Author Topic: On the Couch - {post-Dark Empire, Luke & a psychiatrist.} Nearly a Year Later -- 7/7/06
Jedi_Anais  322 posts
Registered: Apr '05
24114_Barris Offee
Date Posted: 7/7/05 2:16am Subject: RE: On the Couch - {post-Dark Empire, Luke & a psychiatrist.} Short Update 7/6! Sorry!
Hilarious post. laugh


I caught some of the allusions:

...confessed childhood fears of insane killer clowns hiding in the sewers...

That one is referring to the book IT. *shivers*


...intergalactic sports featuring four balls and players mounted on flying phallic symbols

I'm pretty sure that's Quidditch...


...mythically based sexual conflicts...

No idea... sad

 

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LadyPadme  5235 posts
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Date Posted: 7/7/05 4:52am Subject: RE: On the Couch - {post-Dark Empire, Luke & a psychiatrist.} Short Update 7/6! Sorry!


Short and sweet, Elli! Thanks for updating!

Liked the Quidditch reference tongue

And...are you really going for a real estate license or did you throw that in there just to see if we were paying attention? wink

 

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ThePariah  2182 posts
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40064_Luke Skywalker
Date Posted: 7/7/05 6:53am Subject: RE: On the Couch - {post-Dark Empire, Luke & a psychiatrist.} Short Update 7/6! Sorry!
Since this is a shrink fic, I'm pretty sure the "mythically based sexual conflicts" refers to the Oedipus complex. tongue

 

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Jedi-2B  3757 posts
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Date Posted: 7/7/05 9:45am Subject: RE: On the Couch - {post-Dark Empire, Luke & a psychiatrist.} Short Update 7/6! Sorry!
Glad to see a new post, and another hilarious one at that. Reminded me of those "Wanna get away?" commercials on tv.

 

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academygrad88  5723 posts
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Date Posted: 7/7/05 10:30am Subject: RE: On the Couch - {post-Dark Empire, Luke & a psychiatrist.} Short Update 7/6! Sorry!
LOL laugh Oh boy, that shrink has it bad for Luke. She must have read some of those fanfics dealing with Farmboy and Force enhanced sex... not that I have read any of those types of fics. angel

Great update! I can't wait to read more.

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Knight_Aragorn  1431 posts
Registered: Jun '03
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Date Posted: 7/7/05 8:49pm Subject: RE: On the Couch - {post-Dark Empire, Luke & a psychiatrist.} Short Update 7/6! Sorry!
Excellent update. grin I loved Luke's reaction to the psychiatrist's inadvertant slip... tongue Nice work! applause

 

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Jaded_Girl  1106 posts
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Date Posted: 7/7/05 9:25pm Subject: RE: On the Couch - {post-Dark Empire, Luke & a psychiatrist.} Short Update 7/6! Sorry!
I just found this! Absolutely fantastic!

I swear I nearly spit my drink out when Luke responded "Gold"... laugh and then spent an entire paragraph trying to justify it! grin love Though, "converters" was a great answer too. Not what you'd expect a recently-returned-from-the-Dark-Side Jedi to respond. Oh, heck, everything was great. I'd just eventually wind up quoting the whole kriffin' piece! And, though the shrink is not quite as professional as might be optimally desired, she is undeniably reacting in the exact same way I would if confronted with the oh-so-cute Luke Skywalker on my couch. wink But I do love her mental voice. It really makes the fic. grin

I... just... ADORE this story! I think I shall sit on the Luke sofa ( love ) and eagerly await the next update! grin

 

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Rosh_Penin  425 posts
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Date Posted: 7/8/05 10:00am Subject: RE: On the Couch - {post-Dark Empire, Luke & a psychiatrist.} Short Update 7/6! Sorry!
Oh dear. It was at once horribly amusing and toe-curlingly embarrassing watching our poor little psych-doctor digging herself deeper ... and DEEPER ... grin

I'd just better not have to do so many ninja bumps, OK? raised_brow Those guys cost serious money. tongue

(J/k of course - take your time, it sounds like you need as much as you can get!)

 

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DarthIshtar  47120 posts
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Date Posted: 7/8/05 10:38am Subject: RE: On the Couch - {post-Dark Empire, Luke & a psychiatrist.} Short Update 7/6! Sorry!
Just for the record, there are very, very few things that shock your friendly neighborhood psychiatrists. After a few years nodding at the average patient on the couch, you get everything from mythically based sexual conflicts to confessed childhood fears of insane killer clowns hiding in the sewers to unhealthy obsessions with intergalactic sports featuring four balls and players mounted on flying phallic symbols.

Oedipus, Steven King and Harry Potter referenced by Luke Skywalker's therapist. Priceless.

 

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StarFighter5  1129 posts
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Date Posted: 7/9/05 4:52pm Subject: RE: On the Couch - {post-Dark Empire, Luke & a psychiatrist.} Short Update 7/6! Sorry!
I'm too lazy to pick out references. It's good to have you back. Good luck with all the real life stuff.

 

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Alethia  8640 posts
Registered: Feb '05
Date Posted: 7/10/05 5:51am Subject: RE: On the Couch - {post-Dark Empire, Luke & a psychiatrist.} Short Update 7/6! Sorry!
Loved the references in that chapter...brilliant. And I will admit that It scared the hell out of me at eighteen- and I hadn't even read it- just got told about the clown in the sewer *shudders* I really do hate clowns...

And the fic is hilarious. The therapist lusting after Luke and making a fool of herself. Really, talking to him about second dates. And that line in the beginning about the future Mrs. Skywalker... great. Really, the entire fic is filled with stuff like that. Love it to bits.

Also interesting about the Master bit. Calling Palpatine Master... interesting, very interesting... And now I really got to go and read that triology again, been over five years since I read them last...

 

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JediCallista_1_6_e54  2579 posts
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Date Posted: 7/10/05 12:10pm Subject: RE: On the Couch - {post-Dark Empire, Luke & a psychiatrist.} Short Update 7/6! Sorry!
shock I lost this!

grin But I found it again.

And I can feel Kessa's embarrasment. Hot Jedi, slip of tongue, attempt to cover it up. Sounds like something I've done once or twice. grin silly

Great chappie!

 

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Rosh_Penin  425 posts
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Date Posted: 7/25/05 1:47am Subject: RE: On the Couch - {post-Dark Empire, Luke & a psychiatrist.} Short Update 7/6! Sorry!
This is not good for my bank balance ...

[Ninjar bump!]

 

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ShrunkenJedi  6419 posts
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Date Posted: 7/25/05 7:06am Subject: RE: On the Couch - {post-Dark Empire, Luke & a psychiatrist.} Short Update 7/6! Sorry!
This is absolutely hilarious, I must say! Well written... insightful... and a therapist who does her job despite an unhealty obsession with the patient! tongue p

 

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Zonoma  4992 posts
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Date Posted: 7/31/05 9:18pm Subject: RE: On the Couch - {post-Dark Empire, Luke & a psychiatrist.} Short Update 7/6! Sorry!
*NEW READER*

laugh laugh laugh This is too funny! I loved the epiphany that she had when Luke told her they could read emotions.

Zonoma

 

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