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Souderwan 
Registered: Jun '05
8129_Mace Windu
Date Posted: 8/4/07 5:02pm Subject: Win a date with Souderwan
I was inspired by an IM conversation. So here we go. This is an open call to anyone interested. This is open to all genders/races/ethnicities/religions/etc.

I will consider only posted applications from users over the age of 18.


You may start a complimentary JCC thread if you're interested.


Best application in the next week wins.

I will announce the winner in this thread next week. happy



 

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Souderwan 
Registered: Jun '05
8129_Mace Windu
Date Posted: 8/4/07 5:13pm Subject: RE: Win a date with Souderwan
Win a Date with Souderwan Official Application

Please ensure that you answer each question thoroughly and honestly. There are no "wrong" answers. Just ones that I won't like.


1. Name:

2. Age/Sex:

3. Why do you want to win a date with Souderwan?

4. Describe your ideal date.

5. Swimsuit: One piece or bikini?

6. What do you look for in a relationship?

7. How do you feel about midgets?

8. How do you feel about Oompa Lumpahs?

9. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

10. Use this question to impress me with your awesomeness.





 

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Darth_Morella 
Registered: Apr '04
47033_2008 Winter Holidays
Date Posted: 8/4/07 5:16pm Subject: RE: Win a date with Souderwan
Unladed regular or ultra? tongue

 

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Souderwan 
Registered: Jun '05
8129_Mace Windu
Date Posted: 8/4/07 5:19pm Subject: RE: Win a date with Souderwan
tongue I fixed it! tongue

 

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Darth_Morella 
Registered: Apr '04
47033_2008 Winter Holidays
Date Posted: 8/4/07 5:22pm Subject: RE: Win a date with Souderwan
lol

 

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Souderwan 
Registered: Jun '05
8129_Mace Windu
Date Posted: 8/5/07 9:10am Subject: RE: Win a date with Souderwan
Excellent applications so far! Such varied applications that I will have a tough time decided who to pick. Just a few responses:

DT421 posted:
I'm out of this by default, because that would be fraternization. blush



Good point. But I wouldn't tell if you don't. tongue

_princess_leia_ posted:
We could totally put off our date until sometime in October. tongue


Hmmm...this is a good suggestion. You may submit an application.

Grand_Admiral_Grant posted:
I feel excluded. not_talking


I specifically said thta it's open to all genders, Erwin, in the hopes that you'd submit an application. wink

Grand_Admiral_Grant posted:
7. How do you feel about midgets?

I think this question is only in there because Noundy wants to select a girl who is open for a threesome with Dani. tongue



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Souderwan 
Registered: Jun '05
8129_Mace Windu
Date Posted: 8/7/07 1:24pm Subject: RE: Win a date with Souderwan
I'm torn among a few applicants at this point. Therefore, I need pics of the following people:

JaceninDrag


The rest of you may post pics if you think it will affect my decision. tongue

 

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Darth_Guy 
Registered: Aug '02
17265_Lumpy
Date Posted: 8/7/07 1:25pm Subject: RE: Win a date with Souderwan
Do you really want pictures of someone with the username "JaceninDrag"?

 

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Souderwan 
Registered: Jun '05
8129_Mace Windu
Date Posted: 8/7/07 1:26pm Subject: RE: Win a date with Souderwan
Damned skippy I do!! mischief

 

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Souderwan 
Registered: Jun '05
8129_Mace Windu
Date Posted: 8/7/07 1:40pm Subject: RE: Win a date with Souderwan
JacenInDrag posted:
Brian wanted to see a picture of me. Only me. Cause I'm gonna win! wink

Here you go, sweetie!



I'm the one on the right!

teehee



Well done, hon! You look FABULOUS!!

wink

 

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JoinTheSchwarz 
Registered: Nov '02
5995_Sebulba
Date Posted: 8/7/07 1:41pm Subject: RE: Win a date with Souderwan
Great filename, Jace.

 

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OBIWAN-JR 
Registered: Oct '02
47275_2008 Winter Holidays
Date Posted: 8/7/07 2:20pm Subject: RE: Win a date with Souderwan
YodaKenobi posted:
9. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? lol you said "swallow".


lol.

Quality posting.


-JR happy

 

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Souderwan 
Registered: Jun '05
8129_Mace Windu
Date Posted: 8/7/07 2:21pm Subject: RE: Win a date with Souderwan
I lol'd at that myself, Jay! Haha!

 

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Souderwan 
Registered: Jun '05
8129_Mace Windu
Date Posted: 8/11/07 2:49pm Subject: RE: Win a date with Souderwan
dp4m posted:
1. Name: David

2. Age/Sex: 31 / None at the moment

3. Why do you want to win a date with Souderwan? See second part of answer to question #2. Plus, HELLOOOOO? SUBMARINER!!! Namor, FTW!

4. Describe your ideal date (as in what kind of activities). I'd like to get a technical explanation on how torpedos work, how they enter and exit the torpedo tubes and then get a demonstration. batting

5. Swimsuit: One piece or bikini? Bottoms only!

6. What do you look for in a relationship? My mate's capacity to be surrounded and enclosed in tight spaces with as many other men as possible and not going insane.

7. How do you feel about midgets? Ewoks good, Lullaby League good, Oompa-Loompas good, Nelwyns good; Lollipop Guild bad, Twin Peaks midget bad.

8. How do you feel about Oompa Lumpahs? See #7 above.

9. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? African or European?

10. Use this question to impress me with your awesomeness. My answer is not within the TOS guidelines most likely.

Kay, gals! Post your responses in this thread! Get them in, you've only got one week!



BOTH BRIAN AND BRJIANN T’TINK DIS IS MOST BRILLIANT POST! YOU WIN!

GOOD TRIES, THOUGH!

OOC: No! No! No!! It’s a brilliant post and all, but it’s not the one I want to date!! Stop it!!

IC: SHUT UP, LITTLE FAT MAN, OR BRJIANN WILL CRUSH YOU! ‘E SAID HE LIKES SUBMARINES! YOU SHOULD T’ANK ME!

OOC: Oh, I’ll “tank” you all right!!

IC: HEY!! WHAT'S DAT BIG METAL T'ING??

OOC: Now back off, you big oaf!! I'm picking a girl!!!

 

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Darth_Guy 
Registered: Aug '02
17265_Lumpy
Date Posted: 8/11/07 2:56pm Subject: RE: Win a date with Souderwan
This barbarian requires an exorcism. Be gone, demon!

 

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Souderwan 
Registered: Jun '05
8129_Mace Windu
Date Posted: 8/11/07 2:57pm Subject: RE: Win a date with Souderwan
GET BACK IN YOUR HOLE, BALDIE-MONK!!

 

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