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-RebelScum- Registered: Feb '04	Date Posted: 6/16/05 10:05pm Subject: Celebrity Skywalker (One Post Humor) - Date Edited: 6/20/05 7:46pm (4 edits total) Edited By: -RebelScum-
	Title: Celebrity Skywalker Author(s): -RebelScum- Timeframe: 5 Years Post RotJ Characters: Luke Skywalker, Mara Antilles Genre: Humor Keywords: Summary: Luke to his horror meets his fanclub. Notes: Luke leaned back in bed and stretched, smiling he looked over at Mara beside him, she looked so beautiful in the shimmering moonlight, he leaned over. BAM BAM BAM! Startled Luke leaned a little too far and fell out of bed, he had already grabbed his lightsaber from under his pillow and ignited it by the time he hit the ground, grimacing he looked up at the smoking furrow in the mattress that only ended about a millimeter from Mara's wide eyed stare, once they had figured out what the noise was Mara was going to kill him. "Luke." Mara groaned standing up. "I-" Freezing as she saw a lock of singed red hair fall to the ground she ran to a mirror. "Luke!" She yelled her eyes blazing. "Your lightsaber cut off about four inches of my hair!" Luke cringed as he saw Mara was not exagerating, the entire left side of her head looked like a lawn-mower had hit it. "Skywalker I am going too!-" BAM BAM BAM! Mara switched her angry expression from Luke to the door which the sound was coming from. Who could possibly be banging on our door this late at night!" Mara fumed as she slowly walked towarded the door, Luke quickly jumped in front of Mara and answered the door himself, as soon as he opened the door eight girls barreled into the apartment squealing, they both stopped for about five seconds, glanced up at Luke, and then started squealing again. "Um, who are you?" Luke asked trying to figure out what was going on, he put his lightsaber on a small table and sat down. "Ooo!" One of the girls who looked about fourteen said, the way the other girls surrounded her let Luke to believe she was the leader. "You going to use your Jedi tricks on me?" she crooned, or at least tried to croon, Luke just stared at her trieing to comprehend what was going on. "Who are you?!" Mara snapped shocking Luke out of his confusion. "Me?" The girl replied innocently. "I am Maryl!" she chirped in a sickeningly sweet voice, when she saw Mara was still staring at her she elaborated. "President of Lukie's fanclub silly!" She giggled. "Lukie!?" Both Luke and Mara echoed at the same time. "Yeah, Lukey, that is what we call him at G.O.W.L." She replied still as happy as ever, the girls had all begun ransacking the apartment, Luke was pretty sure she saw one slip a pair of his socks in her pocket. "G.O.W.L.?" Luke sighed not even sure he wanted to know. "You don't know about G.O.W.L.!" Maryl gasped. "It is only your number one fanclub! It stands for Girls Obsessed with Luke silly!" She giggled, Luke and Mara both just stared. "So... Lukie." Maryl began, I was wondering if you would like to come over to the next meeting of G.O.W.L. in a few hours and tell us stories!" "Um, no sorry I can't" Luke apologised still trying to figure out what was going on. "O..." Maryl sniffed trying to look as sad as she could, it did not fool Luke but he was amused at the effort. "Could we at least have autographs" She asked still trying to sound sad. "We have our own pictures..." She continued pulling out a giant poster out of her bag, all the other girls pulled out equally large posters, gaping Luke only nodded and signed them, giggling they all filed out leaving a bewildered couple behind them. Luke looked in shock as his eyes came to rest on the small table by the door. "That little brat stole my lightsaber!" He quickly sprinted outside and could not see the girls anywhere, they had probally already taken the turbolift down-level. "As if this day could get worse..." He mumbled sitting down in his chair. "O it can Farmboy" Mara said in a not at all kind way, looking up Luke got almost a look of fear in his eyes as Mara approached him holding out a piece of severed hair for him to inspect. "So... that girl stole your lightsaber eh?" Mara chuckled. "So that means your unarmed?" This was not good. Authors Notes: I didn't beta this well, any grammar or rough areas at all please feel free to point them out, and also, please post! Thank you. Also, if this goes well, I have an idea for a Celebrity Skywalker II: Superstar and a Celebrity Skywalker III: Super Diva, though these are only vague plot bunnies spawning in the back of my mind as of now -The Scummy- -----signature----- Fantasy Keeps Me Sane.
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-RebelScum- Registered: Feb '04	Date Posted: 6/17/05 12:45pm Subject: RE: Celebrity Skywalker (One Post Humor)
	That hurts. Someone has to find this funny. -The Scummy- -----signature----- Fantasy Keeps Me Sane.
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amidalachick Registered: Aug '03	Date Posted: 6/17/05 12:52pm Subject: RE: Celebrity Skywalker (One Post Humor) - Date Edited: 6/17/05 12:52pm (1 edits total) Edited By: amidalachick
	I read this earlier, but I haven't had a chance to reply until now. That was great! I loved Luke chopping Mara's hair off, and G.W.O.L. aka Girls Obsessed With Luke! Awesome! -----signature----- "So I can open my own can of pudding, can I? Shows what you know, Marge!"
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Genimay Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 6/17/05 2:41pm Subject: RE: Celebrity Skywalker (One Post Humor)
	Funny! I think Mara will teach Luke not to jump when he hears nosise,that or she will cut all his hair off when he gets his lightsaber back. -----signature----- (\_/) Everyone is alone in some way. That dosen't mean you have to stand alone. I'm trapped here,so I might as well go insane too. destinysdomain2.proboards98/index.cgi
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DarthIshtar Title: Former CR Registered: Mar '01	Date Posted: 6/17/05 2:46pm Subject: RE: Celebrity Skywalker (One Post Humor)
	Frighteningly amusing. -----signature----- "I feel like a more down-to-earth Pink 5 when I'm writing Leah. Same attitude, less lip gloss." ~Me on how to get in the right mindset for Twilight fanfic.
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oldjedinurse Registered: Oct '03	Date Posted: 6/17/05 3:03pm Subject: RE: Celebrity Skywalker (One Post Humor)
	Very funny! I, for one, would like to see what you make from your other bunnies!! oldj -----signature----- Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
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Mirax-Jade Registered: Mar '03	Date Posted: 6/17/05 3:12pm Subject: RE: Celebrity Skywalker (One Post Humor)
	Wow. That's hilarious. Silly fangirls. rolls eyes and covers shirt that clearly labels her as a fangirl -----signature----- www.livejournal.com/users/wild_n_kayzie be still my heart, this could be a brand new start, with you www.milliways-bar.livejournal.com
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ZebulaNebula Registered: Feb '05	Date Posted: 6/17/05 3:27pm Subject: RE: Celebrity Skywalker (One Post Humor)
	LMAO This is hillarious. More? -----signature----- I Jedi mind-trick pushy salespeople ... "You do not want to sell me jewelry/beauy products/shades/whatever." They can take our lives, but they will never take our FREEDOM! Feeling down? Have a mint.
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VadersMistress Registered: Apr '04	Date Posted: 6/17/05 7:27pm Subject: RE: Celebrity Skywalker (One Post Humor)
	Fangirls galore! -----signature----- Harry Potter > Twilight Would I rather be feared or loved? Um... Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. Persia pwns your face.
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Brant_Flir Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 6/20/05 4:21pm Subject: RE: Celebrity Skywalker (One Post Humor)
	lol. Very funny! -----signature----- THERE SHALL BE WIDESPREAD KILLING OF OBI-WAN!!! Royal Knight of the Twin Queens of the Fortress Long Live the Fortress Undergoing a 2nd Apprenticeship to Courtney_Solo
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NYCitygurl Title: Manager of SFFBC, C&G, NSWFF, and Icons Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 6/20/05 5:55pm Subject: RE: Celebrity Skywalker (One Post Humor)
	This is great!!! Very funny -----signature----- I agree with RJ Officially Idri's Muse "Hat. We thought of authentic Native American headdress before we thought of hat."
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-RebelScum- Registered: Feb '04	Date Posted: 6/23/05 2:24pm Subject: RE: Celebrity Skywalker (One Post Humor)
	Thank you everybody! -The Scummy- -----signature----- Fantasy Keeps Me Sane.
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