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NenYim Registered: Nov '04	Date Posted: 2/6/05 1:22pm Subject: The Chocolate Smuggler vignette {featuring an OC, Ewoks, and chocolate!}
	Just a little fun with ewoks and chocolate... The Chocolate Smuggler ________________ Nayia Vells was a smuggler. A very unhappy smuggler. She had just been shot down out of the sky carrying a load of glitterstim, and had had the misfortune of landing on Endor. And to her knowledge, there was nothing on Endor except little furry primitives. She was guarding the ship for three reasons: one, she didn't want to get eaten by anything, and the ship offered a little security, half-melted as it was. Two, she didn't want these "Ewoks", as they were called, to eat the glitterstim. And three, she didn't want to get lost. Naryia was half-asleep, in the over-heated cockpit of her small freighter, when she heard the sound of little furred feet padding around, and delighted squeals. She rolled over and grabbed her blaster, before heading toward the galley to see what was the matter. She nearly fainted at what she saw. Twenty of the little furred things had invaded her galley! And worse, they were eating her chocolate! The warm, tasty, gooey fruit-filled chocolate with nuts and cremes and caramel... "GET OUT!" she roared at the top of her lungs. "THAT'S MY CHOCOLATE!" There was a startled yelp from one of them, and they turned to look guiltily at her. "Yub yub?" one asked. Naryia stared at them. She'd been expecting four-footed savages with claws and fangs, not semi-intelligent furry cute things that were chocolate thieves. "Out." she said again, but with less emphasis. "Get out." The large black one with a red scarf thing pointed a spear at her. "Yarr." it said. Naryia glared at it. "And put that stick down." she ordered imperiously. It charged at her. Naryia flipped her blaster up and it rolled over, tripping on its furry feet in an attempt to get away. "Good." she said grimly. "So you know what a blaster is. Now-" she suddenly caught sight of more chocolate vanishing. "No! Put it down! It's my chocolate!" She forgot about her blaster as the thieving wretches gulped her chocolate down. In horror, she watched her chocolate butter-nut truffles, her white chocolate frosted flimberries, her creamy delite whipped orange gourmet chips, her chocolate, disappear down the gullets of hungry Ewoks. And worst of all, Naryia's chocolate celebrity figures, including fighter pilots, Darth Vader, politicians, stage actors, holonovelists, Jedi, they were all being eaten! She then remembered her blaster and pointed it at them. They froze. One small one hurriedly stuffed a milk-chocolate rufnut-filled chocolate Luke Skywalker down its throat. She glared at it. It choked. She paced across the room in fury. "You lot, get out! Do you understand me? Out! This chocolate is forbidden!" They filed out, looking sad. She ignored their whimpers, and watched them scamper off into the trees. Sighing, she went back to sleep, after locking the doors. In the morning, when she woke up, she went to get a bit to eat, and checked on the chocolate. It was all gone. She looked up in horror as she remembered that there was a hole in the ceiling from her crash onto the moon. The Ewoks must have climbed down through that. "Blast them!" Naryia Vells said furiously, and went inside to wait for a fellow smuggler to rescue her. Without the comfort of chocolate. ~~~ -----signature----- Then you saved my life. How disgusting. How unfortunate.-Vua Rapuung Turn of Stars: http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=18086371&replies=1 rest of fics are in my bio Padawan of Spike2002
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Maggy Registered: Oct '04	Date Posted: 2/6/05 1:32pm Subject: RE: The Chocolate Smuggler vignette {featuring an OC, Ewoks, and chocolate!}
	yub yub nice chocolate yub yub nice viggy like it yub yub ~Mag~ -----signature----- The Revenant - http://boards.theforce.net/a/b10477/28313064 - co authored with Jedi Ant "Maggy rawks " - YodaKenbi Proud Recipient of the Golden Elegos™
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NenYim Registered: Nov '04	Date Posted: 2/6/05 2:05pm Subject: RE: The Chocolate Smuggler vignette {featuring an OC, Ewoks, and chocolate!}
	Maggy: Thank you! -----signature----- Then you saved my life. How disgusting. How unfortunate.-Vua Rapuung Turn of Stars: http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=18086371&replies=1 rest of fics are in my bio Padawan of Spike2002
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Rowan_Jade Registered: Nov '03	Date Posted: 2/6/05 2:10pm Subject: RE: The Chocolate Smuggler vignette {featuring an OC, Ewoks, and chocolate!}
	Ah! Two of my favorite topics in the same story!! Glee!!!! Very cute story. And can you just imagine how chocolate hyped Ewoks are? shudder At least they didn't figure out what fun Caf can be huh? Bravo! Ro -----signature----- "If you have legs and are flamable, you are not blocking the fire exit" -Mitch Hedberg I am Evil, I am Old, I am YodaRo! Fear my snarkiness! "You're insane you know." -everyone around me Evil Old Wisdom Giver to the Maniac Mountain Clan
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NenYim Registered: Nov '04	Date Posted: 2/6/05 3:42pm Subject: RE: The Chocolate Smuggler vignette {featuring an OC, Ewoks, and chocolate!}
	Rowan_Jade: Thank you as well! And yes, I'm sure that Naryia Vells wouldn't have been happy if the Ewoks had found the caf... -----signature----- Then you saved my life. How disgusting. How unfortunate.-Vua Rapuung Turn of Stars: http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=18086371&replies=1 rest of fics are in my bio Padawan of Spike2002
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RedGold Registered: Nov '04	Date Posted: 2/6/05 3:47pm Subject: RE: The Chocolate Smuggler vignette {featuring an OC, Ewoks, and chocolate!}
	a milk-chocolate rufnut-filled chocolate Luke Skywalker oh my... the possibilities here are endless... -----signature----- Legend... Recluse... Forgotten... Will one day return... http://www.starwarsfanfic.com
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NenYim Registered: Nov '04	Date Posted: 2/6/05 5:00pm Subject: RE: The Chocolate Smuggler vignette {featuring an OC, Ewoks, and chocolate!}
	RedGold: Thanks for reading. Would you like a chocolate Skywalker? -----signature----- Then you saved my life. How disgusting. How unfortunate.-Vua Rapuung Turn of Stars: http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=18086371&replies=1 rest of fics are in my bio Padawan of Spike2002
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Spike2002 Title: Former FF-UK RSA and Arena Manager Registered: Feb '02	Date Posted: 2/6/05 6:23pm Subject: RE: The Chocolate Smuggler vignette {featuring an OC, Ewoks, and chocolate!}
	She paced across the room in fury. "You lot, get out! Do you understand me? Out! This chocolate is forbidden!" Even though it just sounds absurd when put in a Star Wars context, it still prompts rather loud howls of laughter from me which is further antagonising my already hostile next door neighbour. -----signature----- "It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but to create him." - Arthur C. Clarke I agree with halibut Master to Louis_Skywalker Proud Recipient of the Golden Elegos™
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NenYim Registered: Nov '04	Date Posted: 2/6/05 6:26pm Subject: RE: The Chocolate Smuggler vignette {featuring an OC, Ewoks, and chocolate!}
	Spike2002: Thank you! I'm sure your neighnor appreciates it... . -----signature----- Then you saved my life. How disgusting. How unfortunate.-Vua Rapuung Turn of Stars: http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=18086371&replies=1 rest of fics are in my bio Padawan of Spike2002
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Laura_Anu Registered: Jun '02	Date Posted: 2/6/05 6:54pm Subject: RE: The Chocolate Smuggler vignette {featuring an OC, Ewoks, and chocolate!}
	Ooooo, chocolate and Ewoks? It doesn't get much better than that! I vote you write more of these! -----signature----- "It is true that speed kills. In distance running, it kills anyone who does not have it." - Brooks Johnson Currently taking time off from the boards while I get all of my school/track stuff in order
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DathomiranAuthor Registered: Jan '05	Date Posted: 2/7/05 2:15pm Subject: RE: The Chocolate Smuggler vignette {featuring an OC, Ewoks, and chocolate!} - Date Edited: 2/7/05 2:25pm (1 edits total) Edited By: DathomiranAuthor
	EWOKS ON SUGAR HIGH!!!!! LOL. Great humor NenYim. I loved it. Your description made a very clear image of adorable furry Ewoks eating chocolate. Thank you! I'm really happy now. MTFBWY. -Dathomiran EDIT: Seriously. I'm in a really good mood now after that. I'm jumping around the house. muahahahahaha Thanks for the humor!!!
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NenYim Registered: Nov '04	Date Posted: 2/7/05 2:57pm Subject: RE: The Chocolate Smuggler vignette {featuring an OC, Ewoks, and chocolate!}
	Laura_Anu, DathomiranAuthor: Thank you! bows Yes, Ewoks on sugar high are fun... -----signature----- Then you saved my life. How disgusting. How unfortunate.-Vua Rapuung Turn of Stars: http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=18086371&replies=1 rest of fics are in my bio Padawan of Spike2002
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CommanderConrad Registered: Jan '03	Date Posted: 2/7/05 6:53pm Subject: RE: The Chocolate Smuggler vignette {featuring an OC, Ewoks, and chocolate!}
	Wow, that was just plain crazy. I liked it a lot. Good work, NenYim. -----signature----- I dispense from this side judgments inexorable, without the least remorse.
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NenYim Registered: Nov '04	Date Posted: 2/8/05 4:15am Subject: RE: The Chocolate Smuggler vignette {featuring an OC, Ewoks, and chocolate!}
	CommanderConrad: Thank you! Craziness is fun... -----signature----- Then you saved my life. How disgusting. How unfortunate.-Vua Rapuung Turn of Stars: http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=18086371&replies=1 rest of fics are in my bio Padawan of Spike2002
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DathomiranAuthor Registered: Jan '05	Date Posted: 4/1/05 2:08pm Subject: RE: The Chocolate Smuggler vignette {featuring an OC, Ewoks, and chocolate!}
	Thanks to this fic, my friend has now been named Gabi the Sugar High Ewok! This is still amazingly hilarious. This is such an awesome fic. Wonderful job. You should write more like this.
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GoddessJainaSoloFel Title: FF - Former Montreal Canada CR Registered: Nov '04	Date Posted: 4/1/05 3:30pm Subject: RE: The Chocolate Smuggler vignette {featuring an OC, Ewoks, and chocolate!}
	I missed this back in Feb. But I'm happy I've read it now!!! Absolutely hysterical!!! Did a chocolate Kyppie fall under the table in the corner and get missed by the Furballs? I'll take it and fight off the dust bunnies ~Goddess Jaina~ -----signature----- ~Thank You~ J/J/K ~ http://boards.theforce.net/Beyond_the_Saga/b10477/18221402/?80 Dark Lady at the DLC http://www.darklordscouncil.com XO - Kyp's Dozen - NJOFC, LEAD-Twin Suns SAFF Honorary member http://swendirect.com The voice of Star Wars Fandom
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