argh!
<Rogue_Jedi> Sekot sounds like a good idea, actually
<Rogue_Jedi> we just want a small Jedi wedding anyway, right?
<Trickster> no no no no NO!
<Flyboy> so that's what this is about
<Flyboy> Jedi
<Rogue_Jedi> Yep. Can't have Jaina marrying a little Imperial flyboy, when she could have a Jedi
<Rogue_Jedi> and what a Jedi. ;D
* Trickster shoots Kyp
<Rogue_Jedi> well THAT'S an anti-climax
<Rogue_Jedi> what about the killer lightsabre fight we should be having?
<Rogue_Jedi> there's no WAY I'm going to go out to a blaster
<Scoundrel> watch it or I'LL shoot you
* Rogue_Jedi is very scared now
<Hero_Boy_2> you should be, cause I'll blast you too
<Rogue_Jedi> why do Solos always go for the blaster first?
<Rogue_Jedi> except from Han, you all have lightsabres
<Trickster> blasters are quicker
<Rogue_Jedi> sabres are cooler
<Trickster> blasters are easier
<Rogue_Jedi> sabres are more elegant
<Wedding_Planner> wow, they fight almost as much as us during the Rebellion, Han
<hero_boy> i said that, too
<Trickster> we do NOT
<Rogue_Jedi> yeah, we do
<Trickster> not
<Rogue_Jedi> do
<Wedding_Planner> children, please. How are we going to plan the wedding if you don't stop fighting?
<Trickster> that's the idea
<Rogue_Jedi> wait, I know how to shut you up
* Rogue_Jedi runs into the Solos' apartment and kisses Jaina
* Hero_Boy_2 glances into Jaina's room
* Hero_Boy_2 pales and leaves again
<Wedding_Planner> well, that worked
<Scoundrel> it's a pretty good strategy, actually
<Flyboy> Jaina!
* Flyboy starts crying
* Flyboy was kicked by Hero_Boy (luuuser)
<hero_boy> no crybabies
<Hero_Boy_2> Kyp's still in her room
<Wedding_Planner> Exactly WHAT strategy is he employing here?
* Scoundrel picks up his blaster and goes to find out
<Wedding_Planner> now THAT wasn't a good noise
<Hero_Boy_2> the blaster shot was a little ominous
* Rogue_Jedi runs back into own apartment
<Rogue_Jedi> grin it worked
<Wedding_Planner> Do I want to know what you were doing?
<Rogue_Jedi> oh, not THAT... but we were rather... busy, when Han came in
* Scoundrel glares at Kyp
<Trickster> y'know, I think I'm going to stop arguing now
<Rogue_Jedi> see? it worked!
<Rogue_Jedi> I really am irresistable
<Trickster> careful, Durron, or I'll take you up on that sabre fight
<Rogue_Jedi> is that a promise?
* Trickster glares at Kyp
<Rogue_Jedi> it's hard to glare when you've just enjoyed the best kiss of your life
<Hero_Boy_2> stop... please...
<Trickster> How would you know if it was?
<Rogue_Jedi> I can hardly imagine Jag kissing you like that
<Hero_Boy_2> I'm serious, please, stop now
<hero_boy> i'm going to have to go with jacen on this one
<Scoundrel> same here
<Wedding_Planner> some fights shouldn't happen in public
<Trickster> we'll continue this in private later, Durron
<Rogue_Jedi> is that a promise too?
* Trickster kicks Kyp
<Rogue_Jedi> ooh, Goddess, don't hurt me
<Trickster> I'll hurt you worse if you don't shut up
<Rogue_Jedi> stop making so many promises unless you plan to keep them
<Trickster> You have NO idea
<Rogue_Jedi> Oh, I have a pretty good idea
* Rogue_Jedi gets lost in daydreams
<hero_boy> now that's not pretty
<Hero_Boy_2> I have this sudden urge to kill Kyp
<Hero_Boy_2> is that normal?
<Trickster> don't worry, I get that all the time
<Rogue_Jedi> Hang on, now I'M worried
<Rogue_Jedi> if Jacen starts feeling the same urges as you when it comes to me
<Hero_Boy_2> ... NO
<Scoundrel> Mental image...
<hero_boy> huh. so maybe that's why he's determined not to marry danni or tenel ka
<Hero_Boy_2> STOP IT
<Hero_Boy_2> I'M NOT GAY
<Rogue_Jedi> you're the one who said it, not us
<Wedding_Planner> We love you whatever way you choose to live, Jacen
<Hero_Boy_2> If I say I'll marry Tenel Ka, will you all shut up?
<Wedding_Planner> Yes! A royal wedding to plan!
* Hero_Boy_2 pales
<Hero_Boy_2> that was your plan all along, wasn't it?
* Scoundrel gets the Falcon ready for a trip to Hapes
<Scoundrel> we don't have to go through all the same processes as last time, right, Leia?
<Wedding_Planner> I think that only works when they need a female to rule...
<Scoundrel> So Jacen would be, to all intents and purposes, a trophy husband
<Wedding_Planner> pretty much
<Hero_Boy_2> I'm NOT marrying into THAT family!
<Hero_Boy_2> I'll be dead in two days!
<Rogue_Jedi> how soon can you plan the wedding, Leia?
* Trickster kicks Kyp
<hero_boy> you have so little faith in your own abilities to stay alive, jacen
<hero_boy> this would never have happened if they'd made me the real hero
<hero_boy> i mean, i've got the looks, i've got a girl, i've got the powers...
<Hero_Boy_2> I'm not that bad as a hero!
<Hero_Boy_2> and technically, I have two girls
<Hero_Boy_2> you only ever had one love interest
<hero_boy> you have no girls, jace, that's the point
<hero_boy> and as much as i hated it, i had loads of girls hanging around me
<Rogue_Jedi> being a hero isn't JUST about the girls, you know
<Trickster> You're only saying that because you've never had any before now
<Rogue_Jedi> not true
<Rogue_Jedi> I almost had one once
<Scoundrel> I remember that..
<Rogue_Jedi> Did I tell you about her?
<Scoundrel> Yeah. did you ever see her again?
<Rogue_Jedi> no... she seemed to disappear when the war started
<Trickster> who are you guys talking about?
<Rogue_Jedi> Fen, she's a smuggler
<Trickster> What?! You had a girlfriend and I didn't know about her?
<Rogue_Jedi> You were four at the time
<Rogue_Jedi> and I'm allowed to have love interests occasionally, you know
<Scoundrel> VERY occasionally
* Rogue_Jedi glares at Han
<Wedding_Planner> can we move on and get back to the wedding?
<Wedding_Planner> Are you sure you want to have it on Sekot?
<Rogue_Jedi> yeah
<Trickster> no, NEVER
<Rogue_Jedi> why the sudden reversion, Goddess?
<Trickster> I never agreed to marry you in the first place
<Trickster> I just said I'd stop arguing
<Rogue_Jedi> and you lied about that anyway
* Racer_Boy (racerboy@skywalker1.holonet.net) has joined #gffa
<Racer_Boy> I got some plans sorted
<Racer_Boy> Harrar said he'd plan some sort of ritual for the Goddess side of things
<Racer_Boy> And Jabitha's going to perform the ceremony
<Wedding_Planner> ... Sekot, right?
<Racer_Boy> yup
<Racer_Boy> When did you come in?
<Wedding_Planner> just a while ago
<Racer_Boy> OK. well, have we sorted things out here?
<Scoundrel> Yep, Jaina's stopped fighting it
<Rogue_Jedi> took some persuasion though
<Rogue_Jedi> which was fun
<Trickster> OK, I won't argue with that one
<Hero_Boy_2> STOP! STOPSTOPSTOP!
<Racer_Boy> great! I knew you'd give it up in the end
<Racer_Boy> it's impossible to miss the chemistry between you two
<Rogue_Jedi> *mutter* Allston managed it
<Trickster> stop complaining about Allston, he brought back the Wraiths and Janson, didn't he?
<Trickster> wait
<Trickster> I KNEW there was a reason I hated him
<Racer_Boy> oh, stop it
<Racer_Boy> wait for Denning's trilogy before you complain
<Rogue_Jedi> I'm not hoping for much with THAT one
<Rogue_Jedi> Jay, we better get married BEFORE it comes out
<Trickster> Yeah, I'm inclined to agree with you there
<hero_boy> i should be the one complaining the most
<Hero_Boy_2> you? I'M the one who got kidnapped by a giant purple bird
<hero_boy> what are you talking about? i'd rather be kidnapped than dead
<Racer_Boy> Yeah, I guess it's my fault you got killed
<Racer_Boy> or rather, Anakin Skywalker's
<Racer_Boy> sorry
<hero_boy> no problem
<hero_boy> well, huge problem, but it's fine
<Wedding_Planner> OK, since Sekot's sorting Kyp and Jaina's wedding, that leaves me free to plan Jacen and Tenel Ka's
<Wedding_Planner> so I'm going to go and do that now
<Hero_Boy_2> NO!
<Hero_Boy_2> I better go and warn Tenel Ka...
* Hero_Boy_2 (heroboy2@solo4.holonet.net) Quit (Quit: I hate you all)
* Wedding_Planner (weddingplanner@solo2.holonet.net) Quit (Quit: weddings are so much fun)
<Racer_Boy> I'll go and confirm things with Jabitha and Harrar
* Racer_Boy (racerboy@skywalker1.holonet.net) Quit (Quit: KD 4 JS)
<Rogue_Jedi> ooh, I like that
* Rogue_Jedi sets his quit message to KD 4 JS
<Scoundrel> I better go and make sure Leia doesn't do anything stupid...
* Scoundrel is worried in case the whole galaxy ends up on the invite list
* Scoundrel (scoundrel@solo1.holonet.net) Quit (Quit: weddings are a little scary)
<Rogue_Jedi> just you and me now, Goddess
<Rogue_Jedi> alone, in a chatroom
<Trickster> don't you DARE suggest what I think you're going to suggest
<hero_boy> please, don't. i'm still here
<Rogue_Jedi> oh yeah. Never mind, Goddess
<Rogue_Jedi> We always have later on
<Trickster> -_-;
<Rogue_Jedi> wink
<Trickster> Actually, Jacen's away to Hapes already, and mom and dad are prepping the Falcon to go too
<Trickster> so we DO have later on
<hero_boy> no more, please
<hero_boy> i might be dead but i can still feel nauseous
<Rogue_Jedi> You might feel nauseous but that sure as hell ain't what I'm feeling
<Rogue_Jedi> ;D
* Hero_Boy throws up
* Trickster kicks Kyp
* Rogue_Jedi grabs Jaina
<Rogue_Jedi> bad Goddess, no kicking
<Rogue_Jedi> now I have to punish you
<Trickster> that's a promise, right?
* Hero_Boy throws up again
<Rogue_Jedi> just as soon as the rest of your wonderful family leaves
<hero_boy> durron, i have nothing left in my stomach
<hero_boy> i am now retching on thin air
<hero_boy> please, stop it
<Rogue_Jedi> How can you have anything in your stomach in the first place?
<hero_boy> what kind of place would heaven be if it didn't have mon cal takeaways?
<Trickster> Gone, now
<Rogue_Jedi> grin
* Rogue_Jedi (roguejedi@durron1.holonet.net) Quit (Quit: KD 4 JS)
<hero_boy> jaina, seriously. no.
<Trickster> later, little brother
<Trickster> I have an appointment to keep now
* Trickster (trickster@solo3.holonet.net) Quit (Quit: Rogue Jedi is the best thing since Mon Cal takeaway food)
<hero_boy> and i thought being dead was bad
* Hero_Boy sighs
* Disconnected
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Date Posted: 12/15/04 4:41pm Subject: RE: mIRC isn't just for the living (post-NJO, chat log)
Absolutely love this. grin


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Date Posted: 12/15/04 5:06pm Subject: RE: mIRC isn't just for the living (post-NJO, chat log)

Oh my gosh Cati. mischief grin laugh I LOVED THIS!!!

*dies laughing*


The whole Tenel Ka/Jacen angle, and, and, and Leia, and, and, and... oh gosh.... grin


*dies laughing*



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Date Posted: 12/15/04 5:09pm Subject: RE: mIRC isn't just for the living (post-NJO, chat log)
Hee hee hee!

That was TOO funny.

 

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Date Posted: 12/15/04 5:25pm Subject: RE: mIRC isn't just for the living (post-NJO, chat log)
Haha! Holy crap! That was funny! Kyp was hilarious! And it had Anakin!

Hah! Jag got kicked out! Great job! I really liked this.

 

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Date Posted: 12/15/04 6:02pm Subject: RE: mIRC isn't just for the living (post-NJO, chat log)
Spectacular

Please tell me there'll be more of this. I have a feeling it would be absolutely hilarious...

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Date Posted: 12/15/04 6:55pm Subject: RE: mIRC isn't just for the living (post-NJO, chat log)
*snicker*

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Date Posted: 12/15/04 10:01pm Subject: RE: mIRC isn't just for the living (post-NJO, chat log)
Pretty darn amusing. laugh

Where's Miko? wink

Let me know when the sequel's up. Please. happy

 

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Date Posted: 12/19/04 10:16am Subject: RE: mIRC isn't just for the living (post-NJO, chat log)
*chokes on a nut due to laughter*

very good humor mate!! will there be a sequel??? maybe with tahiri added to the cast??????


one thing though; why was the living planet given the name 'Racer_boy' ????

 

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Date Posted: 12/19/04 1:13pm Subject: RE: mIRC isn't just for the living (post-NJO, chat log)
That was too funny.

laugh laugh laugh

*looks forward to sequel*

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Date Posted: 12/19/04 4:34pm Subject: RE: mIRC isn't just for the living (post-NJO, chat log)
You had me at mIRC (blatant Jerry Maguire rip off).

This was amusing...although I don't like thar poor Jag ended up in the corner crying...but still hella funny.

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Date Posted: 12/19/04 4:43pm Subject: RE: mIRC isn't just for the living (post-NJO, chat log)
Cati, that was TOO cruel. I just bought SW original trilogy and now I can't watch it, because I laughed myself to cramps and tears over this! And I'll be just snickering during all three movies...

Oh, and I want a sequel!!!

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Date Posted: 12/20/04 5:14am Subject: RE: mIRC isn't just for the living (post-NJO, chat log)
Brilliant. Loved it. It had me laughing so hard i nearly cried! Hope for a sequel

 

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Date Posted: 12/20/04 8:05am Subject: RE: mIRC isn't just for the living (post-NJO, chat log)
buahahaha. <3

Dana -- hehe, awesome.

Jaid -- shock Don't die! Then you can't read the next one!

Smuggler_Shidakis -- Now, now. Nothing can ever be too funny.

The_Hitokiri -- ooh, you're new. Hi! Glad you liked it. ^_^

Barefoot_XO -- muahaha, there's more. Though I don't feel it's that hilarious (but then, I didn't think the first one was that funny either, heh)

Jilly -- heh heh

Solo_and_Fel -- You, my dear, are entirely to blame for part of this next post. I hope you know that.

The_Slilent_One -- And you're rather responsible for a bit of the next post, too. As for Sekot = Racer_Boy, I figure she was in her Anakin Skywalker persona, and little Ani is the best racer boy this side of Hoth

Jesina_Dreis -- no such thing as too funny. tongue

ChissGoddess -- . . . I've never seen Jerry Maguire. plain Do they have mIRC in that or something? Heh, I just used that cause it's the name of an IRC client I use. . .no in-joke intended. ^^;

Arina -- aw, I'm sorry. But you would be laughing during the trilogy anyway! Or you would if you had the same MST-style mind as me. . . >D

Sith_Lords -- hehehe, I'm glad you thought it was so funny. ^_^


wow, thanks for all the reviews everyone, lol. There is a sequel! shock I wrote the first half (or so) of this back in May, just after the first one, but the rest of it has been the result of my crack-writing mood of the past couple days. >D

There may or may not be a few in-jokes here. . . *innocent*



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Session Start: Wed Mar 12 13:14:13 30AY
Session Ident: #gffa
* Now talking in #gffa
* Topic is 'Official GFFA chatroom on the Holonet! | Ooh, time for a wedding, methinks'
* Set by hero_boy!~heroboy@solo5.holonet.net on Wed Mar 12 12:31:45
* Scoundrel (scoundrel@solo1.holonet.net) has joined #gffa
<Scoundrel> hey
<hero_boy> hi, dad
<hero_boy> wedding's tomorrow, right?
<Scoundrel> Jacen's putting up a bit of a fight
<Scoundrel> But not much of one, so yeah
* Trickster (trickster@solo3.holonet.net) has joined #gffa
<Trickster> have you guys seen Kyp anywhere?
<Scoundrel> last I saw, he was attached to your mouth
* hero_boy throws up
* Trickster glares at Anakin
* Rogue_Jedi (roguejedi@durron1.holonet.net) has joined #gffa
<Trickster> Kyp, hi
* Rogue_Jedi tackles Jaina
<Trickster> well that's interesting
<Rogue_Jedi> and rather enjoyable
<Scoundrel> I said I approved, I didn't say I wanted to watch
* Hero_Boy_2 (heroboy2@solo4.holonet.net) has joined #gffa
<Hero_Boy_2> I can't BELIEVE this family
<hero_boy> what do you mean?
<Hero_Boy_2> I've had one assassination attempt already, and I'm not even married to Tenel Ka yet
<Hero_Boy_2> I can't believe I'm going through with this
<Rogue_Jedi> love makes you do crazy things
<Trickster> Some good crazy things, though
<Rogue_Jedi> and some FUN crazy things
<hero_boy> how many times do i need to throw up before you get the point?
<Rogue_Jedi> we could go to a private room if you wanted
<Trickster> ooh, sounds like a plan
<Scoundrel> NO
<Rogue_Jedi> aw
<Rogue_Jedi> Guess you'll just have to deal with us, Anakin
* Warrior_Queen (warriorqueen@djo2.holonet.net) has joined #gffa
<Warrior_Queen> Jacen, I would be careful if I were you
<Warrior_Queen> my grandmother has gone quiet and is muttering
<Warrior_Queen> I am suspicious
* Hero_Boy_2 hides
<hero_boy> hi, tenel ka
<Warrior_Queen> hello. Who are you?
<Trickster> that's Anakin
<Warrior_Queen> how is that possible?
<Warrior_Queen> he is, to put it bluntly, rather dead
* Trickster shrugs
<hero_boy> don't question it too much, i'm just here and that's it
* Wedding_Planner (weddingplanner@solo2.holonet.net) has joined #gffa
<Trickster> hi, mom
<Trickster> how's the wedding plans coming along?
<Wedding_Planner> all set for tomorrow!
<Hero_Boy_2> oh great
<Hero_Boy_2> I can't wait
* Hero_Boy_2 groans
<Warrior_Queen> careful, Jacen
<Warrior_Queen> someone might think you are not excited about tomorrow
<Hero_Boy_2> oh, well, it'll be great and all
<Hero_Boy_2> I just HATE your family
<Hero_Boy_2> ... no offence
<Warrior_Queen> none taken
<Warrior_Queen> I hate them sometimes too.
<hero_boy> how's kyp and jaina's wedding looking?
<Wedding_Planner> Sekot's taking care of most of the arrangements
* Wedding_Planner mutters
<Scoundrel> Leia feels unwanted
<Rogue_Jedi> we can't wait
<Trickster> speak for yourself
<Rogue_Jedi> You keep suggesting you aren't going to enjoy being married to me
<Rogue_Jedi> I can assure that WON'T be the case wink
<Trickster> it's a token protest
<Trickster> I have to do it
<Trickster> I mean, I just spent the last few years in denial, insisting you were just a friend
<Trickster> Even THIS author can't make me THAT out of character so quickly
<Rogue_Jedi> she's done a good job so far
* Rogue_Jedi mutters
<Hero_Boy_2> she's been worse with me
<Hero_Boy_2> look at me! I'm the galaxy's hero, and here I am, cowering, scared of a wedding?!
<hero_boy> actually, that sounds about right, jacen
<Hero_Boy_2> ...
<Hero_Boy_2> thanks for the vote of confidence
<Wedding_Planner> what about me? Look how quickly I shrugged off Jag
<Wedding_Planner> he was nice and respectable
<Wedding_Planner> and yet I accepted Kyp and Jaina just like THAT?
<Trickster> and she made Jag too whiny
<Rogue_Jedi> actually, I think she got Jag just right
* Trickster glares at Kyp
<Warrior_Princess> I have not had much screen time here
<Warrior_Princess> so I must say, I have no solid complaint
<Warrior_Princess> I just do not like her
<Scoundrel> I'd like to complain
<Scoundrel> but I'm a little unpredictable anyway
<Scoundrel> sometimes I think I accepted Kyp/Jaina a little quickly though...
<Rogue_Jedi> I have a theory for that
<Rogue_Jedi> see, you were never going to accept her with an Imperial. I mean, that's a little far-fetched, and a Fel of all people?
<Rogue_Jedi> With me, sure, I'm a little reckless
<Trickster> Galactic bad boy, I believe the Holonets say
<Rogue_Jedi> and you love it
<Trickster> indeed
<Scoundrel> ... You were saying, Kyp?
<Rogue_Jedi> oh, right
<Rogue_Jedi> anyway, I'm a little "bad", but you know me, you trust me, and I'm the only person you DO trust enough that you'd let Jaina be with
<Scoundrel> It's a compelling argument
<Rogue_Jedi> now the only thing to work out
<Rogue_Jedi> is why the NJO execs DIDN'T see it
<hero_boy> they killed me, didn't they?
<hero_boy> you can't trust them with anything as small as a believable relationship when they kill off the ultimate light side hero
<Hero_Boy_2> they probably saw the ick factor of you being her BABYSITTER
<hero_boy> i wasn't jaina's babysitter
<Hero_Boy_2> why does everyone misinterpret what I say? I was talking to Kyp
<hero_boy> oh, of course
<Scoundrel> now, the babysitter argument is also rather compelling
<Wedding_Planner> since when did you ever say "rather"?
<Scoundrel> Since this author wrote me
* Scoundrel shrugs
<Rogue_Jedi> ... I didn't babysit her that much
<Rogue_Jedi> and she was all affectionate to me, even then
<Hero_Boy_2> doesn't that make it WORSE?
<Rogue_Jedi> come to think of it, you were too, Jacen
<Hero_Boy_2> >_< NOBODY SAY A WORD
* hero_boy sniggers
<Rogue_Jedi> but not as much as Jaina
<Trickster> I don't remember that at all
<Rogue_Jedi> no?
<Rogue_Jedi> in fact, I think I recall you asking me to marry you once
<Rogue_Jedi> and then getting upset when I turned you down
<Trickster> ... I definitely don't remember that
<Wedding_Planner> I do
<Wedding_Planner> It was really cute, actually
<Wedding_Planner> I think it was.. when you were 4
<Scoundrel> I remember that too
<Scoundrel> you got all upset, and then angry and shouted at Kyp
<Rogue_Jedi> oh yeah
<Rogue_Jedi> and you didn't calm down until I promised to think about it
<Hero_Boy_2> actually, now you mention it, I remember that tantrum too
* Trickster goes to find that hole she tried to die in last week
<Rogue_Jedi> took me a while, but I thought about it in the end, right? ;P
* Rogue_Jedi pulls Jaina out of the hole
<Rogue_Jedi> no dying
<hero_boy> hey, if it's good enough for me
* Barefoot_Girl (barefootgirl@veila1.holonet.net) has joined #gffa
<Barefoot_Girl> Hi, everyone!
<hero_boy> tahiri!!!
<Barefoot_Girl> oh, hi there. . .who are you?
<hero_boy> the one and only love of your life, tahiri!!!
<Barefoot_Girl> Jag?
<hero_boy> . . .
<Trickster> . . .
<Hero_Boy_2> . . .
<Wedding_Planner> . . .
<Scoundrel> . . .
<Rogue_Jedi> . . .
<Warrior_Queen> . . .
<Barefoot_Girl> . . . Anakin?
* hero_boy crawls into a corner and dies . . . again
<Barefoot_Girl> I meant Anakin! I swear I did! I don't know why I even thought of saying Jag! >_>;
<Trickster> I think someone has a crush. . .
<Barefoot_Girl> No!!!
<hero_boy> tahiri, how could you?! i thought you said you would love me forever!!!
<Barefoot_Girl> But- but- you died! And how could I what? I haven't done anything!
<Barefoot_Girl> Wait - you DID die, didn't you? How on Tatooine are you on this thing?
<hero_boy> bah, you know i don't pay attention to physics
<Barefoot_Girl> True. . .
* apprentice1 (apprentice1@reglia1.holonet.net) has joined #gffa
<apprentice1> um, anakin, i don't think i got this working right.
<hero_boy> nope, it's working fine. remember, i set it up so the stupidest people in the galaxy would be able to work it
<apprentice1> . . .
<hero_boy> . . . and you too, of course.
<Barefoot_Girl> Have you been converting more people to your philosophy of ignoring physics, Anakin?
<hero_boy> hey, it's a workable philosophy
<hero_boy> especially when you're dead
<Rogue_Jedi> Is that who I think it is?
<apprentice1> that depends who you think i am
<Rogue_Jedi> Miko! *hugs*
<Trickster> Hey! What about me?
<Rogue_Jedi> Miko, go hug Jaina too.
<Trickster> -_-; That's not what I meant.
<apprentice1> hi there, kyp, jaina. everyone else.
<Hero_Boy_2> Hi, Miko. I notice I didn't get a name, there.
<apprentice1> dude, you left me to die
<Hero_Boy_2> What?! You TOLD me to go!
<apprentice1> what, and you thought i actually meant it?
<apprentice1> i was totally getting it on with danni before you showed up
<apprentice1> then, anakin tells me, you totally fail to hook up with her
<apprentice1> what a waste. you suck, jacen.
<Scoundrel> And Luke always told me you were a nice, quiet kid, Miko.
<Scoundrel> Glad to have another chance to prove him wrong.
<apprentice1> hey, dying can do that to a guy
<hero_boy> it does make us snarky from time to time
<hero_boy> especially when our girlfriends reveal they're in love with a piece of cardboard
<Barefoot_Girl> I'm not in love with Jag!
<hero_boy> but you're not denying he's a piece of cardboard
<Barefoot_Girl> . . . Jag's NICE, Anakin.
<hero_boy> since when did the women in this galaxy want nice men?!
<Trickster> They make a nice change from time to time, you know.
<Rogue_Jedi> But they're not nearly as much fun as us bad boys, right?
<Wedding_Planner> hmm...
<Scoundrel> Of course not.
<hero_boy> they always gravitate towards the reckless rogues eventually
<apprentice1> like in gravitation
<Trickster> I have an idea -- let's NOT talk about a slashy TV show/comic.
<hero_boy> why not?
<Rogue_Jedi> Probably something to do with the author. *looks round suspiciously*
<Trickster> or the fact that it's a crap show.
<apprentice1> what? gravitation rocks. and actually, it's all about music
<Warrior_Queen> While this has been a fascinating experience
<Warrior_Queen> I must go. The handmaidens are getting antsy -- there are rather a lot of preparations to be made.
<hero_boy> ohhh, yeah, the wedding! good luck with that, tenel ka, jacen. i'll try and be there but you probably won't see me.
<Hero_Boy_2> Hey, I should be able to see you, right? I saw you on Yuuzhan'tar.
<Trickster> Coruscant.
<hero_boy> oh yeah, but i was just messing with your head back then. vergere thought it'd be funny
<Hero_Boy_2> thought. . .it'd be. . .funny?
<hero_boy> yeah. she's got a wizard sense of humour. she's reading this over my shoulder and laughing hysterically at you, jacen.
<Hero_Boy_2> You've got to be kidding me.
<hero_boy> she wants to know why you were thinking about wandering around the galaxy
<hero_boy> she says you're crazy.
<Warrior_Queen> I hope you make it tomorrow, Anakin. Even if we cannot see you.
<Warrior_Queen> Goodbye, everyone.
* Warrior_Queen (warriorqueen@djo2.holonet.net) Quit (Quit: one more day to go. . .)
* Prankster (prankster@janson1.holonet.net) has joined #gffa
<Trickster> Wonderful.
<Scoundrel> Not top of my list of people to replace Tenel Ka in here, but hey.
<Prankster> Nice to see you guys too
<Prankster> So what is this place anyway?
<hero_boy> you're the one who joined it, you ought to know
<Prankster> Nah, one of my pilots was messing about and set it up. I don't have a clue.
<Trickster> We already knew THAT
<Prankster> Solo! I'm smart, I'll have you know
<Trickster> I'm sure.
<Rogue_Jedi> Not so good with the comebacks, are you, Janson?
<Prankster> I'm better at the revenge thing.
<Scoundrel> But Wedge is even better.
* Prankster coughs and changes subject
<Prankster> So whose wedding is it? *points to topic line*
<hero_boy> jacen and tenel ka's, they're finally getting married, tomorrow
<Prankster> Brilliant! Am I invited, or do I have to gatecrash?
<Hero_Boy_2> Ha, to gatecrash, you'd have to know it was being held in the palace on Hapes tomorrow afternoon at two o'clock
<Wedding_Planner> . . .
<Scoundrel> . . .
<Trickster> . . .
* Prankster scribbles that down on a notepad
<Hero_Boy_2> . . . oh.
* hero_boy pats jacen on the head
<hero_boy> this ought to be fun to watch
<Prankster> I'll go round up the Aces and comm Hobbie.
<Prankster> See you guys tomorrow!
* Prankster (prankster@janson1.holonet.net) Quit (Quit: Time to go find Kettch)
<Trickster> Please, no one ever tell him that Kyp and I are getting married.
<Rogue_Jedi> I'm with you on that one, Goddess
<Trickster> Shouldn't you be with me on everything?
<Rogue_Jedi> . . .yesnomaybe.
* Trickster raises an eyebrow.
<Rogue_Jedi> Always and forever, dear Goddess
<Trickster> Better.
<apprentice1> kyp! what happened to you when i died?!
<apprentice1> now you're letting jaina solo order you around?!
<Rogue_Jedi> Hey, like you weren't the same with Octa
<apprentice1> ... no ...
<Hero_Boy_2> I have a feeling I don't want to get into this conversation
<hero_boy> before we start talking about you and tenel ka, huh?
<Hero_Boy_2> Eh heh. . .I'm outta here, guys. Gotta help TK with the wedding stuff
<Scoundrel> Isn't that what the handmaidens are for?
<Trickster> . . . "TK"?
<Hero_Boy_2> Maybe and yes. um, bye!
* Hero_Boy_2 runs away
* Hero_Boy_2 (heroboy2@solo4.holonet.net) Quit (Quit: hmm a wedding to organise)
<hero_boy> see, now i didn't run away, did i?
* hero_boy sits and angsts
<Trickster> Strategical retreat, Anakin. Strategical retreat.
<Rogue_Jedi> Oh, you're one to talk, Miss oh-Kyp-please-save-Jag-he's-gunna-die!!!
<Trickster> . . . but he was!
<Rogue_Jedi> and your point?
<Scoundrel> Hey -- if people didn't go back for the hotshot pilots they love, this galaxy would be a hell of a lot worse than it is.
<Wedding_Planner> "pilots they love"?
<Scoundrel> ... in a platonic way, of course.
<hero_boy> ok, good, cause that would just be wrong
<hero_boy> on so many levels
<Barefoot_Girl> so I'm the only one who didn't go back for the hotshot pilot I loved?
<Barefoot_Girl> ;_;
<apprentice1> anakin's not that much of a hotshot pilot
<hero_boy> hey! i'm a brilliant pilot!
<hero_boy> i just have a lot to compete with in my family
<Wedding_Planner> Oh -- I have to go. Need to check up on my dress for tomorrow.
<Scoundrel> Haven't you done that a hundred times since we got here?
<Wedding_Planner> Don't exaggerate, Han.
<Wedding_Planner> It's only been forty-seven times.
<Scoundrel> right, right, of course
<Wedding_Planner> and you can help me if you want
<Scoundrel> . . .you mean that in a "how-long-it-takes-to-get-off" way, right?
<Wedding_Planner> Maaaaaybe.
<Wedding_Planner> wink
* Wedding_Planner (weddingplanner@solo2.holonet.net) Quit (Quit: checking up on my dress)
* Scoundrel (scoundrel@solo1.holonet.net) Quit (Quit: helping Leia check her dress)
<Trickster> . . .does anyone else find it incredibly WRONG when my parents start talking like that?
* hero_boy nods emphatically
<Rogue_Jedi> Actually, I think it's cute.
<apprentice1> after all, you and kyp'll be like them one day
<Trickster> Thanks for that, Miko.
<Trickster> something I didn't need to consider right now.
* Pessimist (pessimist@klivian1.holonet.net) has joined #gffa
<Pessimist> um
<Pessimist> Do any of you have any idea why Wes told me to meet him on Hapes and bring lots of paint?
* hero_boy grins
<Trickster> Paint?
<Pessimist> Yeah.
<Rogue_Jedi> We're not sitting at the front, right, Jay?
<Trickster> Not anymore.
<apprentice1> what colour of paint?
<Pessimist> Pink.
<Pessimist> Do you know how hard it is to find pink paint on Denon?
<apprentice1> . . . very?
* Pessimist nods
<Pessimist> Very.
<hero_boy> it'll be something very fun, hobbie
<hero_boy> very entertaining
<Pessimist> That really doesn't reassure me
* hero_boy shrugs
<Pessimist> and who are you, anyway?
<Trickster> it's Anakin
<Pessimist> . . . Solo.
<hero_boy> that's my name, don't wear it out
<Pessimist> OK, I figured I was dreaming when Wes asked me to get pink paint in the first place
<Pessimist> but that confirmed it.
<Pessimist> Am I unconscious in bacta or something?
<Pessimist> Fever dream?
<Pessimist> Maybe I'm dead.
<Trickster> You wish. You're alive and awake, Hobbie
<Pessimist> . . . sithspawn
<Pessimist> I was almost hoping I wasn't. It'd be a good excuse not to go to Hapes tomorrow.
<apprentice1> being dead does have its uses
<hero_boy> you're only saying that cause it meant you didn't have to hang with kyp anymore
<Rogue_Jedi> Hey!
<Rogue_Jedi> I was a great Master! Right, Miko?
<apprentice1> . . .
<apprentice1> sure
<apprentice1> . . . most of the time
<Rogue_Jedi> So much for loyalty.
<Trickster> aw. I think you're a great Master, Kyp
<Rogue_Jedi> ;D
<Trickster> -_-; Not like that, Durron.
* Rogue_Jedi is innocent
<Rogue_Jedi> Didn't say a word, Goddess.
<Pessimist> oh, I think I have to go
<Barefoot_Girl> How come?
<Pessimist> um, one of Wes's pilots just sent me a message
<Pessimist> something about how to deal with stuffed Ewoks and sticky tape
<Trickster> It still amazes me that anyone would choose to join his squadron
<Pessimist> they seem to think he's a fun person and a charismatic leader
<Trickster> Which translate to "childish prankster" and "cocky Sithspawn"
<Pessimist> sounds about right
<Pessimist> Have to prep my ship anyway
<Pessimist> Bye
* Pessimist (pessimist@klivian1.holonet.net) Quit (Quit: I have a very bad feeling about tomorrow)
<hero_boy> i think tomorrow is going to be the most fun i've ever had
<apprentice1> and all the more so because no one will see us
<Rogue_Jedi> You're coming too, Miko?
<Trickster> Just how many dead people are planning to turn up?
<hero_boy> i'll ask around
<hero_boy> vergere is rather interested in going, too
<hero_boy> oh -- grandad says he'll try and make it as well
<Barefoot_Girl> wait...your...grandfather's there as well?!
<hero_boy> well, he is dead, you know
<Rogue_Jedi> Sounds like one messed-up family reunion.
<Rogue_Jedi> We can leave early tomorrow, right, Jaina?
<Trickster> o_O
<Trickster> actually, I think it'll be funny to see the looks on everyone's faces if they can see these guys
<Trickster> especially Uncle Luke's
<hero_boy> yeah
<hero_boy> grandad's got a few words for him, let me tell you
<Rogue_Jedi> what with Wes and Hobbie with their paint, and Anakin, Miko, Vergere and -- well, Anakin. . .
<Rogue_Jedi> Is anyone going to remember that this is actually Jacen and Tenel Ka's wedding?
<hero_boy> we're solos and skywalkers
<hero_boy> of course not
<apprentice1> huh, jacen'll probably get all whiny if that happens, though
<apprentice1> such a kid
<Barefoot_Girl> Miko, are you the same age you were when you died?
<apprentice1> duh
<apprentice1> it's not like i can grow any older when i'm dead
<Barefoot_Girl> well, then, Jacen's older than you now
<apprentice1> . . . >_<
<apprentice1> still a whiny kid
<Barefoot_Girl> well, not going to argue with that
<Trickster> I really feel like I should be sticking up for my brother here
<Barefoot_Girl> . . .
<hero_boy> . . .
<apprentice1> . . .
<Rogue_Jedi> . . . well?
<Trickster> Oh, no.
<Trickster> Just thought I'd get that disclaimer in.
<Barefoot_Girl> Catch you guys later
<Barefoot_Girl> I have to find a transport that can take me off Zonama and get me to Hapes for tomorrow
<Trickster> You'll need something that can defy the laws of physics, then
<Trickster> You're on the other side of the galaxy
<hero_boy> told you
<hero_boy> physics are meaningless
<hero_boy> i mean, how do you think artoo can handle stairs?
<Trickster> Ah, true.
<Trickster> oh, Tahiri. . .
<Trickster> Jag's going to be there tomorrow. wink
<Barefoot_Girl> >_>;
<Barefoot_Girl> I don't know what you're talking about, Jaina.
<hero_boy> i'm still here, y'know, jay
* Barefoot_Girl waves goodbye and leaves
* Barefoot_Girl (barefootgirl@veila1.holonet.net) Quit (Quit: I do NOT have a crush on Jag! o_o!)
<apprentice1> i'm gonna go too
<apprentice1> need to practise this whole 'materialising in the real world' thing
<hero_boy> oh yeah, obi wan said he'd help you with that
<apprentice1> rock on
<apprentice1> later, losers
* apprentice1 (apprentice1@reglia1.holonet.net) Quit (Quit: never been to a wedding before...)
<Trickster> Was he like that when he was your apprentice, Kyp?
<Trickster> Cause I remember him being quieter. . .
<Rogue_Jedi> I think Anakin's been a bad influence on him
* Rogue_Jedi glares at Anakin
* hero_boy stares back innocently
<Trickster> Oh well. Come on, Kyp
<Trickster> Let's go organise the last-minute stuff before tomorrow.
<Rogue_Jedi> That's code for sex, right?
* hero_boy gags
<Trickster> . . . no.
<Rogue_Jedi> . . . oh.
<Trickster> We have loooots to do before tomorrow
<Trickster> Including fixing something up to counter Wes and Hobbie
<hero_boy> ha, good luck
<hero_boy> i think they've had a looot more experience with pranks than you guys
<Trickster> Perhaps a valid point.
<Trickster> But then
<Trickster> we're Jedi and they're not. wink
<hero_boy> ah, true
<Rogue_Jedi> Jaina's smart, she is. <3
<Trickster> But of course. <3
* hero_boy gags again
<Trickster> See you tomorrow, Anakin
<Trickster> Well -- hopefully.
* Trickster (trickster@solo3.holonet.net) Quit (Quit: counter attack plans, whee~)
<Rogue_Jedi> Later, little guy
<hero_boy> . . . i'm taller than you
<Rogue_Jedi> . . . shut up.
* Rogue_Jedi (roguejedi@durron1.holonet.net) Quit (Quit: I am NOT short)
<hero_boy> hehe
<hero_boy> weddings. . .
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Date Posted: 12/20/04 9:15am Subject: RE: mIRC isn't just for the living (post-NJO, chat log) -- 20th Dec, mm, post the second - Date Edited: 12/20/04 9:18am (1 edits total) Edited By: Sith_Lords
<Rogue_Jedi> and she was all affectionate to me, even then
<Hero_Boy_2> doesn't that make it WORSE?
<Rogue_Jedi> come to think of it, you were too, Jacen


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<hero_boy> the one and only love of your life, tahiri!!!
<Barefoot_Girl> Jag?


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<Trickster> . . .does anyone else find it incredibly WRONG when my parents start talking like that?


laugh cry (crying with laughter again!)

<Rogue_Jedi> I was a great Master! Right, Miko?
<apprentice1> . . .
<apprentice1> sure
<apprentice1> . . . most of the time


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