Author Topic: Favorite Quotes
imperial_dork  13118 posts
Title: Manager Emeritus
Registered: Aug '03
50046_H653: Night of the Living Dead
Date Posted: 1/28/05 12:43pm Subject: RE: Favorite Quotes
"Chewie, take the professor in the back and plug him into the hyperdrive." - Han

"He is as clumsy as he is stupid." - Vader

"You may fire when ready." - Tarkin


 

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Yoda_Jedi_Luke  2216 posts
Registered: Sep '03
40712_Yoda
Date Posted: 1/31/05 12:47am Subject: RE: Favorite Quotes
"I don't care what ya smell, get in there!" - Han to Chewie, ANH.

"Being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited!"

"Well, we haven't got time for anything else!"

Leia and Han in ESB, what a brilliant interchange.

 

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Cloned_Sidious  31971 posts
Registered: Oct '04
8029_Emperor Palpatine
Date Posted: 2/22/05 9:03am Subject: RE: Favorite Quotes
In time you will call me, MASTER!

 

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JediPrettyBoy  2014 posts
Registered: Jan '05
6289_A-Wing
Date Posted: 2/22/05 9:12am Subject: RE: Favorite Quotes
JediDJ1013 made me think of one that used to freak me out when I was a little kid. It is still a unsettling scene.

Luke: I won't fail you. I'm not afraid.

Yoda: Goooooood! You will be. (Leans in very seriously and says in a gravelly voice) You will be.


Yoda's seriousness almost reminds me of the Emperors evilness in ROTJ.

 

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KMG-365  234 posts
Registered: Feb '05
7933_Admiral Motti
Date Posted: 2/22/05 9:16am Subject: RE: Favorite Quotes
Leia: "I recognized your foul stench when I was brought aboard."

Palps: "I'm afraid it is you who are mistaken. About a great. Many. Things."

Luke: "But I was going to Toschi station to pick up some power converters!"

Vader: "He will come to me???"

3PO: "Typical"

Red Leader: "Yaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!"

And, who can forget:

"Stay on target!"

 

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BATTLELION  113 posts
Registered: Feb '05
6640_Anakin Skywalker
Date Posted: 2/22/05 2:29pm Subject: RE: Favorite Quotes - Date Edited: 2/22/05 2:51pm (1 edits total) Edited By: BATTLELION
I have MANY favorite quotes:

"Sandpeople always ride single-file to hide their numbers."--It made the already spooky sandpeople even more ominous.

"I THINK I GOT IT!!! I GOT IT!!!"--I still exhale a lung when I see that sequence.

The whole sequence about Han and Luke arguing over going into the Detention Area.

"More likely they were WIPED OUT."--That Panaka. Cracks me up every time.

"I dunno. Whattaya think? Ya think a princess and a guy like me--" "NO."--That was funny.

"Threepio, you tell that slimy piece of worm ridden FILTH, he'll get no such pleasure from us. Right?"
"RRRHHHARGH!"--One of those times where you can perfectly understand Chewie without Han or 3PO telling us. And a brilliantly executed piece of humor.

"NO TICKET!"---Ooops. Sorry, Indy line. My bad.

"Nah. I don't think the Empire had wookies in mind when they designed her, Chewie."--Somehow that makes me laugh.

"I think my eyes ARE getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big light blur."--can you see Han with a cane and a cup begging for alms? I die!!!

"You said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake; this could be it, sweet heart!"--"I TAKE IT BACK!"

"How you doin,' you ol' Pirate?!"--Han with an eyepatch. That makes me laugh. ARG! Walk the plank!

"We also know that the weapons systems of this Death Star are not yet operational."---Bothan spies are probably the stupidist things in the universe. They'd have a better report if they sent JAR JAR bumbling into the information.

"That's no moon. It's a space station."--I LOVE THAT LINE.

"Where are you taking this...thing?"--I can see chewie boiling with rage, WAITING for the signal to swing his freaking arm out and shatter the guy's neck with a hate-filled blow! YEAH! THAT FELT GOOD!

"That's great, kid! Don't get cocky."--HA! Pot calling the kettle black.

"Would it help if I got out and PUSHED?"--"IT MIGHT!"

"I can't believe you took these apart. We're trying to get out of here! Put them back together RIGHT NOW!"

"NO! NO! NO! This one goes THERE. THAT one goes THERE! Right?"

"I see you've constructed a new lightsaber."--Vader isn't too bright. Luke kinda HAD to, ya know.

"Cheesa. Picho gawanki Chewbacca. Khan Chita droid? Yupon. Corrato cama WALPA. Kaie CHeeska CHO cawa wookie."--Jabba is so awesome. He should come to my school as a motivational speaker.

"I've just made a deal that'll keep the Empire outta here forever."--Lando wasn't trying very hard, was he?

"WHLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!" (Kaadu noise)

"What if this plan doesn't work, Master. We could be stuck here a VERY LONG TIME."--HA! I die everytime. Plus, I don't think they'd let Qui-Gon bet anything anymore.

"I hope you didn't KILL ANYONE I KNOW FOR IT."--Somehow that makes me laugh.

"THE DEATH TOLL IS CATASTROPHIC!"--I can just see all sorts of dying people falling down all around Sio Bibble as he makes this anouncement. It cracks me up so much.

"She, she won't get a scratch."--That Lando. How can you still trust that guy. Turns you in, hits on your girl, "scratches" your ship. Honestly, the face tells it all.

"Luke, at that speed will we be able to pull out in time?"--Line says all. It's my signature.

"I WILL SIGN NO TREATY, SENATOR."--Everytime she makes me laugh.

"AND THEY BLOW YOU UP. BOOM!"--HA! just the sight of Anikan exploding at that dinner table made me rupture my organs.

I have dozens more, but those are some good ones. I got funny ones, ones that make me laugh, ones that make me cry, ones that make me do funny dances in the middle of the street. Ooops, I shouldn't have said that one.

Oh, props to the guy who posted the funniest line I ever heard:

Red Leader: "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Just look at his face when he says that. I replay that one endlessly until my mom comes in and stops me. My little brother and I crack ourselves up EVERY TIME he screams.

 

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Darth_Devilkin  1580 posts
Registered: Oct '03
13599_TIE Interceptor
Date Posted: 2/27/05 6:23pm Subject: RE: Favorite Quotes
"No reward is worth this..."

"Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter"

"Mudhole? Slimey? My home this is"

"It is quite safe from your pitiful little band", love the disdain in his voice for the rebel troops

 

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"Boy you said it Chewie...Where did you dig up that old fossil?"
"No reward is worth this."
"I have the death sentence on 12 systems."
"Luminous beings are we...not this crude matter."
"I will make it legal."
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WLDB  2073 posts
Registered: Jan '04
23041_Anakin's Ghost<br>Hayden
Date Posted: 2/27/05 7:46pm Subject: RE: Favorite Quotes
"Try not, do, or do not. There is no try".

"Size matters not". Wise old Yoda.

And of course, who can deny:
"I am your father".

 

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Carnius_Baske  327 posts
Registered: Feb '05
6634_Darth Homer
Date Posted: 2/27/05 9:46pm Subject: RE: Favorite Quotes
"Judge me by my size do you?" (I'm a white guy)

 

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StarSmuggler  1574 posts
Registered: Nov '04
23520_Lightsaber
Date Posted: 2/27/05 11:41pm Subject: RE: Favorite Quotes
"You'll find I'm full of surprises. "- Luke, ESB

 

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"No man knows till he has suffered from the night how sweet and dear to his heart and eye the morning can be. -Bram Stoker"
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topgoalscorer_no11  770 posts
Registered: Jul '01
7933_Admiral Motti
Date Posted: 2/28/05 6:30am Subject: RE: Favorite Quotes
"This deal is getting worse all the time..." Lando.

"Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive..." Palpatine. It's all in the delivery.

"It's not impossible, I used to bullseye womprats in my T-16 back home!" Luke.

 

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StarSmuggler  1574 posts
Registered: Nov '04
23520_Lightsaber
Date Posted: 2/28/05 9:16am Subject: RE: Favorite Quotes
"I am a jedi. LIke my father before me'

"I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board"

 

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"No man knows till he has suffered from the night how sweet and dear to his heart and eye the morning can be. -Bram Stoker"
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Saberwielder315  1356 posts
Registered: Oct '04
6442_We Know Drama
Date Posted: 2/28/05 10:06am Subject: RE: Favorite Quotes
"A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi Knights. He betrayed and murdered your father. Now the Jedi are all but extinct. Vader was seduced by the dark side of the Force."

 

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Chaotic_Serenity  2480 posts
Registered: Oct '04
14792_Jabba's Palace
Date Posted: 2/28/05 10:28am Subject: RE: Favorite Quotes
"And well you should not. For my ally in the Force. And a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. It's energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we...not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you. Here, between you...me...the tree...the rock...everywhere! Yes, even between this land and that ship!"

-Yoda's Force Therapy for Blondes, ESB

 

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KMG-365  234 posts
Registered: Feb '05
7933_Admiral Motti
Date Posted: 2/28/05 10:38am Subject: RE: Favorite Quotes
And one of the best parts about that quote from Yoda, Serenity, is there's no mention of midichlorians! dancing

 

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