Author Topic: Salacious Crumbs attraction to Leia
VECTORPLEX  344 posts
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Date Posted: 2/8/05 8:21pm Subject: Salacious Crumbs attraction to Leia - Date Edited: 2/8/05 8:31pm (3 edits total) Edited By: VECTORPLEX
In ROTJ, there is a scene in Jabbas Palace where everybody is asleep except for Salacious Crumb. In that scene, we see him staring at what looks to be Jabba's moving tail, or was he really staring down Leia's leg as she was dressed in her bikini. I wonder what thoughts were running through that little creatures mind, for he had ample time to look her over.

 

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clone3131  4035 posts
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Date Posted: 2/8/05 8:23pm Subject: RE: Salacious Crumbs attraction to Leia


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Spike2002  18773 posts
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Date Posted: 2/8/05 8:30pm Subject: RE: Salacious Crumbs attraction to Leia
He's the one creature that gets to sit by Jabba's side that isn't at risk from being fed to the rancor. I think he's just about as depraved as the Hutt boss himself.

 

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Darth_Monarch  272 posts
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Date Posted: 2/8/05 8:32pm Subject: RE: Salacious Crumbs attraction to Leia
You sure he wasn't just hungry? grin

 

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Tyranus_the_Hutt  1561 posts
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Date Posted: 2/8/05 8:33pm Subject: RE: Salacious Crumbs attraction to Leia
Salacious Crumb finds hutts attractive. He was merely having a "whiff" of Jabba's tail. Wait. Oh, no.......he's coming after me! shock

 

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Ididitall4thewookie  824 posts
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Date Posted: 2/8/05 9:38pm Subject: RE: Salacious Crumbs attraction to Leia
What would YOU be looking at?

 

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AdamBertocci  19879 posts
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Date Posted: 2/8/05 10:37pm Subject: RE: Salacious Crumbs attraction to Leia
We don't get nearly enough threads about these two characters grin



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Tyranus_the_Hutt  1561 posts
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Date Posted: 2/9/05 12:54am Subject: RE: Salacious Crumbs attraction to Leia
What would YOU be looking at?

C-3P0. Talk about a golden rod.......

 

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VadersVacuumSeal  523 posts
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Date Posted: 2/9/05 5:52am Subject: RE: Salacious Crumbs attraction to Leia
Probably akin to Lucas' attraction to Natalie Portman.

 

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Spike_Spiegel  10810 posts
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Date Posted: 2/9/05 7:12am Subject: RE: Salacious Crumbs attraction to Leia
To me it always looked like the little monkey lizard wanted to bite Jabba's tail. But now, I am not too sure what he wanted to bite...

 

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Jedi_Jason5001  687 posts
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Date Posted: 2/9/05 7:35am Subject: RE: Salacious Crumbs attraction to Leia
I think that it was probably Jabba's tail the little monkey was after. Dont you people notice the tear at the end of Jabba's tail after a while?

 

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Reverend_Tegoth  296 posts
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Date Posted: 2/9/05 7:51am Subject: RE: Salacious Crumbs attraction to Leia
Ew. Just Ew.

 

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BATTLELION  113 posts
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Date Posted: 2/9/05 10:02am Subject: RE: Salacious Crumbs attraction to Leia
Puppet Malfunction.

The guy's hand was tired.

 

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VECTORPLEX  344 posts
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Date Posted: 2/9/05 11:46am Subject: RE: Salacious Crumbs attraction to Leia
In that scene where Jabba is giving Leia the tongue and C3PO turns around and says, "Oh I can't bear to watch", we see Salacious Crumb laughing. I bet you deep down he was feeling very envious, wishing it had been him giving Leia the tongue instead of Jabba. That is probably the reason he dares not make a move on Leia, for Jabba would knock him upside his head with his tail. Since he knows he can't have Leia, he goes right after Golden Boy, Oh my eye, Artoo help, quickly Artoo, Zapp. LOL.

 

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outrider462004  2957 posts
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Date Posted: 2/9/05 11:52am Subject: RE: Salacious Crumbs attraction to Leia
When Salacious Crumb looks at Liea when she's in the slave outfit got a very good look at those awsome legs of hers

 

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DarthJohnkenobi  944 posts
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Date Posted: 2/9/05 11:55am Subject: RE: Salacious Crumbs attraction to Leia
Perhaps we could get GL to go back and add a little drool hanging down from Salaciou's beak in the Super Ultimate Final next to the last Special Official Edition of the remake of Return of the Jedi?

 

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