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Imperial-Hippy
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Bikini: (A/T Humour, challenge responce)
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This is a Challenge responce from Anakin 'n' Tahiri's place:
http://boards.theforce.net/fan_fiction_resource/b10304/18446448/p9
Title: Bikini
Author: Impeiral-Hippy
Timeframe: Post NJO
Characters: Anakin/Tahiri
Genre: Humour
Summary: Tahiri is in for a suprise.
Disclaimer: I dont own nothing, leave me alone! 
Dadicated to my crazy Master Courtney_Solo. If she ever gets around to updating her fics.
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Tahiri made her way down the long corridor of the Jedi temple, feeling quite happy about her self. She had just had a good work out. Master Horn had congratulated her on her lightsaber skills, which was a high parse indeed from one so skilful in the art. She felt confident that she would be given her first Padawan soon, and she was very excited. She was hopping for Jyselle. Tahiri had been watching the young girl for quite some time now and was continually impressed.
Being of Horn blood, she was handicapped; she had no telekinesis power at all. However, this had only made her resolve stronger. She had trained furiously to enhance all her other attributes, to compensate for her weakness. And she had excelled. She had become one of the most cunning negotiators and highly skilled duellists of the order. Also like her farther she was able to channel heat energy, a powerful feet in Tahiri’s book. She was very much looking forward to training the girl.
Though perhaps the main reason she was feeling so happy, was a simple one. She was coming home to the man she loved with all her heart. The Galaxy’s most famous poets could not describe their love. They were friends, they were lovers and they were soul mates. Before she had discovered her feelings for Anakin, or before she had lost him, she would have regarded the meaning of ‘soul mates’ as poetic tripe. But now she knew that it was true, her and Anakin were made for one another.
When he died, she died with him. She had become a shell. She moved, she fought, she bled, but there was nothing in side. She was Hollow. When he returned, it felt like the big bang. The shell, that was her heart, imploded and released an entire universe into her.
For the first few months after his return Tahiri had refused to leave his sight, encase he might disappear again. This had led to them sharing a room, much to the discomfort of Liea.
Now she was not afraid to leave his side, for she had discovered something wonderful. Whenever they were away from one another, he was still there. In side of her. He was a source of pure love and devotion. He was always there to comfort her and reassure her. They were one being.
Tahiri walked up to the door of there shared quarters, with a smile as big as the Errent Venture on her face, her lips just as red. So wraped up in warm feelings and pleasant thoughts, was she, that she did not hear the laughter coming from behind the door. As she walked in she froze. She stood their, mouth a jar, eyes wide. She would have felt hurt, had she not been so very shocked. She could hardly believe her own eyes, and indeed blinked them a few times to make sure they were showing her the truth.
There standing in the middle of there quarters was her husband, though at the moment she hardly recognised him. She would have dragged the impostor out of her room kicking and screaming had she not felt his Force presence. This was indeed Anakin, though to Tahiri he was about as far from her husband at the moment than he could ever be. Even when he was dead.
Anakin Solo just stood there in front of her. Cheeks a deep shade of crimson, almost the same colour as the lipstick he had on. He was dressed in a yellow polka-dot bikini. A very small yellow polka-dot bikini. Tahiri’s yellow polka-dot bikini!
He was also wearing blue eye shadow and red lipstick. Again her make up. Of all the things Tahiri had considered that could have gone wrong in their marriage, this was not on any of her lists.
She wanted to shout at him, she wanted to hit him. And a small part of her wanted to laugh at him. But she could not do anyof those things, for she was too shocked to speak. All she could do was stare at him in disbelief.
“Tahiri. Please I can explain,” Anakin begged in an unusually high voice.
“W – why?” was all she could manage to force out.
“I liked the colour.” Anakin replied, hanging his head in shame, voice but a whisper.
“It’s a bikini! My bikini!” Tahiri shouted. Regaining the power of speech, as her shock gave way to outrage.
“I was going to wash it after words” Anakin responded trailing off as he realised how feeble his argument was.
“How could you?!” She cried. Her voice choking.
“Jacen wore Tenel Ka’s”
“If Jacen jumped of a bridge would you?!”
“I thought it might be fun.”
“Fun? Fun?! You call dressing up in your wife’s bikini fun?!” she screeched, anger and frustration rolling off her in waves.
Anakin didn’t answer, but just stared at his feet. His face now completely flushed.
“Well if you and Jacen enjoy this so much you can sleep in his quarters tonight!” she yelled as she slung him out of the door like and bag of rubbish.
Slamming the door behind her, she collapsed on her bed, and wondering what in the galaxy she had done wrong.
Hoped u liked it.
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Oh dear. 
I know that's not a sight I would want to come home to.  Very funny Imperial-Hippy.
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Oh dear... I don't know if I should laugh or cry... I'm very disturbed! 
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Quite disturbing, padawan! 
I liked it, it was very ... interesting. 
Thank you for the detication! 
C  S
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Healer_Leona:
I know that's not a sight I would want to come home to.
I think thats how Tahiri felt, her poor mascilin huband likes to were her clothes
Very funny Imperial-Hippy.
 thanks
TahiriSoloFan
Oh dear... I don't know if I should laugh or cry... I'm very disturbed!
yep well thats life, and i felt the need to do somthing a little ... diffrent
Courtney_Solo
Quite disturbing, padawan!
sorry master ... i am trying
I liked it, it was very ... interesting.
yes, intrseting ... 
Thank you for the detication!
no problem just repaying the favor and saying thanks for taking me on, even though it got u in troble with Zoname
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I got in trouble with Zonoma?!
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 look on The Cresh. sorry 
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(trying to work thought through skull) Why is Anakin wearing her bikini? Why would he want to wear any bikini. And how the kriff is he going to fit in her clothing, no man is that thin to fit in women's clothing. Were both brother's drunk? SOmething is missing here, is Janson and betting involved?
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Vally lord
lets just say it was a tight fit.
and no Jason wasnt involved. to be quite honest i dont know who he is i know u all go on a bout him. and i have no idea who he is. what books were he in? ive only read NJO DN and few others.
Lets just say the solo kids were geting in toch with there femmin sides.
to be quite honest, i was just reading the channege i this crazy thought poped into my mind. im a bit mad that way.
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Wes Janson is an actual saga Character intorduced in the Empire Striked Back. He is most closely involved in the X-Wing Wraith Squadron books. Wraith Squadron, Iron Fist, and Solo Command
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havnt read those. I will have to watch empire again. Thanks.
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Anakin Solo just stood there in front of her. Checks a deep shade of crimson, almost the same colour as the lipstick he had on. He was dressed in a yellow polka-dot bikini. A very small yellow polka-dot bikini. Tahiri’s yellow polka-dot bikini!
Dear God!
I knew someone would do this with this challenge
That was cute... or disturbing, I'll get back to you when I decide which  I did like the shift, with the very long serious setup about Tahiri's life and her relationship with the Jedi Order and Anakin only to switch to a big joke at the end
Nicely done
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Okay first of all, sorry kidan blame my computor. But i have corrected it now so it will look all nice and mistake free
YodaKenobi
Dear God!
yes?
I knew someone would do this with this challenge
of course, it was praticlly screaming, "Anakin in a bikini!"
That was cute... or disturbing, I'll get back to you when I decide which
yea im not sure my self.
I did like the shift, with the very long serious setup about Tahiri's life and her relationship with the Jedi Order and Anakin only to switch to a big joke at the end
thats what i was trying to do, nice to know it worked. Thanks.
Nicely done
thanks for reading, ill send you ur brib ... i meen present  soon.
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This challenge has gotten off to a, er, disturbing start.
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Imperial-Hippy posted:
havnt read those. I will have to watch empire again. Thanks.
Wes is Wedge's gunner in the snowspeeder FYI.
He is also the only Y-wing pilot that survived attacking the first death star, but they didn't say anything about him.
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Whitey posted:
This challenge has gotten off to a, er, disturbing start.
well at least its diffrent. I was reading the chalinge and i just thought "you know what would be funny? Anakin in the Bikini"
cant beat a bit of cross dresing jedi for a laugh.
Thanks for reading.
Valley_Lord posted:
Wes is Wedge's gunner in the snowspeeder FYI.
He is also the only Y-wing pilot that survived attacking the first death star, but they didn't say anything about him.
 i really should have known that. Empire is my favoret Film.
Thanks Vally.
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