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Kissa
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6/15/06 12:41pm
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Raaba Gets It All Wrong **************************Crack! Ship Roulette*************************** ***
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Title: Raaba Gets It All Wrong
Author: Kissa
Summary: Luke Skywalker saves Raaba’s life
Genre: Romance, humor. AU
Notes: Written for Crack Ships! Roulette
Couple Rabba / Luke Skywalker
Notes: I don’t know much about Rabba so she might be a bit out of character. Also, this is very, very short.
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Normally she hated humans. Normally she didn’t want to have anything to do with them. They had enslaved, destroyed, and manipulated far too many aliens over the course of centuries for her to really trust them.
Of course, being a Wookie, she had certain obligations.
Right now, her heart was thundering too loudly as she slowly came to the realization that the sandy haired human had saved her life. With a growl, she lifted him gingerly, checking him over to make sure he was still alive.
Once she found a pulse, she quickly pulled a medikit from her backpack and started applying a graft bandage to the stray blaster bolt he had gotten hit with. Before she got too far, he groaned, blinking open blue eyes.
“<Are you all right?>” she growled.
He nodded, once slowly. “Yes. Yes I am.” A frown touched between his eyes and he quickly added, “What about you Raabakyysh?”
She started, alarmed that he knew her name.
“Are you hurt?” he persisted when she didn’t answer.
She ran a nervous hand through her chocolate colored fur. “<No, you saved my life . . .>” she said, voice trailing off into a reluctant growl. She felt rather conflicted. On one hand she was thankful that she was alive. But on the other, she now owed a life debt to the sandy haired human male.
“Well, it wouldn’t have killed –“ Luke began, but Raaba was suddenly in motion.
She took his hands into hers, growling urgently. “<Let’s just get this over with.>”
“Over?”
“<Repeat after me,>” she said. Then, taking a deep breath, she began, her voice coming low and fast. “<Start by saying, “I” and then your name.”
The human smiled, humoring the distraught Wookie. “I, Luke Skywalker . . .”
“<Enter the hunt with Raabakyysh. Together we may prowl the lowest levels of Kashyyk in both peace and war.>”
“. . . enter the hunt with Raabakyysh. Together we may prowl the lowest levels of Kashyyk in both peace and war,” Luke repeated.
She shook her head mournfully. “<And I, Raabakyysh, enter the hunt with Luke Skywalker. Together we may prowl the lowest levels of Kashyyk in both peace and war.>”
“Do you want me to say that as well,” Luke asked lightly. He was hoping that whatever she was talking about would be over soon. He was curious what the words meant and why she was so insistent that he repeat after her.
“No,” Raaba growled. “<You already said your portion of the vows.>”
“Vows?” Luke asked, a hint of alarm showing through his voice. “What vows?”
“<Our Union Vows,>” Raaba explained. She reached one hand out and ruffled his hair. “<We are now a married pair.>”
“What!” Luke exclaimed, his Jedi cool suddenly forgotten. “What do you mean –“
“<It’s a custom of my people,>” Raaba said sadly. “<I owe you a life-debt for saving my life. The only way to repay it is to marry and remain with my husband for the remainder of my life.>”
Luke shook his head vigorously. “That’s not how it goes, Raaba.”
“<Don’t tell me the customs of my people,>” Raaba said indignantly. “<I think I know what Wookies do when someone saves their life.>”
“A life-debt means you have to save your rescuer’s life like they saved yours,” Luke said. “It doesn’t mean you marry them!”
Raaba turned his words over in her mind. Then, slapping one paw to her forehead, she growled, “<By Sith, you’re right . . . why didn’t you say something before we entered into marriage?>”
“I didn’t know what you were doing.”
“<Well what did you think I was doing?>” she asked with a grunt. Then, kicking the dirt lightly she added, “<Don’t you know what Union Vows sound like?>”
“For humans –“
She groaned. “<Just great, now I’m married to an ignorant human for the rest of my life.>”
“We could just pretend it never happened,” Luke said quickly. “There weren’t any witnesses. No one saw or heard anything –“
“<Speak for yourself! I was there and I meant my vows.” Her eyes darkened and she bared her fangs. “<And you will be my husband until one of us is dead.>” Privately she was extremely displeased with herself.
She had been getting everything right for a long time now – after all, she had realized that humans were bad.
So why’d she have to get the life-debt consequences all wrong?
It just wasn’t fair.
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RK_Striker_JK_5
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6/15/06 12:48pm
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Kissa, that rocked!! Raaba, Raaba, Raaba... Wait until Mara hears about you trying to steal her man. 
Title's awesome, too. And it figures Luke would know so much about Wookiee stuff.
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Kidan
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6/15/06 12:59pm
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That was great Kissa!!!
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SilSolo
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LOL that is hilarious and priceless! Raaba marrying Luke! Oh dear!
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Kissa
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6/16/06 6:52am
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SilSolo
LOL that is hilarious and priceless! Raaba marrying Luke! Oh dear!
Thanks.  I'm glad you like it.
Kidan
That was great Kissa!!!
Thanks.
RK_Striker_JK_5
Kissa, that rocked!! Raaba, Raaba, Raaba... Wait until Mara hears about you trying to steal her man.
I pity her then.
Title's awesome, too. And it figures Luke would know so much about Wookiee stuff.
Well, he has known his share of Wookies . . .
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6/16/06 10:21am
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I don't know who Raaba is, but damn that was funny
Is this pre-Mara, or is there going to be a cat fight sometime? 
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6/17/06 1:52am
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*coughs and almost chokes on her pop*
Oh my lord! 
That was just TOO! funny! Kissa, you've got a real knack for these lol!
Bravo! Raaba marrying Luke *snicker*
To answer everyone's question, Raaba is one of Lowie's friends from the YJK Series.
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7/3/06 11:16am
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Raaba is simply adorable. I love it!
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That was great and totally hilarious. Either way she now stuck married to Luke Skywalker!
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