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On the Couch - {post-Dark Empire, Luke & a psychiatrist.} Nearly a Year Later -- 7/7/06
Jedi_Anais
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Apr '05
Date Posted:
7/7/05 2:16am
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RE: On the Couch - {post-Dark Empire, Luke & a psychiatrist.} Short Update 7/6! Sorry!
Hilarious post.
I caught some of the allusions:
...confessed childhood fears of insane killer clowns hiding in the sewers...
That one is referring to the book
IT
. *shivers*
...intergalactic sports featuring four balls and players mounted on flying phallic symbols
I'm pretty sure that's Quidditch...
...mythically based sexual conflicts...
No idea...
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LadyPadme
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Sep '02
Date Posted:
7/7/05 4:52am
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RE: On the Couch - {post-Dark Empire, Luke & a psychiatrist.} Short Update 7/6! Sorry!
Short and sweet, Elli! Thanks for updating!
Liked the Quidditch reference
And...are you really going for a real estate license or did you throw that in there just to see if we were paying attention?
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ThePariah
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Jan '03
Date Posted:
7/7/05 6:53am
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RE: On the Couch - {post-Dark Empire, Luke & a psychiatrist.} Short Update 7/6! Sorry!
Since this is a shrink fic, I'm pretty sure the "mythically based sexual conflicts" refers to the Oedipus complex.
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Jedi-2B
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Nov '00
Date Posted:
7/7/05 9:45am
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RE: On the Couch - {post-Dark Empire, Luke & a psychiatrist.} Short Update 7/6! Sorry!
Glad to see a new post, and another hilarious one at that. Reminded me of those "Wanna get away?" commercials on tv.
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academygrad88
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Apr '04
Date Posted:
7/7/05 10:30am
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RE: On the Couch - {post-Dark Empire, Luke & a psychiatrist.} Short Update 7/6! Sorry!
LOL
Oh boy, that shrink has it bad for Luke. She must have read some of those fanfics dealing with Farmboy and Force enhanced sex... not that I have read any of those types of fics.
Great update! I can't wait to read more.
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Knight_Aragorn
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Jun '03
Date Posted:
7/7/05 8:49pm
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RE: On the Couch - {post-Dark Empire, Luke & a psychiatrist.} Short Update 7/6! Sorry!
Excellent update.
I loved Luke's reaction to the psychiatrist's inadvertant slip...
Nice work!
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Jaded_Girl
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Aug '01
Date Posted:
7/7/05 9:25pm
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RE: On the Couch - {post-Dark Empire, Luke & a psychiatrist.} Short Update 7/6! Sorry!
I just found this! Absolutely fantastic!
I swear I nearly spit my drink out when Luke responded "Gold"...
and then spent an entire paragraph trying to justify it!
Though, "converters" was a great answer too. Not what you'd expect a recently-returned-from-the-Dark-Side Jedi to respond. Oh, heck, everything was great. I'd just eventually wind up quoting the whole kriffin' piece! And, though the shrink is not quite as professional as might be optimally desired, she is undeniably reacting in the exact same way I would if confronted with the oh-so-cute Luke Skywalker on my couch.
But I
do
love her mental voice. It really makes the fic.
I... just... ADORE this story! I think I shall sit on the Luke sofa (
) and eagerly await the next update!
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Rosh_Penin
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Jan '05
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7/8/05 10:00am
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RE: On the Couch - {post-Dark Empire, Luke & a psychiatrist.} Short Update 7/6! Sorry!
Oh dear. It was at once horribly amusing and toe-curlingly embarrassing watching our poor little psych-doctor digging herself deeper ... and DEEPER ...
I'd just better not have to do so many ninja bumps, OK?
Those guys cost serious money.
(J/k of course - take your time, it sounds like you need as much as you can get!)
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DarthIshtar
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Mar '01
Date Posted:
7/8/05 10:38am
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RE: On the Couch - {post-Dark Empire, Luke & a psychiatrist.} Short Update 7/6! Sorry!
Just for the record, there are very, very few things that shock your friendly neighborhood psychiatrists. After a few years nodding at the average patient on the couch, you get everything from mythically based sexual conflicts to confessed childhood fears of insane killer clowns hiding in the sewers to unhealthy obsessions with intergalactic sports featuring four balls and players mounted on flying phallic symbols.
Oedipus, Steven King and Harry Potter referenced by Luke Skywalker's therapist. Priceless.
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StarFighter5
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Jul '03
Date Posted:
7/9/05 4:52pm
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RE: On the Couch - {post-Dark Empire, Luke & a psychiatrist.} Short Update 7/6! Sorry!
I'm too lazy to pick out references. It's good to have you back. Good luck with all the real life stuff.
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Alethia
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Feb '05
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7/10/05 5:51am
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RE: On the Couch - {post-Dark Empire, Luke & a psychiatrist.} Short Update 7/6! Sorry!
Loved the references in that chapter...brilliant. And I will admit that
It
scared the hell out of me at eighteen- and I hadn't even
read
it- just got told about the clown in the sewer *shudders* I really do hate clowns...
And the fic is hilarious. The therapist lusting after Luke and making a fool of herself. Really, talking to him about second dates. And that line in the beginning about the future Mrs. Skywalker... great. Really, the entire fic is filled with stuff like that. Love it to bits.
Also interesting about the Master bit. Calling Palpatine Master... interesting, very interesting... And now I really got to go and read that triology again, been over five years since I read them last...
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JediCallista_1_6_e54
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Apr '05
Date Posted:
7/10/05 12:10pm
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RE: On the Couch - {post-Dark Empire, Luke & a psychiatrist.} Short Update 7/6! Sorry!
I lost this!
But I found it again.
And I can feel Kessa's embarrasment. Hot Jedi, slip of tongue, attempt to cover it up. Sounds like something I've done once or twice.
Great chappie!
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Rosh_Penin
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Jan '05
Date Posted:
7/25/05 1:47am
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RE: On the Couch - {post-Dark Empire, Luke & a psychiatrist.} Short Update 7/6! Sorry!
This is not good for my bank balance ...
[Ninjar bump!]
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ShrunkenJedi
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Apr '03
Date Posted:
7/25/05 7:06am
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RE: On the Couch - {post-Dark Empire, Luke & a psychiatrist.} Short Update 7/6! Sorry!
This is absolutely hilarious, I must say! Well written... insightful... and a therapist who does her job despite an unhealty obsession with the patient!
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Zonoma
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Jun '05
Date Posted:
7/31/05 9:18pm
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RE: On the Couch - {post-Dark Empire, Luke & a psychiatrist.} Short Update 7/6! Sorry!
*NEW READER*
This is too funny! I loved the epiphany that she had when Luke told her they could read emotions.
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