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DarthIktomi Registered: May '09	Date Posted: 6/4 10:06am Subject: Star Wars: As Told By Someone Who Has Never Seen It
	How did you like my reference to KOTOR2, though? Yanno, if we keep violating the TOS together, it's a male bonding thing, but if the TOS isn't present, it's gay. LOL Funny thing is, I showed my girlfriend this thread (She loves slash, but accepts that I'm heterosexual. And statistically one of the few guys to never even fantasize about it.), and her thoughts were twofold: 1) "Why don't you have these dirty conversations with other guys around me?" 2) "Wait, Luke and Han kiss? Plotbunny!" But I have coined the term "bizekksual" to describe guys who, while not overtly bi, fantasize about a woman and a man at the same time, in honor of Zekk's fantasies about Jaina...and Jag.
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black_saber Registered: Apr '02	Date Posted: 6/4 10:35am Subject: Star Wars: As Told By Someone Who Has Never Seen It - Date Edited: 6/4 11:09am (1 edits total) Edited By: black_saber
	"Something something something something Darkside." Man that was the funnest moment from family guy." THe Big laughs let me know that the emperor is really old! EDIT: I got another Line for Han and Luke before they kiss each other. Luke: "Your the best Friend a guy like me could ever have." Han: "SHut and Kiss me you Idiot I don't care what you smell like." Luke: "Gee why are you so mean." -----signature----- "Just when I thought I was out , they push me back in." I never liked micheal Jackson and he was always a looney.
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black_saber Registered: Apr '02	Date Posted: 6/5 10:43am Subject: Star Wars: As Told By Someone Who Has Never Seen It - Date Edited: 6/5 10:51am (2 edits total) Edited By: black_saber
	I wonder if Chewie get jealous about Han solo making out with Luke? EDIT Another Line sequel to han being mean to Luke Han: "Come on , aah, come on!" Luke: "Your going be turn into green dodo." Han: "Am I, then why are you following me, Afaid I was going to leave you without a good bye kiss." Luke: "I would Asume to kiss a wookie" Han" I can Arange that, You could use a good Kiss." -----signature----- "Just when I thought I was out , they push me back in." I never liked micheal Jackson and he was always a looney.
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DarthIktomi Registered: May '09	Date Posted: 6/5 11:28am Subject: Star Wars: As Told By Someone Who Has Never Seen It
	Um, that didn't parse right. And it's "I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee." We could speculate as to what that would look like. I mean, look at Han's son and Luke's nephew: [image=http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/b/bf/Destiny's_Way_Cover.jpg] That cover art is funny for so many reasons. Mainly because everything draws attention to Jacen's bulge, though.
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black_saber Registered: Apr '02	Date Posted: 6/5 12:01pm Subject: Star Wars: As Told By Someone Who Has Never Seen It
	DarthIktomi posted: Um, that didn't parse right. And it's "I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee." We could speculate as to what that would look like. I mean, look at Han's son and Luke's nephew: [image=http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/b/bf/Destiny's_Way_Cover.jpg] That cover art is funny for so many reasons. Mainly because everything draws attention to Jacen's bulge, though. My bad, but I was only trying to keep to the Classics. -----signature----- "Just when I thought I was out , they push me back in." I never liked micheal Jackson and he was always a looney.
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DarthIktomi Registered: May '09	Date Posted: 6/5 1:08pm Subject: Star Wars: As Told By Someone Who Has Never Seen It
	Well, actually, I was saying someone with half Han's DNA and more or less 1/4 Luke's DNA is unusually endowed. When my then-girlfriend saw the Destiny's Way cover, that's what she thought anyway. Oh, I just realized, Luke and Leia can feel everything the other does, right? So Luke probably has had a few fantasies about Han. Like Luke wakes up in a sweat with sticky sheets and says "Maybe she won't do the stupid alliteration thing our mom did this time. What the hell kind of name is 'Jacen' anyway?"
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black_saber Registered: Apr '02	Date Posted: 6/6 10:23pm Subject: Star Wars: As Told By Someone Who Has Never Seen It
	Heres a new line for Han and Luke before the Kiss Han: "I owe you a kiss for saving my life." Luke: "Oh silly." Luke waves hand. Han: "Your the one whos silly kid judging by the way you talk." Luke: "Yeah Your right. Lets paint the Falcon rainbow colors." -----signature----- "Just when I thought I was out , they push me back in." I never liked micheal Jackson and he was always a looney.
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DarthIktomi Registered: May '09	Date Posted: 6/6 10:31pm Subject: Star Wars: As Told By Someone Who Has Never Seen It
	Now pretend you're Karen Traviss and make them tough-as-nails mercenaries.
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black_saber Registered: Apr '02	Date Posted: 6/6 10:34pm Subject: Star Wars: As Told By Someone Who Has Never Seen It
	DarthIktomi posted: Now pretend you're Karen Traviss and make them tough-as-nails mercenaries. What do you mean?? -----signature----- "Just when I thought I was out , they push me back in." I never liked micheal Jackson and he was always a looney.
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DarthIktomi Registered: May '09	Date Posted: 6/7 7:54am Subject: Star Wars: As Told By Someone Who Has Never Seen It
	She wrote in a couple gay Mandalorians. Nothing much, but I liked watching Mando fanboys' heads explode. If you can find the defunct sex thread on TFN, you can see one such example. But her explanation was kinda evil, just because that "able-bodied" part is really stupid when the hero's an amputee. LOL I just realized, the Empire took Luke's hand and Luke took the Emperor's Hand.
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black_saber Registered: Apr '02	Date Posted: 6/7 8:38pm Subject: Star Wars: As Told By Someone Who Has Never Seen It - Date Edited: 6/7 8:41pm (1 edits total) Edited By: black_saber
	DarthIktomi posted: She wrote in a couple gay Mandalorians. Nothing much, but I liked watching Mando fanboys' heads explode. If you can find the defunct sex thread on TFN, you can see one such example. But her explanation was kinda evil, just because that "able-bodied" part is really stupid when the hero's an amputee. LOL I just realized, the Empire took Luke's hand and Luke took the Emperor's Hand. Don't tell me that boba has a fedish side for men. I mean he is sort of a ladies man. EDIT: I am sort of a ladies man too. I am just lucky sometimes. I said a Star wars Flirt Line and they said that was hot. They were not being Sarcatic either. I told them I can add you to my Star wars collection. P.S. not making this up. -----signature----- "Just when I thought I was out , they push me back in." I never liked micheal Jackson and he was always a looney.
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DarthIktomi Registered: May '09	Date Posted: 6/8 9:58am Subject: Star Wars: As Told By Someone Who Has Never Seen It
	No, it's original characters, Goran Beviin and Madrit Vasur. But they're the closest Fett has to friends. Basically, Han's daughter is training to hunt down her twin brother who's turned Sith, so she goes to Fett. And she turns into the biggest Mandalorian fangirl ever. And no, Boba's no ladies' man. In fact, supposedly he's a virgin in ROTJ (one of the Tales stories), but somehow he has a wife and daughter at this time too (Sacrifice). It's contradictory, yes, but you just have to ignore the part where he says he's never been with anyone.
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halibut Title: FF GSA & FF-UK RSA / Saga Mod Registered: Aug '00	Date Posted: 6/9 8:48am Subject: Star Wars: As Told By Someone Who Has Never Seen It
	We already have a thread on this http://boards.theforce.net/classic_trilogy/b10002/29692724/p1/?23 -----signature----- They are not "songs", they are "tracks" or "cues" ROTJ - "It has a nice mix of muppets and patricide that you don't see very often" - Darthboba Everybody knows that the bird is the word!
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TwiLekJedi Title: Classic Trilogy Manager Registered: Jun '01	Date Posted: 6/9 9:10am Subject: Star Wars: As Told By Someone Who Has Never Seen It
	January. Ancient history -----signature----- We do what we must Because we can For the good of all of us Except the ones who are dead
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DarthIktomi Registered: May '09	Date Posted: 6/9 4:59pm Subject: Star Wars: As Told By Someone Who Has Never Seen It
	Well, they do hug in ROTJ, but so what? OOT hugs Lando/Chewie Luke/Leia Luke/Han SE hugs Han/Lando Lando/Chewie Luke/Leia Luke/Han Luke/Wedge Also, Lucas changed the soundtrack and in the latest edition added in Hayden Christensen.
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