Author Topic: Mathematics thread ~ all crazy people are invited
Slyk1988 
Registered: Aug '05
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Date Posted: 9/16/05 11:45am Subject: RE: Mathematics thread ~ all crazy people are invited
To tell u the truth i haven't studied much at PMG. actually i sutdied less there then while i was at normal(8-year school).

 

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Deciple_of_Malak 
Registered: Jul '05
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Date Posted: 9/16/05 1:44pm Subject: RE: Mathematics thread ~ all crazy people are invited
You must be a science freek then. tongue

 

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Slyk1988 
Registered: Aug '05
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Date Posted: 9/17/05 3:37am Subject: RE: Mathematics thread ~ all crazy people are invited
nah. just have luck. btw my dad is math geniuos. i learned everything from him! he still has more knoiwledge then i but i'll be better!!!!

 

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Amon_Amarth 
Registered: Jan '05
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Date Posted: 9/17/05 3:15pm Subject: RE: Mathematics thread ~ all crazy people are invited - Date Edited: 9/17/05 3:23pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Amon_Amarth
liarliar You don't learn but you have final grade 4 (i tako si osuðen an maturu).

 

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Cobranaconda 
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Date Posted: 9/23/05 2:10pm Subject: RE: Mathematics thread ~ all crazy people are invited
pwnt!

Hide and Seek!

^Ignore that tongue

 

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Darthana 
Registered: Jun '05
7024_Anakin and Padme
Date Posted: 9/23/05 2:23pm Subject: RE: Mathematics thread ~ all crazy people are invited
I look in this thread from time to time, but now I am completely lost. Is "Hide and seek" a math termin? confused Couse, if it is, it sounds pretty stupid.

 

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Cobranaconda 
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Date Posted: 9/23/05 2:27pm Subject: RE: Mathematics thread ~ all crazy people are invited
Nah, it's an FFUK thing, you play hide and seek, and write that where your hiding so others can see you. I'm hiding here tongue

 

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Darthana 
Registered: Jun '05
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Date Posted: 9/23/05 2:37pm Subject: RE: Mathematics thread ~ all crazy people are invited
laugh You're weird.

 

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Cobranaconda 
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Date Posted: 9/23/05 2:39pm Subject: RE: Mathematics thread ~ all crazy people are invited
tongue I know

At least i didn't hide in BeNeLux. I would have contaminated the people's eyes tongue

 

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Darthana 
Registered: Jun '05
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Date Posted: 9/23/05 2:44pm Subject: RE: Mathematics thread ~ all crazy people are invited
Heh! Mathematicians have contaminated souls, so there's no harm done here. wink



Citaš li ovo, Igore, dušo? devil kiss devil Zajebavam se. tongue

 

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Amon_Amarth 
Registered: Jan '05
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Date Posted: 9/24/05 3:02pm Subject: RE: Mathematics thread ~ all crazy people are invited
Heh! Mathematicians have contaminated souls, so there's no harm done here.

Loše, Darthana, loše... talk_hand

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Darthana 
Registered: Jun '05
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Date Posted: 9/25/05 10:31am Subject: RE: Mathematics thread ~ all crazy people are invited
Ma znam, bilo je to za onog mulca Igora. tongue tongue tongue

 

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Deciple_of_Malak 
Registered: Jul '05
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Date Posted: 9/25/05 1:43pm Subject: RE: Mathematics thread ~ all crazy people are invited
Darthana posted:
Heh! Mathematicians have contaminated souls, so there's no harm done here. wink


Citaš li ovo, Igore, dušo? devil kiss devil Zajebavam se. tongue


laugh Yep, thats us.
Ana, hvala na komplimentu! grin

 

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Deciple_of_Malak 
Registered: Jul '05
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Date Posted: 9/25/05 1:59pm Subject: RE: Mathematics thread ~ all crazy people are invited
I almost forgot to post this. A guy I met on classes gave me a floppy with thease:

Math poems:

The Moebius strip is a pain,
When you cut it again and again,
But if you should wedge
A large disk round the edge
Then you just get a PROjective plane.
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If you have a cross-CAP on your sphere,
And you give it a circle-shaped tear,
Then just shake it about
And untangle it out
And a Moebius strip will appear!
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Consider the pitiful plight
Of a runner who wasn't too bright
But he sprinted so fast,
That he vanished at last
By red-shifting himself out of sight.
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In the near-light speed space-ship I'm in,
I went rocketting off from my twin;
But since I'VE been away
I've aged hardly a day
And just LOOK at the state that he's in!

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A go-go lap dancer, a pip,
Was able to peel in a zip.
But she read science fiction,
And died of constriction,
Attempting a Mobius strip.


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If you integrate zee squared dee zee
From one to the cube root of three
Multiplied by cosine
Of three pi over nine
You get natural log of the cube root of e


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THE MAGIC OF STATISTICS

The statistician spends his days,
In figuring out the many ways,
In which a standard error can,
Enclose by bars the average man.
And having thus imprisoned him,
Perhaps at some researcher's whim,
Can with the same chicanery,
Enlarge the bars and set him free.
Or better yet, within the sample,
Locate some points with girth so ample,
That if by "choice" they were discarded,
Man and hypothesis are safeguarded.


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Right! Read:- 'a2' below as "a squared"
'b2' below as "b squared" etc.

If a = b (so I say) [a = b]
And we multiply both sides by a
Then we'll see that a2 [a2 = ab]
When with ab compared
Are the same. Remove b2. OK? [a2-b2 = ab-b2]

Both sides we will factorize. See?
Now each side contains a - b. [(a+b)(a-b) = b(a-b)]
We'll divide through by a
Minus b and olé
a + b = b. Oh whoopee! [a+b = b]

But since I said a = b
b + b = b you'll agree? [b+b = b]
So if b = 1
Then this sum I have done [1+1 = 1]
Proves that 2 = 1. Q.E.D.


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Hehehe.
Some knoweledge of English math phrases is necessary for understanding this.

 

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Amon_Amarth 
Registered: Jan '05
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Date Posted: 9/26/05 3:10pm Subject: RE: Mathematics thread ~ all crazy people are invited
I didn't understand all of them, but some were pretty funny.

I had my first Math exam in the third year today. grin worried tongue

 

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