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YodaJediMaster12
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1/24/03 8:16pm
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LOL, I'm sure Vader would have tolerated Jabba's insults in the most composed manner imaginable. 
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Master Salty
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1/24/03 8:21pm
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I can only imagine how much hell Vader would've raised in Jabba's palace.
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Dark Lady Mara
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1/24/03 8:27pm
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Vader could have called Jabba "slimo" or "bantha poodoo" before killing him. MU-HAHAHAHA!!!
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Master Salty
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1/24/03 8:29pm
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ForceHeretic
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1/24/03 9:37pm
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He might go along with it until the pit just for fun. But if they had tried to push him in as they did Luke, he'd get back up just as Luke did, only once he got his saber back he'd yell
"Now you're all in BIG trouble"
And then proceeded to kill them all with dark-side powers
And he'd choke Jabba just as Leia did, but he would need a chain heh heh
People agree, "now your all in BIG trouble" would have been a funny one liner for Vader
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Master Salty
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1/25/03 12:07am
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I think using Force Lightning on Jabba would've been pretty wild to watch.
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NiktosRule
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1/25/03 4:48pm
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I agree with what That_Wascally_Droid said. Vader wouldn't get captured.
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1/25/03 5:23pm
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I have the strange mental image of Vader grabbing Jabba by the tail and whirling him around in a circle, knocking everyone down and smiling hugely under his helmet...
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The2ndQuest
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1/25/03 9:11pm
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Vader: Jabba, this is your last chance: free me, or die.
Jabba: Mwhaha- sah-pooklah mey ah ha ha...
Fett: Dude, he's serious.
::Vader then uses the Force to rip the window shutters and part of the side hull off the Sail Barge::
Jabba: Hoodah! Ah!
::Vader then grabs Jabba with the Force (size matters not) and drags him through the opening, dropping him into the gullet of the Sarlacc::
Vader: I found a new definition of pain and suffering 24 years ago, sleemo.
::sarlacc burps::
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Tay-Mau
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1/26/03 3:37am
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Now that sounds like a good idea for a fanfic.
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That_Wascally_Droid
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1/26/03 4:14am
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JABBA: I shall enjoy watching you die. . .
VADER: And I shall enjoy goin Tusken Slaughter on yo wide @$$!
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Master Salty
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1/26/03 4:26am
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I can see Anakin hacking up Jabba. The meat would be flying everywhere.
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1/26/03 4:29am
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Another what if:
How this scene would be if Darth Maul was in Luke's place? I already see alien body parts and goo flying everywhere...
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Master Salty
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1/26/03 4:31am
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There wouldn't have been anyone left in the palace had Maul been there.
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Emperor_Billy_Bob
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1/26/03 9:32am
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I can see Mace Windu getting his saber and saying "This party's over!" before slicing everyone to bits.
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