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black_saber Registered: Apr '02	Date Posted: 6/12 10:57am Subject: Star Wars: As Told By Someone Who Has Never Seen It
	"Everybodys hugging." qouting Ralpeh from the simpsons. -----signature----- "Just when I thought I was out , they push me back in." I never liked micheal Jackson and he was always a looney.
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black_saber Registered: Apr '02	Date Posted: 6/15 11:25am Subject: Star Wars: As Told By Someone Who Has Never Seen It
	I know another line for someone who has seen Star Wars but Still does not get it. Are X-wings a type of cookies? -----signature----- "Just when I thought I was out , they push me back in." I never liked micheal Jackson and he was always a looney.
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Bacon164 Registered: Mar '05	Date Posted: 6/27 7:33am Subject: Star Wars: As Told By Someone Who Has Never Seen It
	hahahahahaha that is so funny! it is funny because they think they get star wars but they don't! hahahhaahhahhaa -----signature----- Like a falling leaf to the bottom of the sea there she goes there she goes. My mentor Andalite_Bandit taught me this but it is too long to quote here so I can't tell you.
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DarthIktomi Registered: May '09	Date Posted: 6/27 10:38am Subject: Star Wars: As Told By Someone Who Has Never Seen It
	black_saber posted: EDIT: I am sort of a ladies man too. I am just lucky sometimes. I said a Star wars Flirt Line and they said that was hot. They were not being Sarcatic either. I told them I can add you to my Star wars collection. P.S. not making this up. A Star Wars flirt line, what's that? Hey, baby, wanna check out my lightsaber? Let's pretend we're brother and sister. And our last name is Skywalker. I'm really at a loss for others. Um, hey, in the EU, Luke's a chick magnet. Dani, Shira (granted, she was using him), Gaeriel, Teneniel, Ta'a Chume (and her son fantasizes about the two of them doing it, so, since I find incest disgusting, I'll assume her son wants to nail Luke too), Jem, Callista, Akanah…He finally marries Mara. And then there's this: —spider (How they got an "Even the guys want him." past the Comics Code Authority, I'll never guess.)
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black_saber Registered: Apr '02	Date Posted: 6/30 4:06pm Subject: Star Wars: As Told By Someone Who Has Never Seen It
	No it more of a "you know I can add you to my star wars collection." I told some girls that and they said that could work. -----signature----- "Just when I thought I was out , they push me back in." I never liked micheal Jackson and he was always a looney.
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DarthIktomi Registered: May '09	Date Posted: 7/1 1:28pm Subject: Star Wars: As Told By Someone Who Has Never Seen It
	I generally keep my sex life and my Star Wars fandom separate. So no gold bikinis for me. Plus, accidentally clicking on the Gold Palpy Society's ruined it.
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black_saber Registered: Apr '02	Date Posted: 7/8 9:26am Subject: Star Wars: As Told By Someone Who Has Never Seen It
	DarthIktomi posted: black_saber posted: EDIT: I am sort of a ladies man too. I am just lucky sometimes. I said a Star wars Flirt Line and they said that was hot. They were not being Sarcatic either. I told them I can add you to my Star wars collection. P.S. not making this up. A Star Wars flirt line, what's that? Hey, baby, wanna check out my lightsaber? Let's pretend we're brother and sister. And our last name is Skywalker. I'm really at a loss for others. Um, hey, in the EU, Luke's a chick magnet. Dani, Shira (granted, she was using him), Gaeriel, Teneniel, Ta'a Chume (and her son fantasizes about the two of them doing it, so, since I find incest disgusting, I'll assume her son wants to nail Luke too), Jem, Callista, Akanah…He finally marries Mara. And then there's this: —spider (How they got an "Even the guys want him." past the Comics Code Authority, I'll never guess.) At least you would not pretend to be a buddy to someone you like, for example Han and Luke whom happened to be gay according to someone who has not seen Star Wars. -----signature----- "Just when I thought I was out , they push me back in." I never liked micheal Jackson and he was always a looney.
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DarthIktomi Registered: May '09	Date Posted: 7/9 8:07pm Subject: Star Wars: As Told By Someone Who Has Never Seen It
	Hey, I'm straight. But the slash fics just think everybody is gay. (Lampshaded hilariously on Supernatural recently.)
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black_saber Registered: Apr '02	Date Posted: 7/13 12:13pm Subject: Star Wars: As Told By Someone Who Has Never Seen It
	I know you are lets just hope if there is a sequel trilogy luke and han don't get cozy together. I still wonder if he does that with leia sometimes. -----signature----- "Just when I thought I was out , they push me back in." I never liked micheal Jackson and he was always a looney.
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DarthIktomi Registered: May '09	Date Posted: 7/14 3:01pm Subject: Star Wars: As Told By Someone Who Has Never Seen It
	Lucas is said Dark Empire is how he imagined a sequel trilogy. No, there's no signs of twincest or Luke/Han ho yay, though I'm sure Thrawn McEwok could probably find both, but Luke does duel a naked Palpatine clone. (How else would you be dressed emerging from your clone vat?)
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TwiLekJedi Title: Classic Trilogy Manager Registered: Jun '01	Date Posted: 7/14 4:38pm Subject: Star Wars: As Told By Someone Who Has Never Seen It
	But it's not like you can tell the difference between clothed and naked with that horribly horrible art style Dark Empire has -----signature----- We do what we must Because we can For the good of all of us Except the ones who are dead
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Serafine_Tinaste Registered: May '09	Date Posted: 7/14 4:52pm Subject: Star Wars: As Told By Someone Who Has Never Seen It
	I obviously entered this thread at a weird time. -----signature----- Banana! Banana! Ooh! Ooh! Give it to Kiki?
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DarthIktomi Registered: May '09	Date Posted: 7/19 1:08pm Subject: Star Wars: As Told By Someone Who Has Never Seen It
	No, black_saber and yours truly are just having a ho yay moment even though I'm 100% straight and I'm pretty sure he is too. Prompted by Luke and Han kissing (at least according to Amanda). And yeah, Dark Empire did have some lousy art. It's funny, because the storyline (Luke goes darkside.) had potential.
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black_saber Registered: Apr '02	Date Posted: 7/30 7:02pm Subject: Star Wars: As Told By Someone Who Has Never Seen It
	I would like to see other versons of someone elses view to whom has not seen Star Wars. -----signature----- "Just when I thought I was out , they push me back in." I never liked micheal Jackson and he was always a looney.
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black_saber Registered: Apr '02	Date Posted: 8/23 4:18pm Subject: Star Wars: As Told By Someone Who Has Never Seen It
	I Just wish that Every Star Wars books and comics where made into movies. I just wish they did Shadows of the Empire into a movie. -----signature----- "Just when I thought I was out , they push me back in." I never liked micheal Jackson and he was always a looney.
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