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OBIWAN-JR 
Registered: Oct '02
47275_2008 Winter Holidays
Date Posted: 8/21/07 6:19am Subject: The Rules of Play to Stay at Chez Jay Jay...
So I have two 23 year old, gorgeous Australian ladies* coming to stay @ Chez Jay Jay later this week. They are both friends of mine that I met, and became good pals with, when they were both working at the bar next door to my offices.

They're flying home to Aus, after having been here for 18months, at the end of next week but unfortunately they are being turfed out of the flat they were staying in and have asked if they can crash at mine until they leave.

Being the gentleman that I am, I have obviously thrown them both a friendly lifeline, and told them that they are more than welcome to stay.

However, I feel that maybe I should have a few house rules whilst they are under my roof.


Here are the first two that I have come up with:

Rule no.1: All flat mates at Chez Jay Jay should feel free to walk around in their underwear at all times (Rule no.1 only superceded only by Rule no.2). Heating will be provided by Jay Jay in order to accommodate.

Rule no.2: Thursday is NAKED DAY @ CHEZ JAY JAY!!


I could do with some help on creating a few more rules.
Any suggestions, guys?

JCC: Please also feel free to help out here.**


Cheers,

Jay Jay happy


*Past experience shows that I seem to get on extremely well with Australian ladies. Please take note in respect of our forthcoming affair, Jess. wink

**Yes, Beez. This is REALLY happening in my life.
tongue

 

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Souderwan 
Registered: Jun '05
8129_Mace Windu
Date Posted: 8/21/07 6:23am Subject: RE: The Rules of Play to Stay at Chez Jay Jay...
1. I hate you.
2. You're my hero.
3. Your third rule should be: If it gets cold, all flatmates will huddle for warmth. Jay-Jay will adjust temperature to accomodate on NAKED THURSDAY!

 

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OBIWAN-JR 
Registered: Oct '02
47275_2008 Winter Holidays
Date Posted: 8/21/07 6:26am Subject: RE: The Rules of Play to Stay at Chez Jay Jay...
Oooooooo, that's a GREAT rule, Bri!

Thanx!


-JR happy

 

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Souderwan 
Registered: Jun '05
8129_Mace Windu
Date Posted: 8/21/07 6:31am Subject: RE: The Rules of Play to Stay at Chez Jay Jay...
Rule 4: Many pictures will be taken throughout the visit for [insert random reason here--maybe insurance purposes?]. These pictures will be shared with Jay-Jay's closest friends (Chris, Jay, and Brian in this case) to keep them safe.

 

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OBIWAN-JR 
Registered: Oct '02
47275_2008 Winter Holidays
Date Posted: 8/21/07 6:39am Subject: RE: The Rules of Play to Stay at Chez Jay Jay...

Stay @ Chez Jay Jay Rules of Play so far... posted:
Rule no.1: All flat mates at Chez Jay Jay should feel free to walk around in their underwear at all times (Rule no.1 only superceded only by Rule no.2). Heating will be provided by Jay Jay in order to accommodate.

Rule no.2: Thursday is NAKED DAY @ CHEZ JAY JAY!!

Rule no.3: If it gets cold, all flatmates will huddle for warmth. Jay-Jay will adjust temperature to accomodate on NAKED THURSDAY!

Rule no.4: Many pictures will be taken throughout the visit for [insert random reason here--maybe insurance purposes?]. These pictures will be shared with Jay-Jay's closest friends (Chris, Jay, and Brian in this case) to keep them safe.

Rule no.5: All spillages on blouses, will be cleaned up by Jay Jay.

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-JR happy

 

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Souderwan 
Registered: Jun '05
8129_Mace Windu
Date Posted: 8/21/07 10:14am Subject: RE: The Rules of Play to Stay at Chez Jay Jay...
Katya and CHRIS posted:

Stay @ Chez Jay Jay Rules of Play so far... posted:
Rule no.1: All flat mates at Chez Jay Jay should feel free to walk around in their underwear at all times (Rule no.1 only superceded only by Rule no.2). Heating will be provided by Jay Jay in order to accommodate.

Rule no.2: Thursday is NAKED DAY @ CHEZ JAY JAY!!

Rule no.3: If it gets cold, all flatmates will huddle for warmth. Jay-Jay will adjust temperature to accomodate on NAKED THURSDAY!

Rule no.4: Many pictures will be taken throughout the visit for [insert random reason here--maybe insurance purposes?]. These pictures will be shared with Jay-Jay's closest friends (Chris, Jay, and Brian in this case) to keep them safe.

Rule no.5: All spillages on blouses, will be cleaned up by Jay Jay.

Rule no.6: At Chez Jay Jay - When watching horror moivies, all flatmates must snuggle on couch (male flatmates in between female flatmates) for "protection".

Rule no.7: At Chez Jay Jay - Sunday nights are "whipped cream & cherry sundae" night. Sundaes are consumed off of the stomach of each flatmate...






 

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OBIWAN-JR 
Registered: Oct '02
47275_2008 Winter Holidays
Date Posted: 8/21/07 2:37pm Subject: RE: The Rules of Play to Stay at Chez Jay Jay...
The ladies arrive tomorrow.
I am preparing the jacuzzi...

tongue


-JR happy

 

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JoinTheSchwarz 
Registered: Nov '02
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Date Posted: 8/21/07 2:38pm Subject: RE: The Rules of Play to Stay at Chez Jay Jay...
You lucky bastard. tongue

 

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Everton 
Registered: Jul '03
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Date Posted: 8/21/07 2:38pm Subject: RE: The Rules of Play to Stay at Chez Jay Jay...
JoinTheSchwarz posted:
You lucky bastard. tongue
QMAOFT. NIAWYC. etc...

 

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Souderwan 
Registered: Jun '05
8129_Mace Windu
Date Posted: 8/21/07 2:39pm Subject: RE: The Rules of Play to Stay at Chez Jay Jay...
Everton posted:
JoinTheSchwarz posted:
You lucky bastard. tongue
QMAOFT. NIAWYC. etc...



Indeed. (formally known as +1)

 

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OBIWAN-JR 
Registered: Oct '02
47275_2008 Winter Holidays
Date Posted: 8/21/07 2:42pm Subject: RE: The Rules of Play to Stay at Chez Jay Jay...
I can't seem to take this perma grin off my face....

grin


In all seriousness though, I am SO glad that they are coming as they are leaving two days earlier than planned and they are such good fun. I've been so busy at work for the last two months that I haven't seen the pair of them that much, so, as the Aussies would say:

I'm stoked, mate!


-JR happy


PS - I am, of course, also a lucky, lucky bastard and I know that Beez hates me right now!!

 

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Souderwan 
Registered: Jun '05
8129_Mace Windu
Date Posted: 8/21/07 2:43pm Subject: RE: The Rules of Play to Stay at Chez Jay Jay...
OBIWAN-JR posted:
I can't seem to take this perma grin off my face....

grin


In all seriousness though, I am SO glad that they are coming as they are leaving two days earlier than planned and they are such good fun. I've been so busy at work for the last two months that I haven't seen the pair of them that much, so, as the Aussies would say:

I'm stroked, mate!


-JR happy


PS - I am, of course, also a lucky, lucky bastard and I know that Beez hates me right now!!


*fixed

 

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OBIWAN-JR 
Registered: Oct '02
47275_2008 Winter Holidays
Date Posted: 8/21/07 2:44pm Subject: RE: The Rules of Play to Stay at Chez Jay Jay...
Thank you, my friend.
I am forgetting myself...


-JR happy

 

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Souderwan 
Registered: Jun '05
8129_Mace Windu
Date Posted: 8/21/07 2:45pm Subject: RE: The Rules of Play to Stay at Chez Jay Jay...
I'm here to help. happy

(If you were in the US Navy, that line would make you el oh ell. As it is, it's maybe smile-worthy)

 

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OBIWAN-JR 
Registered: Oct '02
47275_2008 Winter Holidays
Date Posted: 8/21/07 2:50pm Subject: RE: The Rules of Play to Stay at Chez Jay Jay...
Good to see that title in place, Commander!!

[face_salute!]


-JR happy

 

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Souderwan 
Registered: Jun '05
8129_Mace Windu
Date Posted: 8/21/07 5:10pm Subject: RE: The Rules of Play to Stay at Chez Jay Jay...
Glad you approve, my friend! Obviously I had to make a minor adjustment for space. wink

 

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