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JediKnightOB1  4673 posts
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Date Posted: 3/25/05 3:01pm Subject: RE: The Classic Trilogy What If Game
He would have poured water over him and we would have heard "Ï'm melting" as Palpatines last words. (Wizard of Oz style)

What if Obi-wan was a registered child molester?

 

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angel_of_the_force  785 posts
Registered: Feb '05
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Date Posted: 3/25/05 3:05pm Subject: RE: The Classic Trilogy What If Game
then he would have been expelled from the Jedi order.

What if Leia had been nice to han in ANH?

 

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Vader_Apprentice  604 posts
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Date Posted: 3/25/05 3:09pm Subject: RE: The Classic Trilogy What If Game
Then Luke would have had one more thing to whine about!

What if Luke had been killed at a young age in a bizzare moisture vaporator accident?

 

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jangoisadrunk  2327 posts
Registered: Mar '05
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Date Posted: 3/25/05 3:31pm Subject: RE: The Classic Trilogy What If Game
Then Owen and Beru would have sued Czerka, Acme, or whoever the hell manufactured vaporators at the time for the wrongful death of thier beloved nephew, who never even knew his real parents (boo hoo). The local media would have a nice touchy-feely story to lead off the 6 0'clock news with, and Owen and Beru would have taken thier large settlement and gotten the frak off that rock.

What if Tatoonie finally got cable TV?

 

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darth_dinos 
Registered: Mar '05
23547_Anakin Skywalker
Date Posted: 3/25/05 4:08pm Subject: RE: The Classic Trilogy What If Game
Then there would be a sitcom named "Meet the Skywalkers".

What if Leia and Luke's position was reversed-if we had Prince Luke and Leia the Jedi Knight?

 

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my_favorite_rodian  224 posts
Registered: Apr '04
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Date Posted: 3/25/05 4:11pm Subject: RE: The Classic Trilogy What If Game
Then Luke would never go and join the rebellion and si
sit there watching the play-boy channel all day.

What if Leia shot Wicket the moment she met him?

 

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darth_dinos 
Registered: Mar '05
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Date Posted: 3/25/05 5:08pm Subject: RE: The Classic Trilogy What If Game
One less Ewok!Hurray!

What if Luke had joined his father in TESB?

 

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solojones  33577 posts
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Date Posted: 3/26/05 1:25pm Subject: RE: The Classic Trilogy What If Game
The galaxy would be screwed.

What if Obi-wan was a registered child molester?

laugh For some reason, that really made me laugh. I think just because it was so incredibly random and a bit disturbing tongue

What if Obi-Wan had gotten on Han's nerves so much during the flight to Alderaan that he'd started a fist fight?

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ARC-016 
Registered: Mar '05
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Date Posted: 3/26/05 6:48pm Subject: RE: The Classic Trilogy What If Game
well obi wan might have taken luke to see yoda so that they could give him further training

 

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Binder-lover  1855 posts
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Date Posted: 3/26/05 7:17pm Subject: RE: The Classic Trilogy What If Game
What if the Rancor ate Luke?

 

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DeJade_Vu  2575 posts
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Date Posted: 3/26/05 8:15pm Subject: RE: The Classic Trilogy What If Game

That poor Rancor would never, ever have been able to digest Luke's prosthetic hand.

What if Han was really into Yanni music?

 

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Lukecash  1594 posts
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Date Posted: 3/27/05 12:52am Subject: RE: The Classic Trilogy What If Game - Date Edited: 3/27/05 1:25am (1 edits total) Edited By: Lukecash
Then Liea would have ran off with Chewie


What if C3P0 led the assult on the Death Star?

 

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Darth Kruel  1382 posts
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Date Posted: 3/27/05 2:43am Subject: RE: The Classic Trilogy What If Game
Then everyone would have been looking for better leadership.

What if Owen Lars didn't hold Luke back from his dreams of becoming a star pilot?

 

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Saberwielder315  1356 posts
Registered: Oct '04
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Date Posted: 3/27/05 12:06pm Subject: RE: The Classic Trilogy What If Game
To be honest then I think Obi-Wan would have found him a lot sooner, Luke would have started his training sooner, and could have possibly defeated Vader in ESB.

What if that Super Star Destroyer (Executor) crashing into the Death Star just happened to crash into the Emperors tower during the Luke/Vader duel?

 

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Luke_Landwalker  448 posts
Registered: Mar '05
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Date Posted: 3/27/05 12:20pm Subject: RE: The Classic Trilogy What If Game
The rebels would still win but all the jedi would be gone forever.


What if Luke never found out Lea was his sister?

 

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