Author Topic: Cooties {Han, young J/Z; Written for the Simpson's Quotation Roulette}
Mira_Jade  1452 posts
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Date Posted: 12/9/06 8:20am Subject: Cooties {Han, young J/Z; Written for the Simpson's Quotation Roulette} - Date Edited: 12/12/06 5:22pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Mira_Jade
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Cooties
Genre: Humor
Rating: G
Time Frame: before YJK
Characters: Han, young Jaina and Zekk

summary: Han's lessons for life. Written for the Simpon's Quotation Roulette. Mine was, “I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life.”


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Cooties
By Mira_Jade


Han Solo never professed to be a thinking man.

Who would believe him anyway?

He was a simple smuggler of modest means who had the fortune to fall in love with a Princess, and having three marvelous kids. He didn't profess to be a know it all. Yet he knew the basics.

Now it was time to pass on his wisdom.

“I want to share something with you.” Han said to his eight year old daughter and her urchin friend Zekk. “The three little sentences that will get you through life.”

“What're those daddy?” Jaina asked, and her brandy brown eyes flicked back to the door as if she were more interested in getting back to playing Jedi and Sith with her friend rather than hearing whatever her father had to say.

Han considered going slower just for that.

“First thing.” Han said looking his daughter straight in the eyes. “No boys. Ever. Stay away from them. They're nasty, dirty, no good varmints who are not worth you time.”

Jaina nodded, and her small eyebrow cocked in a way that was entirely her mother. “What about you?” She asked, genuinely not understanding her father's reasoning.

“I'm your dad.” Han said. “I don't count.”

She nodded again, smiled and looked at Zekk. “Can I keep Zekk too?”

Han fought the urge to glare, and inwardly he thought, Great, my daughter shows early signs of one of the problems of the worst kind. “For now.” He answered her though. He really did glare when Jaina thanked him and threw her arms around the surprised urchin in a sloppy hug.

The quiet kid looked embarrassed, and looked with wide two tone eyes at Han, almost as if asking for help. Han shrugged as his daughter stepped back, and and figured that this would be the best time to impart his next piece of wisdom on Zekk. “Zekk, do yourself a favor. Stay away from girls.”

Zekk nodded his understanding, yet worry flooded his eyes. “Except for Jaina right?”

Han nodded, altogether worried by the look that had entered the kids eyes. Poor kid he thought, yet wasn't able to say anything else for Jaina, unaware of her friend's plight screeched, “What's wrong with girls?!”

Surprisingly it was Zekk who answered, “They have cooties.”

Jaina looked aghast. “Oh yeah? Well boys have extra nasty cooties!”

Zekk took this literally. “How can there be worse cooties? Cooties are cooties.”

Jaina threw her arms up in a move that was all her mothers. “There just are!”

Han decided to intervene before the age old fight of 'boys vs. girls' got out of hand. “You both have cooties. So drop it!”

Jaina scowled. “What's the third thing then?”

Han smiled and leaned back with his interlaced hands behind his head. “It's a simple thing really. Just don't trust wide eyed farm boys, and wizened old Jedi Masters looking for passage to Alderaan.”

Zekk looked confused. “Why not?”

“Because.” Han answered as if it were the most obvious thing in the world. “It'll only lead to Princesses with giant cinabon hair.”

Zekk laughed, and pointed at Jaina. “I told you girls have cooties!”

Jaina glared, and before she could reply a voice sounded behind her, “What's wrong with cinabon hair, Han?”

Han grimaced, and fought the urge to curse, and turned to look down at the kids before addressing his clearly agitated wife. “You see what I mean about girls, Zekk?” The little boy nodded, and Han smiled and patted his head. “Good, now run along, I have to deal with my own girl.”

The kids scampered, and Han looked up in time to receive Leia's death stare. Yep, he would 'deal' allright. In his own special way. He stood up, and with wide opened arms, and a smuggler's grin he said, “How's my wonderful loving wife? Did I mention that I love you, and that you are the prettist Princess in the whole galaxy?”

Leia still glared yet their was a fond glow in her eyes. “Shove it Han.” She smiled, and upon seeing his wounded look she said. “Haven't you heard that boys have cooties?”

And with that she left the room.

Han humphed and sat back down.

Cooties were overrated.

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jedi_of_ennth  2017 posts
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Date Posted: 12/9/06 9:52am Subject: RE: Cooties {Han, young J/Z; Written for the Simpson's Quotation Roulette}
laugh That was adorable.

Jaina nodded, and her small eyebrow cocked in a way that was entirely her mother. “What about you?” She asked, genuinely not understanding her father's reasoning.
“I'm your dad.” Han said. “I don't count.”
She nodded again, smiled and looked at Zekk. “Can I keep Zekk too?”
Han fought the urge to glare, and inwardly he thought, Great, my daughter shows early signs of one of the problems of the worst kind. “For now.” He answered her though.


laugh Loved the characterization. Han was perfect. grin

“Zekk, do yourself a favor. Stay away from girls.”
Zekk nodded his understanding, yet worry flooded his eyes. “Except for Jaina right?”


laugh Too cute!

Leia still glared yet their was a fond glow in her eyes. “Shove it Han.” She smiled, and upon seeing his wounded look she said. “Haven't you heard that boys have cooties?”

laugh Leia always has to have the last word! tongue

Fun little vig. Thanks for sharing. applause

 

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Date Posted: 12/9/06 1:02pm Subject: RE: Cooties {Han, young J/Z; Written for the Simpson's Quotation Roulette}
I agree, adorable! love

Surprisingly it was Zekk who answered, “They have cooties.”

Jaina looked aghast. “Oh yeah? Well boys have extra nasty cooties!”

Zekk took this literally. “How can there be worse cooties? Cooties are cooties.”


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Date Posted: 12/9/06 2:37pm Subject: RE: Cooties {Han, young J/Z; Written for the Simpson's Quotation Roulette}
“You both have cooties. So drop it!”

laugh

Daddy Han was great.

Nice job with the quote and the characterization; the story was adorable.

 

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Date Posted: 12/9/06 6:36pm Subject: RE: Cooties {Han, young J/Z; Written for the Simpson's Quotation Roulette}
Who the hell can resist a fic called Cooties. I read it and laughed and immediately clicked the story.

That was just a wonderfully delightful viggie. Love papa Han trying to keep the kids innocent. We all wished we could.

 

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Date Posted: 12/9/06 7:40pm Subject: RE: Cooties {Han, young J/Z; Written for the Simpson's Quotation Roulette}
laugh Incredibly funny. And Healer_Leona's right. That title is irresistible . tongue

 

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Mira_Jade  1452 posts
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Date Posted: 12/10/06 7:29am Subject: RE: Cooties {Han, young J/Z; Written for the Simpson's Quotation Roulette}
Wow, thanks to everyone for reading!

I'll be back with replies latter. happy


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Date Posted: 12/10/06 12:06pm Subject: RE: Cooties {Han, young J/Z; Written for the Simpson's Quotation Roulette}
That was so sweet and funny!

Han decided to intervene before the age old fight of 'boys vs. girls' got out of hand. “You both have cooties. So drop it!”

laugh

The ending was great, too, and I love how you used the quote. Excellent work! applause

 

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Date Posted: 12/11/06 6:35pm Subject: RE: Cooties {Han, young J/Z; Written for the Simpson's Quotation Roulette}
Cooties! Ha!

Oh, poor Han trying to impart wisdom. This was absolutely hilarious. I'm making it my goal to reply to every one of these Simpsons Challenges, and I love them all. Great work!

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Date Posted: 12/11/06 8:24pm Subject: RE: Cooties {Han, young J/Z; Written for the Simpson's Quotation Roulette}
laugh

Han, Han, Han... *laughs* You've got him down!

I loved the young J/Z interaction and Han's reaction to it lol! He's so overprotective sometiems *snicker*


His pieces of wisdom were pricelss too! Stay away from boys and stay away from girls *snicker* The way each made exception only for the other was classic!

 

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Date Posted: 12/12/06 8:38am Subject: RE: Cooties {Han, young J/Z; Written for the Simpson's Quotation Roulette}
laugh laugh That was really funny laugh laugh

..and I learned a new word "cooties", I really had to check with my dictionary before I finally understood the story. whistling

cheers,

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Date Posted: 12/12/06 12:21pm Subject: RE: Cooties {Han, young J/Z; Written for the Simpson's Quotation Roulette}
laugh laugh laugh

Han smiled and leaned back with his interlaced hands behind his head. “It's a simple thing really. Just don't trust wide eyed farm boys, and wizened old Jedi Masters looking for passage to Alderaan.”


“What's wrong with cinabon hair, Han?”


laugh laugh laugh

Great job! I loved it!

 

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Date Posted: 12/12/06 1:29pm Subject: RE: Cooties {Han, young J/Z; Written for the Simpson's Quotation Roulette}
This was a lot of fun, Mira. I enjoyed the kids and Han's interesting set of rules to get through life. You prenseted to kids well. I loved the short attention span followed by the cottie fight.

Han smiled and leaned back with his interlaced hands behind his head. “It's a simple thing really. Just don't trust wide eyed farm boys, and wizened old Jedi Masters looking for passage to Alderaan.”

Zekk looked confused. “Why not?”

“Because.” Han answered as if it were the most obvious thing in the world. “It'll only lead to Princesses with giant cinabon hair.”


This was fantastic. laugh Very well done. the kids have no idea Han is talking about their mother and Uncle Luke!

Jaina glared, and before she could reply a voice sounded behind her, “What's wrong with cinabon hair, Han?”

Han grimaced, and fought the urge to curse, and turned to look down at the kids before addressing his clearly agitated wife. “You see what I mean about girls, Zekk?” The little boy nodded, and Han smiled and patted his head. “Good, now run along, I have to deal with my own girl.”


Somehow, I knew Leia was gonna show up. Excellent section and ending. applause

 

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Date Posted: 12/12/06 3:10pm Subject: RE: Cooties {Han, young J/Z; Written for the Simpson's Quotation Roulette}
Ha Ha Ha! laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Good, very good

 

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Date Posted: 12/12/06 5:00pm Subject: RE: Cooties {Han, young J/Z; Written for the Simpson's Quotation Roulette} - Date Edited: 12/12/06 5:23pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Mira_Jade
jedi_of_ennth posted:
laugh That was adorable.
Thank-you happy

Jaina nodded, and her small eyebrow cocked in a way that was entirely her mother. “What about you?” She asked, genuinely not understanding her father's reasoning.
“I'm your dad.” Han said. “I don't count.”
She nodded again, smiled and looked at Zekk. “Can I keep Zekk too?”
Han fought the urge to glare, and inwardly he thought, Great, my daughter shows early signs of one of the problems of the worst kind. “For now.” He answered her though.


laugh Loved the characterization. Han was perfect. grin
Thank-you happy

“Zekk, do yourself a favor. Stay away from girls.”
Zekk nodded his understanding, yet worry flooded his eyes. “Except for Jaina right?”


laugh Too cute!
Thank-you happy

Leia still glared yet their was a fond glow in her eyes. “Shove it Han.” She smiled, and upon seeing his wounded look she said. “Haven't you heard that boys have cooties?”

laugh Leia always has to have the last word! tongue
And you better believe it! tongue

Fun little vig. Thanks for sharing. applause
I'm gald you enjoyed it. Thanks for being the first to reply! hugs



VaderLVR64 posted:
I agree, adorable! love
Thanks! hugs

Surprisingly it was Zekk who answered, “They have cooties.”

Jaina looked aghast. “Oh yeah? Well boys have extra nasty cooties!”

Zekk took this literally. “How can there be worse cooties? Cooties are cooties.”


laugh applause
blush grin Glad you enjoyed!


emeraldshadow posted:
“You both have cooties. So drop it!”

laugh

Daddy Han was great.
Parenting brings out the wor- ahem I mean, best in everyone. LOL. The fuuny side at least. tongue

Nice job with the quote and the characterization; the story was adorable.
Thanks! Characterizations are always a pain . . .[/quote]

Healer_Leona posted:
Who the hell can resist a fic called Cooties. I read it and laughed and immediately clicked the story.
Ingenius title? Awe shucks, I knew that would bring people in. LOL wink
That was just a wonderfully delightful viggie. Love papa Han trying to keep the kids innocent. We all wished we could.
Don't we all. sad


Meredith_Kenobi posted:
laugh Incredibly funny. And Healer_Leona's right. That title is irresistible . tongue
Thanks! happy


Quotations_Roulette posted:
That was so sweet and funny!
Thanks! For the challenge as well. It was awesome! grin

Han decided to intervene before the age old fight of 'boys vs. girls' got out of hand. “You both have cooties. So drop it!”

laugh

The ending was great, too, and I love how you used the quote. Excellent work!
That good? wink grin [face_applause]


Jaded_Rose posted:
Cooties! Ha!

Oh, poor Han trying to impart wisdom. This was absolutely hilarious. I'm making it my goal to reply to every one of these Simpsons Challenges, and I love them all. Great work!
Wonderful goal, and a free reply for me.

I definately support that goal. LOL wink

I'm glad that you enjoyed! happy


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[quote=Jade_Max] laugh

Han, Han, Han... *laughs* You've got him down!
Thanks. For me he is one of the hardest characters to write. No idea why. confused

I loved the young J/Z interaction and Han's reaction to it lol! He's so overprotective sometiems *snicker*
Sometimes? raised_brow

His pieces of wisdom were pricelss too! Stay away from boys and stay away from girls *snicker* The way each made exception only for the other was classic!
Is that the J/Z in you coming out? tongue I'm glad you enjoyed it, I just love writing kids.[/quote]

[quote=verybusy] laugh [face_laugh] That was really funny [face_laugh] [face_laugh]
Thanks! happy

..and I learned a new word "cooties", I really had to check with my dictionary before I finally understood the story. whistling
Eek, sorry about that, yet I'm happy that you learned something new. See, Star Wars is good for more than one thing . . . tongue

cheers,

VeryBusy


ZekksGoddess posted:
[face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]

Han smiled and leaned back with his interlaced hands behind his head. “It's a simple thing really. Just don't trust wide eyed farm boys, and wizened old Jedi Masters looking for passage to Alderaan.”


“What's wrong with cinabon hair, Han?”


[face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]

Great job! I loved it!
Thanks! grin


brodiew posted:
This was a lot of fun, Mira. I enjoyed the kids and Han's interesting set of rules to get through life. You prenseted to kids well. I loved the short attention span followed by the cottie fight.
Thanks, I just took my little sisters, and then a fight back from kindergarten, then presto, a fic was born. tongue

Han smiled and leaned back with his interlaced hands behind his head. “It's a simple thing really. Just don't trust wide eyed farm boys, and wizened old Jedi Masters looking for passage to Alderaan.”

Zekk looked confused. “Why not?”

“Because.” Han answered as if it were the most obvious thing in the world. “It'll only lead to Princesses with giant cinabon hair.”


This was fantastic.[face_laugh] Very well done. the kids have no idea Han is talking about their mother and Uncle Luke!
Then they'd find it really funny. wink Or maybe I am just twisted . . .

Jaina glared, and before she could reply a voice sounded behind her, “What's wrong with cinabon hair, Han?”

Han grimaced, and fought the urge to curse, and turned to look down at the kids before addressing his clearly agitated wife. “You see what I mean about girls, Zekk?” The little boy nodded, and Han smiled and patted his head. “Good, now run along, I have to deal with my own girl.”


Somehow, I knew Leia was gonna show up. Excellent section and ending.
It's the mom radar. It goes for husbands as well as kids. LOL. My mom's dose anyway. It's creepy . . .

I'm glad that you enjoyed it, and thanks for the lovely review! hugs
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[quote=David_Skywalker01]Ha Ha Ha! [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]

Good, very good
Thanks! grin [/quote]

Thanks to everyone for reading! hugs kiss hugs

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Date Posted: 12/14/06 8:43am Subject: RE: Cooties {Han, young J/Z; Written for the Simpson's Quotation Roulette}
Anybody else? mischief

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