Author Topic: The Classic Trilogy What If Game
T65BRay 
Registered: Mar '05
22806_Skywalker Saber
Date Posted: 3/22/05 9:06pm Subject: RE: The Classic Trilogy What If Game
Then RotJ would have had an X rating...

What if the Stormtroopers carried shields and lightsabers?

 

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Dark Lady Mara  26473 posts
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Registered: Jun '99
41918_Darth Maul
Date Posted: 3/22/05 9:09pm Subject: RE: The Classic Trilogy What If Game
Watto: What do you want?
Vader: I'm looking for two droids.
Watto: Wait, a Sith?! Whatever it is, I didn't do it!
Vader: This sounds familiar...
Watto: Ani'? Little Ani'?
Stormtrooper: *Chuckle* "Annie? wtf?"
Vader: *Force Choke*


laugh

Then the two of them would have whooped the Emperor's butt and potentially headed up a new Empire. That would be awesome.

What if Tarkin's "test" of the Death Star at Alderaan had failed?

 

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solojones  33567 posts
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24089_Obi-Wans
Date Posted: 3/22/05 9:19pm Subject: RE: The Classic Trilogy What If Game
Tarkin would have to re-take Ruthless Ologarchy 101.

What if Lando had stolen Leia's heart?

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Jerjerrod-Lennox  26220 posts
Registered: Mar '05
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Date Posted: 3/23/05 2:18am Subject: RE: The Classic Trilogy What If Game
Then Han would have probbably jumped off the edge of Cloud City.

What if Captain Needa had'ent apologized?.

 

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Beyond_the_Stars  70 posts
Registered: Mar '05
Date Posted: 3/23/05 10:10am Subject: RE: The Classic Trilogy What If Game
Then he still would have died, accept Vader wouldn't have said that bad-ass line afterward.

What if Luke had not been a putz and gone back home instead of going to "have a look" at the Sandpeople?

 

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Dark Lady Mara  26473 posts
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41918_Darth Maul
Date Posted: 3/23/05 11:37pm Subject: RE: The Classic Trilogy What If Game
Then Obi-Wan would have just had to go the homestead to find him within the next couple of hours, or else Luke would have been toast. tongue

And what if Luke had just killed the wampa and stayed nice and warm in his cave instead of wandering around outside and nearly freezing to death? tongue

 

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T65BRay 
Registered: Mar '05
22806_Skywalker Saber
Date Posted: 3/23/05 11:56pm Subject: RE: The Classic Trilogy What If Game
Then Han would have had a Bacta Bath after freezing his rear off.


What if Jenny was still in ANH?

 

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JediKnightOB1  4670 posts
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7289_Obi-Wan Kenobi
Date Posted: 3/24/05 7:23pm Subject: RE: The Classic Trilogy What If Game
She would have been the one "hot" reason for Luke to stay on Tatooine.

What if Leia sported a mullet?

 

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Latorski  3122 posts
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18617_Stormtroopers
Date Posted: 3/24/05 7:37pm Subject: RE: The Classic Trilogy What If Game
Her poster would be on the wall of every redneck teenage boy.

What if the Ewoks were vegetarians?

 

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DeJade_Vu  2575 posts
Registered: Jul '02
Date Posted: 3/24/05 9:17pm Subject: RE: The Classic Trilogy What If Game

Then they would've roated C-3PO over the fire and turned Luke, Leia and Han into gods.

What if Luke wore a cool cape like Vader in ROTJ?

 

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DarthFlatulence  147 posts
Registered: Mar '05
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Date Posted: 3/24/05 10:56pm Subject: RE: The Classic Trilogy What If Game
When Vader saw that Luke was hip to the fashion, they would have become fast friends, turned on the Emperor and killed him. They then would have piloted the Death Star to the nearest Goodies for more fashion fun.

What if the Emperor were a woman?

 

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Lukecash  1594 posts
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Date Posted: 3/24/05 11:18pm Subject: RE: The Classic Trilogy What If Game
Then Luke and Vader would be fighting each other over who would got to date her?

What if it WAS the droids they were looking for?

 

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Vader_Apprentice  604 posts
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Date Posted: 3/25/05 2:28pm Subject: RE: The Classic Trilogy What If Game - Date Edited: 3/25/05 2:30pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Vader_Apprentice
Umm, it was.


What if Vader turned early and joined Luke in the landing platform on the forest moon of Endor?

 

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Chancellor_Ewok  13269 posts
Registered: Nov '04
20459_Dark Trooper
Date Posted: 3/25/05 2:41pm Subject: RE: The Classic Trilogy What If Game
Then they would have flown up to the Death Star, killed the Emperor and probably turned the Death Star's Superlaser on the Imperial Fleet.

What if the Ewoks had not been convinced by Threepio's "magic?"

 

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Saberwielder315  1356 posts
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6442_We Know Drama
Date Posted: 3/25/05 2:56pm Subject: RE: The Classic Trilogy What If Game
Then they would be eating "fried Jedi", "Solo ribs", and "R2 a la carte"

What if Vader didnt throw the Emperor down that long powerful exhaust pipe?

 

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