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Chancellor_Ewok Registered: Nov '04	Date Posted: 5/3 5:54am Subject: Star Wars: As Told By Someone Who Has Never Seen It
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Count_Doodie Registered: May '06	Date Posted: 5/4 6:38pm Subject: Star Wars: As Told By Someone Who Has Never Seen It
	ace! -----signature----- dont laugh at me, i'm here to learn.
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Gary_Buchenara Registered: Apr '09	Date Posted: 5/4 6:42pm Subject: Star Wars: As Told By Someone Who Has Never Seen It
	That's funny. She does pretty well really doesn't she?
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BigBoy29 Registered: Dec '04	Date Posted: 5/5 12:01am Subject: Star Wars: As Told By Someone Who Has Never Seen It
	It makes what were doing on these boards look foolish. She got the knack of SW and she never seen it. Ewoks and Chewie, Han and Luke, Vader and the puppet master, R2 and 3PO, force ghosts, blowing up Death Stars, That's what real people take away from Lucas' movies. What else is there? Seriously. -----signature----- Lando: "She saved me at the Battle of Tannabe". Han: "Hey remember, I won her fair and square." Lando: "She was mine before she was yours, she was mine before she was yours ..."
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DarthIktomi Registered: May '09	Date Posted: 5/12 8:31pm Subject: Star Wars: As Told By Someone Who Has Never Seen It
	LOL, that was pretty funny. Wait, Luke and Han kiss? Of all the SW slash, that one makes the least sense. Then again, Lucas did pony up his own money, and all independent films must have a gay guy, so... Okay, my first pre-screening images of SW. (I was born when ROTJ came out.) ::starts John Williams music:: The Empire kidnaps Princess Leia, and for some reason Luke learns about this. Then he meets Obi-Wan, they go to a bar, and they meet Han Solo who takes them to a planet that's like, blown up or something? They discover the Death Star, and rescue Leia. Then Obi-Wan dies, and they all go to this old pyramid in the jungle? The Death Star attacks their planet, and it blows up. But there's more. Luke goes to this swamp and meets Yoda, who trains him to be a Jedi. Meanwhile, Han and Leia fall in love. Han gets captured by bounty hunters, and Luke learns that Vader's his dad. Then along comes the sequel. They save Han, and then Luke learns that Leia's his sister, which is gross. But the Empire has a second Death Star, and Luke kills Vader and the Emperor and blows up the second Death Star. Then Han and Leia get married. Here's a 3-year-old explaining Episode IV: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBM854BTGL0&feature=related "You try to block the little pokeball." LOL
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Gary_Buchenara Registered: Apr '09	Date Posted: 5/12 8:45pm Subject: Star Wars: As Told By Someone Who Has Never Seen It
	If only she'd said definitively which version of the Force ghost is better and whether Mace did defeat Sidious fair and square we could just about close up the site and return to the real world.
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black_saber Registered: Apr '02	Date Posted: 6/3 10:53am Subject: Star Wars: As Told By Someone Who Has Never Seen It
	Goorse I did not know Luke and Han have a broke back Falcon! -----signature----- "Just when I thought I was out , they push me back in." I never liked micheal Jackson and he was always a looney.
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DarthIktomi Registered: May '09	Date Posted: 6/3 11:46am Subject: Star Wars: As Told By Someone Who Has Never Seen It
	black_saber posted: Goorse I did not know Luke and Han have a broke back Falcon! Well, at least Luke didn't do this in her version of events: Or a certain Robot Chicken sketch...In the Robot Chicken version, Luke gets Leia, Vader gets Palps, and Han gets Leia, Boba, and Chewie. And Ackbar goes on a date with Mon Mothma, but she orders calamari. At least Luke and Han aren't secretly Trekkies.
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Darthbane2007 Registered: Oct '07	Date Posted: 6/3 12:28pm Subject: Star Wars: As Told By Someone Who Has Never Seen It
	Chancellor_Ewok posted: Link How would they know what Star Wars is if they have never seen it?
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black_saber Registered: Apr '02	Date Posted: 6/3 1:37pm Subject: Star Wars: As Told By Someone Who Has Never Seen It - Date Edited: 6/3 1:39pm (1 edits total) Edited By: black_saber
	Imagnie someone watching Star Wars and saying this "THose are great movies but I don't get it." kinda like laughing at joke not understanding it. pretty much acting like he still has not seen the movies. Edit: I saw the movies but Who is Darth Vader and whats a Luke skywalker? -----signature----- "Just when I thought I was out , they push me back in." I never liked micheal Jackson and he was always a looney.
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DarthIktomi Registered: May '09	Date Posted: 6/3 1:51pm Subject: Star Wars: As Told By Someone Who Has Never Seen It
	black_saber posted: Who is Darth Vader Laius. black_saber posted: and whats a Luke skywalker? Oedipus. And unfortunately, Jocasta's dead. But she's got a cute daughter.
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black_saber Registered: Apr '02	Date Posted: 6/3 1:56pm Subject: Star Wars: As Told By Someone Who Has Never Seen It
	Heres Han and Lukes line before they kiss! Han solo: "Remember kid when you kiss me I'm the man." Luke: "your the man" Alot like the simpsons episode I saw when Barney and Auto got married. -----signature----- "Just when I thought I was out , they push me back in." I never liked micheal Jackson and he was always a looney.
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DarthIktomi Registered: May '09	Date Posted: 6/3 2:07pm Subject: Star Wars: As Told By Someone Who Has Never Seen It - Date Edited: 6/3 2:08pm (1 edits total) Edited By: DarthIktomi
	Wouldn't it be: Luke: waves hand I'm the man. Han: Hokey religions and ancient weapons won't make you the man.
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black_saber Registered: Apr '02	Date Posted: 6/3 2:11pm Subject: Star Wars: As Told By Someone Who Has Never Seen It
	DarthIktomi posted: Wouldn't it be: Luke: waves hand I'm the man. Han: Hokey religions and ancient weapons won't make you the man. I just thought it would be funnier since Luke does not act like a man. -----signature----- "Just when I thought I was out , they push me back in." I never liked micheal Jackson and he was always a looney.
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DarthIktomi Registered: May '09	Date Posted: 6/3 6:17pm Subject: Star Wars: As Told By Someone Who Has Never Seen It
	Yeah, but my version brings Force sex into it. I still can't believe Zahn even answered that question. Of course, we're not allowed to even imply the possibility of homosexual Jedi or we'll be Outcasts because as far as we know, Luke is only interested in females.
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black_saber Registered: Apr '02	Date Posted: 6/4 9:10am Subject: Star Wars: As Told By Someone Who Has Never Seen It
	DarthIktomi posted: Yeah, but my version brings Force sex into it. I still can't believe Zahn even answered that question. Of course, we're not allowed to even imply the possibility of homosexual Jedi or we'll be Outcasts because as far as we know, Luke is only interested in females. Not acording to someone who has not seen Star Wars! I still would like to see a youtube where someone has seen Star Wars but still does not get the Story! For Example Is Obi-wan a planet? Is Princess Leia a ferry godmother? I still seen the movies but I don't get it! -----signature----- "Just when I thought I was out , they push me back in." I never liked micheal Jackson and he was always a looney.
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