Lit One Sentence or Less -- A FOREST APART

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    No wonder you need medication.
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  2. CaptainPeabody Force Ghost

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    Grooooowwwfff rrrrraaaahhhggg rrrff grrr-roooowwwrr: rrrraaaaarrrff grraaaggrrrh rrrooooowwrrr!
  3. Zeta1127 Force Ghost

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    What if I just don't like osik that screws with other people's work and don't particularly care about The Holiday Special?
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  4. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    Now now, there's no need to bring LOTF/FOTJ/TCW into a nice conversation about wookiee porn. Things could get uncomfortable.
    Last edited by instantdeath, Dec 27, 2012
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  5. Rilwen_Shadowflame Force Ghost

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    Chewbacca's home life is detailed in this merry holiday romp for the whole family - including that creepy cousin you only see when you have to.
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    See everything Chewie gave up to voluntarily enslave himself to a human.
  7. darthcaedus1138 Force Ghost

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    The horror, the horror.
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  8. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    @ cleans up, with 8 words no less. Now that's how it's done.

    Shatterpoint.
  9. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    If there's a lesson to be learned from Shatterpoint, it's that you do not want Mace Windu to go all Pulp Fiction on your ass.
  10. Rilwen_Shadowflame Force Ghost

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    The novelisation of the game Windu: The Badassening.:p
    Last edited by Rilwen_Shadowflame, Dec 29, 2012
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  11. fistofan1 Force Ghost

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    This novel proves that anyone who crosses Mace Windu is well and truly forked.
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  12. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    Heart of Darkness: INNNNNN SPAAAAAAACE!!!!!!
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  13. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Mace Windu's home planet is a really ****ty place and war brings out the worst in the best Jedi.
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  15. RC-1991 Force Ghost

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    The question "What if Samuel Jackson became a Jedi, then starred in Apocalypse Now?" gets answered in the most awesome manner possible.
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  16. Frank T. Force Ghost

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    Heart of Darkness... with a purple lightsaber!
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  17. Point Given Mod of Literature and Community

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    In which we learn the origins of the future Mayor of Sernpidal, Nick Rostu.
  18. CT-867-5309 Force Ghost

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    Samuel L Jackson is the baddest Jedi in the galaxy, Depa Billaba goes sane and the answer to how many arms Kar Vastor sees is "rawr".
  19. Havac Some Guy Who Moderates Lit

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    ASSKICKING AND PHILOSOPHICAL EXAMINATION OF WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A JEDI AND ASSKICKING.
  20. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    *$%" **$%£$^£^ *%$% *$%$% *$%$%$ *$%$% *"£%%"$%"

    [This summary of Shatterpoint was deemed unsuitable for public viewing and had to be censored.]
  21. Jedi Ben Chosen One

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    A story by which Stover demonstrates that his conversion to Star Wars is complete!
  22. AusStig Jedi Grand Master

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    The horror... the horror, "What horror ain't no planet I ever heard of, do they speak Basic on horror? BASIC MOTHER F***ER This book speaks it; even about philosophy (cause MW would kick it's @$$ other wise).
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  23. Nobody145 Force Ghost

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    Shatterpoints on a plane-t.
  24. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    And @ becomes our first winner of 2013!

    The Cestus Deception.
  25. Havac Some Guy Who Moderates Lit

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    Technically the Obi-Wan Clone Wars novel, but really it's more about Kit Fisto, sex-changing bugs, and learning for the first of infinitely many times that clones are real, unique people and not just a bunch of mindless identical copies of Jango, this time via their ability to name themselves "Jango's brother" and screw Jango's girlfriend.
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