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Kissa 
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Date Posted: 2/18/06 7:34am Subject: RE: Warped (J/J, A/P) *Update* Feb. 15 (J/J) Vong rip fabric of universe (past and EU char.)
Corellian_Cutie

WHAT? JAG'S ENGAGED???? NO!! HE'S MINE! but after that's he's all jaina's...=]

Er... Jag's finace disagrees with you adamently. But Jag perfers you to her. love

Imperial-hippy

i cant speek for Kissa but i can think of only one reson to bring Jar Jar into a story ... so he can meat the wrong end of a lightsaber!

That and it's a lot of fun to have Han going crazy with weird alien creatures.

hmmm, cant wait.

Anakin dosent look like a calm jedi, i wonder if he might fall to the dark side this time?

And was palpy actually scared of luke?!


I'm not sure if he'll fall to the dark side. That's still in the planning stages. And yes, Palpy was scared / worried.

skywalkerlover00

I'm confused.. but I have to ask... WHY WOULD YOU BRING JAR JAR INTO THIS???? good job though.

Jar Jar is here to irritate Han. Hope the next chapter clears up some confusion.

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thx kissa.. now im understanding it.

You're welcome.

 

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skywalkerlover00 
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Date Posted: 2/18/06 8:01am Subject: RE: Warped (J/J, A/P) *Update* Feb. 15 (J/J) Vong rip fabric of universe (past and EU char.)
ok, are we going to meet jag's fiance soon?

 

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Corellian_Cutie 
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Date Posted: 2/18/06 8:53am Subject: RE: Warped (J/J, A/P) *Update* Feb. 15 (J/J) Vong rip fabric of universe (past and EU char.)
Er... Jag's finace disagrees with you adamently. But Jag perfers you to her.

thanks love have a flower rose

alright...let's get her into this thread so we can bash her.

when's the next update?

 

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skywalkerlover00 
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Date Posted: 2/18/06 9:09am Subject: RE: Warped (J/J, A/P) *Update* Feb. 15 (J/J) Vong rip fabric of universe (past and EU char.)
^ you want to bash jag's fiance? lol. sorry i love jag but i have to support his descision.. lol i'll probably help bash too.

 

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Corellian_Cutie 
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Date Posted: 2/18/06 3:42pm Subject: RE: Warped (J/J, A/P) *Update* Feb. 15 (J/J) Vong rip fabric of universe (past and EU char.)
bashing=fun tongue

 

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Solo--Wan 
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Date Posted: 2/18/06 5:33pm Subject: RE: Warped (J/J, A/P) *Update* Feb. 15 (J/J) Vong rip fabric of universe (past and EU char.)
Great! Toobad Jar-JAr's not out of it...but gteat post! Padme and Leia on the same ship...should be interesting.

 

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Kissa 
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Date Posted: 2/20/06 5:03am Subject: RE: Warped (J/J, A/P) *Update* Feb. 15 (J/J) Vong rip fabric of universe (past and EU char.)
Solo-wan

Great! Toobad Jar-JAr's not out of it...but gteat post! Padme and Leia on the same ship...should be interesting.

It will be. (hint: Padme's only fourteen . . . shhh Poor Anakin.)

skywalkerlover00

^ you want to bash jag's fiance? lol. sorry i love jag but i have to support his descision.. lol i'll probably help bash too.

Who said it was his decision?

Corellian_Cutie

thanks have a flower

alright...let's get her into this thread so we can bash her.

when's the next update?


Thanks for the flower. Next update is in . . T- 10 minutes. . .


......

Oh, and Jag's finace is scheduled to make an appearence in chapter seven, so it's still some distance away.

 

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Kissa 
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Date Posted: 2/20/06 5:05am Subject: RE: Warped (J/J, A/P) *Update* Feb. 15 (J/J) Vong rip fabric of universe (past and EU char.)
Chapter Three, Underestimated

Coruscant, temple

Hara De, Yuuzhan Vong warrior, came to a stop outside of the infidel temple that had abruptly appeared on Yuuzhan’tar. Raising his hand, he signaled for his warriors to move forward. They would destroy the infidel complex and then get back to the more important task of discovering where the escaped Jedi had run off to.

As he walked up the stone steps, he started thinking about the Jedi. Whoever was in this temple would be no match for him. And he would gain only scanty honor for defeating them – if there were people in the building at all. What he really wanted to do was find the Jedi Who Was Shaped and the illusion brat . . . and be the one responsible for bringing them back.

Curse the gods for allowing him to be the closest search squad in range when the infidel building had appeared. With a flick of his wrist, he hardened his ampi-staff, intending to break down the sealed doors leading into the building.

As it turned out, he didn’t need to. The doors opened by themselves (the infidels no doubt in a hurry to die). He whirled his amphi-staff and took a step back, praying that he would have at a least a minor challenge.

A small, old green man came out, walking extremely slow and supporting himself on a cane.

Hara De decided that the gods hated him. Couldn’t a worthy opponent have come forth from the infidel structure? He growled. “Die!” and shot forward, not even bothering to plan a significant attack.

It was the last mistake of Hara De’s life.

Yoda dropped his walking stick, pushing back his brown robes and drew his miniscule lightsaber to his hand with one fluid motion. Then he was airborne, leaping over the Vong’s head and driving his lightsaber into his assailants back with enough force to penetrate the Vondom Crab armor.

Rather than stop there, he turned his attention to the other attackers, killing four more before the Vong had time to reclassify him from ‘withered, old infidel’ to ‘accursed jeedai’.

And once they did realize, the rest of the Jedi Council had stepped out. Mace ignited his purple blade. Shak Ti ignited her blue one. Ki-adi-mundi drew his, turning it on. Kit Fisto and Aayla Seccula also drew their blades.

The farthest Vong had the thought that he should run away and notify his crèche leader of the infestation of jeedai on the planet. But the thirst for honor proved too much, and he charged into the battle, thrusting his amphistaff against Mace’s purple lightsaber while flinging a handful of thud bugs at the other jeedai.

He reversed his staff, changing it into snake form and sending it toward Mace’s leg. The tall black Jedi, caught off guard by the sudden change of the creatures shape, moved his lightsaber to intercept; however, that was what the Vong had planned on. It drove one spiked hand into Mace’s face, opening a deep gash along the Jedi Master’s cheek.

And then Shak Ti drove her blade into the Vong’s back, and he died.

**

Coruscant, streets

Tahiri Veila and Valin Horn were on the run. They had been captured by the Vong while on Tatoonie and brought to Coruscant. They had escaped in record time – thanks to Valin’s skills with Force illusions. Now Tahiri was determined to not get recaptured, and Valin was just struggling to keep up.

More often than not, he was falling behind. Tahiri was extremely strong in the Force. She was able to leap effortlessly over obstacles in her path with a small boost of Force energy. Being of the Horn-Halcyon line of Jedi, he wasn’t gifted with telekinetic powers, and that was proving much, much more difficult.

He stumbled, scraping his knee along a piece of rusting metal covered by a thin mossy covering. Sithspit! he thought angrily. He got back to his feet, ignoring the thin trickle of blood, and racing to catch up with the older Jedi.

A few meters later, he realized that she was gone. He slowed to a stop, breathing heavily. “Great,” he murmured. He stretched out with the Force, searching for a hint of her presence, and finding it somewhere below him and to the left. “How’d you get there?” he murmured.

No one answered.

Moving at a slower pace, the fourteen year old Jedi-in-training made his way through the plant covered rubble of Coruscant.

**

Coruscant, outside the Jedi Temple

Tahiri climbed up an old ventilation shaft, emerging in the bright sunlight of the planet’s surface. Narrowing her green eyes, she spotted a towering structure completely devoid of plant life.

Inside the building, she sensed Jedi. Confusion rushed at her. Was she imagining things? Keeping low, she raced toward the structure. There were sounds of a fight as she approached. She could hear the buzzing hiss of lightsabers and smell the scent of burned Vondom Crab armor.

Taking the stairs four at a time, she drew her reclaimed lightsaber, igniting it just as a Jedi woman killed the last Vong. She came to a stop, eyeing the group of Jedi. “Who are you?” she demanded.

The smallest of the Jedi, a little wizened old man who resembled the holos she had seen of Master Yoda bent down and picked up his walking stick. “Jedi Master Yoda, I am.”

“Who are you?” a tall black man asked.

“Jedi Knight Tahiri Veila.” She paused. “How did you get here? Don’t you know it’s dangerous? The Yuuzhan Vong hate the Jedi. They’ll tear this building down and sacrifice each and every last person inside to their gods insatiable thirst for blood.”

“Stop them, we will.”

“You can’t,” Tahiri said bluntly. “They rule the planet. There is no way that you can escape.”

“Trust the Force, we must,” Yoda said softly. He started back into the Temple. “Come.”

The others followed him in, as did Tahiri. For the moment, she was far too preoccupied with the appearance of the Jedi to concern herself with the missing Jedi-in-training.

“Who is your Jedi Master?” Ki-adi-mundi asked her as they walked down a stone corridor.

“Curious about this, I am also,” Yoda said.

Tahiri gave an impatient toss of her head. “Master Skywalker.”

There was a moment of stunned silence. Then Mace spoke up, tones harsher than he intended. “The Council has not granted Skywalker the rank of Master. He shouldn’t be training anyone.”

Tahiri blinked. “You’re the Jedi Council?” she asked. She sucked at the inside of her lip. If this was Yoda and the Jedi Council of old . . . then the Yuuzhan Vong had use it. She sighed, she had never heard much about the superweapon – only that it would bring destroyed fleets back to life and there might be uncontrolled bleed-over in some parts of the galaxy.

“Yes, we are all members of the Council,” Shak Ti said softly.

“Yeah well, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you’re all dead.”

Mace’s eyes narrowed, and it was all he could do to resist quirking an eyebrow and saying ‘Really?’ The others reacted accordingly.

“What exactly are you saying?” Ki-adi-mundi demanded, actually voicing his concerns.

Tahiri stopped walking. “There’s a lot that you don’t know.” She licked her lips. “But where to start?”

“Beginning is usually a wise starting point,” Yoda said. “Work from there, we can.”

But what’s the beginning for you? Tahiri thought. Well, asking couldn’t hurt. “What’s the year?”

“3,345 Circa,” Shak Ti said instantly.

“Right, so you’re in the midst of the Clone Wars, right?” she scratched her head. “Well, I don’t know much about this era, so I’ll give you a run-down, keeping things brief. If you have questions, you can ask them later.”

The Council nodded that this was acceptable.

Tahiri held up her right hand in a fist and slowly uncurled one finger. “First, Palpatine crowned himself emperor and seduced Anakin –“ she choked on the name, mind, heart, and soul flashing to her own Anakin.

“Of Skywalker, are we talking?” Yoda asked.

Tahiri recovered. “Yeah, Anakin Skywalker fell to the dark side, and got renamed Darth Vader. Then he helped the empire hunt down and destroy all the Jedi – except two: Yoda and Kenobi. The two of them trained Luke Skywalker and he overthrew the Empire.” Was that all the key points? She decided it wasn’t quite through enough. “Then the New Republic battled it out with the Imperial Remnant for a couple of decades.”

The council members looked shocked, and like they wanted to ask questions. But Tahiri was just getting to the good parts. “Then about three years ago the Yuuzhan Vong attacked. They hate Jedi, so it’s one of their main goals to kill us all. They destroyed Ithor, and Serpidal, and created these creatures called voxyn which hunt down and kill Jedi –“

“Slow down, you’re –“ Shak Ti started, but Tahiri continued.

“But we went to Mykrr and destroyed the queen . . . but Anakin died.” She paused. “And Coruscant was captured . . . and . . . that’s basically what happened. The War is still going on now.”

When she finished, she glanced around the hall they had stopped walking in. “So you see why you’re doomed, right?”

“See it, we do not. Explain more, you must,” Yoda said.

**
Coruscant, lower levels

She was a pilot, not an infantry member. As the scared and tattooed warrior swung his staff towards her, Cherith Fel stumbled back, trying to come to terms with her altered reality. The last thing she had remembered was battling the Ssi-ruuk, and taking a critical hit.

Even now the injuries she had sustained were bleeding freely. Her black flight suit was tattered, blood seeping from a large gash on her upper thigh, several small slashed across her stomach, and a vertical slash across her face. Her body was still cold from the lingering effects of space.

The shot she had taken had killed her life-support systems and left her dead in space. At the time that she had disappeared, she had been watching the Chiss forces being destroyed, and had been thinking that she would soon either die of exposure or be captured by the enemy and die in captivity.

What a surprise to be here.

It seemed that she was simply trading one death for another.

The Vong’s amphistaff curved toward her. She landed on her back, drawing her charric blaster and firing. She kept her eyes open, refusing to back down from death.

The blast hit the Vong in his armor plated chest, but didn’t have enough force to penetrate it. Then, seconds before the amphistaff tore into her body, a silver lightsaber snapped to life, catching the attack and throwing it aside.

Cherith blinked in surprise, watching a tall, dark haired young man fight the towering alien. He was a Jedi. She had heard of them – had even seen Skywalker and his wife when they had visited the Empire of the Hand. In spite of what she had heard and seen, witnessing one fight up close was impressive.

But the Vong was pretty deadly looking too. She got to her feet, aiming her charric blaster at the alien’s head. All Chiss pilots were expected to know how to shoot well. She was no exception.

She waited, biding her time and then fired.

This time the blast took him in the head and he crumpled like a dead weight to the floor. “Thank-you,” Cherith said, bowing slightly to the Jedi.

He looked from her to the dead Vong and back. “Wow,” he said, sounding genuinely surprised. “That was just . . .” He shook his head, hazel eyes wide. “There will be more. We should go.”

Cherith nodded in agreement. Later, when they were in a better position, she could ask questions.

**

The Vong party walked by, feet moving whisper soft against the ground. From where they were hiding, Cherith and Valin watched as they came to a halt and dropped the body of a blond woman to the ground.

Then two of the Vong grabbed her arms, lifting her partially from the ground. “Kill the jeedai,” one of them commanded. He tossed a silver handled lightsaber to the leader.

Valin tensed. He mouthed ‘I have to’ to Cherith and stood up, drawing his lightsaber. “Vong!” he shouted.

They spun, looking at him in surprise. “Catch me if you can!” he taunted

And then he took off running – without leaving at all.

He wasn’t sure why his illusions could fool the Vong. He was only grateful that they did. With a roar of challenge, several of the warriors tore off after the ‘escaping Jedi’.

Cherith raised her charric blaster and fired at the Vong holding the sharp blade to the Jedi’s neck. He crumpled, dead and the two holding the Jedi let go and uncoiled their amphistaffs, locking eyes with her.

Cherith fired at them evenly, as they advanced.

Valin slipped up behind them and shoved his lightsaber into the soft area directly under the armpit of the closest. The other Vong reacted with lightning fast reflexes. His foot hooked Valin’s legs and spilled him onto the ground.

Valin landed hard, twisting to his feet and moving his lightsaber to intercept the amphistaff.

In response the Vong kicked him in the face, and the battle was suddenly on.

With trickery on his side, Valin actually made a pretty good fighter. However, without the element of surprise, he was loosing ground quickly. What was more, this Vong seemed aware of Cherith’s presence too. Sparing a second in his fight with Valin, he kicked the young woman in the chest, sending her sprawling and her charric blaster flying from her fingers.

And then a few members of the team that had chased Valin’s illusion returned and things got worse.

**

Siri Tachi regained consciousness slowly. The sounds of a fight raged around her. Those creatures – the ones devoid of the Force – were still here. She could sense more approaching. Cracking one blue eye open, she spotted three of them standing on the sidelines watching the fight. A fourth was holding a pretty blond pilot, and a fifth was battling with a Jedi padawan with an abnormal haircut.

She drew herself together in the Force, reaching out to the padawan to let him know that she was ready to fight. He opened to her presence readily, moving his fight toward her as carefully as he could. When the Vong was close enough, Siri levitated her lightsaber, turning it on and thrusting it through the side of the creatures head.

As it toppled dead to the ground, she got to her feet and called her lightsaber to her hand. The blond pilot’s eyes widened. “Run!” she shouted, and grabbed a hold of the Vong’s arm around her throat. Throwing one leg back, she flipped him over her shoulder and suited actions to words.

Astonished that the piece of fluffy blond human had thrown him, the Vong took a second to recover. By that time the two Jedi and the pilot were on the run.

 

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Date Posted: 2/20/06 6:26am Subject: RE: Warped (J/J, A/P) *Update* Feb. 20 (J/J) Vong rip fabric of universe (past and EU char.)
First of all, I had to laugh hysterically when Yoda came out. Then Mace, Shak Ti, Ki-Adi, Kit, and Aayla. That was amazing.

It drove one spiked hand into Mace’s face, opening a deep gash along the Jedi Master’s cheek.

I got scared. I thought you were going to kill Mace sad


“Yeah well, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you’re all dead.”

Mace’s eyes narrowed, and it was all he could do to resist quirking an eyebrow and saying ‘Really?’ The others reacted accordingly.


haha, I loved that. You don't tell Mace he's dead! Threaten him and it'll be the last thing you do wink tongue


“Slow down, you’re –“ Shak Ti started, but Tahiri continued.

oh poor Old Jedi Council. Not used to Tahiri's massive amount of talking laugh


Siri Tachi regained consciousness slowly.


YAY SIRI!!!! happy That made me happy happy


This was a great chapter. I'm really loving this

 

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Date Posted: 2/20/06 8:48am Subject: RE: Warped (J/J, A/P) *Update* Feb. 20 (J/J) Vong rip fabric of universe (past and EU char.)
wh00t Yoda be's da Masta... I would like to be onb the PM list for this

 

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Date Posted: 2/20/06 9:09am Subject: RE: Warped (J/J, A/P) *Update* Feb. 20 (J/J) Vong rip fabric of universe (past and EU char.)
another gr8 post. i liked the fight at the temple. Yoda amazin as always.

i wonder how the old jedi will react when the find out about the new interpritation of the code, ie. bein alowed to love.

lol Mace really hates Anakin dont he?

can you put me on the pm list plz?

 

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Date Posted: 2/20/06 10:09am Subject: RE: Warped (J/J, A/P) *Update* Feb. 20 (J/J) Vong rip fabric of universe (past and EU char.)
hmm...the PT JC against the Vong.

Oh the fun grin


*begins selling tickets for a Shimmra v. Yoda fight *



Of course, one has to wonder how the JC will deal with the Jedi of today, who are all about the attachements.

 

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Date Posted: 2/20/06 11:03am Subject: RE: Warped (J/J, A/P) *Update* Feb. 20 (J/J) Vong rip fabric of universe (past and EU char.)
Kidan

*begins selling tickets for a Shimmra v. Yoda fight *

Hmm. If you're selling tickets I should probably write that fight soon . . . skull

Of course, one has to wonder how the JC will deal with the Jedi of today, who are all about the attachements.


Poor, outdated Jedi council. shame_on_you They're going to have problems with Kyp.

Imperial-hippy

another gr8 post. i liked the fight at the temple. Yoda amazin as always.

Yoda kicks Vong A$$. Glad you liked his fight.

i wonder how the old jedi will react when the find out about the new interpritation of the code, ie. bein alowed to love.

There will be problems.

lol Mace really hates Anakin dont he?

No, what makes you say that? whistling ::walks away quickly:: Actually I've always gotten the feeling that Anakin and Mace do not get along.

can you put me on the pm list plz?


Okay. You're on it.


Jedi_Fel

wh00t Yoda be's da Masta... I would like to be onb the PM list for this

Glad you like Yoda. He's sucessfully petitioned for you to be added to the PM list, so I put ya on.


SWpants666

First of all, I had to laugh hysterically when Yoda came out. Then Mace, Shak Ti, Ki-Adi, Kit, and Aayla. That was amazing.

That was good, wasn't it?

I got scared. I thought you were going to kill Mace


Kill Mace? Never.

You don't tell Mace he's dead! Threaten him and it'll be the last thing you do

Poor Tahiri, she doesn't know much about the old Jedi order . . .

oh poor Old Jedi Council. Not used to Tahiri's massive amount of talking

And they don't know much about her.
YAY SIRI!!!! That made me happy

My younger sister is a diehard Siri fan. When I was tossing ideas around for this fic, Siri was the first person she wanted to see.

This was a great chapter. I'm really loving this

I'm glad you approve.

 

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Kissa posted:

Poor, outdated Jedi council. shame_on_you They're going to have problems with Kyp.



Actually, I just imagined them sitting in their freaky little chairs, hissing at Ben the way Vergere did. Muttering about Jedi Dynasty's, and making snide comments about Jedi who marry. rolling_eyes


Of course then we would get to see Mara beat them all up for talking bout her boy that way. laugh

 

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Date Posted: 2/20/06 11:21am Subject: RE: Warped (J/J, A/P) *Update* Feb. 20 (J/J) Vong rip fabric of universe (past and EU char.)
Kidan posted:
Kissa posted:

Poor, outdated Jedi council. shame_on_you They're going to have problems with Kyp.



Actually, I just imagined them sitting in their freaky little chairs, hissing at Ben the way Vergere did. Muttering about Jedi Dynasty's, and making snide comments about Jedi who marry. rolling_eyes


Of course then we would get to see Mara beat them all up for talking bout her boy that way. laugh




And then Ben would probably get all teary eyed, sobbing about his 'Mommy hurting people'.

:growls about Ben protecting bug and stomps off::

 

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