A Star Wars/ Army Men Crossover A new Post!

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  1. Emperor_Joe Jedi Master

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    Hi first fic! I been kinda readiting this one. Say what you like.

    Disclaimer: I dont own Army Men or Star Wars or Super Smash Bros or Spider man or Lost in Space or else I would own this site.

    Summary: A portal opens in the Star Wars Universe and sucks in Luke, and Boba Fett. you want a story spoiler well too bad.

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    Boba Fett: Well Well I got you now boy.
    *A portal opens*

    Boba Fett: What the...............AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
    *The room turns white*

    Boba Fett:*waking up* Were am I?

    Plastro: He's alive now kill him!

    Boba Fett:Wait!!! What is going on?

    Plastro:You just been captuered spying for the Green army. That's what.

    Boba Fett:*notices he is made out of a plastic material* I am not spying for anyone!
    I am the bounty hunter Boba Fett and I dont even know what you are talking about!

    Plastro:Tannenburg! Put Boba here though the lie deactor
    *rigs a huge machine of spining blades lava pits and his personal favorite, a Bionic Spider, always a crowed pleaser.*

    Boba: How is that a lie deactor?

    Plastro: I don't know. I will figure it out eventuly.

    Boba: Is there a way to prove I am not a spy?

    Plastro: No.

    Boba: AWWWWWWWWWWWW....

    Plastro: Get me a bottle of spiked ketchup.

    In a Another universe away....

    Pikachu: My ketchup sense is tingling!!!! It's in danger.

    Link: MEDIC!!!!!

    Back to the future..I mean to where we were..yeah that it! I watched that movie too many times....

    Boba: Where am I going to get spiked ketchup?

    *Pikachu: Danger is gone Will Ketchupison
    Link: That medic still here?*

    Plastro: That's your problem, bub.

    *suddenly a bottle of spiked ketchup falls out of the sky*

    Boba: Um.. Here?

    Plastro: Hey my bottle of spiked ketchup!!!! Welcome to the Tan Army! Bio Weapons are on the left, Mecanical
    horrers are futher down the hall, My china doll colletion is the room whith all the flowers and frills coming out of it. If you have any qustions the tourist info of our top secret base is below the 1000000000 foot
    sign outside saying Wecome to our millatry base! We hope your stay here was plesant.

    Boba: Sign has got to go.

    Plastro: But I like that sign. I think it relly send out the message of keep out!

    Boba: Naw, it says Wecome to the hotel Hillton.

    Plastro: It does not say Hillton on it at all.

    Boba: You missed the point.

    Plastro: What point?

    Boba: The point.

    Plastro: Which point?

    Boba: Where geting off track.

    Plastro: Which Track?

    Tannenburg: The Green blew up a track.

    Boba: Never mind.

    Plastro: Why do we park on driveway's, and drive on parkway's?

    Boba: What?

    Plastro: Never mind.

    Boba: Which mind?

    Tannenburg: Dur?

    Boba: huh?

    Plastro: uh..........

    Tan Trooper 1: Sir a unexaptaed ouacrance
    has happend in the China doll room...

    Plastro: Get all Troopers down there at once!!!!!!!!!!

    Tan Trooper 2: Sir one of them broke.......

    Plastro: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Tan scienteist1: Sir, we will turn all of our attenaion away from The Green Bomb That would win us the war to fix you doll.

    Plastro: Damn straight!

    Boba: No focus on the bomb!

    Plastro: BUT.....

    Boba: The only but in this coverastion is a spanked one! Now go to your room!

    Plastro: Okay*begens to turn to go to his room* Hey! You can't tell me to do that!

    Boba: Yes, I can I am your mother! Wait that did't sound right.

    Plastro: Damn strait!

    Plastro's Mother: Shut yor mouth litte mister.

    Plastro: Yes moma.. Hey how did you get in here?

    Plastro's Mother: I been here for the past 2 days.

    Plastro: Oh.

    Boba: Plastro got told by his moma!

    Plastro: Shut up!

    Plastro's Mother: Platro, Dont sink to his level.

    *Boba Has a shocked look on his face*

    Plastro's mom: Clean your room booth of you.

    Boba and Plastro: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

    Plastro's mom: Dont give me Awww!!! I let you off last time.

    Plastro: No you didn't.

    Plastro's mom: That's it!
  2. jedifighter Jedi Master

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    LOL! Very funny, Joe. But start to check you're spelling.
  3. jedifighter Jedi Master

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  4. Emperor_Joe Jedi Master

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    Oh why is no one reading my story? Is it a bad story? PM me whith the answer.
  5. Monica_Skywalker Jedi Master

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    It's a good story, but not the type I usually read. I'll check back from time to time! :)
    ~*Monica*~
  6. Daughter_of_Yubyub Force Ghost

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    This is good. Random funniness, which is just what I need right now.

    Okay, not to be super critical or anything, but your spelling needs a little help. If you'd like, you can PM the updates to me and I can help you fix up little things like that.
  7. Monica_Skywalker Jedi Master

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  8. Monica_Skywalker Jedi Master

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    This is in dire need of an up. Up!! :)
    Will there be more soon, Emperor_Joe? ?[face_plain]
    ~*Monica*~
  9. jedifighter Jedi Master

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    I never told anyone this but I know Joe, and he's working on it now.
  10. Emperor_Joe Jedi Master

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    Yup, JediFighter and me are like famly. I will have a new post soon. Here is a sneank peview.
    *Bespin*

    Luke: This brings back memories.*shudders*

    Vader:*pops up* Yeah.
    * They begin to fight*

    Luke: Give me a raise on my allownce!

    Vader: Not intill you do the lawn and turn to the Darkside.

    Luke: How about you give me the raise and I'll do the lawn and turn to the darkside?

    Vader: Like the last time?

    Luke: Ummmmmmmmm......

    Well that it for the preview.
  11. Cam_Mulonus Jedi Master

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    A very interesting tale, Emperor Joe. Very funny!

    "Gimme a raise on my allowance!" [face_laugh] My favorite line!
  12. Monica_Skywalker Jedi Master

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    lol Can't wait! :)
    ~*Monica*~
  13. Daughter_of_Yubyub Force Ghost

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    The next post will be good!







































    (Joe PMed it to me to help with spelling)
  14. Monica_Skywalker Jedi Master

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  15. Emperor_Joe Jedi Master

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    Thank you for being very patient here my next post
    Oh yeah I dont own any star wars, army men, or super smash bros or Kenen and Kel or else I'd own this site.
    Also I like to thank my readers for the support you pepole give me! Also I'd like to thank Jedifighter for tyeing down Cam so he'd read my story.
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    *Bespin*

    Luke: This brings back memorys.*shudders*

    Vader:*pops up* Yeah.
    *they begin to fight*

    Luke: give me a raise on my allowance!

    Vader: Not until you do the lawn and turn to the darkside!

    Luke: Give me the raise and then I will do the lawn and turn to the darkside.

    Vader: Like the last time?

    Luke:*doges a parry* Ummmmmmmmm......

    Vader: That lawn looks like Yavin 4 and it's on Tatoonie for crying out loud!

    Leia:*crashes throgh a window* Since I'm so good can I have araise on my allowance?

    Vader:*defects a balster bolt* Did you take out the trash like your mother asked?

    Leia:Ummmmmm......

    Vader: That's what I thought, no allowance raises intell you both do your chores.

    Luke and Leia: Awwwwww!!!!!!

    Vader: Dont awwww me, you kids are lucky your mother does not get on to you more. Why I remember*luke and leia doze off* when I had a few winkels in my cape your mother punished me so badly she made Imperial Intellagence green with envy.

    *Suddley a portal opens*

    Luke: What the..*Gets hit in the head by Vader which makes him trip over a bottle of ketchup and falls into the portal**Luke grabs Leia*

    Leia: Hey let go of me!*falls in too*

    Vader: Well I'll miss them*gets grabed by Leia* Awwww here it goes!

    *Pikachu falls through the roof*

    Pikachu: Hey there is my ketchup!*ketchup rolls into the portal* Dont leave me baby!

    Samus: Well that's to bad, Hey oh whats lunch?

    Other smashers: I do!

    Samus: Too bad ha ha!

    *in the Army men world*

    Vader:*waking up* Huh? were am I?*sees tousands of troop point guns at him* Back to sleep.

    *later at the Bule HQ*

    Blue Prime minster Celmont Agen: Bonjuor I am The Blue Prime Minster Celmont Agen, and you are?

    Vader: Darth Vader Dark Lord of the Sith!

    Celmont: Ahh one of the acheint Famleys!

    Vader: Dark Lord of the Sith not some Hairbrianed exuse for a imcopent ruler!

    Clemont: OH a baron!

    Vader: No.

    Celmont: a Knight?

    Vader: Perish the thought.

    Celmont: A Presidant?

    Vader: NO!

    Celmont: an Emperor?

    Vader: No but I serve one.

    Celmont: Oh a samuruari!

    Vader: A what?

    Celmont:Umm a czar.

    Vader: No.

    Celmont: A *Vader hits him on the head* Owwwwwwwwww!!

    Vader: You stop guessing my title and I wont hurt you very badly, clear?

    Celmont: crystal.

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    I like to thank Daughter_of_Yubyub for spell checking. But even with her help I can't spell. Post please!

  16. Emperor_Joe Jedi Master

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    Hola! I Emperor_Joe was feeling inspierd today so I wrote 2 chapters. I dont own Star Wars, super smash bros, Mortal Kombat or army men. Enjoy! Also if you have any questions feel free to PM me. If your looking for the sald bar it's down the hall to the left, you cant miss it.
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    Luke:*wakes up* Were the.....* Gets hit in the head with a Force blow* Owwwie!

    Colonel Grimm: What are you doing here? Who are you? Were is my taco?

    Luke: I am Luke Skywalker Jedi Knight. I dont know why I am here. Could you get me a burrito?

    Colonel: No

    Luke: Awww.

    Vikki: Dad can I go out and kill Tans?

    Colonel: Did you do your homework?

    Vikki: Errrrrr.....

    Colonel: Thats what I thought, No Tan killing intill that homework is done!

    Vikki: But...

    Colonel: The only butt in this conversation is a spanked one if you dont do your homework.

    Sarge: Hey whats going...*sees Grimm agery face* See ya.

    Grimm: Sarge!

    Sarge: *turns around slowley** looks terfied* Yes sir?

    Grimm: I heard from some very reliable souces you the varmit that stole my pen!

    Sarge: That Damn wesael.

    Grimm's pet Wesael: Thank you!

    Sarge: That was not compment.

    Luke: Hey what about me!

    Grimm: Oh yeah, Sarge that man is to be exacuted tomorrow.

    Luke: You know what, just go on ignoring me.

    Grimm: Okay!

    Sarge: What about that new guy the Tans have? He slapped us like litte childern in the last battle.

    Luke: Ummm.. was he wereing a green mask?

    Grimm: I thought we were igoring you?

    Luke: Well was he?

    Sarge: yeah why?

    Luke: HE GONNA KILL ME! HELP!*sreams like a little girl*

    * Vader: Did you hear somthing?

    Celmont: No why?

    Vader: I dont know.*

    *Samus: *at Bespin* What was that?*

    *Boba: Skywalker is here! He stole my Coke!
    The scum will pay......*

    Luke: Why all I did was steal his coke!

    Vikki: Monster! * Attacks him*

    Luke: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Sarge: Yeah! that it! Left hook! Right kick!

    Grimm: Why are you playing Mortal Kombat?

    Sarge: Uhhhhhh.....

    Grimm: You know video games are aginst Army regulations!

    Sharp: Dude Tans are like takeing over like the plastic mines.

    Sarge: How many times have I told you not to call ME DUDE!

    Sharp: Uh I dont know*sweats*

    Sarge: NINEDY NINE MILLION TIMES THATS HOW MUCH!

    Sharp: Then why did you ask me?

    *Sarge wonders about impaling himself on Grimm's pen but decides its not worth it.
    Killing Sharp with it is though*

    Sarge: I..am..going..to..my..room..now.



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    Well thats it for today! Post please! Thank you for reading! Also please feel free to make any suggsetions on what should happen in this Fic.



  17. Monica_Skywalker Jedi Master

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  18. Daughter_of_Yubyub Force Ghost

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  19. Monica_Skywalker Jedi Master

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  21. Emperor_Joe Jedi Master

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    Okay, I have some idea of my next post but its not even much of preveiw.
  22. Monica_Skywalker Jedi Master

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    Up! Can't wait for more! :)
    ~*Monica*~
  23. Emperor_Joe Jedi Master

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    Okay I got a new post up! Here it is!
    Once agin I dont own any carearters in this fic. I took some lines too.
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    Leia:*Still alseep* Han Solo You Idot You got us lost agin! Dont give me that "I fallowed the map". Why are you the holding map upside down?

    Grey Docter: Lady I think you got me confused with someone else!

    Leia:*wakes up* Sorry, Hey what are you going to do with that needle?

    Grey Doc: Errrrrrrr........

    Grey Trooper: The great All mighty leader whants to see her!

    Leia:I dont know I'm am a little busy...

    Grey Trooper: It's about if we should kill you.

    Leia: Hey! a window just opened up.

    Grey Trooper: It all ways does.

    *They lead her to a massive throne room with a huge rock in the center of the room*

    Grey Trooper: Here is our All mighty, all seeing, all powerful leader!

    Leia: A rock?

    Grey Troop: Not just any rock, The Rock Of Wisdom!

    Leia:* thinks* Staying here will be fun.

    Grey Trooper: What did you say?

    Leia: Nothing

    The Rock: Hello Leia!

    Leia: Okay I've done lost my saneity.

    Grey Trooper: All Hail the mighty Leader.

    Leia: Is there gas leak in here?

    Rock: You will be my new wife.

    Leia: You know what lets start over, Hello I'm Leia and you name is?

    Rock: Rock of wisdom and you will be my wife.
    *they chain Leia to the Rock*

    Leia: Any second now, My Famley will bust throught that window and rescue me.
    *They look at the window**Nothing Happens*

    Leia: Aw I took a shot.

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    Sorry this post was so short I have got to go to bed.
  24. Monica_Skywalker Jedi Master

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    lol, Leia married to a rock...lol [face_laugh] Awesome post, Emperor_Joe! :D
    ~*Monica*~
  25. Emperor_Joe Jedi Master

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    Okay I got more!
    I dont own most of this pepole. Yet.

    Thank you for your time.
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    Leia: Can't we talk about this?

    Rock: NO!

    Leia: But....

    Rock: Dance wife.

    Leia: No.

    Rock: Then you shall die.

    Leia: Well you didn't hafta get mad about it.*Begins to dance really teribbley*

    Grey Trooper:My eyes!

    Leia: Hey! I dont insult your terrible dance skills!

    Grey Trooper: I can dance better than that!

    Leia: Oh Yeah!

    Grey Troop: Yeah!

    Leia: We geten it on now.

    Grey Troop: Its been on Girl!

    Grey Doc: Chick Fight!*Grey Troop glares at him* Uhhh....

    Grey Troop: Oh yeah oh yeah?

    Leia: I refuse to engage a unarmed a oppnent in a battle of wits!

    Grey Troop: Come on you @##@$#@@#@#@!#@$#%$@! yo moma was a #@$#$#@#! yo dady sucked $$@#%$#%$#$@%$#!

    *Leia slaps him so hard he goes flying cross contry*

    *Vader: Did I just see a Grey man fly past the window?*

    Leia: Serves him right!

    Grey Men wachting: YEAH! NEW RECORD FOR LONGEST FLIGHT TIME WHEN SLAPED!

    Leia: *Does Strong Woman Pose* Dont ever mess with me!

    * At the top of the bell tower*

    Grey Troop2: Wow I can see every thing! That guy owes me money!

    Pikachu: How can you tell the diffence?

    Grey troop: Uhh.. *cell phone rings* Lage Tan Troop formation on the southern front? I be right there.

    Pikachu: Ever time I ask how they can tell each other apart something always comes up.*Wonders* Hey there's more Ketchup left!

    *back to Leia*

    Leia: I wanna Divorce!

    Rock: Okay fine!

    *Courtroom music plays*

    Anouncer Guy: This the Plantiff Leia Skywalker, she sueing for divocre because The Wise Rock did not even listen to her when she said she did not want to get married.
    This is the Defendant The Wise Rock He said she came on to him like a drunken prom date, and marriage was her idea. He being sued for forcing a wedding.



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