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Deneveon Registered: Jun '02	Date Posted: 8/31/05 3:53pm Subject: Something Less Ordinary [K/J with a twist...] Hormone-induced insanity has moved! AUGUST 31, 2005 - Date Edited: 9/6/05 12:54am (1 edits total) Edited By: Deneveon
	Title: Something Less Ordinary Author(s): Deneveon Timeframe: Post-NJO Characters: Jaina Solo, Kyp Durron, Jagged Fel, and others Genre: Romance \| Humor Keywords: K/J Summary: Neurotic and hormonally imbalanced, Jaina Solo has to wrestle with feelings, emotions, logic, and tiny voices in her head when she falls in love with and chases after Kyp Durron. Insanity and chaos abound! Notes: Continued from Classic Fan Fiction: Something Less Ordinary Author’s Note: I ran into trouble trying to edit the original thread in the Classic FF boards, so I decided to move this story here. Instead of cutting and pasting everything, I’m letting this act as a continuation thread. As noted above, the first part of this story can be found here. Thanks for reading.
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Deneveon Registered: Jun '02	Date Posted: 8/31/05 3:54pm Subject: RE: Something Less Ordinary [K/J with a twist...] Hormone-induced insanity has moved! AUGUST 31, 200 - Date Edited: 8/31/05 4:07pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Deneveon
	You will be very confused and miss out on some fun if you haven't caught up. Please make sure to read the first part of the story first HERE! before reading on. Thank you! -- So I said the dinner never really happened, right? Right. Because it didn’t. Well, all right, we did end up having dinner together—Kyp and I, that is—but it wasn’t the dinner I had been dreading. It was all quite lovely, actually. Shocking, but lovely. I was still thoroughly embarrassed about the whole acting-like-a-spoiled-brat thing while Kyp led me through the halls of the installation and to the docking bay, but I was too caught up in my thoughts to really register everything. Before I knew it, Kyp had ordered me to strap into the copilot’s chair of a small freighter while he began inputting codes into the onboard navigation systems. It’s just so sexy when he bosses me around like that. In the back of my mind, I even began to think that maybe, just maybe, having him as my commanding officer wouldn’t be so bad after all. I mean, come on. Taking orders from Mr. Hotness over here while being at his every beck and call, with him bossing me around in that oh-so-sexy way of his? Not bad at all, mind you. Really, if he had just said the words, I could’ve easily done anything he commanded of me at that moment. Anything. KRIFF IT JAINA STOP THINKING THAT WAY YOU PERVERTED ESTROGEN-DRUNK FANATIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I caught myself staring at him while he began the departure sequence, and finally realized that I had no idea where he was taking me. Of course, the thought of Kyp Durron kidnapping me wasn’t at all unappealing. But I couldn’t let him know that, of course. I tried to remind myself that I was on a mission to make him fall in love with me. I cleared my throat, not only to get his attention but also to get whatever was stuck there (my stomach, perhaps?) out of the way. Seriously. It’s like whenever I’m not mad with him and I try to make conversation I freaking screw up somehow. But whatever. “Kyp, where exactly are you taking me?” I asked cautiously, trying (translate: failing) to sound even a little annoyed that I had no control over this whatsoever. But it was quite exciting, mind you. I mean, okay, it wasn’t exactly like I was being whisked away to some romantic, exotic location by the man of my dreams (literally, that’s what I would dream of when I was younger). It wasn’t even like Kyp was kidnapping me to rescue me from marrying some pretty boy dolt (translate: Jag), like my dad did to my mom. (Which was, by the way, SO incredibly romantic, that I really wouldn’t mind if Kyp did that to me. But whatever. Wishful thinking.) He just shrugged and grinned at me. “Oh, you’ll see soon enough.” Force, I just hated him being all sneaky like that. Plus, I couldn’t shake off the feeling that I was missing something here. I mean, gee, someone like Fen wouldn’t just let her boyfriend go out with some other girl, right? Especially a girl who was in love with said boyfriend?! Okay, so I didn’t know if she actually knew or not (about me being in love with Kyp, that is). But still. What if non-Force sensitive girlfriends had this weird sixth sense and they could just tell if another woman was into their man? Like instead of the Force or something. I mean, I don’t know. It wasn’t like I was ever jealous of anybody else when I was with Jag. And come on, he’s a really, really, really hot guy. Stiff, yes, but still very hot. I’m sure the ladies would just drool over him given the chance. I think they were all just scared to, considering that I was his girlfriend at the time. Because, you know, I’m Jaina Solo. And they were probably all just scared of me. Okay, so there were a couple of times I’d catch other women trying to flirt with him (Jag being the perfect gentleman, of course, never flirted back) but I realized now that I never really cared. Maybe I’d get annoyed, but I was always more amused than anything else. Maybe I had really trusted Jag. OR DUH MAYBE I WASN’T IN LOVE WITH HIM AND I WAS REALLY IN LOVE WITH KYP ALL THIS TIME SO I DIDN’T GIVE A MONKEYLIZARD’S UNCLE!!!!!!!!! Only I didn’t know that at the time. My being in love with Kyp, I mean. That was probably it. Because now that I thought about it, I realized that I had never, ever, ever obsessed over Jag the way I’d obsess over Kyp. And I didn’t really feel anything when Jag and I broke up. Okay, maybe I was disappointed that it didn’t work out, but I didn’t really care. Because come on, Jagged Fel is hot. No doubt about it. And he’s a great guy. I’d probably have married him, in fact, if he asked me. That is, of course, IF IT WEREN’T FOR KRIFFING KYP DURRON!!!!!!! Force, I hated that man. Kyp, I mean. But at the same time, I absolutely, positively adored him. And it didn’t stop there. Oh, no. I just HAD to fall in kriffing LOVE with the man. I just sat there, watching him deftly maneuver the freighter out the installation’s docking bay and into the deep vacuum of space, saying nothing in reply to his sneaky, non-hinting “Oh, you’ll see soon enough” remark. I absentmindedly wished he was wearing a sleeveless shirt instead of the long-sleeved jacket he had on, just so I could watch those marvelously sculpted biceps of his as he skillfully worked the ship’s controls. Not to say, of course, that I would have much rather have had him wearing nothing at all. You dirty little pervert! He’s fourteen years older than you! I had learned by then not to even try to suppress that little voice in my head, because nothing I did could make it go away. So I tried my best to ignore it. He just sees you as the little girl he used to baby-sit. Which was probably true. You should have stuck with Colonel Iceblock. I wasn’t too sure about that. Fen Nabon is so much more attractive that you are. Now, that was quite unnecessary. You’ll never make him fall in love with you, never ever ever EVER! “Shut UP!” I yelled at the voice. “I will too make him fall in love with me!” Kriff. Kyp was staring at me strangely. Strangely, because he wasn’t looking at me like I was crazy. He was looking at me as if he was amused. He had an ebony brow raised and a grin that was spreading by the second. It was as if what I had done—screaming randomly at myself, that is—was nothing out of the ordinary. Kriff. I cleared my throat and tried to think of an appropriate explanation. “Uh, sorry. I was just thinking. Too hard. Stressed out, is all.” And I even attempted to smile sheepishly at him. And I didn’t even have to lie. “Uh-huh.” It didn’t seem like he believed me, though. He unbuckled his restraints—in my very deep contemplation I had failed to notice that we had entered hyperspace—and he stretched a bit. “Do you usually yell at yourself when you’re stressed out?” “Yeah, I do. When I have nothing else to yell at.” Which was also totally true. I watched him take the step it took to reach my chair, resting his arm across its backrest as he leaned over me. I could smell him. He smelled nice. He smelled very…Kyp. Manly, spicy, with a just a hint of ale. “And who, may I ask—” He was smirking. Force, he was smirking. That meant he knew something. What if he was reading my thoughts all this time? Kriff. The scent of him was distracting enough, but now my brain was probably overloading with all the possible questions he might ask and how to answer them. I looked straight ahead, out the cockpit, at the swirling tunnel of hyperspace, trying to calm myself down. Because I knew that if he asked what I thought he was going to ask, I’d have a very, very difficult time lying to him “—who is ‘he’ that Jaina Solo is planning to seduce?” Kriff. Think fast, Solo. Think fast. And then I knew exactly what I had to do. I unbuckled my own restraints and got out of the chair, away from the oh-so-lovely scent of Kyp Durron. I was going to call his bluff on this one, Force help me. “That’s not something you’re entitled to know.” The way I pulled that off was so vixenish that I surprised even myself. I felt him following me to the bridge and into the main cabin, where I headed straight to the drink processor and poured myself a glass of the only thing he had on board: whiskey. How convenient. I took a seat at the dejarik table (Kyp had apparently modeled the inner layout of this ship after the Falcon’s). He was smirking now, leaning against the doorframe of the entrance to the cabin. “You’re not telling, huh?” I shook my head, noticing how very roguish he looked, with his arms crossed in front of his chest and his smirk as arrogant as always. Sexy. I took a rather big swig of the whiskey and shook my head. “Not unless you tell me where we’re going.” And I knew he wasn’t going to tell me, so I was safe. Or so I thought. “All right, deal.” Kriff. He swaggered over to the table and took a seat right next to me on the bench, pressing against the right side of my body with his left. “I’m taking you a nearby moon—Letye. In fact, we should we getting out of hyperspace in about five minutes. There’s a restaurant I want to take you to.” I eyed him suspiciously, but only to cover up the fact that I was panicking inside. What was I going to tell him now? “Okay,” I said, trying to stall for time. “What’s so special about this restaurant?” His smirk widened and he waved a condemning finger at me. “Not until you tell me, Jay.” I rolled my eyes, trying my best to look annoyed, and—shockingly—succeeded at it. “Fine. Okay. I’ll tell you.” I set my glass down on the table and turned to face him, cursing silently all the way. “You promise not to tell anyone?” He laughed at that. “It’s me, Jaina.” Kriff, I just loved it every time he said my name. He could say it like no one else in the entire galaxy could. It made my heart flutter. And then I remembered what I had to do. Think fast, Solo. Think fast. “Fine, okay.” I was now sitting cross-legged on the bench, directly facing him. He had an arm draped across my backrest, and I thought I could hear my heart about to pound its way out of my chest. I took a deep breath. “So I’ve been pining after someone for as long as I can remember, but it’s as if I’m invisible to him, right?” Kyp snorted. “Jaina Solo experiencing unrequited love? Now that’s new.” I glared at him, but inside I was beaming. Did I just hear Kyp complaining about other guys lusting after me? This was a definite good sign. “Look, do you want to know, or not?” “All right, all right. Go on.” “Thing is, though, he’s been kind of seeing someone else lately.” “You’re going to steal him?” He looked kind of shocked and amused at the same time. “No, no!” Now I was getting frustrated at him. “I said ‘kind of’ seeing, okay? I don’t even know if they’re together or not.” “Just tell me who it is, Jay. If you let me in on your plan, I could even help you out.” Okay, wait. Help me out? Surely that’s not something he’d say if he was jealous at all. He’d be all protective and be all, “Jaina, tell me who he is so I can dismember him and disintegrate him and prove to you that you belong to me!” He probably meant it as a joke, but I didn’t care. I was heartbroken. All my hopes were shattered into a million pieces and blasted into oblivion. I would have just as been happy if I’d been thrown into a sarlacc pit. I know, overly dramatic, but it was all true. To an extent. I suppose my disappointed turned to complete frustration then, that he’d be so callous and stupid not to figure it out, that I just recklessly blurted: “No, I don’t think I’d need your help. Because really, now that I think about it, it won’t be hard at all. After all, I’m only trying to seduce Jag Fel.” -- In which the plot actually goes somewhere and a complication arises! Den
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Jedi_Jaina_Durron Registered: Dec '01	Date Posted: 8/31/05 5:25pm Subject: RE: Something Less Ordinary [K/J with a twist...] Hormone-induced insanity has moved! AUGUST 31, 200
	Oh, my goodness, Den! You're back! Wonderful post, of course. Hormone-insane Jaina is so much fun! Is it too soon to ask for more? -----signature----- “Jacen, never stop asking questions." -Luke "The vaping lines keep moving." - Kyp "Fiction confronts you with the awesome fact that you are not the only real thing in this world." --Zadie Smith
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Marianne_Solav Registered: Nov '01	Date Posted: 8/31/05 8:29pm Subject: RE: Something Less Ordinary [K/J with a twist...] Hormone-induced insanity has moved! AUGUST 31, 200
	You're back! Great post! I'll be waiting for the next one. -----signature----- http://www.allianceimperiale.com/ Quebec's SciFi costuming group! http://photobucket.com/albums/v736/Marianne_Solav/ http://www.rebellegion.com
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Connemara Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 8/31/05 10:08pm Subject: RE: Something Less Ordinary [K/J with a twist...] Hormone-induced insanity has moved! AUGUST 31, 200
	OH NO!!!! That crazy girl!!! What a mistake!!!! Good post! Keep them up now. -----signature----- @~`~ So you think you can love me and leave me to die? RIP Jeffy- clear skies from here on out
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princess_melissa Registered: Mar '05	Date Posted: 9/1/05 5:25am Subject: RE: Something Less Ordinary [K/J with a twist...] Hormone-induced insanity has moved! AUGUST 31, 200
	YAY!!! I read the first part a while ago. I'm glad you're continuing it. This is going to be interesing to see how Jaina works this one out. Can't wait for more. -----signature----- Knighted by Zonoma Twich's Twisted Sisters! My FanArt - Updated 12/14 http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=21750870 My Drabbles - http://boards.theforce.net/Message.aspx?topic=24379801&brd=10477&start=24379808 Twins Suns 5
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Jadie Registered: Jan '05	Date Posted: 9/1/05 9:23am Subject: RE: Something Less Ordinary [K/J with a twist...] Hormone-induced insanity has moved! AUGUST 31, 200
	Why do have I got a feeling that Jaina's in big trouble...? Glad that you're back Den! And of course, I want PMs!!!! -----signature----- Jade Squadron: Jade 32 I Love Tang! Fanfics on profile "She rules, until the end of time, she gives and she takes. She rules, until the end of time, she goes her way" - Mother Earth
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VaderLVR64 Title: Fan Fic Manager in Combat Boots Registered: Feb '04	Date Posted: 9/3/05 7:54pm Subject: RE: Something Less Ordinary [K/J with a twist...] Hormone-induced insanity has moved! AUGUST 31, 200
	This looks like the start of a wonderful story! -----signature----- If you have to choose between tears and laughter, remember that laughter burns more calories. Army Mom! HOOAH! Adopt a soldier: http://soldiersangels.org/
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Jedi_Sword Registered: Jul '05	Date Posted: 9/3/05 11:25pm Subject: RE: Something Less Ordinary [K/J with a twist...] Hormone-induced insanity has moved! AUGUST 31, 200
	OH MY GOSH!!! I never replied to your story on the other board, but I wanted you to know that I LOVE this fic!!!! I think I squealed when I saw that there was more! (no, really). I love the little voice inside Jaina's head; hilarious. And her different names for Kyp; my favorite so far is definitely "hot bod" LOVE IT!!! ~JS -----signature----- “Oh, I don't think I would care to catch a sensible man. I shouldn't know what to talk to him about.” –The Importance of Being Earnest "It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live" -Victor Hugo, Les Miserables Ultra Proud Padawan of Courtney_Solo
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RevaDurron Registered: Jan '05	Date Posted: 9/4/05 1:17am Subject: RE: Something Less Ordinary [K/J with a twist...] Hormone-induced insanity has moved! AUGUST 31, 200
	Now she has done it! She just ruined her chance. She will have more right? Right? Good story Den, I liked the prequel too. -----signature----- I find your lack of posts disturbing.
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